#Toxic old man yaoi

[cherri-tomato]

Toxic old man yoai my beloved 🥹

forgotten confession..

[false-heteros16]

HOUSE DRUGGED WILSON, okay but did House pathologically manipulate him into believing his changed mood was a result of happiness while dosing him with anti-depressants for weeks? Wilson’s the same level of freak if NOT MORE.

[bloxy-cola-drinker]

FREE BRO 😭🙏

[griffin-ktb]

[nobodysdestiny]

My Christian brother be like when we were watching episode 8, he pointed at the TV and said: GAY.

Vladcard X Anderson?

- personal rating: 100/10

- HCs: Anderson and Vlad would read scripture together and have philosophical discussions while verbally shitting on their enemies like gossiping teenagers. They'd train together all the time and they'd constantly, wordlessly compete, which would've actually resulted in a relationship that's more friendly & solidary that rivalrous. Vlad would call him his wife/concubine and it pisses Anderson off so bad

- OTP level: 100/10

- Would I have liked to see it canon: YES. YES I WOULDVE. I NEED even gayer lines in the battle they had. I want Anderson to discover more about Vlad and I need them to interact and have Anderson battle an internal gay crisis bc fuck he's hot and he's trying to get me to kill him

- General opinion: Masterful old man yaoi. Delicious. I love it so much it's unreal. It's already Andercard but with an entirely different flavor. There's SO many possibilities. Does Anderson know Alucard before he meets Vlad? Is Vlad aware of who Anderson is? What's the setting? Time fuckery like in Kaleidoscope by catsvsdogscatswin or the stuff we saw in canon? I need more of them.

[nitemurr]

I was possessed to draw this. The Toxic old man yaoi was too strong

[go-go-gadget-autism]

House really is everything. He’s autistic, he’s sub textually but also very textually bisexual, he’s a cunt, he’s a genius medical professional, he’s a drug addict, he has a homoerotic situationship with his best friend, he faked his death for said friend so they could live out the rest of his life together, he’s been to prison, he has a motorcycle, he loves monster trucks, he’s disabled.

He is The Character Ever.

[annabeth-katniss-granger]

“Oh but Billford is toxic” OF COURSE its toxic. Its the most toxic thing this generation has ever seen. That fucking triangle can enter his goddamn mind. Do you think we don’t know thats not toxic. It is TOXIC old man yaoi. And it is CANON. Let us have some fun with it

[bodythieves]

only freaks who fuck nasty fight like this

[lilacthebooklover]

my ten-year-old sister has been infected with toxic old man yaoi disease specifically of the billford variety. unfortunately, she considers it strange that bill is a triangle & ford is a human. her solution? make ford into a shape too. squares, ovals, oddly shaped blobs. forget humanizing bill– 2D ford is the way of the future <3

[eeternalferret]

I hate when people get on your back about a ship because it's 'toxic' like bro i said they are in love not that they should be.

[false-heteros16]

Take some cursed sonic House. Genuinely so proud of this

Queer lit class is crazy guys.

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

CUTE, EVEN????????

They are so gay lmao flirting and threats of world domination at the same time is the cornerstone of toxic old man yaoi

[panoo]

i going to watch venom 3 on monday, fear of spoilers

[flipflopmaster]

Do both

[mash3dp0tat0s]

screaming crying throwing up