#Tozer/Irving

[noeavoiding]

Modern!au Irving/Tozer for @manicpixiedreamjop based on their lovely fic

[saints-who-never-existed]

“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets. 

Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”

–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.

[smellroy]

Sewing is a Christian pleasure, right?

[ghostshipglamour]

[jeyneofpoole]

2terror 2dashboard

❄️ alivegirl

i made friends with ONE guy and the worlds worst boyband fucking ATE him whatever fuck this fuck you i’m out of here 🛷🚶‍♀️

🍀 capt-crozier

COME BACK

🧥 chazdeswoah

COME BAKC

🐻‍❄️ tuunbaq

COME BACK

🥫 goldnerco

oh my god you guys i just got a new commission from the ADMIRALTY??? everybody go give them some love for supporting a small business 🥹

🔪 hickey-ec

this is a CALLOUT POST for the vicious BITCH william GIBSON he has been SLANDERING me to COMMAND and i will not HAVE IT my list of grievances is as FOLLOWS:

gangles around menacingly like a malevolent spider. TOO TALL.

ratted on my being a DEVIOUS SEDUCER to the WORST lieutenant FUCK you.

BOTTOM. he’s laying absolute PIPE too it’s not FAIR.

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✝️ johnjirving

does anybody hear that behind those crates

✝️ johnjirving

hold up i’ll go check one second

✝️ johnjirving

OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 HALLOWED BE THY NAME 🧎🧎🧎 THY KINGDOM COME 🛐🛐🛐🛐 THY WILL BE DONE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 ON EARTH 🌎🌎🌎 AS IT IS IN HEAVEN 👼👼👼👼👼👼 AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN

👤 jorrington-deactivated18460101

FUCK 🪦

👤 jartnell-deactivated18460104

FUCK 🪦

👤 willyb-deactivated18460403

FUCK 🪦

🧤 jopped

the stewards on this fucking app are pitiful what do you mean you don’t offer to wipe the sweat from your captain’s staunch unyielding brow or bite loose threads off of his coat with your sweet red mouth you people are putting our profession to shame.

🐀 mrshickey

oh my GOD fuck off

📚 jbridgebooks

thomas i don’t think this is about the art of stewardship anymore… if you have questions about anything come find me. and i mean anything.

🧍🏼‍♂️ edmund-hoar

hi i’m here too

🍀 capt-crozier

hey girl is that a congreve rocket in your trunk or are you just happy to see me?

👗 girl-fitzgirl

🚀💥🚀💥🚀💥🚀💥🚀💥🚀💥🚀💥🚀💥

🐻‍❄️ tuunbaq

fucking OWWWWWW what the HELL come ON guys

🪖 the-other-other-henry

🌬️🌬️🌬️ FUCK 🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️ MY SOUL 🌬️🌬️🌬️

🎖️ solomanofwar

whbaattyg thhe hhelllllll

[froggerland]

Digital sketchbook spread (aka face studies bc I’m bad at getting ppls likeness)

From left to right:

- Graham Gore (what a fucking badass name) and Goodsir,

- Goodsir later on not having the time of his life anymore,

- Le Vesconte (who tf names their kid that, what are you? French?? No proper English geezer that’s for sure),

- Tom Hartnell (no idea why everyone loves him so much but he’s the only one who smiles from time to time (I think) (I actually don’t remember)),

- James Clark Ross (saw a post that rossier is basically real, signing your letters with „believe me ever yours“?? Fitzier is over guys (not really)),

- Croziers neglected daughters (Ned, Jirving and Hodge) (idk why ned looks so weird and cursed sorry),

- Aaand Tozer and Armitage (I think I read somewhere that Armitage is partially deaf so I imagine he would use made up sign language when there’s a lot of noise around so he can talk with his friends;;)

[hacash]

the real cornelius hickey would never have inflicted this on them

terror shitposting (50/?)

BONUS CONTENT:

[andrew-rannells-mustache]

Some important reminders for the upcoming holiday season <3

[nautieval]

Sol page right before I go to mass

[johnnyy-guitarr]

hi i hope you all like these wretched things i crafted with my own two hands

[futuristicdoormats789]

My beloved is mine, and I am his. | Song of Solomon

Inspired very loosely - and I mean loosely - of the King Solomon painting done by Gustave Dore, specifically Tozer's pose.

[smellroy]

The Terror but it's Geronimo Stilton

Bonus:

[evilfaggotyuri]

a girl gets bored in class and doodles like crazy

[eugenoid-draws]

Some cold boys sketches

[mab1905]

I could not get this out of my head

song is "i want you to love me" by Fiona Apple