#To Catch a Predator

[hawaii-official]

IMPORTANT!!

This is pedo behavior!

I understand that many gimmick blogs are also minors and I don't want anyone else to speak to this person.

They said they are 18 WHICH DOESN'T GIVE YOU A EXCUSE TO MESSAGE MINORS!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE MINOR IN MY PINNED POST.

THIS HAS MADE ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

I will not be further speaking to this person and no minor EVER SHOULD.

IT'S VERY SIMPLE

IF YOU ARE 18+ DONT DM ME

Please if anyone sees this, share this post.

I don't want anyone to get groomed

pt 2

[godofautism]

Insane Clown Posse - To Catch A Predator blinkies ^<^

[justice4billiam]

This is what I wanted to happen that one fateful night on June 29th, 1985.

Karen’s hands trembled slightly as she killed the engine, her gaze cutting through the darkness of the motel parking lot. The Blue Camaro was impossible to miss, its form sprawled across two spaces, just as Billy had described.

With a flick, the car light bathed her in a stark, unforgiving glow. The sun visor mirror reflected a woman battling time, her fingers patting under her eyes, smoothing the makeup that fought valiantly against the betraying lines of age. She looked younger, she convinced herself, if only marginally.

The light snapped off, surrendering her once again to the night’s embrace.

Now or never.

Billy wasn’t the kind of man you kept waiting.

Exiting the car, her purse clutched close, Karen closed the door with a click that pierced the silence. Her heels announced each step with a sharp click as she approached the motel door, the light within casting a long, ominous shadow.

She rapped on the door, the sound hollow against the wood. Adjusting the hem of her dress, she shifted her weight, the strap of her purse digging into her shoulder.

The door’s lock clicked, a prelude to the unexpected.

Chris Hansen stood there, his presence an unwelcome twist.

“Karen Wheeler, please have a seat right over there…”

[btvd8000]

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Have you ever heard the song To Catch a Predator? I feel like it fits the SK bois quite nicely

I am familiar with it, yes~ :3

[twocrabcake]

Hoffman and Amanda do their own “To catch a predator”

Amanda goes online posing as a teen girl and lures the guy to a house where her and Hoffman pig him and put him in a rigged trap together

Family bonding

Billy is the Chris Hansen stand in btw

[solluxkittycaptor]

I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl

I'm trying to lure evil into my world

I tell 'em that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve

Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself, urgh!

Buckets that I throw up are next to my computer

Hoping that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to 'em

Would make the Devil sick, I sharpen my blade

Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade

The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside

In my best little girl's voice, I'm like, "Hi! Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"

Huh, and when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me

"Hi there," I stab 'em in the neck first

'Cause it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts

Carve his whole face off and make him eat it

Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding

I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service

'Cause people out there, think they don't deserve this (ha)

Until it's your kid an old man's finger fucking

Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in

I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance

While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance

I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen

"Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?"

Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee

"Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes"

And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor

Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker

"Come in, have a seat," and then I stroll in

With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his colon

I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody

Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody

Wait, please, mister clown, sir, you don't have to do-

Zip it!

Wait, please! I've got money, we can-

Shut it, fucker!

Please we can work this out!

Silence, I said!

Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead

Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head

Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths

Now what y'all talking about?

I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

What's in the bag?

Funyuns and condoms

What's in the bag?

Funyuns and condoms

What's in the bag?

Funyuns and condoms

Why did you bring condoms?

I didn't mean to!

The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking

What the fuck am I thinking?

I put my face paint on, go downstairs and

Beat they ass sometimes

'Cause it ease my mind

Some of them are dead, and some are still living

But I'ma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given

I hit 'em with the nail gun, or the stun gun

They can't run, so they both mad fun

I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell

I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well

I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there!"

But I left a head sitting on the living room chair

He seen it and ran, I had to give chase

We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face

I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck

Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck

"Ah! Somebody, anybody!"

"Zip it!"

"Stop, please!"

"Shut it the fuck up!"

"Ah!"

"People are looking, silence!"

A bus full of high school kids watched it happen

He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping

Plus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mailman

But they all never said nothin' 'bout it again

I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

Yo! Liz!

Meanwhile, back at the house

Hey! Come on in! What kind of alcohol did you bring?

I brought Absolute Citron, I brought Mandarin Orange, I brought a shot of Jägermeister

Wow!

In several cases, the men were asked to bring food, alcohol, and condoms

Law enforcement says this helps show an intent to solicit a minor, what do we got here?

A bag of Funyuns

Funyuns? What about condoms? Did you bring condoms?

(I did)

You did?

[chicken-wayng]

Say what you want about ICP, but we can all agree we need more songs like this

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Anime character: You gotta understand! She said she was a 1000 year old dragon!

Chris Hansen: So, you're telling me that you believed a person who claims to be a thousand years old, but exhibits the behavior and language of a preschooler? That raises some serious red flags.

[uzi-x33]

literally just my music taste🎀 i love music i literally can’t do anything without it but my music taste is so bipolar💀💀

[thegloob]

I think people meatride To Catch a Predator way too much. like it’s a good song buts it’s not even the best on BPB. Same thing fer Let a Killa and In My Room (Take Me Away and Bowling Balls outclass both of em any day). check out some ep’s, some shit from Tempest, expand your tastes

[bruisedprincess999]

BE AWARE OF THIS LOSER PEDO Y'ALL ‼️‼️💯💯🗣🗣🗣🙏🙏 shit be ridiculous asf and bro even sent it two times like what??? Like bfr 💀💀

[hardcoffeegardener]

love this song, TAKE THIS AS A WARNING FOR ANY MAPS NOT TO INTERACT

[dornish-queen]

[trump666traitor]