#Toph bei fong

[your-local-femboy-bitch]

(The spirit of Zuko whispers to the GaAng AU)

Toph: There are three of us, three of them.

Sokka: What about me?

Toph: You don't count, you can't bend.

Sokka: I CAN STILL FIGHT!

Zuko spirit: *ghost-like*: With that logic there's only one person you're fighting

Toph: AHHHH! WHAT! THE FUCK!

Aang: Oh that's Zuko he whispers in our ears.

[lazyveran]

bunch of atla stuff

[evilkitten3]

[light-miracles]

Zuko: Toph as my new Economy Minister what is your first order?

Toph: We should print more money to end poverty and give it to the poors!

Zuko: I don't know Toph something about it doesn't sound right.

Toph: My dad says it would be catastrophic but he's always wrong about everything so he must be wrong about it too.

Zuko: Yeah Ozai would say the same. Alright let's do it.

*Cut to the Fire Nation's economy crashing*

[rhinocio]

[astrid-goes-for-a-spin]

After a decade of consideration I have finally realized what Toph’s adulthood should’ve been

She should’ve traveled the world by herself, teaching metalbending wherever she went and living off hospitality. No roots, no school, no police, just the open road and seeing her friends when she can

[dearestpartnerofgreatness]

hello. im srry if this seems rude but do you have any friendship hcs for toph and king bumi??

Not rude at all!

At first, Toph is wary of Bumi--the guy seems a little weird and she's not super interested in having some old fogey teach her what's what when she's already the coolest earthbender around, thank you very much. She's not sure what to expect when she's invited to Omashu on a special solo trip...turns out Bumi thinks her seismic sense technique is so cool that he would like her to be HIS earthbending mentor. Having a student seven times her age is a flex she just can't pass up, and the two become a chaotic duo.

When people ask Toph how they are related, Toph introduces herself as Bumi's uncle. If you ask Bumi, he says that Toph is Flopsie's uncle.

Speaking of Flopsie, Toph loves the goat gorilla and dreams of riding him into battle to strike fear into the hearts of her enemies. (She's had enough practice riding Appa that lack of vision shouldn't be a problem). Since battles make themselves somewhat scarce after Aang defeats Ozai, she has to settle for riding him into international peace talks to strike fear into the hearts of Fire Nation diplomats instead. (When Bumi is asked why he lets her borrow Flopsie so often, he replies, "Well, she is his uncle.")

One ride on the mail system is more than enough. She does help him reformat the ride to add an underground passage, but riding it again is a huge nope.

Bumi helps Toph come up with some amazing ideas for testing the skills of her Bending School students.

Toph's parents are extremely excited to have their daughter bring a king for dinner...until the first course culminates in a toe war (like a thumb war but with toes) and dessert is interrupted by a mud fight.

In Omashu, there is a huge statue of the two of them holding a giant badger mole over their heads. It is made out of rock candy.

ATLA FRIENDSHIP POSTS MASTER LIST

[anotherworldash]

drew toph bei fong and toko in my notebook today while waiting

throwback to my favorite ATLA ship! and i love toph in hanfu she's so neat

[isagrimorie]

I really love Dax and Sisko's friendship. It's very much an example of "a friendship that transcends a lifetime."

[your-local-femboy-bitch]

"(Insert character here) scares Zuko" No the fuck they do not, Zuko has a goddam DRAGON!

[lazyveran]

this is how the scene actually went. btw

[godzillajuniorreborn]

THEM!!!!

[ly0nstea]

Thoughts on Toph becoming a cop?

Its dumb but unless you think toph is opposed to the concept of society it makes sense. She sees republic city being formed and realises she has a chance to make the rules and make them fair, unlike the 4 nations whose rules were carbed im stone centurues ago

[magneticflower]

Headshot of the legend, the queen, the Blind Bandit aka Toph Bei Fong because why noT-

[light-miracles]

Just because I know that you love the Beifong as much as I do, do you realize that Lin was the best game and that probably everyone wanted/loved her? Strictly speaking politically *because we all know the other benefits of having Lin as a couple lmao* She is THE heiress of the noble family richest and with good influence of the last centuries fr and does not have the "tie of the crown" like:

Poppy: proposals have just arrived from the water tribe of the north so that our beloved granddaughter is their Chief.

Lao: put it together with that of the Fire Nation to be Fire Lady.

Poppy: Kuei continues to insist that she be a queen consort of her daughter.

Lao: Also the avatar, says that he has a son leader of the Air Nation and the other son Chief of the Water Tribe of south

You can bet Lin was the most in-demand bachelorette in the Kingdom after Toph, only that trying to ask for Toph's hand was a waste of time from the start (Lao and Poppy made quite a collection of origami figures out of the marriage proposals, pretending they didn't even want to marry her off anyway to protect their peace of mind and ears) (Toph would have yelled a lot) (Poppy made a magnificent little origami zoo, Lao only knows how to make flying boars).

Because Lin always said out loud that she wanted to follow in her mother's footsteps, Poppy and Lao never bothered to respond to Lin's marriage proposals. Sometimes they would show them to Lin, who would shrug and ask if there wasn't some way to recycle the paper because she hated wasting resources.

Suyin never received a single marriage proposal and that made her very sad. Poppy used to write her fake marriage proposals so she wouldn't feel so bad. Suyin never bothered to check if the 'Prince of the Flower Country' really existed, though.