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Whatever that inventor did during ww2, at least when he came up with zyclon b it was for agriculture not mass extermination of people

you can’t make this shit up yall 😂😂😂

the flotilla fuckery continues lmao

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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You both can be, many pantheons exist for this exact reason

You are acsending to godhood, what are you the god of?

cats, obviously 💅

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Somewhere, in the world, it's passed night so technically speaking -

fuck me friday

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A Baked Brick™ (affectionate)

My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

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Seduce others to donate blood

We’ve had some complaints from the vampires that not enough people are donating blood, and the lack of food diversity is making it very hard for them personally. So if you can please look up your local blood donation point and give blood!

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I didnt notice its existance until you mentioned it...

... Why is that there? Is Tumblr getting Netflix sponsorship or something?

(For reference, it's in my tabs bar - you know, where you can go to "for you" or "following". On another note, I need to learn what it's actually called.)

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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Objectively - jeans. Not a lot of air flow in those, especially skinnys.

Attractively - tights. Because ✨salty breads✨

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I think that's the internet provider and not this stupid hellsite that is incapable of being a useful mobile app

Fuck you Tumblr. I need to send asks to these ppl.

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sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

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ומה אם בברוודים הכתה צרבת?

מה אם השאלה האמתית הייתה החברים שפגשנו בדרך

מה אם?

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מה שאנחנו היינו מדקלמים זה "אמא שך יסוד עולם ואתה תלמיד חכם"

או לפעמים "אמא שלך רבה (rebbe), אבא שלך חסיד עולם ואתה תלמיד חכם"

ובמקום "דסי מטריקו" זה היה "איציק ומשה" כדי שיתחרז עם המשפט הבא

פרופגנדה

הקווה קווה של הדוסים: לקחנו משהו ספרדי ואז עשינו אותו ישראלי ואז עשינו אותו כשר

גרי המבורגרי: גרי הוא יצוג מדויק לישראלי המכוער והמיואש. הוא קמצן, חסכן, חצוף, חסר התחשבות, בטוח בעצמו באופן מוגזם אך גם חסר כל הערכה עצמית ולמעשה שונא את עצמו והחיים שלו. ויותר מכל הנקניקיות שלו עשויות מפימו.

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אפשר כמובן פשוט לרבלג ולסמן את הלב הזה בצד ולחכות לשלב הזה שיגיע בסופו של דבר שבו המיוטואל יעשה משהו כזה שפשוט יגרום לך להגיד משהו כי ךא תוכל לשמור את זה בבטן יותר

איך אני מוצא פה מוטיאלז ישראלים אני כ''כ מתבייש להתחיל שיחות או אפילו לשאול אותם בבקשה הצילו אני פשוט לוחץ על עוקב ומקווה שהם ידברו איתי כמו קבצן😭

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This one is classed as a hut, by sheer definision

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First day out of 3.

I'm deat tired physically and mentally. The amount of people was unexpected. Of course, it means only good for us, but still. I wasnt ready for the influx of people so soon and untill way beyond the closing hours (no serving of alcohol past 23:00 or 11pm [same hour different format]). And we also sold a lot and will need to think of a better solution for tomorrow.

And Mr Anxious Ass™ was manageble, not even a heartburn which is nice! Only being unable to speak properly for the first 30 minutes, but very fast it went away. I was basically focusing only on the person or 2 right in front of me.

I also met a fellah from uni, which was nice. So I might end up going for a masters degree at the end anyway. Just gotta see how I do it with both the education and everything involved. Because I wont be able to work full time AND study.

Now though I just wanna sleep. Tomorrow I work in the mornjng which was a mistake but I wont be texting the other guy at way past midnight about it lol