#Total Disgrace: Blitzø

[theoriginalfizzarolli]

❝ go away ... please, just go away. ❞

"That's my line."

Needless to say, Fizzarolli was distinctly unimpressed to find Blitzø roaming around the neighborhood. The jester himself had woken up as early as he possibly could since he liked being able to take Pickle and Wiener for a walk. He'd even foregone his usual outfit, save for one of his jester hats to cover up his horns. Instead he was in a new set of autumn-themed pajamas, the pants featuring a prominent pumpkin pattern and an oversized pajama top that stated, "Bad Witch Vibes." He even had a cup of coffee in his other hand. "What the hell are you doing out here this early?"

Pickle was too busy sniffing at the nearby grass to notice Fizz's tone, but Wiener picked up on it quickly and let out a low growl of warning, the garhund spreading his leathery wings to make himself look bigger and more intimidating.

[acethatlovesdinos]

The Seven Deadly Sins of Helluva Boss, Named.

My friend and I just made a discovery.

Or perhaps an observation.

In Helluva Boss we know that Stolas is a prince of hell. This is discussed, this is spoken, we all know it.

But we kept asking, what exactly is he the prince of?

And I think we found the answer.

This is a chart of all of Hell's royal sigils, according to Google image search. And as you can see, the names are as follows:

Lucifer, Satan, Belzebub, Mammon, Asmodeus, Leviathan, Belphegor, Stolas.

But that's 8.

Now we can make a list, from what is already confirmed in the show,

Lucifer: pride

Satan: ???

Belzebub: gluttony

Mammon: greed

Asmodeus: lust

Leviathan: ???

Belphegor: ???

Stolas: gay? Probably??

That's all we got so far. Satan, Leviathan, Belphegor, and Stolas are all left unanswered.

But a simple Google search provided us with one of them:

And with that found we move on.

Wrath and Sloth are all that we have left.

Considering the biblical implications, it seemed that Satan would best fit the title of Wrath, but there was little evidence for it, and google only took us to christian articles that were largely unhelpful.

So I looked up Belphegor, to see if we could find anything on their character.

The way I interpreted it, at least, suggested that this being tells others what they want done, and refuse to take action on their own. Seems like Sloth if you ask me.

Plus, Bee's side comment in episode 8 about "Belphegor's party drugs" lends to the idea that Bel might be a total stoner, which is also fitting for the title i think.

And that leaves us with Stolas.

What could he possibly be?

What sin might he represent?

In our confusion, my friend found an article (which she didn't tell me the name of or link to I'm so sorry) and sent me this screenshot:

Despond.

The literal definition is, as a verb, "to become dejected and lose confidence." The noun is described as "a state of unhappiness and low spirits."

Stolas is seen taking antidepressants every morning when he wakes up. He is constantly pushed into places and situations in which he has no choice. He is berated on a near daily basis by the wife he did not choose.

If that's not proof I'm not sure what is.

(Mini theory time)

He was pushed into his title, his whole life was set up for him, and perhaps he is seen as a "disgrace" not just because he is a royal who had an affair, but a Sin who rejected their title.

When Blitzø came along he felt, for the first time, that he had a choice. That he was able to do something different, to be something different.

We saw the impact that it had on Asmodeus when he came out about him and Fizz, and the potential damage it may do to his reputation because he, as a Sin, doesn't fully embody what he represents.

Perhaps Stolas, by refusing to nihilistically accept the life he was forced into, truly is a "disgrace" like Stella had said, but not for the affair. A disgrace for refusing fate. For choosing a new path. For wanting to be happy.

Anyway sorry that was long thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[hellsvelvette]

THAT BLITZØ? DARE SHOWING YOUR FACE? HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY'S A TOTAL DISGRACE SOME NERVE YOU GOT TO COMMENT ON A RELATIONSHIP LAST I CHECKED YOUR LOVE LIFE IS A PILE OF SHIT

this song is so good and for what

[brozonesbackk]

Who's singing love songs at my lustful lounge?

Fizzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!

What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?

Your imp host, Fizzaroli, the embodiment of lust!

Give me a thrust

Yeah, show me some lust

From the groin to the bust

In desire we trust!

In the house of Fizzaroli's

(Trumpet, hah!)

Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade

Perform your feelings on a velvety stage

Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts

Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!

You wanna hang around this lustful town?

Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around!

Here we sing about wants and desires

Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!

So give me a thrust

Show me some lust!

From the groin to the bust

Little imp, you just must

In the house of Fizzaroli's

Come on, sing us a song!

Make sure the subject is getting it on

Make it graphic and tactfully long!

Be sure to rhyme thong and shlong!

Go ahead, the mic's on!

I want to...

Yeah, what do you want?

Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?

Make gentle love to you

Ugh, what a dry-vi imp

You're really killing the vibe

Get a load of this dweeb and her unsatisfied love!

Hey now, I've watched those two pork many times

What? Blitz?

And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting?

Is that Stolas? So you're showing your face?

Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace!

Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship

Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!

Oh, Stolas?

I used to date him (date him, date him)

(Oh Stella, you are here)

I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him)

Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn)

He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick-bag)

A selfish dick in the sheets

And just as bad in the streets

A reckless, heartbreaking freak!

Who's that at your table?

Is your date a famous imp?

Blitzø, is that you?

Are you sleeping with a prince?

Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall

You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all!

I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up

You sold your life for a thrust!

Now, that's the spirit of lust!

Grab your groin or a bust

You better get your head mussed

Pretend you don't see that crust

Hump till your junk turns to dust

In the house of Fizza-

Hey!

Fizzarozzie Week

Day 5 - Role Reversal

[therougec3poaskedfor]

I feel like it’s pretty obvious (after the Dhorks episode) that Fizz is NOT his brother, and is likely an Ex (ESPECIALLY AFTER EP7!!!) in the hallucination Moxxie is sort of clouded, half his speech and style are done in this really annoying tone and format as Blitzø tries to ignore him (though the real moxxie pokes out now and again) but the others don’t.

When Verosica shows up, she’s completely clear. Her voice sounds like a mockery from Blitzø, but she’s not an abstract version of herself. Same with Striker (who we know was flirting hard with Blitzø), he appears clear cut and normal. So does Fizzarolli. And Stolas. The only person who isn’t clear is Moxxie; he’s the only one who appears as an abstract with a voice so horribly off key. It’s not even Blitzø’s mocking voice- it’s a terribly done voice that is nothing like the real Moxxie. It’s more like the Mox Blitzø tries to pretend he sees.

That aside, we know him and Moxxie have never been together. He’s the only one that Blitzø doesn’t think he can see clearly. Cause they haven’t dated! The other four show up in the SAME WAY! Not only that, but Fizz mocks the absolute FUCK out of Blitzø in Ep.7 in the same manner Verosica does.

“Is that Blitzø? So you’re showing your face? Hey everybody- this guys a total disgrace! Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship. Last I check your love life was a pile of shit!”

“Oh Blitzø? I used to date him. I’d stroke him, I’d flayed ‘em; but when it was my turn he did not reciprocate, yeah. A selfish Imp in the sheets and just as bad in the streets! A reckless heartbreaking fleek!”

They both start off by addressing Blitzø, pointing him out and gaining the spotlight (which moves from them to Blitzø), then they both insult him- saying that he’s selfish, a disgrace, etc,. Then, and this is where you can really tell that both of them have dated Blitzø, they both insinuate he broke their hearts. Verosica plays it off like he’s bad in bed (we know that’s not true based on Stolas) so she likely had actual feelings for him which he didn’t return and she got pissed about it and basically called him small dicked. Fizzarolli? He just told everyone that Blitzø was nothing after him; that every relationship he had fell apart (just like theirs!) and it’s always his fault (hence the ‘nerve to comment on a relationship’ part).

Anyways I kind of assumed it was obvious that had dated, and now with the newest episode it makes it clear they aren’t brothers (Blitzø’s dad says ‘well that’s my only son so…’). They grew up close to each other sure, but the only sibling Blitzø has is a twin sister in rehab. In conclusion: Fizzarolli was Blitzø’s first boyfriend.

why is "fizz and blitz are brothers" making rounds again 😭 let me have peace