#Today was a little loud

[that1notetaker]

An overwhelmed turtle.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

I'd like to congratulate you on getting your CPR certification.

Now remember, when you’re going in for compressions, it should sound like somebody is standing behind you with the worlds largest Dorito and cracking it open!

Go in firm and hard and snap as many ribs as you can on the way down, that means you’re doing it right.

You save that life. Good luck.

Or... Or... Or kill them, I don’t fucking care.

Audio source

[icewindandboringhorror]

I know this is just a silly bad quality random screencap of a screencap that I found on facebook lol, BUT it's a succinct enough image to easily describe the concept in a quick/accessible way hopefully :

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(and of course, feel free to elaborate in tags, etc.! (especially elaborating about other senses as well.. can you "hear" in your mind just as well as you can "see"? taste? etc.) It's an interesting topic to me, as someone who's like a 4.5 at MOST lol. I'm curious what option will be the most common :0c )

[myokk]

1930s AU continued💓💓

[marzipanandminutiae]

I really, REALLY feel you on the impossibility of trying to find a lesbian in the Boston area who wants kids! You're not the only one frustrated out here. Sometimes I wonder if there is something about the Somerville/Cambridge area that attracts childfree ladies specifically. (Maybe the rent?) But are there more lesbians who want kids elsewhere or is it just a rare type of person?

It really is like that, yeah. I don’t know if it’s different elsewhere – I do know many fewer people are having kids than in previous generations, but I think that’s actually a positive thing since it can mostly be chalked up to less societal pressure to do so (which in turn prevents people who really shouldn’t have children from having children, at least some of the time). Obviously economic roadblocks are also a factor; that’s why I’ve told many friends and family members that if I die childless, to know that it was capitalism‘s fault and not what I wanted. But I Do think there’s a lot more freedom to choose that path now, and it’s a net positive.

… just not from your or my dating perspective

[itspileofgoodthings]

my seniors have been so quiet all year and it’s been fine cause we’ve had a lot of writing/research to do but I need them to talk to me now so i was hit by a bolt of inspiration two days ago and I made them all tell me their comfort level with sharing aloud, rating themselves on a scale of 1-10. I then averaged the class score and they’re a 4.5. I then told them yesterday we needed to raise the score the tiniest bit. And the 1’s and 2’s didn’t need to be 10’s just maybe 3’s and 4’s. And they tried! They talked more 😭

[whitehartlane]

from tottenham to tokyo, this club means something to so many people 🤍

[9otham]

this is probably silly but it makes me happy people are interested in vicente. he's one of my favorite ocs i've made and i adore writing him sm

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Monaco Grand Prix - Qualifying - Fernando Alonso(ft. Max Verstappen & Charles Leclerc)

[grabby-smitten]

On a different note…

I can’t continue the main story because Rafayel’s slutty little waist keeps interrupting my concentration. JAIL FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY!

[alienaiver]

ive been doing the most this past week and im so sneepy

[dreaminofu]

BIG DAY TODAY FOR ME AND I JUST WANT TO SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS ❤️

[science-lings]

When Trucy moves out to go on tour and be an Adult I think that Phoenix would be so lonely which is his least favorite thing to be, and the best way to fix that is for him to adopt the meanest most fucked up asshole cat who becomes his best friend within a month. We already know it’s a big part of his personality to be like ‘I can fix them’ whenever he sees someone who needs help and gets a little depressed when he has to be alone.

He can’t stand the silence of an empty apartment so what better way to fix it than with a creature who will yell at him for the fun of it while eventually fulfilling his physical affection requirements after a long day of having a Normal job. He’s at his best when he has someone to take care of so what better than a ratty little kibby who needs to learn the power of love.

[k-issclub]

ik it’s kind of a hardcore blog, but i am still a person & talking to me like this isn’t okay😥 i blocked them after i said no, so they won’t bother me again but like PLEASE be aware that im actually human & should be treated & talked to like 1😥❤️

[catfuyus]

18 DEC. TRAVELING FOR VACATION | JULIAN

ft. sanjiro (mikey x sabrina) for @tartagliove’s twelve days of shipmas ♡ we’re running off to a small town for christmas vibes this week, but don’t worry, we’ll be back before christmas !

“Wanna go to Julian for a few days?” you ask mikey from where he sits on the couch, your legs draped across him as usual.

“Julian? What’re we gonna do there?”

“I don’t know….” you set your phone down and play with the sleeves of mikey’s shirt, “we could rent a cabin, get snowed in like last time,” you giggle.

he sets his phone down and turns his full attention to you, a small smile softening his face as you reach up to cup his cheek in your hand. “I liked last time,” he hums.

“good,” you giggle as mikey leans into your touch, “just for a few days, just the two of us, and if we’re lucky maybe even see a little snow.”

mikey closes his eyes and kisses the palm of your hand, “I always feel lucky when I have you.”

[dick-meister]

“All imma say is there’s two types of guys. Dudes who read books, and dudes who make women cum.”