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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years
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I think my grandma needs to learn the joys of playing games on your phone while watching tv
Like i have adhd and most of the time i need to play on my phone or draw or like do something with my hands to stay focused and to feel like my brain is entertained enough
I’m pretty sure my adhd comes from my father for a multitude of reason and i’m also pretty sure it comes from his mother because by gods that woman does not know how to stay still for more than 10 minutes, when at my house she’s constantly getting up to clean something new when in the middle of movies, she always seems to have a thousand thoughts at the same time (she also keeps calling me every five seconds she already called me three times in the time it took me to make that post)
I don’t have any « real » proof but damn adhd meds could have saved that woman
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let's kill each other with swords let's meet up and kill each other with swords
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love yourself more, girl
silly deltarune character warm-up disguised as a comic cause my head hurts like hell, Noelle's not far from joining Kris and ralsei btw
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me and the 4 other phantom busters fans cheering rn
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the friends ever
first blog, kinda nervous
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a chat in limbo (pls click the pictures tumblr destroyed the quality)
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Was at the art museum earlier and i have a new favourite painting
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hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
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idk where I was going with this smth about Kris being able to see other people’s souls ??? especially people they’re really close to? who cares it was just an excuse to draw krusie cuddles
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