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Danny, Mirage, and Annesa Felizima-@capturecharlesau Amelia Copperbottom -@androidcharles

Cameron Calvin -@rarestdoge

Accordion and Violin -@bluetorchsky

Brutus-@smoresthehalloweenqueen

Crusher, Jay, Scottie, and Ulle -@jaytoons7

Nicole -@lovelygirlnicole15

Chapter 2: Shopping

Morning has come, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and a beautiful day outside should not be a waste. Mirage slowly wakes up from his dreamless sleep. He slowly sits up and makes a big stretch and a jaw-cracking yawn. He then got out of bed and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth. After washing his face, he returned to his bedroom and saw three feathers. Two next to his bed and one next to his pillow. Oh yeah. He had to tell the others what he had found out yesterday.

Mirage went downstairs to eat breakfast. Maybe some peaceful coffee will help with his sleepiness- “WHO THE HELL TOKE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE?!” Never mind. Mirage walked into the kitchen and saw Amelia, Annesa, and Crusher, around the table, while Danny was looking around the fridge. “What’s wrong, bro?” Danny turns to Mirage. “Someone took all the food in the fridge and only left a few bacon, eggs, and some bread. Oh, and a half bottle of milk.” Danny then slams the fidget and sits down, pitching the bridge of his nose. Oh boy, it’s only 8 in the morning and they have to deal with this?! It’s too early. Way too early

“I mean, we could make some sandwiches for breakfast. Not the best but it will fill our tummy.” Mirage points out. Danny look up at Mirage, annoyed. “Yeah, but what about lunch and dinner? We can’t just have one meal a day!” Amelia then speaks. “There is a store nearby. We can maybe buy some food for ourselves. Or we can ask the others since they all live next to us.” Crusher then smiles. “Alright. Then let’s cook some breakfast.” Crusher stands up, opens the fridge, and took everything out. “And whoever stole our food, they will pay for it.” Oh ho, Danny is mad and their food thief is gonna have karmas.

Mirage walks up to the cell phone and begins to call Accordion or Violin. Amelia stands beside him. The phone rings once, then twice, and then… “Hello?” Cameron answered the phone. Oh boy. “Who is it?” Amelia asked, curious. “Hey, isn’t that father’s least favorite child?” Cameron asks, trying to start a fight. Amelia looks like she’s gonna snap that cell phone and scream at Cameron. Fortunately, Mirage stopped them before they got further. “Hey, Cam. Could you get Accordion or Violin on the phone?”

“Ok.” Cameron seemed like he was taking a deep breath and then. “ ACCORDION!!! VIOLIN!!! MIRAGE IS CALLING YOU!!!” Damn, his ears are gonna bleed. Someone took the phone from Cameron after a ‘thank you’ and answered the phone. “Hi, Mirage. This is Violin. Do you need something?” Violin ask. “Well, this morning, someone stole our food from the fridge and we were wondering if we could borrow some of your food for today. We will pay you guys back.”

”Oh… it happened to you too?” Mirage raises one of his eyes brows. “What do you mean?” Violin sign. “This morning, when Brutus woke up, he told us someone stole all the food and kept some fruits and bagels. Jay also called us and has the same problems.” Violin explains. Mirage and Amelia look at each other and back to the phone. “Ok. Thank you for telling us. Seems like we need to go shopping. All of us.” Violin chuckles. “Yeah. I will tell the others. See you soon.”

“Ok, bye.” Mirage hung up and walked back to the kitchen with Amelia. Danny, Crusher, and Annesa had already started eating. “So, how’s it went?” Crusher asked, taking a bite of his food. “Violin says they all have the same problems as ours. And so is Jay and the others.” Danny sigh. “Seems like we need to go shopping. Alright, get ready after breakfast. Mirage, Amelia, come and eat. Your sandwich is getting cold.” Mirage and Amelia quickly take a seat and start eating their breakfast. After they finished, Danny took the plates and began to wash them while Mirage and everyone else went upstairs to change their clothes. After Mirage finished, he took a look at the feathers and picked up the yellow one only before heading downstairs.

“Guys. Need to talk to you all for something.” Everyone turns to Mirage, listening. “Remember the feather from yesterday?” Everyone nods. “Well, those feathers, I believe belong to hybrids. This one just glows when I’m heading to sleep.” Annesa took out her sketchbook and started writing. ‘You sure you’re not seeing things?’ Mirage chuckles and pats Annesa's head. “I’m sure.”

“Ok, so we know that those feathers belong to magical hybrids. But do you know where they are?” Mirage glares at Crusher. “You think I got any ideas?”

“You’re the only one who has all those feathers in your room. Who else we’re gonna ask?” Damn, he got a good point. “Plus, why did you only bring the yellow one, and not the blue and aqua-green one?” Crusher points out. “Because this is the only feather that glows,” Mirage answered, getting annoyed. “I think that’s enough.” Everyone looks at Danny. “We need to get ready and go shopping. I know is a bit early but whoever this ‘Food thief’ is, we will have to deal with them later.” Danny stops his brother and his lover before they get into a fight. He really hopes they will get along in the future. After they were already, Danny, Annesa, Mirage, Crusher, and Amelia went outside of their house and wait for the others to come so they can all went to shopping. And it’s already 12:00 PM.

Mirage brought the feather with him, telling everyone else what he had found out. Once everyone was here, Mirage rejoined the group. "Damn, Violin. You got a long list!" Jay points at Violin's list, which is like 4 pages long. "Hey, you never know when to go shopping again. Plus, just in case! Anyways, Mirage. I notice you have a yellow feather. I do feel some magic from them. Where did you get that?" Violin ask, pointing at Mirage's feather.

"Oh, I was about to tell you guys. So yesterday, Amelia and I found three feathers. This one and the other two are in my room. A hybrid left those." Mirage explains. "Ok... Let's go shopping." Jay request. Everyone starts going shopping for more food and clothes. They were separated into 6 groups with two people each. Accordion with Amelia. Violin with Scottie. Danny with Annesa. Brutus was lucky to be teamed with his lover, Brutus. Ulle with Nicole. And a piece of bad news for Mirage, he's teaming up with Crusher. And it was Danny's idea.

"Why the heck do you let me team up with HIM?!" Danny looks at Mirage and sighs. "I want you guys to get along."

"Alone with HIM?! You know what he-" Danny cut him off. "I know what he did to you was unfair but it's in the past now, Mirage. You can't keep getting mad at him." Mirage groan. Really didn't agree to this. "Can you do it for me?" Mirage looks at Danny for a while then sighs. "OK, fine. Only for you." Danny smiles. "Ok, Let's see." Everyone turns to Scottie. "The most important thing we need right now is food. Who's gonna get what?"

"How about two groups get vegetables, the other two groups get meats, and the last two groups get everything else? That way, it will be faster." Ulle points out, giving a suggestion. Everyone agrees. "Here's a list." Accordion hands everyone a list of what they need. Mirage and Crusher look at their list. They need to get some eggs, milk, some bread, and some fish. "OK, let's get going! Meet up here when you're all done shopping. And if you're here early, you can go and buy yourself something. See ya all later!" Everyone went to get what they needed, while Mirage and Crusher just stood there. Both of them look at each other and back to the list.

“So… what should we get first?” Crusher asked. Mirage groan. Out of everyone, he’s teamed up with this guy. “Eggs,” Mirage answered with a single word and started walking to the food store. He’s wondering what’s the other groups up to.

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Ulle and Nicole start with some carrots. They then walk past a pet store. “Oooh, can we see some pets? Maybe some Sugar Gliders?” Nicole ask. “Aren’t you a sugar glider hybrid?” Ulle ask. “We can come back after we finish our tasks in hand.”

“Please~ It won’t take too long.” Nicole gives her puppy eyes. Ulle sweat drops and sighs. “Fine… only for a few minutes.” The next thing Ulle knew, Nicole already running toward the pet store. “H-Hey! WAIT UP!!!” Ulle follows her.

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Brutus and Cameron were holding hands with two bags. One is full of some tomatoes and the other is filled with fruits. “The next thing we need to get is meat.” Brutus read from the list. “Come on, love.” Cameron sigh. He wants to feel Brutus’s feathers. “After the meat, what is the last thing on the list?” Cameron asked, tired. “We will need to buy some bagels. That’s all.” Cameron stood up straight as both of them entered the meat store.

“Wait… what kind of meat do we need to get?” Cameron asked, wanting to double-check. “Um…” Brutus goes back to the list and sweat drops. “… If I told you, promise me you won’t run away?” Cameron raises his eye brow. “I… promise?” Brutus sigh. “It’s goose meat.” Cameron froze. “NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!” He quickly turns around to exit the store but Brutus grabs the back of his shirt. “Hey! You made a promise!”

“YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE THINGS!!!”

“I know it’s scary for you but they’re dead! They can’t chase you or do anything to you!”

Cameron thinks for a second before groans. “Fine!!!! But I’m not going near it.” Brutus closes his eyes and smiles. “Fine by me. Let’s go.” Cameron and Brutus walk deeper into the store, looking for what they want. Cameron is regretting this.

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Amelia is hopping around while Accordion follows behind. They already have some tools they might need. “What else is on the list?” Amelia asked Accordion, as he took a look at the list. “Well, we still need some body wash and that’s pretty much all.” Amelia hum and continue to walk. “How do you think the others are doing?” Amelia asked. “Well, I’m pretty sure everyone was doing great. But as for Mirage and Crusher, is another story.” Accordion comments, sweat drops when the first time they see each other again. It wasn’t pretty.

“Have you bought any baby clothes?” Accordion turns his attention back to Amelia. “Oh, yeah. We’re having twins. I’m pretty sure they are a mix hybrid of a lion and a deer. Why did you ask?” Amelia awkwardly points to a toy store. Accordion looks at where she’s pointing at and chuckles. “Yeah, we can buy some toys for the baby and for you.”

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Violin and Scottie had finished everything on their checklist, which was surprisingly fast. "So now we're all finished with the checklist, now what?" Scottie asked, clearly bored. "Now we wait for the others to show up. They wouldn't take too long." Violin answered, rubbing his stomach. Scottie saw a store that contained pots, dishes, and other kitchen stuff. Scottie wants to take a look and maybe buy some stuff for cooking. "I'm gonna go and take a look at that store over there." Scottie stands up as Violin does the same. "Ok, then. Let's-"

"No, you're staying here." Violin looks at Scottie, confused. "Look, I appreciate that you and Accordion had been taking good care of me as your child, but you're now carrying two babies. I can't let you move around too much." Scottie points out. Violin looks at Scottie and smiles. "Ok. I will stay here and watch over the bags. Be careful." Scottie gives him a thumbs-up and begins walk toward to the store.

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Danny and Annesa were in a kitchen-related store, picking some stuff to use for the kitchen. Danny feels Annesa tug on his shirt and looks down. 'Are you sure is a good idea for Mirage and Crusher to stay together for this long? What happens if they start a fight again?' Danny sighed and put the pot in his hand back to where it belonged. "I know it sounds like a bad idea," Annesa crossed her arms. "Ok, It's a horrible idea. But they can't be mad at each other forever. I bet you don't want your big brother to get hurt too, right?"

Annesa could only sigh and nod her head. "Danny?" Danny heard someone familiar and turned around to face Scottie. "Oh, hi Scottie. What brings you here?" Scottie didn't say anything and pointed at the sign, which said 'Open For Any Kitchen Supplies'. "Oh. Where is Violin? I thought you were teamed with him." Again, Scottie points outside of the store, showing a figure outside, sitting and watching over the bags. "Oh..." Danny now has nothing to say. "Have you finished all your checklist?" Scottie asks, to which Danny nods.

"Hi dear! Why are you here by yourself?" Danny, Scottie, and Annesa looked outside and saw everyone was coming back. Everyone but Crusher and Mirage. Oh no... where are they?

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Mirage and Crusher were holding bags, ready to finish the final thing on the checklist, bread. Once they entered, all of them sweat drops. There's a lot, like a LOT, different types of bread. There's Chinses bread, Indian Bread, and so on. It feels like all the bread in this world is here! "Um... what type of bread they want us to bye?" Crusher asked, not sign up for this.

"I guess... The classic one?" Mirage answered. "Just... grab whatever you think we will eat for the morning." Mirage then walked off, leaving Crusher standing there and going to the separate side. Mirage looks around and everything he sees is bread. This is gonna give him a headache. "Oh, mio Dio!! You know what, I'm just gonna grab a toast." Mirage went and grabbed, like, 9 bags of toast bags and rushing out, but was stop by someone.

"Sir? Are you buying all of those?" Mirage turns and oh boy, this girl is filled with makeup. "Um... yes... I am?"

"No, you're not. I was about to buy those." The girl tries to snatch it but Mirage quickly moves away. "Girl. there are still 21 bags of toast over there. You could grab those."

"SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THOSE BREAD!" A Karen. Just the perfect thing to ruin this. "Look, piccola ragazza. Like I said. There. Is. Still. 20. Bag. Of. Toast. Go get your own." The Karen seems like she's gonna slap his and guess what? She raised her hand and before she could slap him, a bag full of bread hit her right in the face. Danny turn around and saw Crusher walking over. "You know it's wrong to hit a stranger?" Oh, you're the one to talk...

The Karen look at Crusher from head to toe and smile. "Well, hi, handsome. How are you doing? You know you make my day when I see your pretty face?"(I actually want to throw up when I'm writing this.) Crusher looks like he wants to throw up. "Um... I'm sorry miss. But I'm taken." The girl walks over to Crusher. "Oh? Then how about breaking up with her and dating me instead?" Crusher moves away. "Miss, personal space please. And no, I'm not breaking up with my Husband."

"Your HUSBAND?! EW!! YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY BREAK UP!! YOU'RE A GUY AND DATING WITH OTHER BOYS IS DISGUSTING! YOU'RE STUPID HUSBAND MUST BE SO UNLUCKY TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU-" OK, now she had crossed the line. Mirage walks up to her and grabs the back of her dress, making her face him.

"EW!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! LET Go of..." Mirage's eyes are glowing in grayish white.

"I don't care how much people trash talk about me. But if I ever heard anyone trash talk about my brother or his husband, I will make sure you will never see tomorrow’s daylight ever again..." Crusher was just standing there, surprised. Yes, he had seen Mirage mad before, but never THIS mad. The Karen got so scared and ran away after Mirage let go. Mirage’s eyes slowly got back to normal. “Let’s go and pay for those and go back to the group. They’re probably waiting.” Crusher didn’t say anything but follow him.

After they paid, Crusher was think about what just happened. Did Mirage just stand up for him? He was in defense mode for a spare second. “Hey… thanks for defending me back there.” Mirage didn’t say anything, still was a bit angry and annoyed. Once they rejoin the group, Danny and Annesa rush to Mirage, to check on him. “Are you ok? Annesa and I feel that!”

“Feel what?” Mirage asked, acting like he didn’t know anything. “You know what I’m talking about! And you’re voice is filled with anger. Tell me what happened?” Mirage didn’t say anything, didn’t want to remind him what happened. Danny turned to Crusher, hoping he could get some answer from him. “Well, a Karen happened and let’s just say it didn’t go so well.” That’s all Danny needed. All of them went home and grabbed the stuff they needed. Mirage quickly sits down on the couch and rubs his face. Accordion came over and ordered a glass of water. Mirage took it.

Crusher walks over and sits next to Mirage. He knew Mirage hated him but whatever happened back there was pretty… scary… “So… Danny and Scottie were in the kitchen, cooking some for us to eat.” They are staying in Accordion for dinner tonight. Mirage just nods. “… Um… I said this once but I will say it again, thank you for defending us. Me and Danny.” Mirage didn’t say anything. Crusher lay back. “So… I never have siblings before. How do you and your sibling's hybrids form work?” Crusher asked, trying to come up with a conversation. Mirage sigh. “Don’t you have anything better to do?” Mirage asked, don’t want to talk with anyone. “Oh, come on. You clearly need someone to talk with. Plus, everyone is pretty busy, if you ask me.” Mirage looks around the house and sure enough, everyone is busy.

“Fine. Sibling hybrids were bonded to be together. It didn’t matter what type of hybrid you are, as long as you’re a sibling or a family member, you could always share your magic.” Mirage answered his question.

“And if other hybrids don’t have magic?”

“Then you share them your strength. I don’t have magic but I share my strength with my siblings. Any other question?” Mirage asked, clearly wanting to be alone. “Well, back in the mall, Danny and Annesa ran straight toward you after we got back. Mind tell me what’s that about?” Oh boy. How does he explain this to him? Let’s see… “You know how dangerous the defend mode will be if we can’t control it?” Crusher nods and gives him a thumbs-up.

“Hybrids who can’t control their defense mode will be taken over by their anger. Like an evil side of you takes control. The only way to stop it is when your loved one is near you to comfort you. It doesn't matter if it is your family or friends. Mine is Danny and Annesa." Mirage finally finished explaining as Crusher hums. Since he has no siblings, he could bet Danny is the one to comfort him if he is in his defense mode. "OK, everyone! It's time to eat!!!" Scottie yelled from the kitchen as Crusher and Mirage stood up, walked into the kitchen, and started eating. Cameron and Amelia start fighting again and Scottie is the one who shuts them down again. Amelia almost, ALMOST, started a food fight.

After eating, everyone starts heading back to their home. Once Amelia opened the door, Danny made a beeline to the kitchen and put away the stuff in the fridge. Mirage and everyone else start heading to the bathroom and take a shower, calling it for the day. Once Mirage was ready to sleep, he saw a glow in his pocket. He walked over and took out the yellow feather. Surprisingly it wasn't ruined since it has been in his pocket for a day. Mirage completely forgot about the feather. He then turn back to other two feather, which didn't show any sign of glowing.

Mirage sighed again and put the yellow feather near his pillow again. The light yellow reminds him of Danny when he uses his magic. Mirage turns and faces the ceiling. 'Today is a tiring day.' Mirage heard a knock on his door. "Come in!" Danny opens the door and closes it, sitting at the end of Mirage's bed. "What's wrong?" Mirage asks. "I just want to talk about what happened during the mall. Crusher told me everything." Mirage feel himself froze a bit.

"Mirage, I know I wasn't there but whatever that lady said or did, don't think too much about it."

"Danny-"

"No, I don't want to hear it. Whatever happened is not your fault. I don't want you to think too much about it." Mirage didn't say anything and moved toward Danny and hugged him. "Danny, fratellino, After our father and mother passed away, you had been taking care of us for so long. But please, don't over work yourself or put too much stress on you. It won't be healthy for your health." Danny touched and hugged Mirage back. "I will try..."

"Aww... Cute and whatever. Can we now sleep?" Danny's cures asked. 'Shut up and let us enjoy this moment.' Mirage and Danny continue to hug each other and finally let go after 2 minutes. Danny then saw the yellow feather next to Mirage's pillow and the other two were on a table beside his bed. "Um... should I be asking why do you put that feather next to your pillow?"

"Why not?"

Danny didn't say anything but chuckles. "OK, whatever. Let's go to sleep. It's getting late." Danny stood up and went back to his and Crusher's room. "Night." Mirage waves and lay back down to bed, slowly falling asleep.

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This is chapter 2 of my 'Hybrid Au' story. I hope you guys enjoy this. If you have any questions, ask right away! Fanart accepted!

#the henry stickmin collection #thsc oc #thsc #henry stickmim collection #danny felizima #Mirage Felizima #annesa felizima #ulle meadows #jay benson #thsc crusher #scottie #thsc violin #thsc accordion #amelia copperbottom #thsc nicole #brutus dan gerbreaker #cameron calvin #hybrid au

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Swamp lizard

Swansong

Sweetmeat

Swiss Army Penis

Swizzle stick

Sword

Tabasco

Tadger

Tail

Tall tommy

tally

Tallywacker

tallywhacker

Tang

Tank

tapa

Tassle

Tasty pastry

tater

Tazmanian devil

Tea and crumpets

Tea stick

Telescoping tower

Tent peg

Testicle

Testicles

testicular tissue

testiculi

testies

testons

testosterbone

The anaconda

The baton

The big guy

the big vein

the bishop

The blue-veined custard chucker

The chopper

The cone

the conga

The cyclops

The ding dong

The Dipstick

The dong

The driver

The dude piston

the eye of the needle

the family jewels

the flagpole

The flesh flute

The flesh rocket

the fleshy tripod

the fuck stick

the fun rod

The grower

the head

The heat-seeking moisture missile

the hose

The joystick

the King

The knob

the little man in the boat

The love muscle

the magic wand

the main vein

The male member

the man in the boat

The meat whistle

the member

The middle leg

The mighty mite

the old boy

The old man

The one-eyed captain

The one-eyed monster

the one-eyed snake

The one-eyed wonder worm

The package

The peen

The peeper

the pendulum

the peter

The pink cigar

the pink oboe

The pipe

the piston

the pleasure pole

The poker

The pole

the pork sword

the prick

The purple-helmeted warrior

the purple-helmeted warrior of love

The python

The rocket

The rod

The salami

The sausage

The schlong

the scoop

The shaft

The shotgun

The skin flute

The snake

the spitter

the staff of life

the stick

The stiff one

The stinger

the stonker

the sword

The third leg

The tool

The trouser snake

The tube steak

the unit

The wang

the weasel

The wedge

the wee-wee

The weenie

The whopper

The wiener

The wiggle stick

the willy

the wingwang

The womb raider

The wonder worm

The woody

the worm

thingy

Third Leg

Third leg

Thorn

Thrill drill

Throb knob

throbber

Throbbing gristle

Thumper

Thunderbird

Thunderbolt

Thunderstick

Tic Tac

Tickle pickle

Tickler

Tiger

Tiki

Timber

Time machine

Tingler

Tinker

Tinkerbell

tip

Tip drill

Tip of the iceberg

Tipper

Tissue

Titan

Toad

toadstool

todger

Toe

Tool

tooly

tooter

Toothpick

Tootsie roll

Top gun

Torch

Tower

Tower of power

tractor beam

Trafalgar

Treasure

Tree trunk

Tri-pod

Trinket

Trombone

Trouser Snake

Trousersnake

Trumpet

Truncheon

Trunk

Tuba

tube

Tummy banana

Tuna Can

Tuna can

Tuna torpedo

Turgid Trouser Snake

Turgid turtle

turkey

Turkey baster

Turkey neck

Turnip

turtle

Turtleneck

Tusk

twanger

Twig

Twig and Berries

Twig and berries

Twinkie

twinky

Twister

Two ball cane

Two veg and meat

Two-legged Boa

Two-legged tripod

twonker

Umbrella handle

Uncircumcised wonder

Uncle

Uncle Dick

Uncle John

Unit

unmentionables

Uzi

Vainilla

Vainilla Stick

Valiant vein

Veggie

vein

Vein train

Vein train.

Vein-cutter

Vein-erect

Veined custard launcher

VeinMaster 3000

Veiny Victor

Veinzilla

Velvet sword

Vessel

Vienna Sausage

Viking horn

Viking Staff

Vindicator

Vinegar

Violin

Virility

Vixen

Vodka

Volcano

Wally

Wand

wand of light

Wang

wang dang doodle

Wanger

wangle

Wangsta

Wanker

wankie

War club

Warrior

Weapon

Weapon of ass destruction

Weapon of mass destruction

Weapon of Mass Seduction

Wedge

Wee-wee

weenie

weewee

Weiner

wenis

wet noodle

Whacker

Whammer

Whang

Whangdoodle

wheenie

Whip

Whistle

White gold

White Mamba

Whoopie Stick

whopper jr.

widget

Wiener

Wiener Schnitzel

Wiggle stick

wiggle worm

Wiggler

Wiggly

William

Willow

Willpower

Willy

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

willy wonka

Wing wong

wing-wang

Wingman

Winkie

Winky

Winnebago

Winner

Winston

Winston Churchill

Wintermelon

Wisdom Wand

Wise man

Wishbone

wizard sleeve

Wonder Worm

Wood

Woodpecker

Woody

Worm

Wormhole

wormy

Wrecking ball

Wriggler

Wriggly

Wrinkle

wrinklepump

Wrist Rocket

Wyvern

X-factor

Xylophone

Yad

Yak

Yam

yam

Yam bag

Yams

Yang

Yankee doodle

Yard

Yardstick

Yawing Yowie

Yearling

Yellow

Yellow Belly

Yellow Dart

Yellow dragon

Yellow Peril

Yellow Sausage

Yellow submarine

Yen

Yew

Ygdrasil's staff

Yin-yang serpent

yingyang

Yippie

Yipsicle

Yo-yo

Yob

yobbo

Yoda

Yoga stick

Yoghurt Cannon

Yoghurt gun

Yoghurt pistol

Yogurt

Yogurt hose

Yogurt Slinger

Yogurt slinger

Yogurt thrower

Yolk

Yolkstick

Yolky poke

Yoni

yoni stick

Youth

Yoyo

Yuca

Yule log

Yum yum

Yum-yum

Yummy

Zapper

Zealot

Zebedee

Zebracorn horn

zebu

Zen

Zephyr

Zeppelin

Zesty Italian

Zeus

ziggurat

Zigzag

Zilla

Zinger

Zipper

Zipper Ripper

Zipper snake

Zippy

ziz

Zog

zombie

Zombie maker

Zombie stick

Zonker

Zoom Stick

Zoombini

Zoomer

Zoot stick

Zorro

Zucchini

Zygmunt Freud

Zygote poker

Zygotene

dude?

#long post #penis anon

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jade-of-mourning · 11 months ago

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hey! it’s your hopefully favorite anon again. genuinely thank you so much for responding to my asks and stuff. it’s so eloquently written and it feels like it’s actually mako’s grief in text form. that doesn’t really make sense but. reading that little cat blurb actually made me feel better. I cried. like. heavily. 😭

im glad you liked my goofy insane mentor-that-needs-a-mentor korra idea, even if you’re not going to use it. I actually had the thought while watching a video comparing korra and zuko. it’s not exactly a niche thought that ‘korra is aang’s successor and Zuko’s spiritual successor’ but then it struck me. zuko was the oldest member of the gaang (just a bit older than sokka, the former eldest) but he is still absolutely batshit reckless and insane so,,, what if i Korra’d it.

also,, triple threats,,, since I’ve already revealed that I like to fuck around with canon in every possible aspect. consider: au where bolin dies (this one came to me after seeing a video saying mako would probably… yk, himself, if Bo died) but instead of giving up or chasing whatever criminals got him/dedicating his life to helping other orphans/etc. he just. replaces zolt. and maybe he would have a zuko style redemption arc?? I’ve been listening to Brutus by The Buttress on loop too which has not been helping me escape. yk what would make the takeover even better? zolt has bolin killed to try and get a more firm grip on his chosen protégé (maybe even around the end of the events of republic city hustle) and mako finds out and just,,, absolutely bodies him. like some scraggly 15 y/o just fucking cold blood murders a crime syndicate boss and takes over and?? everyone’s like well ig he was bound to get there eventually. and there would be attempted takeovers obviously but this little fucker is like. nuh uh. you can have this as soon as I get bro back (never)

sorry I’ll stop going insane now. I think you should really listen to Brutus btw it is SO fire

-🐌

hi snailon! (i'm going to call you that. snail + anon mashed together!) you're my only anon so you're my favorite by default,,, but you'd be my favorite even if you weren't! and it's lovely to hear that my writing has helped you <33 also sorry this took a day to respond to whoops

(cont)

okay on the mentor!korra part — it is such a big brain idea that i might have to one day write an au on my au just for that alone LOL okay but korra is so zuko the same way mako is so katara!!! one day i'll talk about it i swear. the classic comparison of mako = zuko is just so Off and it bugs me haha it's really korra and it always has been. bryke is out there spreading false propaganda about their own show like wtf man

second, on the triple threats! see i was reading this and i was reminded of deerstalkerdeathfrisbee's the only thing we've ever organized is crime! (which is a BRILLIANT fic even if i don't really like wuko), except then your train of thought veered divergent so promptly that i was like. woah. woahhhh. i've always been partial for terrifying mobster boss!mako since reading this one a few years back and i wholeheartedly believe that if it weren't for bolin, mako could have very quickly devolved down a really bad path. i've seen it float around a lot of older posts, but to sum it up most succintly, mako made sure bolin survived and bolin made sure mako lived. and if bolin is gone? mako would not give two shits about trying to be a better person, and if bolin's death was of a tangible human person's doing… well. it would not end well for that person, let's say. that person being zolt would abolutely lead to mako promptly desecrating the man, and even if it wasn't a grab for power, i can totally see it proceeding to him actually becoming the teenage mob boss of the triple threats.

(ALSO STOP "this little fucker is like. nuh uh. you can have this as soon as I get bro back (never)" WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY this is so sad i'm laughing so hard)

but really; mako is just such a guy of asinine stubborness to survive, with the single-minded goal to protect bolin. if there's no one left to protect, and if bolin didn't just succumb to the horrors of their circumstance but was rather brutally murdered as an attempt to control mako himself, that asinine stubborness to survive could very easily translate into cold-blooded violence, and would come with an unnerving facade of quiet apathy while he's really simmering on the edge of a really bad breakdown at any given moment. the guilt would also be endless, and mako would probably project the personal villain so hard on every single member of the triple threats in his general vicinity. working under this angry/guilty/repressed/violent teenager would actually be the most terrifying thing ever.

continuing your ask from last time because i realized i never addresssed this part —

I just had another brain worm sorry. so remember how I was talking about korra potentially being a guiding adult-ish figure in the avatar mako au. what if baby bending brothers. and either lin/tenzin/whoever or them and the other 2 krew members,, taking care of little gang monster and his brother,, and addressing some of the insane trauma and helping him heal and build a stable life,,,

i do love child acquisition, but for tiny feral children! mako and bolin really could've been the most unhinged trauma children of all time and i don't think that any adult on the show would actually be able to handle them as they were except probably pema. tenzin would try his best but i think that he would very easily get overwhelmed and a certain phase of mako would probably incessantly insult him with the deliberate intention to rile him up — and admittedly, tenzin has more of a temper than he'd like to admit, so i just think they'd be at odds a lot to an almost dangerous amount. (but ig i'm exploring that in the actual fic lol) i think mako as a kid would be considerably more abrasive than his is now and far more distrusting and paranoid, to an extent that i don't think that there are a lot of adults in lok that would be well equipped to handle that. (maybe kya? i could see both of them taking to kya actually. that would be funny. maybe i'll write kya into this au.) i do think that bolin could easily get all of them wrapped around his finger, lin grudgingly (and i think she'd be the sort to hold a reluctant affection for prickly loser boy mako).

also idk how i missed it initially but throwing teenaged korrasami into the mix makes it funny though. they would manage the pair of them so badly. (i'm sorry it is cute but i personally don't believe in babysitter!korra and definitely not babysitter!asami.) korra would be in a physical brawling session with mako the little punk ass bitch if asami looks away for one minute because bolin will not stop crying and mako is now trying to bite her head off because that's his little brother. bolin just thinks these two cool older girls are super neat and not at all demanding of his respect so he just incessantly says the most batshit insane things at them while mako is just like. hmm wealthy girl. i am full of anger at life i think i will project that onto you because to me you represent everything i hate about society, i've decided. meanwhile asami is just so confused because she's literally just being her sweet self and this random mobster street kid pema found won't stop giving her a look like he wants to fillet her

sorry none of this post makes any sense at all my head is OVERFLOWING i am UNHINGED thank you for enabling me once again <333 you'll never be a bother also yes i will go listen!

#lychee acquires and answers asks #mako lok #bolin lok

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wweassets · 3 months ago

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Watching the Creed Bros entrance last night and idk why the gays are into Julius when Brutus sexy thick ass is right there.. UGHHHHHH

CLOCK IT!!! he’s so big and a thick and yeah…

#ask

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ultimatecutenesspeaks · 7 months ago

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Hiro giggles Hiro well at that the least I can do to one of my brothers since azzy it one to consideration so are you Brutus you deserve a very amazing gift believe it way more easy that looks like and asriel told me you love candy so I’m know you will love it happy birthday brother

*Brutus grins as he goes and gives Hiro a big hug.*

Brutus: Awwwww, thanks, 'roshi! I'm real happy to be your bros, bro. Thanks a lot for the gift.

#brutus speaks🐰#answered asks🐰💗#bunny anon #blog roleplay season five #brutus's birthday special 2024🐰

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biteghost · 6 years ago

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this is a present for 2013 me

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#:>#godmode #big bro brutus #crimson kingpin #OCs #art

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amalstra · 4 years ago

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None of these characters are mine they all belong to @biteghost and are from her amazing comic Backlash you should go read it https://backlashcomic.com/ !

Alright so I have been working on this for AWHILE. I really wanted to do a police lineup style to see everyone together! It’s not perfect but I tried to get everyone to their heights. So starting left to right first is Larry Lockjaw, my personal favorite <3 he came out a lot better than I expected! Tony “Crazylegs” Audino and Kevin “Doorman” Aiza the best couple, I am super excited to see these two goofs together! Gertrude Addie “The Spear” she likes to hit things! Also I have no idea what her shoes actually look like so….she got boots! Of course center stage we have our fish boss Eustal Apelli “King of the underworld” what can I say? He’s amazingly terrifying and I am looking forward to seeing him again! “Big Bro” Brutus Orion, I feel like other than Eustal he is the other person keeping this crazy family in line, also Kevin is totally not afraid of him! Agatha Rooks don’t know much about her but look how SMOL she is! I don’t know how this lady lives with all these literal giants. Marcy Breeze seems to be the gangs token human, no idea how she got mixed up with these monsters. Edwardo Aiza he’s Kevin’s cousin and probably regrets all his life choices that have lead him to be here. Olivia Heart loves drama and handing out naps to kids.

I really love these characters and am so glad I found Backlash.

#Lockjaw #Crazylegs #Doorman #The Spear #Big Bro #Fanart #Biteghost #Backlash #Larry #Tony Audino #Kevin Aiza #Gertrude Addie #Eustal Apelli #Brutus Orion #Agatha Rooks #Marcy Breeze #Edwardo Aiza #Olivia Heart

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i-need-air · 4 years ago

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Hybrid!AU Wolf!Bakugou Katsuki HCs.

Summary: How would Hybrid!Bakugou would react to being adopted by the reader and their domestic life together. Headcanons and believe me, it's a long one... [2k WORDS OF HCS psjxksdj stop me pls] PLATONIC/ROOMMATES HCS, will do a part two later on with continuation and romance cuz 2kwordsbro...

Notes: I love Hybrid AU!s and I want to indulge myself with this. I barely see these in the fandom, so maybe you guys will like it! Also, depending on how it goes, I'm gonna consider making more for other characters, whachu say? Tell me what you thought and I hope you enjoy!~ ♥

Part 2 here!

× he's a wolf hybrid, and the workers at the shelter warn you that he's feral as you pass by where he was locked

× it seems he was in an illegal fighting ring and nobody could get close to him even if his living conditions now were much better than the hell hole he lived in before

× he growled, scratched, yelled, overall he needed so much help

× normally that would've been very intimidating to you but while the workers tried to push you towards some bunny or dog hybrids they had around, you just froze because the mf said they were considering sacrificing him

× like wHat the fuck?? he's a human being?????? sure he has a tail but what????????

× and you just foken went crazy for a moment cuz you didn't even see him in his cage, he was hiding somewhere under the bundle of blankets he had, probably asleep

× so you just went mental, demanding an explanation because hybrid shelters do not and should not sacrifice a person

× and your increasing yelling just made all the hybrids anxious

× and Bakugou heard everything [who wouldn't]

× i shit you not, the employee tried to explain why

× legit said cuz he's aggressive

× Bitch I'd be aggressive too! I'd bite your jugular off

× course, security was called but you already prepared to call the police, Hybrid Protection Services, your lawyer, your friends, the president, you name it

× and that's when you said you're adopting whoever was under the blankets. NOW.

× always hated the word adopting, but you were looking to give a hybrid a chance since you finally had a spare bedroom in your new apartment

× so like security and the worker just look at each other cuz who tf is gonna be the brave soul to go inside the cage to retrieve Bakugou Katsuki and get rid of you both already

× you're just staring at them like u srs bro? so you just send them to do the paperwork while you decide to go in yourself because you needed to get out of that place ASAP to still contact HPS on this shelter

× security stayed by the door while you hesitantly walked towards the blanket bundle [not so brave anymore] cuz why did that dude have his gun out??????

× but when you approached the bundle and kneeled in front of it you noticed movement

× a fluffy sand yellow tail suddenly came to view and it was big, slowly moving from side to side

× so with the gentlest voice you could muster [after screaming your lungs out moments ago] you tried to talk to whoever was underneath

× you introduced yourself and said you're here to take them home but got nothing, just casual tail movement

× Big Hunkus Brutus Security Guardus™ was getting impatient so he told you to just "fuckin put the collar and leash on the stupid beast" and you just 🙃 fucking excuse u?? while turning towards him

× it was a delicate time and you needed to take it slow, and anyway you knew you'd get that crap off your [hopefully] new friend as soon as possible

× what you didn't expect was the guard to freeze and raise his gun again, but was pointing above your head, not even looking in your eyes

× so you turn and meet a naked chest, scarred, with recent bruising on and big

× looking up you see Bakugou Katsuki, ruffled blonde hair, wild in all directions, red eyes harsh and staring at the guy behind you, only some pants on his form and tail still waving very slowly behind him

× while Chunkus Brutus trembled in place, gun shaking in hands, you were in the fuckin middle of it all

× what you didn't expect is the hybrid to take the collar in your hands and wrap it around his neck, now looking at you, expression still harsh but this time it didn't scream murder [and then grabbed a shirt, thank the heavens]

× progress? making friends? good first impressions?

× na lol you wish but that's spoilers 👀

× the process of adoption went smoothly, and when I say smoothly I mean Robustus Dumbus Brutus behind both of you with his hand still on his gun while all the workers gathered around to see the crazy insane person that adopted The Devil™, the guy that told you about the sacrificing was actually filing the paperwork as fast as possible under the intense gaze of the wolf

× and Bakugou was standing very close to you, btw, like i can feel your body heat close

× he was compliant at first, when you got in the car you started rambling about your house and how he has a room while trying to take the collar off him but he grabbed your hands

× like insanely fast, one blink and firm grip on your hands

× "i ain't gon be your fuckin pet, understood?" he growled at you but made no movement to bolt and run away

× and you just wanted to roll your eyes cuz ok he can kill you anytime but like didn't he get the message when you screamed back there? [also there was this sense of security you had around him or maybe you were just really dumb]

× so when you said you weren't looking for a pet but to help someone and maybe a friend and roommate, he just narrowed his eyes at you

× suspish human, wild doggo no trust

× anywho he took the collar off himself [like extra fast] but you explained that you are going to get him a bracelet or something less degrading since he still needed something with the information tag to have on himself so police will know he's no stray and he wouldn't end in the same craphole again

× journey home was silent, like eery silent

× he just looked out the window intensely, you noticed how he focused on every sign and turn

× you considered asking him questions but honestly with his past you doubted he would even answer so you just started to ramble about your home, stuff you could do around the city [which caught his attention], items you'd have to go buy for him, like clothes, shampoo, any special food, the bracelet

× he stopped looking out the window and just looked at you

× ok he was intensely staring at your side, basically drilling a hole in your cheek with those crimson eyes and it was making you N e r v o u s because making new friends is hard when you're just vomiting monologs, all while driving

× buying things was awkward to say at least, special hybrid stores were rare and for a guy his size it was even more difficult to find anything, which ended up in getting normal clothes and deciding to adjust them for his tail

× while grocery shopping you discovered he actually knew very well what he wanted after a lot of questioning from you

× he finally sighed at your persistent act and just threw stuff in the shopping cart, a surprising amount of spices too

× now for the bracelet part... you decided to spend more on a code that could be scanned to identify him rather than the distasteful ones with name and who owns him

× good thing you planned ahead a long time ago and saved money but you did notice his sharp eyes on you whenever you paid

× and his grunts and judgemental looks at other people with hybrids

× it's as if he wanted to say something, anything, but was stopping himself, which lowkey worried you because from what you heard Bakugou's supposed to be very vocal

× maybe he was glad to be out of the shelter, you know you'd be

× you get home and he follows you to your house, again giving him another chance to bolt somewhere away from you but c'mon both of you knew he'd outrun you so why force him, just let him take his time

× "So this is your room" shook him to the core, legit he just stood silent in the hallway as you presented your house calmly

× sniffing around

× so much sniffing around, tail low while he checked every corner

× once he did decide to check his bedroom, he closed the door leaving you to set everything up

× what you didn't know is that he looked around, shaking with anger

× this is what normal people have?

× sat on the edge of the most confortable bed he's ever had and hoped the idiots of his friends managed to get something like this too

× and the shitshow began when you called him for dinner

× not enough salt, not enough spices

× he was a pain in the ass and as he let go, little by little you started to see him for who he was

× this, this was Bakugou Katsuki, the guy that started to scold you because of the seasoning of the food

× it formed a bond between you, the start of you seeing his real personality

× a Mom™

× slowly started owning the house, although you found it hilarious

× next day you found him cooking breakfast with such an ease it shocked you to the core

× "The fuck you lookin' at?" as he puts a plate of pancakes in front of your

× you just lowkey uwu when you realize he's waiting for your approval as you ate and I swear to you, best pancakes ever

× chest puffed when you complimented his food and this was the first time he mentioned something about his past; seems he had to cook for everyone at the fighting ring he was at, but he didn't mention more

× talking about his past took forever, putting together bits and pieces he mentioned, yet they were so little

× he'd go silent after mentioning his [what you assumed] friends

× if you asked or pressed too much he'd click his tongue or snap at you

× not everything was dandy though; yes, he was a good roommate, but he did have THE attitude

× but not as the people at the shelter made it to be, like he'd snap at you from time to time but it would get better as he'd start to trust you

× ok, ok, hear me out,,,,

× play with his hair

× it happened by accident; you started to have this tradition after a couple of months of living together: movie nights

× he really liked action stuff but both your dirty secret was watching those shitty horror movies and make fun of everyone in them, so every Friday Night was Movie Night

× he just threw himself on the couch and his hair looked puffy and those adorable wolf ears were twitching, you straightforwardly asked him if you could play with it

× [ask if you don't want your hand bit off]

× he scoffed

× silence

× when he nodded and looked away, you squealed and started scratching, just playing with his hair, mindlessly doing so while snickering at the TV when movement caught your attention

× he was wiggling his tail softly

× you guys never mentioned it but now he sits down on the sofa head close to you on a pillow and wait for them god sent scratches; will 100% roll his eyes and scoff at you when you start, acting like YOU want this

× TERRITORIAL AS FUCK

× seriously glares at whoever comes inside the house

× has a problem with every single soul since they dirty his home

× you don't notice it first but he finally starts calling your house home and that's the ultimate progress

× boy had a lot of hardships in his life so he appreciates what he has

× yet it is very, very hard to gain his trust at first

× when you finally do though? he's a loyal friend forever

× he's thankful to have you

× will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever tell you

× his actions speak for him

× you're part of his pack now

× but seriously wash the dishes or you'll die.

#bakugou katsuki x reader #boku no hero academia #bnha #my hero academia #noire writes #hybrid!au #hybrid!bakugou #bakugou x reader

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may i please see the list?

Sure! There's one or two spoilers here, but honestly if you have the dedication to read through a list of 370 random-ass character names and manage to both retain it AND cross reference it with shit I've mentioned in the past, you deserve a bit of a sneak peek.

Aster

Skut

Pixie

Orange (Roy)

Yellow (James)

Blue (Martin)

Aster's mom

Henry aka. Aster's dad

Aster's brother

Aster's sister

Gorgonzola "Zola"

Hops Barley

Tallemaja

Tallemaja's mom 1

Tallemaja's mom 2

Pixie's mom 1

Pixie's mom 2

Pixie's mom 3

Dizzy "Izzy"

Urus

Auro

Urus's mom 1

Urus's mom 2

Shrimp

Buttercup (she counts as a character, shut up)

Kris P. Wyngz

Chitin E. Wyngz "Kai"

Bert D. Wyngz

Hoo Sunfire

Wut Sunfire

Pan Sunfire

Cody

Phyllis

Sugarbeans S. Sugarbeans

Shuck S. P. J. G .T. Y. W. F. Dog (Stinky Girl)

Lars

Brutus

Beetle

Wattson

Matt

Leopold Mesquite

Leo's dad

Leo's mom

Terry Saturn

Oakley Saturn

Triton Saturn "Tri"

Katelynn Blanche

Linnéa Blanche

Anton Glitterhooves

Glitterhooves's imp assistant

Doc (True name redacted)

Margaret

George

M&G's parents (fuck it, they don't have a design so they share a spot)

Chup

Mus

Frika

Frika's mom

Frika's dad

Lord Cluck

Popcorn

Bunny B. Buns

Stitches "Stitchy"

Jöran

Puck

Tyrellid

Me (nice)

Peeps

Dusie

Stheno

Eury

Orthrus

Sir Berus

Hugh Man

Rosemary

Bailey Rhynd

Lana Rhynd

Stuart

Sena

Miss Whiskers "Whisky"

Tilly W. 🐢

Enellie

"Little man"

Obert Bellius Tucker

Ted

Leo's damselfly ex

Leo's mantis ex

Peter "Petey"

Leo's butterfly ex

B. Z. Bub

Cute nameless mosquito dude

Liquor store St. Bernard

Orphanage stork

Unlucky vampire kid

Duck

Spider cat

Hoppit fighter

Gorgon fighter "Diamond"

Kitsune/Nyaga fighter

Cryptid fighter

Scorpion fighter

Bufo Bloop

Downbeet

Dog trainer therewoof

Maltea Barley

Ollie - Dove

Seven animimics. Maybe more. Imagine - Dove

Shinchu - Dove

Shinchu's mom - Dove

Shinchu's dad - Dove

Shinchu's sister - Dove

Shinchu's brother - Dove

Shinchu's grandma - Dove

Shinchu's grandpa - Dove

Vampire maid - Dove

Therewoof butler - Dove

Basement dragon - Dove

Velvet - Dove

Velvet's gf - Dove

Bebo - Dove

Biggby - Dove

Big's dad - Dove

Horse with no name - Dove

Marley - Dove

Marley's dad - Dove

Marley's robot mom - Dove

Beatrice - Dove

Merlin - Dove

Beatrice's mom whose name I can't remember - Dove

Shelly - Dove

George (Shelly's bro not the dragon) - Dove

Kimera - Dove

Kimera's mom - Dove

Kimera's dad - Dove

Mr. Boingo - Dove

Imp Bastard - Dove

Shoe - Dove

Sock - Dove

Unnamed vampire - Dove

Damian - Dove

Riley - Dove

Bubble - Dove

Unnamed elf/gorgon - Dove

Oberon - Dove

Titania - Dove

Professor Lindworm - Dove

Piko - Riot

Stewart - Riot

Ripcord - Riot

Beefman - Riot

Maiden Mathilda - Riot

Delphinium Luuna "Finny" - Riot

Finny & Mathilda's kid - Riot

Marie Antt Wanette - Riot

Charles - Riot

Jennifer - Riot

Blanc - Riot

Pracilla - Riot

Aizo - Riot

Brahms - Riot

Tanner - Riot

Gordon - Riot

Winnifred - Riot

Flootsnoot - Riot

Gord - Riot

Phox - Riot

Sophie - Riot

Remminton - Riot

Violet - Riot

Bottom - Riot

Harriet - Riot

Pupa - Riot

Three mimics in a trenchcoat - Riot

Riot - Riot

Mr. Bones - Riot

Cloudy - Riot

Gell Edward Beans - Riot

Liar-Liar - Vampasaurus

Doppler - caught-gaming

Phiamia - caught-gaming

Byron - caught-gaming

Ophelia - karmaluck

Pinky - karmaluck

Priscilla - catherinecreates

Scale - main-blog-pretty-dead

Angel - primrose-art

Olive - primrose-art

Olive's mousefly roommate - primrose-art

Queena Wygena Hyena - primrose-art

Tulip - primrose-art

Bojangles - primrose-art

Trifoli - primrose-art

Lip - hexadoodles

Hex - hexadoodles

Peewee Cockatrice - lilsunshinesam

Lieu - ossy-p

Kissyface - ossy-p

Jess - mx-feratina

Teedee - mx-feratina

Goryn - mx-feratina

Sona - mx-feratina

Alexander - mx-feratina

Baba Yaga - mx-feratina

Lesh - mx-feratina

Vody - mx-feratina

Vani Firestarter - mx-feratina

Umis - mx-feratina

Peggy - katisconfused

Scorpia - katisconfused

Minnie - katisconfused

Jeff - waxwormrepublic

Horatio - ari-nemera

Gus - kingpink

Margie - kingpink

Buttons - coldblood-flowerbulb

Willy - coldblood-flowerbulb

Angelica - kiddfox

Linguni - kiddfox

Hoagie - kiddfox

Martin T. Pinwheel - kiddfox

Professor Beepis - kiddfox

Skronk - kiddfox

Lindworm elf - kiddfox

DR4K3N "Ken" - kiddfox

Debbie - Emily

Eva - Emily

Asterion - Emily

Pierce - Emily

Vireo - Emily

Thayer - Emily

Peggy - Emily

Xia - Emily

Minerva - Emily

That fucking horrifying sexy minotaur - Emily (that's right it's canon now. You have to live with this)

Sexybeans/Cutiebeans - Emily (you're a sinner)

??? - Spooky

Hux - Spooky

Speckle - MY WIFE

My wife - My wife

Mazie - my wife who's cute

Phebe - wifff

Korneli - WIIIFE

Axael - ... me, but technically wife's at this point

Dora - HEY BABE LOVE YOU

Luce - my babe

Harm - my beebee

Hell - my bee

Olivia - it's a mystery but probably my bee

Otterpop - still my bee

Mothball - my favorite person (my wife)

Polliwog - wiiiiiife

Morty - tickfleato

??? - tickfleato

Basilisk - tickfleato

Serpent-tamer - tickfleato

Worm-slayer - tickfleato

Tuni - silverstarsheep

Suika - silverstarsheep

Tiramisu - silverstarsheep

Unnamed gorgon - silverstarsheep

Carice - silverstarsheep

Oliver - silverstarsheep

Fishhead - silverstarsheep

Markov - terrycrewslistenstofnafpodcasts

Finch - terrycrewslistenstofnafpodcasts

Ember - fire-rose

Bill (Denzel Billard) - fire-rose

Doug - caydebug

Rook - caydebug

Quilt - mineral-vulture

Burn - dear-maggotboy

Charlie - dear-maggotboy

Schund - dear-maggotboy

Moth - ccosmicmoth

Frogchamp - thelibraryofdiscosstuff

Candyfloss - avespecora

Wendelle - avespecora

Ethel - avespecora

Ely - heart-buzz

Nugget - heart-buzz

Sadie Mazarine - Luca

Virginia Ragno - Luca

Coffee Grounds - Luca

Skunch Midgley - Luca

Carl Sludgerson - Luca

Dr. Constance Flora - Luca

Eleanor King - Luca

Tibb Ragno - Luca

Chad Ragno - Luca

One Ragno - Luca

Honey Ragno - Luca

Rumples Bingus - Luca

Lola Lapin "Beanie" - Luca

Pinky (Cassandra) - Luca

Panini Houdini- Luca

Sheila Hades-Solanum & sisters - Luca

Stanley Bloodwart - Luca

Jamie Mazarine - Luca

Cassandra Bingus - Luca

Lolly (Lily)- Luca

Pop (Princess) - Luca

Spronkle "Ramos" Drinklybonk - Luca

Hank Drinklybonk - Luca

Atlas Saturn "Attie" - Luca

Cossi Day Saturn - Luca

Pippa Twombly - Luca

Carolina North - Luca

North North - Luca

Cheesed Burger - Luca

February Makkelmoore - Luca

Sluy - Luca

Wimpy Jingles- Luca

Bradison Bradwell Bratthew - Luca

Onley Oxley - Luca

Y Houdini - Luca

Samson Hades - Luca

Terry Hades - Luca

Marsipan Twombly - Luca

Clarice - Luca

Avril Gunn - Luca

Cyrille Gunn - Luca

Hue Gunn - Luca

Jimmy Bellucci - Luca

James B. Horney - ottersaurus

Jessica - ottersaurus

Reggie - ottersaurus

Rubarb - ottersaurus

China - ottersaurus

Mixie Mup - kaiujis-hole

Matt Shtick - kaiujis-hole

Breen - therandomringmaster

Cooper - therandomringmaster

Psue - therandomringmaster

Cap Brinesby - therandomringmaster

Harriot Hornet - therandomringmaster

Belfree Buzzby - therandomringmaster

Buck Lopanny - therandomringmaster

Merryl DaBloon - therandomringmaster

Mays Lopanny - therandomringmaster

Gnargle Floove - therandomringmaster

Chrys Ignatious - therandomringmaster

Donna Ignatious - therandomringmaster

Fumble McChumbles - therandomringmaster

Garbanzo - bonelessnerd

Huge Fowl - bonelessnerd

Gams - bonelessnerd

Unnamed basilisk - bonelessnerd

Unnamed therewoof - bonelessnerd

Unnamed vampire - bonelessnerd

Balor - bonelessnerd

Snips N. Snales - bonelessnerd

Waylon Snales -bonelessnerd

Bleep - bonelessnerd

Marcel DuChomp - bonelessnerd

Max - bonelessnerd

Ms. Finx - bonelessnerd

Grimpus - twerkyvulture

Mixie “Mixologica” Mixtus - twerkyvulture

Old Man Baneezer - twerkyvulture

Dominic Dominari - twerkyvulture

J. Falcourt - twerkyvulture

Isidore "Izzy" Lindson - vividvermeer

Snot - MeloncholyMonster

Bottle - MeloncholyMonster

Currently unnamed taxidermist character - radvom

Rubber/latex elf - radvom

Chicken/Flower - chickencat-arts

Depica - die-06

Muse - die-06

Fae - die-06

Duri - die-06

Aquen - die-06

A SHIT TON of chess mimics - die-06

Thistle - luxidoptera

Nobel - luxidoptera

#rattytalks #this list is gonna be outdated real fast as I make little edits to it every few days or so #asks #YEP IT'S ALREADY BEEN UPDATED that was fast

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Hard Crashing

Error had no idea when it had happened, but suddenly there was a new AU Ink was talking about, each time they fought. At first he had thought it was a strange abomination like all the others, but then he started to look into it.

That AU had the Skele Bros, but they looked different, while there still was a little bit of hints to the Original. Then there was a Woman, Error first had thought she may be a Human. Turned out she was not and that AU is far older as some of the other Abominations.

Then Error noticed some changes. It seemed like they went on war, because the Area broke in two. Error bit into his chocolate bar. It was actually pretty interesting to watch them, but he also wondered. Some of those came from Abominations and their Timeline was destroyed once they had turned into something different. Error wondered if it happened all the time.

“Watching them again?” Error jumped out of his beanbag.

“INK!” The other Skeleton grinned at him.

“Never would have guessed you would become so enamoured with this AU.” He said, broomy in Hand. Error had to force down his closing Crash. Ink grinned again.

“Well you know, Error. If you like them so much, why not check them out closer!” Error had no time to react, while he got hit with Inks Paint and was soon after in a free Fall.

“IIIIIIIIIIINK!” Error screamed, before he crashed. Everything went Black while he fell. He would probably see where Ink send him, once his forced Shut down settled.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Man walked through the forest before he heard strange noises. Following it he found a black boned skeleton, his sockets turned blue and strange error signs running in them.

“What an odd thing… but perfect for the Event.” The Man said and took Error with him. The Skeletons eyes still filled with Errors. The Man brought him to a strange Circus like Area, where a Woman with mice Ear waited for him.

“What did you bring there, Brutus?” She said, looking to the black boned Skeleton.

“Found that one in the Forest, Boss. He is making strange static noises and has those things around him.” Brutus explained to the mouse Woman. She sniffed at Error.

“Eww he reeks of Paint. Clean him and put him into one of the Cages. We will see how much those Pure Bloods pay for something like…. This.” She ordered.

“Alright, Boss.” Brutus said, walking off with the still unconscious Destroyer. The Mouse Woman was already preparing for the big Show.

“Hey, Eileen… How did this even got through?” A Centaurs came to her.

“Honestly, Carus… i have NO idea… Last time we were here the King literally threw us out, saying we disrespect Live.” Carus sighed.

“It’s not the same King anymore?” Eileen shook her head.

“No, it’s a new King. I also noticed that only Pure Blood Dragons life there, no other Creature.” She said, scratching her Ear.

“Well good for us. We can sell some Slaves then.” Carus chuckled.

“Yep. With this new King in the Throne we can make a lot of Money.” She smiled, rubbing her Hands in anticipation.

Cheria sighed, as she walked with Reeve and some more Soldiers to the Area, where a new Kind of Market was now allowed.

“I can’t understand how King Lysander could allow this… Slaves, King Niles would never have allowed that!” Cheria pouted.

“King Niles is gone, Cheria… it doesn’t matter how much we dislike all of this. If we misstep now…” Cheria nodded slowly.

“I know, Re… He almost found us out as we brought the other Skeleton away.” Reeve nodded.

“And as Grima suddenly disappeared.” They were all secretly working for a Resistance Group, who want to overthrow the current King, while there was still his older Sister, she had suggested to Vote for a new Ruler. Reeve could understand that.

Narish would never let her go and it’s nearly impossible to get the Chaos area and the Order Area together again. The Pure Dragons went corrupted since Lysander raged against his Sister after her Return. One of the Soldiers gasped in shock as they finally reached the Area.

Cheria starred at the Cages placed there. In each and every Cage was another Creature, collars around their Neck, probably to make them obedient or block their magic. Reeve frowned. They had only grey old clothes on their Body, looking hungry and tired.

“Awful.” A Soldier behind him mumbled.

“I know this looks awful, but we need to be Professional.” Reeve turned to his Man.

“Listen up. We are here to watch that no fight breaks out. If any of you want to spend their Salary to help them for freedom, feel free to do so.” Cheria and the others nodded. They knew their General will do this as well.

They split up and walked around the Market. Cheria still stuck to Reeve, but they had to compose themselves. It was awful to see the Creatures locked in those small cages.

“General… There.” Cheria suddenly said, there was one Cage coming strange noises from. It sounded like static.

“Let’s check it out.” He said, walking over to the Cage.

A Black boned Skeleton sat inside, the noise seems to came from him. Reeve looked to Cheria, before stepping closer.

“StAy AwAy.” He sounded like he glitched out.

“I don’t think that he is from our AU.” Cheria mumbled. The Skeleton finally looking up he had mismatched blue and yellow eye lights. Reeve sighed.

“This is bad… If he is not Part of our AU he shouldn’t be forced to stay here, especially not with what they Plan for him.” Error growled at them, tugging at his Eye Sockets but no threads came, like he used to.

“WhAt DiD yOu Do To Me!?” Reeve stepped closer.

“We did nothing. But maybe we can Figure it out. What is the last you remember?” Error starred at him, before he actually thought about it.

“I wAs In My AnTi VoId, ThEn InK cAmE. AfTeR tHaT eVeRyThInG wEnT dArK.” He said.

“Ink?” Cheria asked.

“Croma said that someone named Ink threw him in this AU as well.” Reeve pondered, but was soon roughly interrupted.

“Would you be so Kind and step away from my Slaves, dear Soldiers.” Reeve turned.

“Oh? Are my Man not allowed to look in case they want to buy one for themselves?” Eileen walked up to him.

“Dear Soldier, i do not think that your Salary would be enough to buy this Special slave.” She chuckled. Cheria pouted, how disrespectful she was! Reeve smiled at her, but Cheria knew this was a different Smile, a Trickster Smile.

“Then please excuse my Rudeness.” He said coldly.

“Let’s go, Cheria.” He said, the little Woman nodded.

“Yes.” Reeve turned, smiling at Error. The Destroyer knew those Grins, that Skeleton had a Plan.

“We will see if i can Buy a Slave with my small Salary.” Eileen watched them Leave.

“What a Rude Man! As if he can afford any of my Beautiful Slaves!” She huffed. Cheria looked up at him.

“General… What!” He placed a Finger on her Lips.

“Hush. Let her believe that i am a Mere Soldier. She will see what it brought her.” The other nodded slightly, before following her General.

Error only could hope that this Skeleton had a VERY good Plan to help him out of this, also he wondered why his Magic was not working. Maybe the Collar he had was the Reason? Or did Ink do Something??? His Strings did not come out, no matter how much he tried, also his Blasters won’t appear and his Bone attacks as well.

“Don’t worry to much, my little Slave.” Eileen chirped.

“You soon get a Master who you can Please with your WHOLE being.” Error flinched. He really hoped not or his whole Life would be filled with Crashes.

Brutus stepped on the Stage, all those rich Dragons assembled there. He already rubbed his Hands for all that sweet sweet Money they will make today. His Job was announcing Eileen and then bring the Slaves as they are called.

The Mouse Woman went through some of them, others went back to their Cages cause no one bet on them.

“The las one for Today is a black boned Skeleton.” Eileen cooed, Brutus hat to force Error on the Stage making him almost Crash.

“The Starting Bet is 10 Emeralds.” She chuckled a bit. Only the Rich would bet for him and soon the Dragons started to Race the price. Error hated this, he hated Touch and he hated not being able to use Magic. Suddenly a boney Hand rose to the Air.

“50 Diamonds.” Silence went through the Audience. Eileen blinked. Was that man serious? As if he could afford 50 Diamonds. Only the King and his inner circle could. She was about to laugh at him as some Dragons started to cheer.

“Way to go, Master Reeve!” Cheria chuckled next to him. Eileen blinked, seeing all those Dragons celebrate him, like he was a big Deal. Her ears twitched.

“Wonder what the Kings Guard want with a Slave.” The Mouse Woman paled. Kings Guard? He was the Kings personal protector? She almost was about to Cry. Her Beautiful Live rushing past her in fear he might behead her for treason.

“Boss?” Error noticed her distress as well. She snapped out of it, thanks to Brutus.

“Sold~” She announced sugary sweet. Error wondered what he had missed, but for now that damn Human dragged him back to his Cell.

It took a while, before Error heard Voices.

“How she looked at you, General!” Cheria snickered. Reeve shrugged.

“That happens if you judge People from the first impression.” He said, finally getting to Error.

“Well then, time to get away from here.” Reeve said, as Brutus opened the Cage for him. Error grumbled, but left his Cage nonetheless. Brutus watched them Leaving in Case Reeve tried something fishy.

“For now we return to my Residence.” He announced to Error. The Destroyer looked at him.

“FoR nOw?” Cheria nodded.

“We have to wait till Nightfall, before we can bring you to someone who can help you return home.” He was confused, so Reeve didn’t buy him to use him as a Slave? Said Skeleton walked in front of the black Boned Destroyer.

“Most of the Slaves will get their Freedom.” He said, walking up to a House, that seemed to be build with emeralds, then finally Error noticed that every house was a jewels or Gemstone. Reeve opened his door inviting the two into his Home.

“WhAt Is GoInG tO hApPeN nOw?” Reeve motioned for him to sit down.

“In this AU is only one Person who is able to let you Travel into another AU. Security is tight in this Kingdom so we have to wait till nightfall, it makes it easier to move.” Error nodded.

“Once Nightfall hits i will bring you to the Other Kingdom, the Vicinity of Chaos.” Error blinked. Far as he knew this Area and the other Area were at… Odds? Or was there more behind all this that he had actually seen?

As Night slowly crawled over the Day, another Visitor came to the House.

“General.” Reeve nodded.

“Come in.” A Soldier walked into the House. Error starred at him.

“I can’t bring you there, so this trusted Man will bring you over to the other Area.” Error wanted to say something, but Cheria answered his Question.

“It is better if no one sees the General go over there, he would be faster beheaded for treason as a normal Soldier who could lie about why he was there.” That made actually sense. The Soldier bowed to the Destroyer.

“I will bring you there, no matter what.” He said confidently. Error sighed a bit.

“WhY iS mY mAgIc NoT wOrKiNg?” Reeve leaned back in his Chair.

“I first thought the Collar, but this is not the Case. It makes you obedient, yes.” Cheria’s tail was moving.

“I’m sure Lady Millenia can help you with that, could be that they drugged all those they wanted to sell.” Error grumbled in static noises.

“AlRiGhT.” He then said.

Reeve let the Soldier and Error out on of the Backdoor after it was dark enough and a little bit safer to move. The Soldier looked around carefully while walking away from the main City. The Destroyer walked behind him, wondering why they were all so cautious, only to find out soon Enough.

“I wondered why the General wanted a Slave all of a sudden.” The Soldier tensed Error turned to see one of the People who were on that Place to get slaves.

“The General gave me the Order to bring him to a Friend.” The Soldier said.

“Oh? In that Direction? Where might this little Slave probably go?” Error started to glitch, he didn’t like how that Man talked. The Soldier was still between them.

“That is the Generals Business.” The Man grinned walking closer. Finally Error could see light blue almost pastel blue horns. The Soldier looked back to Error.

“Run in the Direction we went, just run until you come to a dark City.” Error nodded before bolting off. Without his Magic he wasn’t able to help the Soldier.

Error had no Idea how long or how far he ran, nor if he even still ran in the right direction. But all that was fast forgotten once something hit him and he crashed to the Ground. Feeling a hand on his Shoulder Blades made him almost crash.

“Where do you think you are going, little Slave?” The Man grinned. Error glitched out because of the sudden Touch.

“DoN’t ToUcH mE!” He screamed, as he felt the Mans Hand on his Pelvis Bone.

“Are you deaf, Shit Head?” A Voice rumbled with a deep growl.

The Man lifted his Head, only to see the Generals Brother and a taller Skeleton with Horns. There were four purple horns sprouting out of the others Head, his tail was spiked and sharp.

“Tse… Dirty Blood.” He hissed, the Skeleton was dressed in different purple colours. Error was glitching to hard to register what happened, the Mans Hand still on his Pelvic Bone. Croma raised his Fists before sprinting at the man.

Once his Fist connected with the Pure Blood Croma could feel his Cheek Bone giving out under the Power the taller Hybrid possessed. The Man was thrown off of the Destroyer. Error was still crashing, his reboot not working at all. Croma starred at the Man.

“Can i kill him?” Cobra looked down to Error, who was struggling with his crash, stuck in it.

“Yes.” Croma grinned, turning to the Man.

“Time to send you to sleep.” He grinned, walking up to the pure Blood in Pain. Cobra sighed, before walking up to the destroyer. They already informed Pulvis, who should arrive soon.

“Snake!” Pulvis ran up to him with a Bag in hand.

“Can you help?” Cobra asked, Pulvis looked down to the poor Destroyer.

“Let me check.” He said, kneeling down to the Crashing Skeleton.

Cobra watched him examine the Skeleton, while Croma came over, having the Soul of the dusted Dragon secured in case they would need it.

“How does it look, Cookie?” Pulvis sighed deeply.

“Not good. This is Error, he was part Time Member in my past Timeline.” Croma nodded.

“Yeah same for me, he came sometimes with us, sometimes not.” Cobra looked at them. Pulvis sighed.

“The thing is… his Magic is barely existent. I think someone blocked it off, before he fell into this AU.” Pulvis said. Cobra frowned.

“If it was before entering, there is little we can do… Even Arisa is bound to some Rules.” Croma sighed.

“What now? Taking him with us?” The Royal Guard nodded.

“For now, Pulvis has more instruments back at the Castle.” He picked the Destroyer up, he made terrible static noises, unable to return to a normal state.

They returned to the dark blue Castle and went immediately for the Medical Section. While Croma went to report to the two Leaders. Pulvis tried his best to help Error out and make him return to a normal state, but it only turned worse.

“Prognosis?” Cobra asked. Pulvis frowned.

“Not good, without much magic he can’t get out of his Crash.” The Hybrid said.

“That’s bad… we can’t leave him like this.” Kiros said, as he came into the Room. Pulvis nodded, his thorny Tip moving in annoyance.

“We could give him the Soul Croma kept… but his Body might not take it well.” Cobra thought about it.

“Let’s fetch Arisa.” Kiros nodded.

“On it.” He left quickly, while the errors got worse on the other Skeleton. They needed to make a fast decision for him, or he would dust because of the blocked magic and the Crash he went into.

Kiros had asked Millenia to come to the Infirmary, where Pulvis explained what was going on.

“His Magic is blocked?” Pulvis nodded.

“Yep, i tried to find the source but… there is only this weird Tattoo on his Ribcage.” Kiros blinked.

“Tattoo? I can’t remember that my Error ever had a Tattoo.” He said.

“Me neither… that’s why i said it’s weird.” Croma peeked inside.

“Hey… i brought the Sou…” He stopped dead.

“Cupcake, what’s wrong?” Kiros asked, after the tallest of them stopped suddenly.

“This is from Ink.” He said noticing the strange thing on Error’s Bones.

“So Ink blocked his Magic off?” Millenia asked.

“Is that even possible? They are both pretty much equal in power.” Pulvis looked at Croma.

“Far as i know, but who knows what he used to seal of his Magic.” The static noises suddenly got heavier, before it started to grow weaker. Pulvis checked him Immediately.

“Flower, we need to do something, any longer in this state and he will dust.” Pulvis urged them. Millenia nodded.

“Alright. I will suppress the Soul with my Song, to make it easier for him to absorb it without the Dragon taking over.” The others nodded.

“Hey. I have an Idea. Can we get Syo? Far as i know he would turn into Error at some Point so maybe Syo can help him later on?” Kiros suggested. Millenia nodded.

“Worth a Try at least, once he is stable and woke up we will ask Syo.” In the meantime, Pulvis tied Error to the Bed, it was Painful und Torture. Millenia started to Sing, while Croma got ready to give the Dragon Soul to the weak black boned Skeleton.

Fracture looked at the three Hybrids in front of him, before turning his eye light back to the Report they gave.

“How is he doing.” He asked, as Narish joined them in their Office. Kiros and Croma couldn’t say much about that, so Pulvis had to answer that.

“Thanks to our Guardian he could take the Soul well and has not fallen to the Dragon or dust.” Pulvis explained.

“The Errors have vanished around him, the static is still there but had eased up.” Narish read the report in the Meantime.

“Did he wake up?” Croma shook is skull.

“Not yet, his Transformation had finished though. It only should take a few hours until he wakes up.” Narish nodded.

“I see. From your report it was the only way.” Pulvis nodded.

“That or he would have dusted.” Fracture sighed.

“What about the Tattoo you found?” Kiros grumbled.

“It Vanished before the Soul even entered him. Guardian thinks that it maybe only had been a temporary blocking.” Narish tapped his table.

“So if not for one of those damn Order Dragons, he could have been fine?” Kiros nodded.

“Most likely, Boss~” Fracture was already pretty pissed.

“This Ink better never enters our AU.” He said.

“It’s the second time he threw someone in here.” Kiros grumbled.

“Second?” Narish nodded.

“Yes. Cross was thrown in by this Ink.” Fracture blinked.

“I’m not sure if he doesn’t have something to do with the others. Guardian said it is unusual for a Hatchling to find his way in another AU.” Pulvis said. Narish nodded.

“Exactly, Flower and i are already trying to connect it all.” Fracture was worried about that, if this Ink hat secretly his hands in a lot of Hybrids creation would be really troublesome.

Error finally found his senses again, but he felt weird.

“Greetings.” A voice resounded close to him. Error blinked, he… there was no Crash crawling in his Bones.

“My Name is Syo, how are you Feeling?” Error turned his eye lights to the source of the Voice.

“S…Sore.” Error blinked, his voice… it wasn’t glitchy anymore.

“So you notice some changes… We had to give you a Dragon Soul.” Error sat up immediately. He… was now a Hybrid?

“You get used to this new feeling.” Syo sat down next to his Bed.

“The others asked me if i would be willing to help you through this Adjusting, away from the Castle.” Syo said. Error recognised him. He was a Geno, changed into a Hybrid. From what Error knew of this one, he was almost at a point to change into Error.

“My head hurts.” Syo nodded.

“That’s normal. I’m rather impressed your Body isn’t sore.” Error looked at his Hands.

“The errors are gone… the glitchy Voice…” Syo nodded.

“Look at your Soul.” Error was a bit nervous but then called his soul. There was the inverted heart, he had long missed, because his Soul had only been a shard after he survived so many genocides, but there was also a strange dragon like symbol in it.

“This is the Dragon Part. You were already so weak so there is not any capsulation like some of the others have.” Error looked to the other.

“You said your name is Syo… Why?” The other smiled calmly at him.

“All of us Hybrids gave us a new name. It makes things easier to leave the past behind and start anew.” Error nodded.

“I see. Any suggestions?” Syo chuckled.

“Actually Yes… After all in the other Timelines i would turn into you, so you are one who dreams alone, which means Eriol” Error nodded he liked this idea.

Syo had taken him to his House down in the City, were Eriol could adjust and learn about his New Form, without to much People around him. Once he was comfortable enough, he went to see the leaders.

Narish looked at Eriol, Fracture smiled a bit, only Croma and Cobra were in the Room as Well.

“How did you Adjust so far?” Eriol was silent for a bit, before he actually talked.

“Good so far. Syo is taking his Time to explain and show me things.” He said. Fracture sighed in relief.

“That is good to hear. He also Told us that you named yourself Eriol.” The former Destroyer nodded.

“That is correct.” Croma watched him.

“But there is more to it that my visit alone.” He said. Narish looked down at him.

“What might that be then?” Eriol turned his yellow blue eye lights to Croma.

“I want to train, see what my abilities now are and get stronger.” Fracture looked to Narish.

“So you want to have Croma train with you?” Eriol nodded. Narish looked to the Royal Guard.

“Well, well, well. Croma train with him when ever you can.” Croma straightened his Posture.

“Yes, Sir!” Cobra nodded. He was to busy to Guard Millenia, once she would leave the Castle, so it was better to choose Croma. Not only was he a Hybrid but very strong as well. Eriol was relieved that they allowed him to train with the other Hybrid.

He had tested some of his abilities. Eriol was able to use his Strings again, but they had a new texture now, it seemed like Crystals were weaved in, making them Stronger. He wasn’t able to call his Blasters nor his Bone Attacks, so he was wondering what he could actually do.

After some more explaining and that he should think what he wanted to do in the Kingdom, Eriol went back to Syo’s house, the other was working in his Flower shop connected to the House.

“How did it go?” Syo asked as he saw Eriol enter.

“Good, they want me to think of what i want to do.” Syo nodded with a smile.

“Yep it’s easier to life here when you have something to do.”

Croma watched the Other, using his Strings to show him what he got.

“Yes that are Crystals in your threads. This is Common for Dragons even, half breeds or Hybrids like us.” Eriol nodded.

“But what do i do with them now?” Croma chuckled.

“Let’s test them out, can you craft something with it? like a wall or a Knife?” Eriol looked at him, why didn’t he thought of it? With his Strings he could craft everything. He made a Knife with his threads.

“Damn that was fast.” Croma said in surprise, seeing the Weapon already finished.

Croma got ready to test out how sturdy his strings were. Eriol watched as Croma slammed his Fists against the String Knife, but the Thing only bend a bit. Croma smiled, letting crystals and Jewels cover his Fist, seems like they made use of that to actually make stronger Combat. Croma attacked the Knife anew, but it only got a few Cracks.

“Seems like we found your Weapon.” Croma relaxed a bit.

“But… they break.” Croma chuckled.

“No they don’t only if you want them to break, test it out on that stone.” He said. Eriol blinked, before actually pulling out strings again. He pressed them against the stone, but neither did the Stone Break nor the Threads.

“OH!” The Royal guard chuckled.

“See. You can do a lot with that.” Eriol looked at his Threads. This opened a lot to him.

“Croma… I know what i want to do.” Croma looked at him.

“Want to talk with the Leaders about it?” Eriol grinned at him.

“Sure.” He talked to them both and they agreed to his Proposal, also to his ask for staying with Syo and not in the Castle.

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