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the-firebird69 · 3 months ago
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Massimo Electric 72V E-Spider Overview She looks pretty big i'm telling you the truth her legs are real short he wouldn't look too bad in it it's still a little small but it's kind of a motorcycle they could have made it a little longer. And it would cost anything and be easier to drive it is about 90 miles for someone in our sons waited it's about 80 miles you can't just switch the battery out but some people actually figure out how to do it and they install a different battery and they switch it out it's not really worth it for a son and it looks like it has a quick charge and they don't tell you that it is a quick charge it's a solid battery it's got an enclosure and it blows downwards it is a nice little ditty it's a decent little design the horse on George Washington's cart is one of his but it's like just a bit larger than a Shetland Pony and it was dense and charged up because it's a mutant too when you loved it running around towing them he felt great it's a little **** and he's like Kingsley when he's small kind of a lunatic tried to eat him a little bit he told him to calm down and get him some food like he's talking to our son and she had the same conversation with her horse and they tell them Don't do it are you getting in trouble and they'd stop and it said I'm hungry Mommy give me some food and they they would of course. But this is how it goes people think this is it and there's some things that might be but you can't afford it it costs as much as a regular motorcycle. So he can't afford to buy it outright and he can't find a used one and we're back to square one
Thor Freya
this is iit the vehicle and tue too small. and tons see it.  bu thte bike is worse no.  and slow...50mph and ok backroads and the 41 a bit. handle well and can go off nad on the road over curbs treu it is  a sleeper that way.  and fversillte we gab tehm change the motor and battery and it flies.  he might do that he says.  and  ours go fast  his would and there are kits for this trike.. real ones.  and it is for a5k watt and new tranny only a 225 an wow and yeh.  and new batter about 700 oh and yuk.  gettng up there why not a small ev car an to much money. way too much.  the new config it is 5pmp wiht our bud in it and goes about 150 miles and good for us and yeh is quick charge abou 20 minute for  full carge not hrd he eats and sits tons.  easy for him.  all over the pllace lol need it now no soon
tommy f
price ok too much and an ev usualy cannot buy used and cant trut the two and more here so i see it.
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These are real issues you cannot trust these guys you shouldn't leave it out in the sun or the weather and it would have to be left out there's a lot of issues and it's not too good the one that David used there's a one seater so we're thinking that someone might modify one of these to be a one seater which wouldn't make it much different and we've seen those around and they lengthen it and it goes faster and it's easier to drive it's still too small but it would be enclosed it really needs to be enclosed and once you modify it I guess it might not be worth that much and it's AEV and people don't like to buy them they're hard to sell it might be what it is.
Thor Freya
ahahah and a four month talk and ok stillhave it yeh and so on lol ahhah lol
tommy f i have one yes cant sell it lol
charges fast and such nd tons dont want him to
The insurance is mild it's really not much it's like 30 to 35 dollars a month for him to be less he's got a good driver standing. Probably 25 a month and he could go all over the place it doesn't look silly it looks kind of weird and cool.
tomyf
Olympus We would approve it but it sounds kind of odd and scary but his does meet the one horsepower reading and it's not like the Volkswagen
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inkribbon796 · 3 years ago
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What a Beautiful Wedding Ch. 4: The Shake Up
Summary: The group continues to try and free their friends.
Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
As the shock wave rippled out, all the bubbles felt it. But only a couple were jolted from their haze. Dark in his bubble was mentally ripped out of the sitcom haze he was trapped in. Dream in his bubble froze and was almost tagged in the back with an arrow  as he came to. Ranboo let out a warbled hiss. Thomas stopped mid-conversation with Logan and Nico. And both Karl and Nate collapsed and held their heads right before the group showed up in their bubble.
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Ranboo hissed and made little vwoop sounds as he felt like someone was trying to drive a spike through his head.
“Bossman?” Tubbo looked over from where he and Tommy were trying to build “the worst scarecrow ever” and Michael looked at him in concerned confusion. Ghost looked over from where he was with Tommy and Tubbo.
“I . . . we need . . . where’s Techno?” Ranboo looked around in distress. He’d been at a wedding and Techno had come to his rescue.
“Who’s Techno?” Tubbo asked in confusion before he blinked and looked around in disorientation. “Techno? Why . . .”
Tommy blinked, the haze lifting as he looked around. “The [BLEEP][1] are we?”
“Did somethin’ just [BLEEP] censor you?”[2] Tubbo gasped. “No! [BLEEP]! [BLEEP]! Bloody [BLEEP] [BLEEP]!”[3]
“Hah!” Tubbo looked around, trying to find a camera. “Got that one out, you American [BLEEP]![4]”
Shroud and Michael started giggling and Tommy looked down at Shroud in confusion.
“Umm, is that thing mine?” Tommy said as he walked over and Shroud held up his hands. He suddenly started looking more spider-like. He had two extra sets of arms and then he blinked and had eight eyes.
“Awww,” Tommy smiled fondly. “Imma[5] call you: Shroud. Shroud Innit.”
Shroud hung onto Tommy with inhuman strength as Tommy looked around, trying to find an exit but none of the doors actually worked and any “people” besides their little family had mysteriously disappeared. “We need ta[6] get outta[7] here.”
“Now, hold up,” Tubbo’s brain began turning. “Let’s think about this.”
“Think about what?” Tommy scoffed. “This is obviously Dream trying to control us again. You green teletubby [BLEEP][1]!”
“Yeah, but if it’s him, he’s done nothin’[8] ta[6] us,” Tubbo said and pulled a soda out of the mini fridge under the counter. He tapped the can a couple times before opening it. The can sounded like a soda can, the contents even tasted like the real thing. “We have free food, a roof o’er[9] our heads. How’s this any worse than what we had before?”
“Because it’s Dream,” Tommy spat. “Have you forgotten what he did ta[6] us? We need ta[6] escape while we have the chance.”
“We don’t need ta[6] do anything,” Tubbo told him firmly and picked Nichael up.
“It’s Dream!” Tommy yelled.
“Who cares?!” Tubbo shouted at them. “I don’t care if it’s Dream or the [BLEEP][10] space wizards who put us here. We’re safe.”
“Umm, maybe,” Ghostbur started, starting to float a bit and regain his ghostly pallor.
Ranboo was letting out nervous hisses as he approached cautiously. “Hey guys, maybe—”
“Ranboo, let’s go!” Tommy grabbed one of the slender teen’s arms and yanked him over.
“No!” Tubbo grabbed Ranboo’s other arm, yanking him back the other way.
“Guys, stop!” Ranboo yelled out and both the teens dropped his arms. “My head hurts.”
Tubbo inched closer and when Ranboo crouched down the shorter man lightly rested his forehead against Ranboo, their adopted son between them. Ranboo let out a sigh as his headache began to clear.
“Boo?” Tubbo urged gently, almost as quiet as a whisper, waiting until Ranboo opened his eyes to speak again. “Boo, we’re safe here.”
“Come on, Ranboo, we gotta[11] get out ‘a[12] here,” Tommy urged but when he went to grab him again the lanky teen uncoiled himself and stood up.
“I can’t leave Tubbo,” Ranboo decided.
Tubbo let out a hitched sigh of relief and Tommy had a look of betrayal on his face.
A look that quickly turned into anger.
“Fine! I’ll figure out what’s goin’[13] on here without yeh[14]!” Tommy spat and pulled away with Shroud.
“Tommy, wait,” Ghostbur called out as he followed them.
Tommy reared back to slam his body weight against the front door of the Bee ‘n Boo, prepared to destroy it, but right as his shoulder came into contact he felt something open and he and Shroud and Ghostbur were pulled somewhere else.
The door, closing behind them.
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Tommy fell sideways into a bank of son, his and Shroud’s clothing turning from casual late summer wear into heavy fur-lined jackets and overcoats. The clothing was reminiscent of something from the early 1700’s.
Tommy quickly realized it was freezing cold.
Shroud began crying in fear and shock.
“Hey, buddy,” Tommy brought Shroud to his chest, wrapping his coat around him. So that Shroud was double layered.
“He okay?” Ghostbur asked in concern as he floated over.
“Yeah,” Tommy glared around, finding that Tubbo and Ranboo were nowhere to be seen. “He’s fine.”
The two looked over to see a well-worn trail cutting towards a town. They followed it to find a city that was nearly completely empty and as they walked in further they could hear a commotion in the distance.
The noise led them to a massive throng of people around an altar of black stone, raised high above the throng. Tommy shoved his way closer, which got him a fair bit of dirty looks as he got as close to the front as the crowd let him. When he couldn’t get any closer but was close enough to see figures behind a dark, almost sheer curtain he turned to look at the people next to him.
“What’s goin’[13] on?” Tommy demanded.
“The Emperor’s prince is about to be born,” one woman said in excitement. “Her lady will grace us with her presence.”
“Sara Jane’s baby, given to the Goddess for this most joyous occasion,” another woman looked like she was about to start chanting and singing and Tommy did not want to be here for it.
But then one of the figures behind the curtain got closer and the crowd began to get excited.
Tommy began to recognize the silhouette, or more importantly the dark wings behind the figure right before Philza emerged from the curtain.
“Hello everybody!” Phil called out as he parted the curtains. Instead of his green ensemble he was in frosty blues and perfectly whole and healthy wings fluttered out behind him. They twitched and gestured as Phil moved.
Techno was right behind him, but he looked more human and his mask was a large bone white boar skull. He was in a matching blue uniform and his red cape was much shorter.
The crowd went insane, cheering and calling out for Phil.
Philza motioned for the crowd to calm down and once it was quiet enough he used a horn to amplify his voice. “I would like ta thank everyone fer comin’ ta this most joyous occasion and fer the Borris family fer their most gracious gift. But my Lady an’ I would like yeh all to meet the newest member ‘a the royal family.”[16]
The talking began to surge back up before Phil took a knee, as a dark shadow of a woman expanded behind the curtains. She was huge and her face was further veiled by darkness.
“Mum?” Tommy froze in recognition. Ghostbur’s eyes wide and sad beside him.
The crowd rushed to kneel, even Ghostbur who seemed to be trying to follow the social cues around him.
But Tommy didn’t, he and Techno were the only people in attendance that didn’t take a knee. Tommy could feel Techno staring at him.
The silhouette erupted into smoke and Phil searched up to reach up to the altar where something had been set down on top of it. It was a squirming baby wrapped up in a yellow blanket.
“I am proud to announce the birth ‘a[12] my son: Imperial Prince Wilbur!” Phil held the bundled up baby boy up where the crowd could see him.
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“Quiet on set!” Marc called out before a ripple washed over him and he froze looking around.
“Marc?” Ethan looked at him in confusion. “You okay?”
“Yeah, just we’ll run the scene from top,” Marc ordered through gritted teeth, his eyes looking around as he realized that the world around him was not as big as it should be.
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Accessibility Translations:
1. fuck
2. Did something just fucking censor you?
3. No! Shit! Fuck! Bloody fucking bastards!
4. fucks!
5. I’m going to
6. to
7. out of
8. nothing
9. over
10. fucking
11. have to
12. of
13. going
14. you
15. I would like to thank everyone for coming to this most joyous occasion and for the Borris family for their most gracious gift. But my Lady and I would like you all to meet the newest member of the royal family.
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purplerose244 · 4 years ago
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Thoughts journal for season 13!! 😎😎 (2/4)
Here we go with another four episodes! I'm enjoying myself A LOT and I do hope we will continue this way! I can't wait to know more about Rock Mom and who really is the Skull Sorcerer and ENOUGH LET'S GO TO THE EPISODES!!! 💕💕
Here we go!!
QUEEN OF THE MUNCE
For this one I already saw the Nya's knight suit already... and she was gorgeous... I mean she always is but COME ON 💙💙💙
These munce are too much 😂 They are kind of adorable in their stupidity really
Jay going full "we're never going to get out Imma get overly pessimistic because YES" is always a familiar sight, almost as him spazzing out during a difficult situation... that could still happen 🤷‍♀️
Good thing Nya gets the brain cell most of the time 👌
Of course while I'm waiting for the third part of Tales of Arcadia, something so similar to the Trollmarket comes my way 😂 Very nice thought, a bit dark. I hope it doesn't get in the way of seeing the good fighting scenes
Okay but THIS
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IS PLAIN CURSED, PLAIN BALD HEADS😱😱😱 Well I'm guessing Tommy doesn't have excuses anymore to become a LEGO character 😂
Well Murt, that was one breathtaking story, you should be a storyteller 👍
Ah, there we go, with the Jay and Nya and queen situation 😒 It's not that bad really, considering I thought it was going to be just a weak way to include Jay with just another triangle. It didn't last long so that's kinda fine, but it is annoying that Nya is pushed away. But overall better than I expected
Also it is nice the reminder that she is his yang 💙❤💙❤
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And they are still adorable 😂😂 I like that you can tell immediately here who's the strong one of the couple 😎😎
So there is a drawing of the Millie Gillie guy/gal on that wall, huh... was I in the wrong about that being Cole's mom? I thought they said she, but English is not my first language so I could be wrong 🤷‍♀️
Ninja Jay could be the new Kai Ninjago 😂
Aww, that part with the lightning and the crystals was so pretty 🤩🤩
And there we go with the confrontation 😛 I did snorted seeing Jay kinda offended at Nya not wanting to fight for him, but she is still super adorable saying that they belong 💕💕 Also Lloyd just being there trying to calm everyone down, le poor baby 😂😂
Yep, the fire instinct kicking in, Nya is the daughter of Ray after all 🤷‍♀️
AND SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS WITH THE ARMOR 🤩🤩
Oh, apparently the queen of munce can do spin dash 😱
Woooo, that preparation for the spinjitzu was so cool 🤩 And of course she kicked the HECK out of her, THAT'S MY GIRL!!!
And now she's the queen, great, more problems to come 😅 We'll see how this plays out, and I am kinda curious to see queen Nya at work ☺
Not my favorite episode, but still enjoyable, let's keep getting better and better!
So... WHERE IS MY FLAME BABE?!? ❤
TRIAL BY MINO
THERE HE IS 😍😍😍
I don't know if it's because it's a very obvious but convenient thing to do or I just love Kai THAT much, but I love when there's dark and he just lights up his hand. Idk, I just think it's neat 🙂
There're the Geckos! They are cute too 💜 Also chanting about the Millie Gillie guy, I'm still convinced that's just Cole's mom! Also I'm kinda guessing the Skull Sorcerer is the king of Shintaro. He is the most suspicious for now, we'll see how it goes 🤷‍♀️
Poor Kai got the awful thing in his mouth... AND HAIR!!! Look out sweetie, your beautiful chocolaty hair!! 😱
OMG ZANE CALLING OUT KAI ABOUT HIS BLABBERING AS HE DOESN'T HAS A SKELETON 😂😂 I laughed too much at it, I'm sorry Tin Can 😅
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Really like the crystal vibe 😍 This one is blue, the other was green, is there a reason?
I missed Kai and Zane together, I missed anyone with Zane in general! It's always a nice contrast and always amusing, especially if hotheadTM is involved 💕
So they throw rocks to show approval, I'm loving this society for some reasons 😂
Okay, vengestone is literally everywhere, there is no way all this stuff was not on purpose. It would make sense that a place studied to weaken an elemental master was meant for something more. Wooooo, ROCK MOM ROCK MOM 🖤🖤🖤
Awwww, I don't know why but them acknowledging the elemental masters is super satisfying 💜
Oh so Kai is not a king, he's a chancellor... and he didn't want to 😂😂 Vincent definitely had fun voicing this episode 👌
Okay, so there are three explorers involved? I'm guessing the muscular one in the trailer was one of them. I wonder what will be their part in the story 🤔
Poor Kai, his encouragement speeches used to be the key of convincing, here it's harder. Let's see how they will deal with this... also how Kai will react with queen Nya of the munce 😂
Pff, Zane throwing the rock of encouragement, that was so adorable 🤍
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I really missed these two ❤🤍❤🤍
THE SKULL SORCERER
Seriously, even talking to herself and thinking about the worst situations like Bluebell? If Cole and Vania do end up together, I'll still hold onto the fact that Rocky is into the loquatious type 😂😂
Okay, a sweet princess' paranoia towards a little white cute dragon named Chompy?
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One of the cutest thing ever seen 😍 Also I am a firm believer that everything improves if you put a dragon into it, another reason why I love Ninjago so much 🤍🤍🤍
Pff, seeing Vania talking about call then the cut on the black ninja makes me think about that one vine with the guy hanging with his phone saying "Yeah I'm okay mom, bye (phone down)... I AM NOT OKAY!!" 😂
SOLO MOMENT WITH COLE!!! Freaking yes, and it looks like the little tic of talking to himself when stressed from March of the Oni got stuck 🙃🙃
Lava punches back! Big bad bats!! Spiders!!... wait- AAAHHH 😱
Okay, forgive my skepticism when I doubt that a simple spider web could stop one of the strongest ninja of the team. We needed Vania to the rescue, alright, still sounds a little easy but eh watcha gonna do 🤷‍♀️
SHE HAS HER HAIR DOWN!!! SHE LOOKS STUNNING!!! Golden hair girl 💛💛
And Chompy is a big good boy 🤩
CALLED IT!!! CALLED IT FOR THE KING!!!... I mean it was kinda obvious 😅 Still, happy I thought about it before it actually happened. Although it's curious that the reveal happens now, halfway there, unlike in Prime Empire where it took almost all the season to build up the reveal. What's left for the finale?... ROCK MOM?!?!
There's a customer for all that vengestone? That... actually makes a lot of sense. Anyone who is against the ninja would want it really, and that only considering past villains. And if we think about possible elemental masters coming back, uuuhhh, I like where this is going!!
YOU CANNOT HURT A BABY DRAGON IN THIS SHOW AND NOT PAY I HOPE YOU GET THE WORST DEATH/DEFEAT OF ALL THE FRANCHISE 👿👿👿
Wait, so they don't naturally have wings? Oh, that's why she didn't have them in the trailer, I see 🤔
This is probably the only moment when I think they rushed a bit. Not too much, I iust feel like we haven't seen enough of Vania and her father to truly feel that decision moment as fundamental. Still cool, still intense, but kinda light. Anyway GO PRINCESS GO!!! 💕💕
THE REAL FALL
Oh Garmadon... that title... *flashbacks The Fall while realizing this is indeed Cole's season* NOT AGAIN 😱😱😱
I mean they are already falling so... uh, let's see how it goes
HE EVEN FRAMED CHOMPY HE MUST DIE SO HARD 😡👿😡👿
Okay the fall here is actually kind of hilarious 😂 Or is it because I love that Kirby gets to be on the center of the attention and he is giving his all? Idk, I love all the voice actors of the show really 🤷‍♀️
Hey, you people watching this
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Am I the only one getting emotional here?? 😢 ... just me, huh 😅 I mean come on, it's Cole and Wu! The first leader and the sensei! The used to be dad and his son Cole Jr.! I headcanon that Cole was the first to arrive at the monastery and this feels like the old times... EMOTIONAL PEOPLE
Lol, sensei taking the time to compliment Vania about her behavior, he's gonna adopt her when this is over 😂
I mean, you kinda faced worst yes, you fell into the Underworld on dragons you used to be afraid of, you fell from a ship with an anchor, you fell into a junk compactor that almost squashed you against your rival now best friend, you fell from SPACE towards THE EARTH, you fell from a ladder... THE LADDER COLE 😱😱😱 (this fangirl will never recover from that)
Aaaand a giant web. Of course. Classic Ninjago lack of luck right there 👈👈
Clutch Powers still lives 😂
Okay, seriously? She freaks out when things gets out of hand and talks about staying calm by making vocal exercises! Freaking, it might be me trying to find an excuse to think about Bruise, but they are making it a little too easy for me 🖤💙🖤💙
I am kinda loving her being so genuine, Idk, I really like Vania. She does her best 👍
Falling > Dying, life lessons by your master of Earth 😎 Wu sounds so done, they can never go anywhere without something crazy like this happening 🤣
Why is this so funny, the sequel of The Fall shouldn't be 😂 Meh, not complaining
That was one very mad Lapras
YES THANK YOU SENSEI!!! Finally he acknowledged it, Cole is literally surrounded by his element, OF COURSE he is crazy strong in here. I needed this scene, heck yeah, I love elemental powers 🖤
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Oh they must be the explorers... Merlin, Assassin's Creed and Conan the Barbarian 😅 So we hit rock bottom, literally apparently, and one of the spider's name is Adam... OKAY
So the real fall was in fact Cole falling asleep for the shock 😂 Lol if Cole and Vania really don't end up together, I can joke and say that in this season Cole has never fell harder 😉😉
This was very amusing, I liked this episode, I would rewatch it only for the comments 😂 I'm curious to see what else will happen, especially with these three now involved! Who are they?
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lostincomicbooks · 5 years ago
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Billy Kaplan
Did you see BILLY KAPLAN from MARVEL COMICS walking around Limbo? The MALE looks like TYLER YOUNG, and is NINETEEN years old. I’ve heard he can be FRIENDLY but also CYNICAL. When I think of them I think of MAGIC, SPACE, COMICS. They’ve been here WITH their memories as a TECH OPERATOR at LIMBO TIMES THEATRE for 3 MONTHS. I heard they’re still trying to figure out how they ended up in Limbo.
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Name: William Kaplan Nicknames: Billy, Bill, Bee, B, Asgardian, Wiccan, Demiurge, “That Twink from the Young Avengers”:
Age: 19
Gender: Male 
Identity: Secret identity
Orientation: Homosexual
Species: Homosuperior
Allegiance: Young avengers, New avengers (formerly), Magneto’s relatives, Maximoff family. MBTI: INFP (Introvert Intuitive Feeling Perceiving)
Powers: Reality warping, Chaos Magic. 
Backstory
“See, I'm the child of a witch and an android. I'm their wish come true. Bigger than magic, living information, retro-reincarnated in human form. Now, my brother? He'd give you a physical fight. He'd warp time and space to punch you fifty times a second. But when I warp time and space... I use my words. And I say I'm a bigger deal in this reality than you are. Now sit tight, you little pest... While we clean up the mess you made..”  The soul twin brother of Tommy Shepherd, and soul child of Wanda and the Vision. His soul transferred into the body of Billy Kaplan, an already living, then 16-year old son of Rebecca and Jeff Kaplan, and brother of two younger brothers. He didn’t find out about his powers until he confronted his long term high school bully, John Kesler. During this, Billy almost killed him. He worked for the Avengers since he was 16, during that time he was engaged to his, then boyfriend, Teddy Altman. "I've never really had a problem with being different from other people. It's other people who have the problem with me."As said before, Billy was bullied through high school because of his fanboyness and for his, apparent obvious homosexuality. He usually did nothing to stop these bullies, until he met the Scarlet witch out the front of the avengers mansion, who healed his wounds and gave him some advice, however this contributed to the emergence of his powers, coming out as eletrokinesis. "This is not super hero behavior" With these new found powers, Billy had been asked to join Iron lad’s Young avengers, as he had been listed in Visions Avengers Fail-Safe Program. Being the fan boy he is and with his powerset of Electric Manipulation, he decided to take after the avenger, Thor. Taking up the position of Asgardian. This was short lived as his team mates suggested the name of Wiccan after Iron lad had left them and though, Captain america had warned them against continuing their superhero behaviour and putting people in danger. And they obviously did not listen. During his time, Billy had met Hulkling or Teddy Altman who soon became his boyfriend. The young avengers kept up their superhero activities and met up often. Before one of these meetings, Billy had attempted to tell his parents he was a superhero, however his parents had interpreted this as Billy coming out to them. Fortunately they were very happy for him and approving of his boyfriend. Remaining unaware of the boys superhero status, did not last long as the Super Skull blew up their house in order to kidnap Teddy. This ended in the death of Teddy’s mother and outed the boys as superheroes and the dangers of this. Teddy disappeared from the house, prompting the young avengers to attempt to resume him. Using the Avengers Fail-Safe program lead them to a superpowered juvenile detention facility where he met his reincarnated brother, Tommy Shepherd. His teammate, Cassie Lang had pointed out that they could have been twins. They rescued Teddy and discovered he and Tommy’s possible connections to the Scarlet Witch. “Now, would anyone other than the team sociopath care to weigh in?" He and the other young avengers had been arrested during the Civil War, he was forced to teleport the entire prisoner bus to safety. He met the runaways during the events of the civil war, attempting to help them, only ending up in a fight. Moments after the fight had ended, the two groups were attacked by a hypnotised Marvel Boy. BIlly was captured along with Hulkling, becoming prisoners of the Warden and was forced to watch his boyfriend be cut open for the Wardens sadistic pleasure, while he was cut off from hearing himself and unable to perform his spells as a downside. Forced to listen to the sick dialogue of the Warden. Once freed by Xavin of the runaways, Teddy had to stop Billy from killing the Warden“Gee, let me check my super hero manual. Oh, wait, it’s in my other tights”After this, Billy and the rest of the young avengers returned back to Cap’s team in the Civil war. He and Cloak were one of the first to go down, as Spider man and Iron man wanted to knock out the two heroes with Teleportation powers. Billy was captured and kept in Prison 42, but was later freed in the raid lead by Captain America. Billy decided to search for his possible past incarnations mother, Wanda, first going with Tommy to search Genosha and Wundagore and then the former home of the Scarlet witch but found nothing leading towards her whereabouts. Wiccan saved his boyfriend from being execution and rescued him from the Skrulls during secret invasion. "Okay, this completely violates Growing Man continuity." During a battle with the Son of the Serpent’s, Wiccan had an emotionally-driven power overload after his boyfriend’s life had been threatened. This power overload had disarmed a nuclear bomb and knocked out the remaining 20 members of the Sons of the Serpent. Due to this the avengers decided to keep him under supervision with Hulkling in a prison cell. Speed broke them out only minutes after they arrived. Magneto had come to meet the boys, resulting in a battle with the Young Avengers and Magento against the Avengers, saved only by Billy teleporting them away. They met Quicksilver and found out the Wanda he thought was his sister was nothing but a doombot. Billy snuck off on his own to Latveria. "Please don't worry. It's not like I'm planning to invade Latveria, confront Dr. Doom, and rescue the Scarlet Witch tonight. At least that's not the plan." There he found an amnesiac Wanda, who was engaged to Doctor Doom. Doom knew Billy was there and promptly stripped him of his powers and kept him hostage. The other young avengers, Magneto and Quicksilver attempted to rescue him but where kept up by the Avengers. Wanda rescued billy, trying to figure out her past, but they were met with the battle. Right before Logan could kill Billy, Iron lad came back to protect Billy. Iron lad took Wanda and the Young avengers to the past, meeting the Jack of hearts. This made Wanda start to remember who she was and her powers returned to her. With these powers back, she pulled the Young avengers, herself and Scott Lang to the present. Then, finally confirming that Wiccan and Speed were her sons. This lead them back too Doom's castle and Billy regaining his powers. The three magic uses intended to perform a ritual to undo the effects of M-Day, however interrupted by Patriot, left Doctor Doom with Wanda’s powers. “But you show up anyway. You don’t give up. You never ever give up.”Doom had plans to turn the world into a utopia that he ruled. The X-men, Avengers, and Young Avengers worked together to defeat him, and unfortunately losing Cassie during the fight. Doom lost his powers as he overloaded them. Iron lad tried to take Cassie into the future to save her life but Vision refuse to allow hiom, resulting in his destruction. Wiccan tried to stop Iron lad from leaving but Nate left, back into the time stream. After this Billy fell into a deep depression, the young avengers disbanded. Billy stayed in his room for seemily months until hulkling pulled him out of it with a proposal. Captain America called them to the Avengers mansion not long after, and officially made the young avengers official avengers. “Are we about to make out in Avengers Headquarters?” After a while in retirement, Billy had attempted to bring Teddy’s mother back to life, however he brought Mother into their world. Mother was an International Parasite. This was due to Loki’s influence, however, they did not know of this and decided to team up with Loki. Loki’s plan was to control Billy and use him once he reached his destined opimentence as the Demiurge. The couple, followed Loki and escaped Mother for the time being. Soon American Chavez, Kate and Noh-Varr joined them. As their deceased parents joined mother and started to attack them. Wiccan had been coerced into giving Loki his power temporarily, but God had just ran off with his powers, leaving him powerless. (Suicide TW START) Thanks to Loki pointing out that if Billy died, the curse would be lifted, Wiccan attempted to end his own life, only for Loki to stop him just in time. (Suicide TW END) Loki used Billy’s powers to boost the Young avengers abilities and returned them to Billy. They escaped mother and her army, and were told to stay away from any place their parents could be or were they had died. They decided to stick together and travel the universe.”I definitely need a new code name.”Loki trained Billy through the next few months, preparing him to fight against mother, wanting to regain their trust. Prodigy soon joined their team, informing them of Speed’s kidnapping. The young avengers accidently entered mothers dimension and were chased through it. Accidently leaving Prodigy and Hulkling behind. Which lead to Prodigy kissing Hulkling and that made Wiccan Big Mad >:( Finding Alternative, evil versions of themselves to distract mother with they escaped. Not long after, Hulkling left the team. Needing to figure out if he loved Billy or if it was a result of his magic, however during this time, Hulkling was tricked to return to New York and was threatened by Mother, threatening to release the evil young Avengers onto the world. ”Yeah, I’m quoting Project Runway” Meanwhile, Billy was still not strong enough to end Mother’s curse. Loki suggested that he would be able to if he was older. Though hesitant, Billy eventually aged Loki up into a Young adult. Loki’s plan did not work and had to revert to the second plan. Making Billy the Demiurge. Other teenage superheroes were called in to fight the evil young avengers so the Young Avengers could fight off Mother. Billy couldn’t tap into the Demiurge’s power, however once Teddy was able to comfort and repair they relationship, Billy met his full potential. Destroying Mother. ”I’m… Erm… I’m with someone! And gay! Did I not Indicate that?! very, very gay!” Billy and Teddy joined the New Avengers. Combining his powers with his other teammates the team managed to save Paris. Returning to Avengers Island, aliens kidnapped him and Hulkling. These aliens wanted to see if Hulkling was the chosen one and gained the Excelsior sword. The couple were taken to the aliens home, where Billy was possessed by an evil wizard named Moridun. The new avengers and the aliens tried to defeat Moridun, and seemingly did, not knowing that Wiccan has been possessed. BIlly decided to change his Code name to Demiurge, while Moridun began to infect his mind. ”Is that your way of asking if i’m single? Cause you’re really not my type.” Cut to the future, where the Demiurge had been killed from the inside out and had taken over his body. The future avengers decided to go back in time to stop the Demiurge before it got worse. King Hulk, aka Future Hulkling tried to convince present Hulkling to kill Demiurge. However Hulkling managed to get through to Billy and allowed him to defeat the evil wizard. Causing the future to change, to a more peaceful one. Billy, Teddy and Squirrel girl were kicked out of the new avengers as they opposed a decision made by aim to rescue and Shelter Rick Jones. The three remained together and soon recruited Hawkeye (Clint Barton), and helped to fight the Celestial Destructor along with the Scarlet Witch and Doctor Strange. Soon they were requested to help AIM once again, freeing one of their agents.  “Doctor Doom knows who I am.” Billy and Teddy were lead to an empty apartment by Sunspot, only for the apartment to be given to them as a gift. They disbanded the New avengers to focus on their own lives.
Power sets
Powerset, Based off comics.Note: All Powers become irrelevant if Billy can not hear himself, or he is using his magic against Mother and her army. And are not as effective against stronger opponents, especially magically ones
Lightning [Young Avengers 1-1] Shoots bolts of electricity at target. Flight [Young Avengers 1-1] Magic forms in his hands to help him levitate/fly Tech disabling [Young Avengers 1-3] Magic blasts that can temporarily disable the functions of electronics/robots.  Energy disabling [Young Avengers 1-5] Magic blasts that can temporarily disable the functions of energy fields/force fields. Stop Spell [Young Avengers 1-5] Meant to stop the actions of an opponent. Memory Alteration [Young Avengers 1-6] Remove selective memories of a target. Levitation [Young Avengers 1-6] Object/person/self levitation, self-explanatory. Transportation Disc [Young Avengers 1-6] A magic disc is created to allow for the carrying of multiple people. Location Spell [Young Avengers 1-7] Magic is used to locate a target, location, or object. Bubble Shield [Young Avengers 1-7] Magic is used to create a protective bubble/shield around a target. Energy Burst [Young avengers 1-7] Energy bursts from the body, mostly hands. Teleportation (Small) [Young Avengers 1-8] One person teleported a short distance. Teleportation (Medium) [Civil War #2] Teleport a group of people (and/or a large object) a great distance. Teleportation (Large) [Children’s Crusade #2] Teleporting a large group of people a great distance. Sleep spell (small) [Young Avengers 1-8] A target is knocked unconscious/put to sleep for a while. Sleep spell (Large) [Children's crusade #1] Knocking out a large group of people with a spell. Only able to do it under great emotional stress. Object enchantment [Young avengers 1-9] Physical attributes of an object are enhanced and enchanted somehow. Force Field [Young avengers 1-9] Magic is used to create a protective energy field. Clothes Swapping [Young Avengers 1-10] Magic is used to a) create a disguise, or b) switch between costume and civilian wear. Healing [Young avengers 1-11] Magic is used to heal injuries. Will not work on himself. Object manifestation [Young Avengers 1-12] Magic is used to create an object out of nothing. Dual casting (small)[ Young Avengers Presents #1] Casting two spells at the same time. Dual casting (Large) [Children's Crusade #1] Casting two spells at the same time and affecting a large group/area. Somewhat uncontrolled and emotionally driven. Protection spell [Young Avengers Presents #3] A spell cast to counter a negative enchantment. Summoning (object) [Young avengers Presents #3] An item is summoned from god-knows-where. Size spell [Young Avengers Presents #5] Magic is used to change the size of target. Invisibility [Young Avengers Presents #6] Billy turns himself invisible until he dismisses the spell or lacks the stamina to keep it up. Illusion [Dark Reign#4] A full-body disguise is created as long as Billy can keep up the spell. Binding spell [Dark Reign #5] A target is tied, bound, or otherwise restrained. Attack Redirect [We Are The Avengers] Redirects attacks away from a person or object. Flight Transfer [Children’s Crusade #1] Grants temporary flight ability to another person. Object Transformation [Children's Crusade #1] Billy's surroundings are changed and manipulated to suit his whims. Group disguise [Children's Crusade  #2] Changing the appearance of a large group at the same time. Safeguard [Children's Crusade #7] Magic is used to counter/control/restrain other magic. Nexus Portal [Children's Crusade  #8] Magic is used to help open a nexus portal to the life force. Basically irrelevant without the Scarlet Witch. Reverse Teleport [Mighty avengers #28] Summons another person to Billy's location. (He was able to pull Loki directly from Asgard; distance isn't an issue.) Flash [Mighty Avengers #29] A flash of light is used to blind a target. Reverse Disguise [Mighty Avengers #29] Magic is used to dispel a disguise and reveal a target's true form. Object Manipulation [Young Avengers 1-3] Magic is used to make an object disappear into nothing Power Transfer [Young Avengers 2-4] Temporarily able to give his powers to another person. Water Manipulation [Secret Invasion #3] Manipulation of water to attack or defend himself and others. Energy Blasts [Young Avengers 2-3] Blasts of Energy are released from his hands. Energy Wave (Forward) [Young avengers 2-5] Destroying a large group of targets with a wave of energy. Demiurge [Young Avengers 2-13] It’s kinda like a “Super Sayain” form, making him extremely powerful, so much so he was able to come out of the comic itself and warp events, realty at whim, with no real effort. Erase [Young avengers 2-13] By tapping into his “Demiurge” powers he is able to erase the interdenominational parasite “Mother” from existence
Headcanons
Billy’s ears are a no-touch zone after the warden. He did get a piercing at one stage to combat this, which ultimately failed to help, and probably made it worse.If Billy can’t speak or hear himself it makes him really anxious Billy’s gay awakening was Captain America. He has never told Cap this and never will. Billy loves musical theatre, he saves up for months go to a show. He really likes Rent, Wicked, Heathers, My Fair Lady, Les Miserables, Fiddler on the Roof, Avenue Q, Into the Woods, Miss Saigon, Mary Poppins, Evita, Annie Get Your Gun, and The Producers.  He has a collection of superhero stuff, and he constantly has to hide them whenever people come over, especially other superheroes He doesn’t eat pork. His family are part of Reform Judaism, and even though he’s not extremely religious (he said he was a Lapsed Jew) he still just chooses not to eat pork. Billy's birthday is February 9th. (He’s an Aquarius, if you’re curious.)All his clothes are geeky and nerdy and mostly graphic tees, his friends always tell him he has a terrible fashion sense. Billy will get iced tea whenever it’s available, especially raspberry or mango flavour. He is quite flexible, which, according to him helps with his magic. Billy has a lot of nightmares, done about Scarlet Witch, Mephisto, the war, what happened in the Cube, and his imprisonment. Billy watches a lot of Crime Shows, Musicals, and his weekly dose of the sound of music.
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gaiatheorist · 5 years ago
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‘Daddy Issues.’
Now, I’d always associated ‘Daddy Issues’ with approval-seeking behaviour, and projecting a desire for protection, but, during the recent therapy sessions, I did catch myself muttering ‘Thanks, Dad’ in relation to some of my behaviour patterns and coping mechanisms. Much like many of the screws in flat-pack furniture, my need-to-please is rattling around at the back of a drawer somewhere, that’ll be another reason I’m not particularly stable, my skewed coping mechanisms are the human equivalent of that cupboard door, where there’s a knack to opening and closing it.
I’d sent my Dad a message, about the Autism diagnosis, my family dynamic is odd, and my tangential risk-avoidance mechanism kicked in. I’d already messaged my Mum, then it dawned on me that my brother has contact with both of our parents. It was possible, but not particularly probable that my mother might mention the diagnosis to my brother, who might mention it to my father. Unacceptable risk of Dad turning up unannounced to check I hadn’t put my trousers on my head, or taken to swallowing live goldfish. I sent a very detailed message to Dad, and then a short-and-to-the-point message to my brother. ‘Heads up, Dad might ask you to check on me.’
I’d sort of anticipated a laborious hunt-and-peck reply from Dad, you know the ones, where the electronic ellipsis is on the screen for ages, so you expect War And Peace, but end up with ‘OK’, or that damned ‘thumb’ on Facebook. Nope, at some point between two and three yesterday afternoon, my Dad knocked on my door. He’s only known where I live for two out of the last twenty years. Less than ideal, the house is in that particular ‘Oh, Gods, did they take much?’ state, with my son back from uni. We have two of everything, because I set him up for everything, two sets of cutlery, two sets of crockery, two coffee presses, two pestle and mortars, you get the idea. I probably looked like I’d try to fight off the imaginary burglars, and that I might have been eating my dinner at the time, my top-jumper has dropped food, and all manner of dubious ‘matter’ on it, and I was in leggings and fake Ugg boots. Classy. 
“Right, I saw your message. What’s all this about? I didn’t read all of it.”
Hmm, if he’d read all of it, he’d know what it was about. People function in different ways. I have a tendency to type all salient points into a text-message, quite frequently with ‘Information only, no action required’, hit ‘send’ and it’s done. I’m a cow for ‘as per my previous’.  
“Come in, Dad.” (Mad panic, shifting my son’s disgusting desk, so Dad could sit down.)
“I will, just a minute.” (Dad goes back to his car, which is on the road at the end of my empty drive.) “I brought you these, a sort of early Christmas present.” ‘These’ were gin, my Dad can be the very worst Tommy-top-it,self-aggrandising, delusions of grandeur type, but, hey, free gin.
I explained the process that had led to the diagnosis, how I’d always found some ‘normal’ things incredibly difficult, but thought it was just me being useless, as everyone else seemed to cope, when I just wanted to hide behind the curtains. I elaborated, about how much conscious-cognitive effort that had taken, and that the brain injuries massively diminished my ability to filter/screen/mask. I was a little barbed with him when I mentioned that high-functioning females with ASD are often missed, because we’re conditioned differently, small, polite, quiet, ‘good girl’ material. It gets tricky here, because I remember being shouted at, and clouted for ‘having a long face’, and not ‘joining in’. I explained that I’d always found those things exceptionally difficult, and now, with the brain injuries, I wasn’t able to suppress the sensory overload. (See, I’m not ‘just’ being an arse when I decline invitations to family gatherings and such.)
Last year, or possibly the year before, I had a no-holds-barred conversation with  my Mother. We agreed that, with hindsight, we’d both made some dubious judgements, but that we couldn’t go back and change anything. I don’t physically look like either of my parents, but I AM similar in some behaviour-patterns and psychological aspects. The ‘keep going’ pit-pony element is from my mother, I used to run at everything full-tilt, now, I’m more of the tenacious water-on-a-rock. Princess-wing-it is entirely my father, he’s a chancer, and a grifter, lobbing himself head-first into things, without planning how to get out. Perfect storm, I have my father’s bravado, and my mother’s resilience. Both parents have acknowledged that they married too young, and didn’t have a clue what they were doing. In response to me making the same disclosure first. I ‘played house’ for a decade, then the metaphorical rot set in. Relentless, like my mother, and headstrong, like my father, I ‘kept trying’, to show everyone who said my marriage wouldn’t last that I was right, and they were wrong. There was an amusing incident with dad yesterday, where I word-slipped, the word I couldn’t remember was ‘rehabilitation’, I bumbled around the edged of it, recovery, repair, re-adjustment, dad couldn’t find the word, either. 
“That happens a lot, Dad, my mind knows the word, my brain can’t find it, and my mouth throws out the next-best-fit word, and hopes for the best.”
“Well, yes, I understand what you’re saying, and I know I get it wrong sometimes. Actually, no, I don’t.”
We spoke over each other, he said he was last-wrong in 1968, and I said I was wrong in 1983. Little-Miss-Can’t-Be-Wrong. 
I was their pancake-baby. You know how it goes, you make the batter, heat the pan, take one of the connectors off the battery in the smoke alarm, and make a start. It is a truth universally acknowledged that the first pancake is always shit, it’s the dog-pancake, it either burns because the pan is too hot, or soaks up oil like a disgusting gluten-sponge. Subsequent pancakes improve in quality, and, just as you’ve absolutely cracked it, you run out of batter. I was the dog-pancake, and my half-sister, 6ft tall, with a Masters Degree from Oxford, AND conventionally gorgeous was the last pancake from the batch, the perfect pancake. She’s about 24, world at her feet, considering continuing her studies with a doctorate. I have 10 GCSEs, and 4 A-levels, I am the bad pancake. 
I don’t have Daddy Issues in terms of seeking approval or affirmation from others. I don’t have Daddy Issues in terms of looking for a protector, I can catch my own spiders, and change my own light-bulbs and fuses. My Daddy Issues, like most things about me, are slightly skewed. As much as I was conditioned-female, as much as I spent most of my formative years being ‘nice’ and ‘quiet’, and ‘good’, because I was terrified of what would happen if I stepped out of line, I’m not scared of him any more, and I’d rather be productive than ‘nice.’ He’s 68, and he’s frail. I’m as tall as him, as age has taken its toll, I’m heavier than him by 2st, he’s not a physical threat to me, and I severed all emotional ties decades ago. He can’t intellectually intimidate me, because his ‘specialist subject’ is rabbits and chickens, and I have neither, that knowledge is not relevant to me. (I did have chickens, he rambled through an anecdote of one of the well-to-do-Oxford-parents seeking him out, to pose poultry predicaments. I imagine he was sought out as a novelty, he’s an odd looking object. The ‘very posh’ lady had sought him out, he rambled on a bit, before getting to the point, she’d bought eggs to hatch on eBay. “Really, that would never be my first choice, Dad.” “Precisely my point.” “You’d have no idea of the lineage, even if they did hatch, and survive the first 14 weeks, they’d likely keel over and die as soon as they reached adulthood.” He went a bit quiet, and then started telling me how my half-sister ‘worked the computer’ while my step-mother performed veterinary surgery.)
That man caused me physical, emotional, and psychological damage that I live with to this day. I was never-enough, and when I was-enough, I was a try-hard, doomed to fail when my incompetence was uncovered. He told me I was ugly, stupid, useless, but I don’t believe that any more. I don’t ‘need’ my Dad, I don’t want to ‘be’ my Dad, much less marry him. I spent far too many years trying to ‘beat’ him, but all that did was exacerbate the self-doubt he’d instilled in me.
He came from a different time, for all his personal issues, he tried, he had better results from his younger daughter than he did with me, there’s almost 20 years between the two of us. Not ‘better’ results, different ones. She’s amazing because she was a late, very-much-wanted child, with a stable mother, and a father who was at a different point in his life. I wish them all well, but I’m not part of their lives. Unless they’re bringing me gin.    
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the-firebird69 · 3 years ago
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Dan and Trump are well known for being the idiots who are doing the covid-19 and it started it it was during their administration and their perpetuating it they're the ones who are constant in the first place it came from Australia they said no but that's what they're doing it is playing and that's where it started the fires and spiders we can people's immune systems and then they said it started in China right now we're going after covid centers and covid pharmaceutical factories making all sorts of medicines somehow Ken might be blamed a little bit so his son dressed up as Tommy goes after him as the Marshall and all the way to Trump who's trying to sell a drug it's involved with covid-19 and Dan gets in trouble again for a perpetuating the investigation. Tommy Lee Jones is Tommy f off and on no probably have this around Tommy f is around but this guy takes this character over. There's a huge reason for us not to settle out of court and we just saw it we sell it on court we have to take everybody out and tries to stop the thing a lot faster and Trace all of them down in other words just wipe the whole area out of these idiots that's what we're going to do from now on so stop trying to start to stop the check right away it's a matter of fact it's going to have the courts do it to get involved with Mac and we have to get him approve and stuff he says yes right now we're just out there nailing them good
These pharmaceutical companies are huge okay they're gigantic and as business goes it's much larger than anything else and we're going to help now here but we're taking over these pharmaceutical companies and we're listening them now anyone who wants to service please sign on it's almost devastated us our son went through and he's fighting it the whole time the poor guy is such a fighter that he won't give up and he won't stop and he's helping us immensely and feel bad about using services but it keeps him alive he says and everyone else does and I do too this is the pain in the ass cuz he keeps on requesting stuff and we can't get it to him because he's jerks
Pfizer pharmaceutical we're at them and we're grabbing their factories and we're going after covid stuff first
Gentech we're taking huge factories now gigantic ones let them get drawn into it we're going to take it all
Johnson & Johnson it's a huge Trump company we're taking all the covid stuff and a few other things it's related to it and basically devoted half of his factories to it so he's a fool too and we ripped it all out and we're taking it huge huge lots of it giant sections of the population see the idiots in their infight for what it's worth not worth being near them
These factories are attracting three to four quadrillion an hour of trump and Dan and bja who's in that business too all of them are dying by the end of the day it'll be 50 to 100 quadrillion each location a major factories they have them all piled up and bunched in together and that is a huge number they're actually going to be gone pretty soon all their bunkers are going to get ripped out cuz we're pulling them out much faster we have about four to five of the Australia size and seven that are bigger and we rip out 1 to 200 a whack and they're done in 10 minutes they can't stop us now
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the-firebird69 · 3 years ago
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We're racing around and doing things like Brian does no we are telling him to go to hell he's a dead man he's going to die tomorrow cuz yeah he goes up to the starkiller tries to hit stuff including Port Charlotte our friend here shows up and us you can see him in the window and tells him to go screw climbs in changes it it's a whole bunch of death stars lives it on Corky cookie jumps off the ledge he's not even in the control room he is responsible for it because people assume that he changed the targeting from the ground now everything's already in writing people can see what happens to him and his crew of skeletons except for Jenna and Lily some really duck. And for the war he's not a pervert and he can't stand you too but your men keep on pushing you to be way past it so much so that nobody desires you and then they don't cuz they've got cloning and they stick in your face every minute being serve a bunch of idiotic assholes you shouldn't be near anything like that hardware yeah it's over there in Oregon by the way and they're ruined it for an important reason we don't want you near us get away from us take your gimp and f****** get out of here or fry
We see tons of you dying
Gigantic droves of your people. And the look on your face and what you sound like cuz you could care less you just sit there harassing our son for a pack of peanuts or something and we kill you because we don't want you doing it and we don't care what it's for they wanted to come homeless or hospital-bound and homeless and all this other s*** coming out of your mouth because you think you get stuff like harassing him we're going to prove you wrong tomorrow he knows what's going to happen Brian will be dead finally and The mask happened years ago many years ago it says it didn't it's just not him Spider-Man approved it I'm tired of him going after the mall because he has to copy mack.
The ships go up you go up on them all you do I need to go up there cuz if it is he went over there once already and nothing happens gonna do it again. This time we don't want to make it no someone on your side since it's putting a hit on me cuz you can't stop the smell it would have been perfect had he not said that wouldn't it tell me if seriously dude that's kind of like a deception if you have let it go but you didn't as the a****** more like ran you around me do I read push you up until it everyday tons of people hate them how many huge race tonight since gigantic beerathon cuz you don't do anything except die tommy f it's gross. And with the beers on we're offering huge prices the birathon race which is a cartmon race, huge prices that are tangible houses and boats and trailers have the houses come with a lot in the housing community or onesy twosey your choice. And a lot of you want to get in the race and get up front by being nice for a few minutes that's fine tells me to do that some of these people do that that's what we were anticipating instead all of you want to be Stonewall Jackson you understand what you're saying Stonewall Mr Jackson. And I mean Mr darkman over here are some Zeus and Garth. And a chastise them because it doesn't take any effort at all the Stonewall cars it's like saying go over there and knock over that stupid rack of chips big deal okay you're mean to him he's developmentally disabled you give him jobs to do because he's stuck with you like when that guy gets shot in the foot and that ass wipe Trump went after him again no yes I went after Trump he's stuck driving probably didn't even know what he was doing you know go right here go over here turn left here and Josh was driving the car for some time now so why would you do that cuz you need someone to do to be a driver well seriously. But it's all Idiit a****** stuff you're going to like shooting each. You shooting each other all the time it's cuz Max are having you but really the point of this conversation
HUGE BEERATHON STARTING FROM EACH STARTING POINT AND HERE IN FLORIDA ALL POINTS LEAD TO ONLY A FEW HOLES ONE AT THE MOUTH AND PUNTA GO TO HARBOR TO AT THE CHIN OF GODZILLA THREE AT THE MOUTH IN FORT MYERS OF THE OTHER GODZILLA WHICH YOU CAN TRY AND MAKE HUGE TO TRY AND GET THEM TO WASHINGTON DC AND TO THE WOMB AND TO THE FAKE WHOMB IN TAMPA
That nobody in our side wants to see him captured but you guys are very lackluster so I'm going to list what would give it out
To brand new beautiful homes and they're matching you can have them next to each other in a neighborhood or just or next to each other Wednesday Tuesday or not next to each other at all they're your homes to do what you want with one for you one for your wife or just two for you each of them would be 5,000 square feet together it's 10,000 square feet their modern homes they're beautiful they've got all the modern two dads in them and all the expensive appliances they come fully furnished and with wardrobes for your specifications if you let all gangster clothing it's all gangster clothing inside of the garage and they're each have a four car garage is one Ferrari one Lamborghini One Porsche and one really does it up pickup truck whatever you call that pickup truck it's a Escalade all of them are our brands we make replicas of the Ferrari Lamborghini Porsche and we make the Escalade actually in the actual Escalade factory and it's fully loaded and you can turn the chairs around and have a party and do all those sorts of stuff and it comes with accessories you can put a cap on it we'll throw that in there too which makes it into a full size SUV more or less and it comes with all the accessories the house would and 10 bikes of all different kinds and that's the grand prize and it's worth about 50 million dollars in your money
Second prize is one house with all of the same trimmings that goes into each of the houses and yes it's fully warrantied guaranteed and it has a lifetime on both and we pay your insurance for 10 years and your property taxes for 10 years that's why it's so much money now but that's what we do too
Second place prise is a smaller house about 3,800 square feet, pretty much all the same trimmings but your choice of car and truck and boat oh yes there's a boat that goes with the grand prize a 40 ft cruiser or yacht or sailboat same size boat for this price
Third prise for 2500 ft house which is 500 ft more or if it says more than that 6 or 700 more than the house said he was in the North Port with all the trimmings
And fourth prize is a regular house in about 1800 ft same trimmings or less this less
Fifth would be about 1,200 ft
Sixth would be about 800
7th 7th place would be about 500
8th place 300 a tiny house he calls the Teeny
All permitted all with her c of o all are fully approved communities if within one all of them have proper insurance they're paid for and all of them have everything signed and named and given to you in a deed and titles across the board
The anticipate building them here and we have tons of prizes that people won for places here and they're trying to get it put in and we can't seem to build neighborhoods no we have a couple in and we have about half the prices given out awarded already and we sent cars and trucks and boats already and motorcycles and people have a lot of it I went through and they pick all the stuff for the house and it took only a month for half of them to get built and they're about 10 million of them and in Florida and 5 million are built you can ask around
Other prizes are as follows 10 motorcycles of multiple kinds
Five dirt bikes and a family from small to large
10 hard knock kicker 5150 bikes and from the local factory
They were hanging out millions and millions of these prizes grand prize last night there were probably 50 million of them and we handed all of them out and we're planning on building them here in Florida and we need land if anybody wants to sell land and we need to help we need actual help getting permits and things like that so the more that we reward an award the more chance that we'll get them in because a lot of people are bothering them to let them permanent
No your bosses are giving us a hard time about every single aspect of our son's life he wants to go to the restroom and some fight let's do this it's a fight and go so cheap it hurts and on more lock and the max to help us build these places we're going to take them from you cuz you can't hold onto them your own people take them from you. We rip them from you for your insolence saying you're going to be in our house and all that stuff it's a great deal cuz you can't shut your mouth for the price of nothing
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