#Tony Crazylegs

[biteghost]

When your cousin makes you go to a Halloween party with him, thus making you a sheet-ghost AND a third-wheel on his date.

Happy Halloween! 🦇👻🐺

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[brutalfish]

I was trying to send you a question on your main blog, but the ask box doesn’t seem to be open??? Maybe it’s just a my phone thing. Anyway, I’m working on some fan art, and had some very important few questions , because I don’t want to misrepresent your characters. Does Kevin ever dance with Crazylegs? Is he any good? What sort of relationship do they have? Is there touchy-feelyness? Sorry if this is prying too much, but they’re lovely and I don’t want to do them injustice.

Ahh yeah! Sorry about that! I actually have my asks closed on that blog right now, as I’m trying to clean out my inbox there! I’ll probably just stick to answering asks on this blog instead for the foreseeable future!

As for your questions:>yes>he’s only good at flossing and not any other kind of dancing but he’ll still try his best>they are dating!>yes they are touchy-feely!

But also, for future reference, you don’t really need to ask me to clarify things in order to do fanart or fanwork for any of my projects, including BACKLASH! Follow your heart, interpret the characters in the way they come across to you! I won’t be offended or upset~ (I don’t mind answering these particular questions for you since Tony and Kevin haven’t actually gotten to share a scene together yet but they will!! (soon?! hopefully!??)) 

[backlashcomic]

229 - BACKLASH Chapter 5: House of Stone

[biteghost]

Oh no this is TOO CUTE!!! 😭😭💕💕

~When bae picks what to do for date night~ It had to be done @biteghost / @askbiteghost xD. I can’t wait till we actually get to see them interact more! I like Kevin’s “DnD outfit” so I went with that one. Tony’s suit is annoying to draw and so are Kevin’s tats, I get why you put him in long sleeves. I was working on something else but got distracted by drawing this hehe.

[wilkb]

I’ve kept this pic of Ray Roll and Tony Touch hanging on my fridge for so many years now. Always reminding me of the day I brought these two amazing people together for the very first time back in what was at the time the apt my cousin MrMoe and I shared together on 21st Street off 2nd Ave. in the city. Todays news of my brother Rays passing has me all kinds of messed up. Rays energy was like nobody i have ever come across. The man was an unforgettable human being to so many of us that has been blessed to have gotten to experience his presence. Taken from us way to soon. R.I.P. Ray Roll🙏......#shoutouts #mrmoe #tonytouch #neo #destroy #sab #crazylegs #hallofrecords #gangstar #nicensmooth #grandmasterflashandthefuriousfive #thefeverrecords #decatorave #thebronx

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距离《皮囊》的首播已经过去十年了，这部英剧用当年的新歌和过去的经典作品作为配乐，为观众展现了一个充满享乐主义和情绪化的故事，它至今依然屹立不倒。

我还记得自己第一次看到《皮囊》（Skins）预告片的情景。那年我17岁，带着满嘴牙套，笨拙的肢体永远不知道该往哪儿放。一天晚上，我按��惯例收看扣人心弦的最新一集《圣橡镇少年》（Hollyoaks），突然，电视里的画面变成了慢镜头，在闪烁的聚光灯下，荧光色内衣包裹的性感肉体彼此亲热，嗑药后空洞失焦的眼神催促着我加入这场仿佛是史上最棒的家庭派对，伴随着 Gossip “Standing in the Way of Control”的癫狂节拍，一切都已蓄势待发。

我从没见过这样的电视剧。虽然我和其他人一样看过《橘子郡男孩》（The OC）和《吉尔莫女孩》（Gilmore Girls），但这些都是针对青少年的。剧中的美国少男少女个个家财万贯，发型一丝不乱，通常都由二十岁出头的帅哥和美女扮演。《皮囊》却另辟蹊径。主角们长着青春痘，穿着和普通人一样糟糕的 H&M 服饰，说的台词也很接地气。尽管剧集确实有些离谱夸张，不过超现实主义的背后是大多数英国青少年真正感同身受的故事：失去童贞，饮食紊乱，父母的婚姻破裂，应付无聊的课程，但你却不会觉得它在刻意说教。换句话说，这就像是我们的生活，只是因为更加有趣而被搬上了荧幕。

该剧不仅把 The Fall 和 Cat Stevens 的经典老作品带给了年轻的观众，还为当时相对不知名的音乐人提供了一个平台。而且《皮囊》的原声兼顾到了全球的青少年，独立音乐的重新崛起也正是抓住了这次机会。许多人都是通过“Standing In The Way Of Control”才接触到这部英剧的。Gossip 的主唱 Beth Ditto 此前曾表示她的歌词是对小布什反对同性婚姻的回应，也因为这首歌有能引发大合唱的副歌——“用你自己的方式，活出你自己的生活，去控制你自己的人生。”——让它非常适合那些即将面临成人危机的人去宣泄情绪。

Gossip 也曾于2007年两度登上《NME》封面。第一次是在电视剧第一季行将结束前的三月份，标题为“Sex, Skins and Standing in the Way of Control”。这也标志着《皮囊》中使用的音乐开始渗透到青少年粉丝以外的主流世界。

因为在剧中有过客串表演，另一支乐队 Foals 同样登上了前所未有的高度。虽然那个时候他们已经小有名气，但出演《皮囊》的秘密派对特别迷你集对他们的成功起到了推波助澜的作用。2008年，他们首次成为了《NME》的封面人物，在当时被称为能够“定义今年”的一支乐队；所谓的“皮囊效应”显露无疑。

Foals- Hummer http://bit.ly/2lJeN1c

除了启用新人之外，这部英剧还开启了一个新的时代，它把青少年的音乐品味如实地反映给了观众，这进一步巩固了《皮囊》的成功。它不仅懂得如何吸引目标观众，还拍摄得更加贴近现实，有更加令人难忘的关键情节。值得一提的是，《皮囊》是第一部在原声中使用了 dubstep 音乐的英剧，Skream 的“0800 Dub”“Angry”和“Colourful”恰如其分地描绘了布里斯托的音乐场景，此前还没有别的英剧这样做过。

虽然，大部分布里斯托的学生不会一大早就跑到男生的豪宅里卿卿我我——更别说还都是穿着荧光色卫衣的男生。但是剧中的许多情节都准确地讲述了当时的音乐状况。00年代中期，布里斯托孕育了一批诸如 Peverelist、Joker 和 Pinch 的音乐人，这座城市随后为英国出产了众多备受推崇、影响力巨大的电音先锋。Just Jack、Crazylegs 和 Subloaded 举办的演出被移植到《皮囊》里的家庭派对和地下夜店的场景中；第二季第一集中耀眼的激光和拥挤的房间就模仿了 Blue Mountain、Motion 和 Basement 45 等布里斯托的夜店里的布置。

原声还有更加复杂的使用方法。每个主角在每一季都会有一份私人歌单，用来搭配他们在剧情中的情绪变化：Colleen 的“Your Heart Is So Loud”突出了 Effy 的纯真；Sigur Ros 的“Untitled (Samskeyti)”是 Michelle 梦境一般的避难所���Crystal Castles 的“Alice Practise”的歌词（嗨，伤疤将会愈合，你会痊愈，忘掉伤痛。）反映了 Sid 失去父亲的悲伤；另外，在一个让人难忘的场景中，当 Cassie 在床上哭着吃苹果时，伴随着的是 Adele 的“Hometown Glory”。在第二季的开放式结局中，剧中的青少年们需要第一次面对爱情和遗失带来的痛苦，他们手无寸铁，而这时的原声为当时的情绪添加了一些必要的现实元素。

这种纯真的崩塌感同时也在第一季的大结局中有所体现——主角们唱着 Cat Stevens 的“Wild World”。《皮囊》时常用这种意想不到的片段给观众来个惊喜。打破次元墙的音乐或许证明了一个谬论：喜欢这部剧的青少年们并不是都爱坐在马桶盖上嗑药，它还真的做到了。歌词讲述着“美好的事物也会变质”“难以用一个笑容敷衍了事”，以及男孩们会如何“像一个孩子一样”铭记女孩。这隐喻了对长大成人所带来的转变，警示了未来会更加艰难，世界将会改变我们，我们却对此无能为力。

《皮囊》所创造的世界是短暂的。随着故事的继续，它的没落不可避免，数学摇滚和 nu-rave 也随之沉没。但这部英剧和它的原声依然在当今文化意识中彰显着它的意义。《皮囊》为《超能少年》（Misfits）和《肥瑞的疯狂日记》（My Mad Fat Diary）等青少年题材的英剧锁定了一个更加宽广、更加亲民的未来。而它的原声使对手们看起来就像是上课外辅导班一样无聊——比如《篮球兄弟》（One Tree Hill）和美版《皮囊》（2011年推出，随后不幸被砍，我们不在此赘述）。它用放大镜精确审视了现实中的毒品、性爱、堕胎、自残，由此也成为了英国最成功的电视剧之一。

Sid Breaks Down To Tony During Crystal Castles http://bit.ly/2lE0m2v

从 Ladyhawke 到 Late of The Pier，从 MGMT 到 Vampire Weekend，从 Spiritualized 到 The Dandy Warhols，这些音乐糅合成了一场漫长的毒品派对，《皮囊》的原声制造了一颗音乐时空胶囊，带你回顾英国青���们的那些失意、叛逆和问心无愧的年华。尽管《皮囊》的选歌没有局限于某一个年代，但它们整体呈现了青春稍纵即逝的概貌，编织了一个时代的故事，它将永远经久不衰。

《皮囊》告诉我们，现实会像是你遭遇了一场车祸。在后脱欧时代的泥潭里，这部原声仍然让我们大多数人感同身受。那么，让我们继承 Chris 的精神，一同带着“fuck it”的心态踏上2017年的道路。

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[biteghost]

BACKLASH chapter 6 character outfits & color references

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228 - BACKLASH Chapter 5: House of Stone

[amalstra]

It's @biteghost characters Kevin and Tonys birthday. Love these goofs and cant wait to see them together.

[wilkb]

Rock Steady Crew 40th Anniversary party @ The Bronx Brewery. DJ Tony Touch just finished his set. #summer2017 #nyclivin #justanotherdayinthelife #realhiphop #rocksteadycrew #crazylegs #bronxbrewery #southbronx (at The Bronx Brewery)

[pinkcatninja]

WELP. I DID IT

Dance off between the Tiger Shark Minions...well okay Amber said Tony's design was based off one and Murphy literally is part..ya know what I mean.

[aegolia-blog]

Godmode Pokemon AU - Villainous Team

I've been thinking about this yesterday while playing Pokémon Stadium 2. Since Pokemon stuff has been brought up a few times in the Godmode Skype chat, I feel a Pokemon AU is only a logical conclusion. XD  If there was a Pokémon AU of the Godmode AU, there'd have to be a villainous team, right?

Here's my idea of how that team would be made up (thanks to ParzifalsJudgment for helping me out with this):

Amber - boss Brutus - underboss Kevin, Tony, and Larry - captains Whim, Stage, and Fyre - soldiers

Followed by various grunts. As for the team name, I still can't find one that I'm happy with, but I get the feeling it wouldn't actually have "Team" anywhere in the name. That said, my placeholder/working name is "La Famiglia" because it's Italian for "The Family" and it fits the Mafia thing the Family has going on.

Just a crazy idea that came into my head, and I don't know what else I can do with this.  But hey, it's something for everyone, so anyone else can pitch in, throw in crazy ideas, and just do whatever with it.  So what do you guys think so far?

[atrociouscreations]

Here's my first contribution to the Godmode AU! My lovely friend Amber helped me create my Godmode Grimmwynd, so in return, I gave her a lovely fic, just for her. I hope you enjoy!

Don't know who Amber and the Family are? Look at the sources for Amber here, and for the four members in the fic here. I also put in a small scene that she drew right at the beginning.

Synopsis: When Amber chooses the wrong bank to rob, the simplest plan in the world suddenly includes several vampire cows, a minivan, a blue suit, and… a movie cameo?

The Goddess Amber and the Unlucky Bank Job

             “Hey Boss, I got you a coffee.”

            “Thanks, Brutus.”

            Amber, Goddess of Greed and Boss of the Family, a mafia gang strode confidently down a long hallway alongside her best friend, confidante, and right-hand man, a 7 foot tall long forgotten God of the Hunt named Brutus.

            “Is everyone in the conference room?”

            “Yes, Boss.”

            “Good. Thank you, Brutus.” They paused outside the double doors leading to the rest of the Family and to today’s mission. “Let’s get started.”

            She opened the doors and walked in, followed closely by Brutus. Amber took her seat at the head of the table, and Brutus joined the three other men that the goddess considered the best men in the business.

            Not that she would ever tell them that to their faces, of course.

            “Alright boys, today’s goal is a simple one. We’re gonna rob a bank. Easy shit,” she stated plainly. “However, First Bank down on Main Street is holding 500 bars of gold.” She paused as Kevin and Tony whistled appreciatively and Larry got a hungry grin on his face. “This gold is worth a quarter of a billion dollars and most importantly, I want it.

            “Is there a plan, Boss?” Kevin asked. Amber grinned evilly.

            “There sure is. We go to the bank. We hold it up. We take the gold. We leave. Kill any resistance. We shouldn’t have any problems. Let’s get going.”

              “What the FUCK happened to the truck?” Amber screeched. “Look at this!” The four hitmen looked at the mangled remains of their favorite white and grey truck. It wasn’t glamorous, but it blended in well when they needed a certain type of anonymity, and it looks like it had been, quite literally, placed in a blender for a few hours.

            “There was a problem with the job with the Nigerians two days ago,” Tony Crazylegs offered. Amber turned her glare onto him.

            “I thought we got those Ghost Parrots. You told me I have Ghost Parrots now, but you NEGLECTED TO MENTION THE TRUCK IS UNREPAIRABLE.”

            “Sorry Boss.”

            “Damn right, you’re sorry.” Amber sighed as the other three men glared at Tony, who looked awkwardly into the distance. “Alright, what other cars do we have?”

            Brutus cleared his throat. “Most of the cars were taken by the rest of the crew to handle the plan in Niagara Falls.”

            “The one with pirates?” Larry ventured. Brutus nodded. Amber seethed quietly.

            “Thank you for telling us what cars we don’t have. That’s so HELPFUL. The question was, however, which cars DO WE HAVE?” No one looked at her until Larry said: “Well… I have my car.”

            “THANK YOU LOCKJAW. Finally. That’ll work, let’s get going.”

            “Um well actually-” Amber stared him into silence.

            “What is it now, Larry?” After he sighed, she stalked off towards the employee parking lot. There was only one car in the entire lot.

            It was a dark grey minivan. Amber and the others walked towards it, but when Kevin looked up from his phone, he snorted. “Why the hell do you have a minivan, Larry?” The man in question spun around, murder on his face.

            “YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY MINIVAN, KABUKI? I LIKE THE RED ONE A LOT BETTER. MAYBE I CAN PAINT IT WITH YOUR BLOOD-” Amber punched both men in the face, hard. They covered their faces and groaned while Brutus and Tony looked on.

            “SHUT THE HELL UP. THE MINIVAN IS FINE. LET’S JUST GO ALREADY.”

            “Yes Ma’am,” they chorused.

              “Oh my god please don’t kill me,” the bank manager whined. Amber crouched on a desk, positioning her fire axe underneath the man’s throat. Kevin was holding two people up near the 20 foot high ceiling with his freaky tendon powers and the other three were standing over the bank patrons lying on the marble floor of the bank lobby.

            “Just take us to the vault. I hear you been holding some gold for me,” Amber purred, eyes wide, staring into the bank manager’s soul.

            “No no no no no you really don’t want to do that-” Amber pressed the axe against his neck until he went silent, eyes wide and breathing heavy with fear.

            “Take. Me. To. The. Gold.” Finally, he nodded, and Amber released him. “Big Bro and Lockjaw! You two come with me. Crazylegs and Kabuki, you stay here! Any one tries to resist…” She trailed off, looking one woman crying silently, in the eye. “Make sure they die screaming.”

            The bank manager led the three through several doorways to a large round vault. When he hesitated, Amber reminded him with her axe why they were there. He unlocked the vault door to show them two small stacks of gold. He stood nearby hands wringing. Amber guarded him, as Brutus and Larry stacked the heavy gold onto a cart.

            “Wait a minute, boys,” Amber suddenly said. They stood back as she meandered over to the cart and pulled out one block of gold on top. She held it easily in one hand and tossed it around a little, eyes furrowed. “Doesn’t this one seem a little light to you?” she asked the bank manager evilly. He blanched.

            “I’m so sorry-” was all he managed to get off before the bar of gold exploded in Amber’s hands.

            “Boss!” the two big men yelled. Amber coughed. Blue paint was splattered all over the room. One had managed to hit Brutus across the face. However, this was nothing compared to the damage Amber had sustained. She spat paint out of her mouth, shaking with anger, eyes literally blazing.

            “YOU LITTLE SHIT,” she began, stalking up to the manager, shaking and weeping with fear. “YOU ARE THE MOST INEPT BANK MANAGER I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. LARRY! GET ME A GOD DAMN RAG OR SOMETHING.” He ran out of the room. “YOU!” she screamed, pointing at the weeping man as Brutus looked on, horrified and amused at the same time. “You only use the paint bombs WHEN THE POLICE NEED TO KNOW WHO STOLE THE MONEY. YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD THEM ‘Oh yeah, it was Amber and her goons” AND THEN THEY WOULD HAVE KNOWN. NOW LOOK!” She pointed down at her suit. Italian cut with a subtle weave and a purple silk shirt imported from Mongolia. It was covered in blue paint, as was Amber’s face and hair. “THIS IS MY FAVORITE SUIT YOU FUCKER. LARRY! WHERE THE HELL IS MY RAG?”

            Suddenly, she walked up to him, grabbed the manager’s face in her hands, and quickly twisted it. A resounding SNAP echoed throughout the room as he fell to the floor dead. Larry ran into the room, holding two entire rolls of paper towels. Amber grabbed one and started wiping her face and hair desperately as Brutus sighed. Amber stalked out of the vault and the two men grabbed a cart each. “KABUKI, CRAZYLEGS, LET’S GO ALREADY!” Amber yelled, dripping paint.

            “Yes Ma’am,” they said, following Brutus and Larry out the door. The five stopped on the busy street, looking at an empty parking space. Cars and trucks honked and weaved around each other, and pedestrians were giving them confused and fearful looks.

            “Not AGAIN! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CAR, LARRY?” He threw his hands up in frustration.

            “I don’t know, Boss! Someone stole my car!” Kevin sniggered quietly and mumbled something to Tony, who grinned. Amber whirled around and stabbed a finger Kevin’s chest.

            “Something funny, Kevin? Would you like to share with the class, Tony?” she asked, deathly quiet.

            “N- no, Ma’am!” they stammered, suddenly fearful.

            “THEN GO GET A CAR! WE HAVE SEVEN TONS OF GOLD, WHAT, DID YOU THINK WE WERE GOING TO WALK HOME?” They ran towards the street, looking for a van or truck that could hold seven tons of gold and two tons of muscly goon. “THAT ONE, TONY! YES, THAT ONE WITH THE TRAILER!” The aforementioned trailer smelled strongly of methane, and had echoing “Moos” emanating from it.

            “BOSS, THERE’S COWS IN IT ALREADY,” Tony yelled in desperation.

            “THEN KICK THE COWS OUT YOU MORON!” she screamed, eyes blazing again. Tony kicked the lock and broke open the doors. He wandered into the trailer while Kevin punched out the unfortunate man driving the truck hauling the trailer and threw him onto the ground. Tony shooed the cows into traffic. Cars swerved and honked as cows mooed and ran about. A few meandered towards Amber’s direction, but she ignored them.

            “All clear, Boss!” Amber looked at the two goons beside and nodded at them. They pushed the carts containing the gold towards the trailer, and Kevin and Tony helped them load up the seven tons of gold, breathing through their mouths to avoid the smell of cow farts. Larry growled when he stepped in a cow pie. Kevin had to hide a grin.

            Amber watched them worked, and glanced at a cow nearby, eating a tuft of grass. She scoffed at it. Suddenly, she could feel it lick her pants leg. She glanced at it, shaking her leg and moving a little bit so it would leave her alone. It licked again, so she pushed it. It bit her arm. “Hey!” she yelled. Her eyes widened when she felt the… surely they weren’t… fangs?! She punched it in the face, summoning her axe. She inspected her arm. Yup, those were fang marks. Two more cows stalked her, and Amber suddenly realized that their eyes were red.

            “GOD DAMN IT! THEY’RE VAMPIRE COWS!” she yelled. The men looked at her, her bleeding arm, and ran towards her as she chopped the head off an attacking cow. There were about five remaining cows, and they were coming towards them fast. Tony kicked one, and got bitten in return. He had to kick it about five more times before it finally went down. Kevin tried to rip one’s head off, but only managed to strain his arm. Amber chopped two more cows in half before yelling, “GO GO GO! KEVIN DRIVES, I GET SHOTGUN, THE REST OF YOU NEED TO GET IN THE TRAILER TO GUARD THE GOLD GO GO GO!” They piled into the trailer as Kevin dove into the driver’s seat. A cow threw itself against the driver’s side door as he hit the gas and took off.

            Amber sighed and rubbed her temples as they drove. “I swear if one more thing goes wrong today, I’m gonna murder somebody.”

            “You already did, Boss,” Kevin stated as he sped up.

            Amber nodded. “That’s right, I did. I forgot. I also killed three vampire cows. I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting that one. She looked in the side mirror, pulling sadly at the paint covering her golden red hair. Suddenly, a police siren resounded, followed by two more. Amber tilted the mirror to look behind her and sighed. There were three police cruisers behind them and a few more even further behind. When Kevin cursed, she glanced in front of her. Four more police cruisers blocked the road. They could try to break through the barricade, but that would likely destroy the car and the trailer, and while it was likely that no one would die or be seriously injured, it would make the job a lot harder.

            “This is a lot more police than I expected,” Kevin muttered. Amber nodded and her eyebrows furrowed even deeper.

            “Take the 7th street exit and try the bridge.”

            “Loop around to Western Fields and beneath the 14th Avenue tunnel?” he asked.

            “Exactly.”

            “Gotcha, Boss.” He sped up as the approached 5th and 6th street, and at the last second took the exit. They heard yells of protest from the trailer and some thuds as the other three were thrown against the side. The police followed them flawlessly.

            “FUCK,” Amber replied. “I hoped that would lose SOME of them!” Kevin floored the gas as he tried to outmaneuver the cops. The trailer door flipped open. Tony leapt from the open container and crushed two cruisers beneath his feet before jumping back into the trailer. Three more cruisers appeared, sirens blaring. The cops started shooting at them. “They’re shooting at us now? Are they insane?” Tony jumped from the trailer again and crushed the three cars. He jumped back into the trailer. Five more cars appeared, and now they could hear the noises of a helicopter. “What the FUCK IS GOING ON?” Amber screeched. “THIS IS A HELL OF A LOT MORE EFFORT THAN THE CITY POLICE USUALLY GIVE.”

            Kevin swerved through city traffic, heading towards the river, and the bridge. Finally, it appeared in the distance. “Are those FUCKING TANKS?” Kevin asked. Amber growled.

            “Turn left at Harris!” Kevin obliged, turning quickly. They were driving alongside the waterfront. “Wait a minute! There’s another bridge!” she exclaimed.

            “Another bridge? What do you mean THERE’S ANOTHER BRIDGE?! There’s NOT  another bridge in this city!” Kevin leaned forward as the mysterious appearing bridge soared into view. “I don’t remember there being another bridge!” he yelled, confused as anyone would be with a mysterious appearing bridge coming out of nowhere right when they needed one.

            “Who the fuck CARES JUST TAKE THE BRIDGE!”

            “YES MA’AM!” Kevin swerved right, and onto the new bridge. A few seconds later, Amber’s phone rang. It was Brutus.

            “What.”

            “Where did this bridge come from?”

            “Why does everyone care where the bridge came from? We needed a bridge. There’s a bridge.”

            “Uh-huh. And the cops? Who are, very conveniently, not following us anymore?”

            Amber thought for a moment. “Kevin must have lost them.”

            “All ten cruisers and two helicopters because Kevin turned right?”

            “Why the fuck are you asking me? I don’t fucking know, Brutus. I don’t look a gift bridge in the mouth.” Kevin leaned over, phone raised in his left hand, camera pointed towards them. “DAMN IT KEVIN NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR SELFIES KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD-”

            Then the world turned blindingly white. Time stopped and everything went silent.

              “Boss! Boss!” Tony was holding an unconscious Amber afloat. Wait. Afloat? Was she swimming? She tried to move. Oh god everything hurt.

            “Tony?”

            “Oh thank god,” he murmured. “Are you alright?”

            “Y-yeah.” Tony waited a few more moments, and let her go. She looked around. The bridge was scrap heap. The other three were in the river alongside them. “What happened?”

            “The bridge exploded,” Larry replied quietly. Amber blinked. The men waited as few moments as Amber’s face changed colors and her expressions switched from confusion to understanding and then to lividity.

            “GOD DAMN IT! GOODBYE GOLD! IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU!” she yelled. Kevin sighed sadly. “You know what, let’s go home. I don’t care anymore.”

            “Boss?” Larry asked, confused. She glared at him.

            “Yes, we lost 250 million dollars’ worth of gold, and I don’t care. Shut the fuck up. Today SUCKED. Let’s GO ALREADY. I need to get inside. All this fresh air is getting into my lungs.” They started swimming for shore. Around them, the ruined rubble of the mysterious appearing bridge smoldered and steamed. None of them could hear the sounds of sirens.

              Several weeks later, Brutus knocked on Amber’s office door. “Enter,” she stated, bored.

            “I brought you coffee, Boss.”

            “Thank you, Brutus.” He placed the white cardboard cup on her desk and hesitated. “Is there something else?”

            “Yeah. Some of the boys did some research on that bank we robbed a few weeks ago. Apparently it belongs to a local luck goddess.” Amber put her head in her hands.

            “That explains that. That’s so stupid. How did no one catch that?” she sighed. “Thank you.” She started to sign some papers. When he still didn’t leave, she sighed again. “What is it now?”

            “Well…” he hesitated. Amber glared.

            “Spit it out, Brutus, this isn’t like you.” He refused to look her in the eye.

            “We’re in a movie.” Amber jumped and accidentally hit her coffee cup. It tipped over, spilling its contents all over her desk and papers. Brutus looked desperately for something to dry the desk with.

            “Forget the desk, Brutus. What do you mean, exactly, WE’RE IN A MOVIE?” Brutus gulped as he started to explain.

            “That strange bridge we were on wasn’t really a bridge. It was a movie set that they were using for some big blockbuster movie that came out last night. They used the shot that we were in because, well, they couldn’t really build the bridge again.” Amber stared at him, eyes large.

              That evening, the five of them, plus several other small-time members of the Family went to see Instant Glory IV: Duke of Payback. Tony doesn’t like it at all, since the dance off scene was half-assed. Brutus liked the car chase scene, where the Duke shoots the corrupt police force with a rocket launcher from his car. Kevin gets chewed out by Amber because he tries to livetweet the entire damn movie and his phone was lighting up the entire theater. Plus, as Amber said “No one will respect us anymore if they heard we were in Instant Glory IV, so cut that shit out right fucking now.” Larry never admits it, but he liked the stupid romance a lot more than he thought he would. Too bad that after she died, she was raised from the dead thanks to modern medicine and joined the corrupt police force, leaving the Duke heartbroken. The Duke would carry on another day though.

            And Amber? She loved it. She got the movie on DVD, and has a poster hidden somewhere in her house. She’ll never admit it though.

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[OC]tober day 5&6: selfie with the bae!!

Tony ‘Crazylegs’ and Kevin ‘Doorman’ Aiza!! Two gangsters who are Dating~

These boys are from my webcomic, BACKLASH, if you wanna see more of them!

[brutalfish]

I figured out a thing. Whisper cant steal peoples body parts, that's why he cant steal Kevin's phone.