#Tommyinnit’s guide to survival

[arsuns-ramblings]

What Tommy can’t say about his new book is that it’s called Tommyinnit’s guide to survival bc Tommyinnit’s survival guide was already taken /j

[dreadpercy]

DSMP guide book beacuse i hate the wiki

[corvid-gremlin-official]

TOM. TOM SIMONS HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW

TOMMYINNIT’S GUIDE TO SURVIVAL????

oH THE FLASHBACKSSSSSSS

[viaalterego]

this is an amazing fic.

one of my favorites and has never failed to put a smile on my face.

go give @the-untitled-artist's fic Tommyinnits declassified survival guide a read and give Sana some love!

[b3an0]

Been brainrotting over this fic for the past 24 hours so I drew some fanart for it :D

Fic is TommyInnit's Declassified Vigilante Survival Guide by TheUntitledArtist on Ao3 (go read it rn >:D)

(edit: I realize that I drew the wrong type of mask on Tommy after I already posted this, hehe whoops😅)

[thecloudsarefalling]

This is evil

But also funny

Thanks ao3 user TheUntitledArtist

[its-elvie-innit]

worst thing I found out about tommyinnit through tommyinnit guide to survival announcement is NOT the sex work for 8 months lore. Instead is Michael middle name.

[sulery-mar]

Benchtober! Day 1 — superheroes

Stargazing after a patrol

For this one, I decided to draw a sketch for fanfiction: Tommyinnit's declassified vigilante survival guide by TheUntiltedartist on Ao3! It's one of my favourites, istg I love tdvsg so much. I highly recommend reading it!

[piningpebbles]

A PSA for TommyInnit's Declassified Vigilante Survival Guide Fans!!

HI still haven't watched the lore yet (I WILL I'M JUST NOT EMOTIONALLY READY also caught up with the aforementioned homework)

--just wanted to say i know there are a lot of ao3 users on here and if you were/are a fan of "TommyInnit's Declassified Vigilante Survival Guide" and have it bookmarked, you're gonna want to download it as soon as you can!

i was on tiktok and saw a post by the author joking about deleting it and confirming that yes she is going to:

and while i've never read it i know it's a popular fic and know it sucks when one of your favorite stories gets deleted so if you just missed it or were just putting it off download it as soon as you can!

[ctommy-chileno]

Here's a list of some ongoing fanfictions I've been following if you want some literature

(Ongoing as in. Updated in the past month or this month)

Butterfly Reign: You know this one, it's the angst full and oddly yellow one. I always end up finding out it updated a day before it released how does that keep happening?. It's a good read, the characters get deeper the more you read it, and yet even with all their hidden lore and ok ish intentions I still want them to suffer because I'm a spiteful bitch. Unreliable narrator to you I believe him.

In the name of the fucking moon: Its a magical girls AU with the benchers and the family, more on the old school monster of the week type of magical girls but with continuity. If you imagine the scenes in your head while reading please add an 80's anime filter over it. Fun to read 👍 I got halfway through and I'm waiting for it to finish so I can binge it.

Guided evolution: Only read this if you have a lot of free time or the time management skills of a lawyer because this here is 300.000+ words and incredibly good. Every chapter I do nothing but worry for my spider son. Hasn't he been through enough I ask, while seeing I'm on chapter 52 out of 75. I know the answer, and it only serves to hurt me.

How to be the biggest trainer ever: Crimeboys go in a pokemon adventure. A very friendly fun read, like the pokemon anime but with your favourite white boys having fun 👍the world is set on gen 1 I think, so use that soundtrack

The stars and their children: Ive only read till chapter 5 and that's enough to know its good (also the fact that I follow the author here on tumblr so I get spoiled every once in a while hehe) This one is more sandduo focused and it has cool sci fi monarchy and it's also very near to end?? I didn't know that. Guess I'll get up to date then. Star tommy did nothing wrong I haven't seen him do much of anything but if he does in the other 19 chapters be aware he did nothing wrong

By the morrow: this one is weird and interesting in the most enticing way possible. What the fuck is going on. I must know all the reasons behind what is happening here. It can be quite macabre so be aware. I only found this one because the author posted the updates to tumblr. Oh yeah the synopsis, superhero au where the ctommy is a nobody who dies and fucks around the town in his ghost form but shit hits the fan incredibly quickly.

Who the ever loving fuck made me a prince: Its an Isekai yipee, our main boy (el ctommy) reads a book where a kid prince dies. L. Then he wakes up as that same kid!!! Oh no!!! Good news is he's reincarnated right in baby zone so he has plenty of time and skill to make sure won't die 👍, its fun, if you like isekais and don't mind some anime trope baby ism then you will live another day

Proof that life hates tommyinnit personally: This is a mystery!!! Spooky!! With touches of angst, perhaps more than some touches but hey the thrill!! The search!! I enjoy the use of the "it's not paranoia if they're really put to get you" tag. Its one of those fics that if it ever gets dropped I would go to the authors house to ask how was it supposed to end. I need. To know. Oh yeah summary: el ctommy is homeless and has many friends in a local mall who don't know that. This is only one (1) of his problems as he's recently gained a stalker, and everything points to being someone he knows ?? Question mark?? Fun.

TommyInnit's Declassified Vigilante Survival Guide: Ah a good old vigilante fic, just like mama used to make. it checks all the marks: benchtrio living together, villain sbi, when the family is founded, heroes yet bad?? and introducing a cool new power to the boy, what a joy! It is funny and it is cool

Our love it's like a burning sun: you've heard of racconinnit, birdinnit, ratinnit, cat shifter innit, possumi- hm I haven't heard that actually, anyways get ready for Red Panda innit, here's a red panda shifter who runs away from mean kingdom and goes to nice kingdom where he can find some family. And sometimes that's all you need to face the horrors

Thunder on my bones: ANOTHER superhero au listen man this one is good trust me. We have superhero boy being sidekick to mean superhero then gets moved to nice family of superheroes and the family is found :)) but also there's villains that want to fuck him up , uh oh! How will they found the family in this conditions! I also really like the design of the tommy superhero outfit, it has a really nice detail that I love imagining in my head ^^

There are more but these are long and easy to get into

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Geometry Of Grief

by muellachh

There, on the hill at the outskirts of Brighton, were two small crosses crafted from wooden planks. They were wiped from snow, and freshly carved names were written across them.

The graves were empty, but they still held so much sentiment and closure.

Hopefully both to Tommy, and to the people he buried.

 or TommyInnit's horrible guide to dealing with loss.

Words: 3300, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Charlie Dalgleish & Wilbur Soot, Ranboo & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)

Additional Tags: TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Trauma, I'm Sorry, Character Death, Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse, Non-Graphic Violence, Sorry Boys - We Survived A Zombie Apocalypse inspired, Hurt/Comfort, Grief/Mourning, Healing, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson Tries (Video Blogging RPF), Beta read but we still die like Charlie Slimecicle, Charlie deserved better, They really try to communicate, I made myself sad with this

[viaalterego]

"Shadow took a step towards Tubbo. “Why don’t you tell us about your friends instead?” 

“What?”"

Fan art for chapter 13 of "Tommyinnit's Declassified Vigilante Survival Guide" by @the-untitled-artist

i drew it back in March??? and i found it while going through a box of sketches.

TommyInnit's Declassified Vigilante Survival Guide - Chapter 1 - TheUntitledArtist - Video Blogging RPF [Archive of Our Own]

[smilecult]

Had to check comments,

TOMMYINNITS GUIDE TO SURVIVAL??!?!?!?

LIKE THE FANFIC?!?!?!

Tommyinnit is either an enigma or a blunder of god.

He can say ‘I was a sex worker for 8 months’ and no one bats an eye, but he announces his book almost named after one of the best fics in the dsmp fandom and we collectedly go crazy. There is no plausible way to describe his behavior.

His middle name is also Michael. He’s already British, pick a struggle dude.

[balillee]

this took like 30 minutes holy-

anyway sorry if already now most of them or something like that ^^`

Titel

Author

Link

Infamously Famous

Caw_Caw

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33284902/chapters/82649185

March with me and the borogoves

txmmarvolo

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33411544/chapters/82993219

Making family and coffee (Maybe not in that order)

isa_grapes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32994040/chapters/81891028

There’s Blood in your Web, Theseus (wipe it out)

spookyserpent

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32895622/chapters/81634912

whatever the dawn brings (we fight it together)

nebslem, violet_sunflowers

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33483883/chapters/83187064

Tommy's guide to making a demon into a brother

constant_internal_screaming

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33294781/chapters/82675462

Corvid Lost

OneSaltyErik

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32232280/chapters/79881244

Mellow Highschool Anonymous Penpal Club

theteaandbiscuits

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31644662/chapters/78312245

tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains

bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33489424/chapters/83200717

Just Another Crash At Midnight

Ella(ellabellachicketychella), TwilightStormCat

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32894254/chapters/81631414

Hand in Unlovable Hand

angelcanines

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32943361/chapters/81760744

To Decay Gracefully

SilverWing15

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33290164/chapters/82662835

Coming Down Blue

electribunny

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32053339/chapters/79401826

Evening Sun (That Paints a Cruel Omen)

existensial_soop

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33604552/chapters/83505082

Who the Ever-Loving F*** Made Me A Prince?

sheratonin

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33602176/chapters/83498806

three months of letters

IDONTWRITELEMONS (wedontwritelemons)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31468415/chapters/77839064

music didn't have a meaning to me before I met you

barlebee

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33012796/chapters/81941308

Songbird

awoof_0

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31099184/chapters/76837718

I dream in picture books

Checkit

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32939632/chapters/81750922

Hey Girl, I Accidentally Summoned A God and He Won’t Fucking Leave Aha

tekmier

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31827037/chapters/78795409

My Sweet Baby Brother (From Fucking Hell)

eneliii

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31216151/chapters/77154521

How to Sex Vol. 4-58

Goldenrayofsunshine

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29432865

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse For Dummies

iorion

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32547562/chapters/80731222

Hidden Chains

Vibe_and_a_Half

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32664199/chapters/81029050

Empty Nest (or, the theatre kid-ification of TommyInnit)

soulswimmr

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32419456/chapters/80383057

Is It Illegal if He's Homeless?

flyingcoffeedrinker

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32499292/chapters/80605006

Unbury Me, My Ghost Is Gone

falsehoodwinked

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32515291/chapters/80647690

i bet on losing dogs

funko_town

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30158709/chapters/74299191

Quiet as the Flowers around me

Spenobis

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30682031/chapters/75706985

[wither-rose-circus]

I am deciding to combine “SMPEarth is canon” with the “changing servers is reincarnation” theory to say

Philza and Techno are the only surviving members of SMPEarth on the server

Everyone else? Reincarnated

The Wilbur Soot who ran SMPEarth is not the Wilbur Soot that is Phil’s son, but they are the same soul

Same for the Tommyinnit of Business Bay and the Tommyinnit of the Dream SMP

Philza has been alive long enough to see the cycle play out time and time again, and to say he cursed the gods’ sick sense of humor when his son began to look suspiciously like the man who nearly executed him for war crimes would be an understatement

This cycle is the one referenced at the end of the game, the “players,” their souls, are constantly being reawakened into new “dreams,” new lives, until they manage to ascend

Philza’s immortality and lack of a proper 3 life system is actually the result of having already ascended. This is where is attachment to “death” comes in. It is now his job, along with some others you might be familiar with ;), to guide players through their dreams until they ascend too.

[omgjayaaa]

thx for the tag!

Honestly most of my new ones don’t even have titles 😭😭😭 (so I included them anyway and some really old ones too)

I have so many wips im not sure I can tag that many people so sorry if I only tag a few. Anyone is welcome to join in 👍

some of these have been posted on ao3 some haven’t:

Begin Again chapter 7

Untitled fiddlestan fanfiction pt. 2 (gravity falls)

Lloyd’s Guide To Surviving The Merge (And Finding A New Family Through It) WIPS

Untitled lostshipping fanfic

Untitled oc story (hero x villain edition)

Untitled oc story that’s shipped with my best friend’s oc 

Womp womp womp Ninjago movie chatfic

Lloyd Adoption Arc (chatfic)

Random ocs facts of the day series (TikTok)

Quotes friend-o has said

Prompt

Icarus and Arete

Writing prompts part 2

Bee and Glory fanfic (coauthor Glitchy)

Tommyinnit Fan Club AU (this one is awful. Pls don’t pick it)

TFC AU things (don’t pick this either. Cursed shit.)

Creatures

OC story thingy weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

Demons of 3 different lies

Magical/eerie places    

Untitled character/plot ideas

Ghost Moon

Prompt ig

Prompt thingy

Alix, Jarred, Henry. Chapter ???

Chapter 2

NIGHT OF THE VAMPIRE

Notes

List of stuff I like to collect 

Blue Jay’s song 

Good Songs

AU time babbbbbby

A monster.

Chapter ???

Glam 

Pt. 2 character dialogue etc.

Untitled Rewritten Snow White story

Chapter nineteen: the crucifix 

Part 3 *screams*

“Halt villain!”

Untitled lmk superhero fic

Page and a quarter

Half a page

Unused LGTSTM(AFANFTI) scene 

Untitled Ras and Arin fic (from before s2 pt2 came out.)

Unfinished and untitled plasma shipping fic

Somethin somethin Sora meets her best friend

Untitled Ninjago movie fic

now for tags:

@jays-supersonic-dynamo @void-inked-pen @rainofthetwilight @miqotepotatoe

@jadethest0ne @lukasauruslmao @hijabiwriter @bigfatbreak @ninja-knox-ur-sox-off @monotoneperson

Anyone can join and you don’t have to if you don’t want to <33

WIP Challenge!

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous.  Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it!  And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.  I have deemed that this isn’t just for writing either.  Sketch titles?  Comics?  DnD campaigns?  If you have an unfinished project, it counts!!  

Hi everyone! In honor of fanfic writer appreciation day, bringing this back!

My insane taglist under the cut, but if you see this in the wild feel free to jump on!!

tagging people from nwod and fic fest! ignore the ping if you didn't want it sorry dfkjlgh but i find these fun and thought some of you might, too :D

@only-lonely-stars @rosiehunterwolf @silvermags @starlightaxolotl @guplia @stars-brownies-n-metaphors @bananaplayzz @boba-pearl @caycubone @weekend-whip @pandemonium-kidz @aroninshonour @zebaji @kumoriwrites @spinbitchzu @tirednapentity @taddymason @psychologicalwarclaire @finn-m-corvex @knowledgequeenabc @tinywriterfairy @graceful-not @jays-supersonic-dynamo @artqueen02 @basicallyjaywalker @fruit-colored-ninja @summerf0x @nocturnal-nexu @riseleon @indigosky101 @miqotepotatoe @randomcrapstories @lightning-chicken @crikkit-kitterton @colesstar @lloydenthusiast @senseigrace @the-painted-siren @ataraxixx @parateuthis @curiositythecryptid @elemom @mikewheelerfan2022 @mcfanely @rainbow-flavoured-skittles @a-big-chicken-nerd @collectiveclams @stealingyourbones @abunnsburrow @survivalshipping @gravyhoney @officercooks @laziarteest @nin-jay-go @themilosquid @fandomsareforlife @goldenavenger02 @localguy2 @blu3cl0v3rs @ghostwalloper @cboffshore @bookworm-dork-fish @raven6229

HUGE BREATH HELLO