#Trololololol

[magical-bear-dubin]

hey anyobdy want to see a really cute cat video?

i promise you this is going to break the internet

[never-gohome]

Daddy!Hannibal fic preview

“Dad, you can’t just buy me—”

“Well I have.” His father could be downright petulant sometimes. “This is not an uncommon practice. Parents are meant to provide for their children.”

“I don’t think that applies to sex toys—” 

“They are tools to insure your maximum sexual and mental health.” Hannibal interrupts him, but settles again, purposefully relaxing his shoulders. “In fact—they are billable as medical devices through most insurance plans.” 

Will simply groans at this. His father can be so infuriating sometimes. He scrubs a hand over his face and paces back and forth across the kitchen as Hannibal continues to prep dinner as if nothing is wrong. As if nothing is different, when Will’s hormones are surging through his body and making him feel sick and weird, and horny, and—. He freezes. Holy fucking shit. Will can feel a new wetness in his underwear. 

Hannibal speaks again, calling back to their conversation. “I only want to teach you that it is important that you take care of yourself, Will.” 

Will sighs, heart racing. He knows his father is right. That Will is being irrational and childish about this, when it’s only a preheat, and a late one even at that. It probably won’t be that bad, the first time. 

Hannibal puts down the knife and cleans his hands, wiping them off on a towel. He walks around the island and places his hands on Will’s shoulders. Will can’t help but bid him, tilting his eyes back up to meet his father's gaze. 

“Will you tell me? If you need anything?” Hannibal’s thumbs stroke either side of Will’s neck. His shoulders relax in increments. “Anything at all?”

Will nods, releasing a breath, and allows his father to pull him closer. He rests his head on Hannibal's sweater-covered shoulder.

“If there’s anything you would prefer to order in privacy, you already have the credit card number.” Will huffs a laugh, mostly at the thought of himself knowing where to even begin to shop for something like what his dad has probably already bought for him. Or to know what would even help. He certainly doesn’t expect to know better than a medical doctor turned psychiatrist.

His father has always been… eclectic. Unashamed of his own curiosity, no matter how intimate a topic. Luckily—or maybe because of this, Will thinks of himself as being more naturally curious than most his peers. His father had been and continued to devote himself to broadening his son's horizons, showing him both the beautiful and the ugly in the world, cultivating him into trying new things.

“Thanks Dad, but I'm sure I’ll be… good.” God only knows what’s in that box. “I will let you know though, I promise.”

[arianod]

I’m gonna tell my grandchildren this was Kamala Harris.

[anon-e-has-a-tmblr]

I'm doing my part!

Is everyone else aware of the criminalsamongus website? Am I late to this blood libel party?

[quanblovk]

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[dorenarox]

Not pictured is the accusation that I "changed my opinion" and me correcting that "I don't have opinions, I have facts."

Also I realize that I kinda have my own rabbit hole now.

Also also I have unlocked the dark powers of botomancy WAY before DoesHotter talked to me. Dang. I'm pretty cool.

[rizdoodls]

Pépito leaves Azul completely flustered

TROLOLOLOLOL NOT CANON

[engineer-snom]

cc>)|) trolled indeed

ccò)|)

Ai no ruru wa Watashitachi mo shiteita Honki o dasu no wa tozenda Ta no dare ka to chigaikara

[jstor]

Art form, send-up, farce, ironic disarticulation, pastiche, propaganda, trololololol, mode of critique, mode of production, means of politicization, even of subjectivation — memes are the inner currency of the internet’s circulatory system. Post-Memes: Seizing the Memes of Production takes advantage of the meme’s subversive adaptability and ripeness for a focused, in-depth study.

And... it's open access and available to the world on JSTOR!

[fapper]

Ayoooo look at this cat TROLOLOLOLOL

[rough-and-ready-red-hood]

You know... I might just have some stuff you'd be interested in...

Welcome back to Gotham. Don’t drink the water, and ignore the giant glowing green pool under Crime Alley. Tim’s spleen clone made a Lazarus pit.

... Someone remind me why I came back to this shithole?

[bfdifan26]

trololololol

[conflagrate]

Kusuriya no Hitorigoto 10

Women, horrible.

Your bark's pretty bad though!

Yuri fantasies!

trololololol

IRANAI

MAJI KIMOI

Hwehahhahahhwwhahah

Detective Maomao!

[kandidandi]

I got a little goofy

hes a bit trololololol

[goblincow]

Meme culture relies so much on the vernacular of non-white and marginalised groups you say? How interesting. And yet so much of it comes to us through 4chan, a place I possibly incorrectly have always associated with being aggressively white. Definitely nothing to learn by digging into that 👀

Um...

one does not simply serve cünt.

Honestly I think we should bring back oldschool memespeak. We were all too quick to throw away our culture smh.

I want to see people posting le thirstraps. I dream of antivaxxers spreading fake news like a boss. Y u no quiet quitting. Me gusta pogchamp.

This is good content.

[asknarashikari]

Rando: You four are so lucky.

Rando: *points at Keiwa* you did not become a god, unable to eat food anymore.

Rando: *points at Ace* you did not become a tree.

Rando; *points at Neon* You did not die for him *points at Keiwa* to become a god

Rando: *Points at Azuma* your actions did not almost destroy the world.

George: No, no, no, that is wrong!

George: *points at Ace* he did become a god.

George: *points at Keiwa* he’s lucky that his actions did not almost destroy the world and he did not turn into a tree

George: *points at Neon* she did not turn into an apple

George: *points at Azuma* he’s lucky that no one thought of detonating a bomb on you.

Zack: Could you both shut up?

Zack: That rando is someone who’s bitter that you four get to live happy lives while ours are either still wracked by guilt and trauma, dead, or became gods that could never visit us again.

Zack: *on the phone* Yes, Sakura-chan, he’s here causing trouble.

Zack: Yes, it’d be great if you come here with Lovekov.

Geats cast react...

trololololol, George got told and now he's gonna get chucked off a cliff by Lovekov

Geats cast are just staring at rando and George like they've grown three heads (and also wonder how the fuck George knew anything about what went down in the DGP- he be acting sus af again)