#icp to catch a predator
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godofautism 4 months ago
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Insane Clown Posse - To Catch A Predator blinkies ^<^
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davidwiththeautism 2 months ago
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I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl
I'm trying to lure evil into my world
I tell 'em that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve
Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself, urgh!
Buckets that I throw up are next to my computer
Hoping that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to 'em
Would make the Devil sick, I sharpen my blade
Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade
The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside
In my best little girl's voice, I'm like, "Hi! Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
Huh, and when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me
"Hi there," I stab 'em in the neck first
'Cause it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service
'Cause people out there, think they don't deserve this (ha)
Until it's your kid an old man's finger fucking
Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in
I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance
I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen
"Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?"
Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee
"Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes"
And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor
Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker
"Come in, have a seat," and then I stroll in
With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his colon
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody
Wait, please, mister clown, sir, you don't have to do-
Zip it!
Wait, please! I've got money, we can-
Shut it, fucker!
Please we can work this out!
Silence, I said!
Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head
Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths
Now what y'all talking about?
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to!
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face paint on, go downstairs and
Beat they ass sometimes
'Cause it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, and some are still living
But I'ma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given
I hit 'em with the nail gun, or the stun gun
They can't run, so they both mad fun
I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well
I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there!"
But I left a head sitting on the living room chair
He seen it and ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face
I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck
"Ah! Somebody, anybody!"
"Zip it!"
"Stop, please!"
"Shut it the fuck up!"
"Ah!"
"People are looking, silence!"
A bus full of high school kids watched it happen
He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping
Plus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mailman
But they all never said nothin' 'bout it again
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
Yo! Liz!
Meanwhile, back at the house
Hey! Come on in! What kind of alcohol did you bring?
I brought Absolute Citron, I brought Mandarin Orange, I brought a shot of J脙陇germeister
Wow!
In several cases, the men were asked to bring food, alcohol, and condoms
Law enforcement says this helps show an intent to solicit a minor, what do we got here?
A bag of Funyuns
Funyuns? What about condoms? Did you bring condoms?
(I did)
You did?
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chicken-wayng 2 months ago
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Say what you want about ICP, but we can all agree we need more songs like this
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uzi-x33 4 months ago
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literally just my music taste馃巰 i love music i literally can鈥檛 do anything without it but my music taste is so bipolar馃拃馃拃
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hardcoffeegardener 4 months ago
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love this song, TAKE THIS AS A WARNING FOR ANY MAPS NOT TO INTERACT
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carbonateddelusion 6 months ago
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realization: modern jack rlly is the kind of person to torture pedos for fun. especially after they have their kid
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rose-smoke 1 year ago
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I'm on the internet, posin' as a little girl
I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world
I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only 12
Mom and dad are gone for the day, and I'm by myself
Buckets of throw up, are next to my computer
Hopin' they'll show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to 'em
It would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade
I'm frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the 7th grade
The doorbell rings I gotta get 'em inside
In my best little girl voice I'm like,
"Hi, come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
And when the door shuts, that's when I let them see me
"Hi there"
I stab them in the neck first, 'cause it hurts
Hit 'em where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off, and make him eat it
Chain him up by his foot in the basement bleeding
I'm probably gonna to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn for this
But it sure is fun! I said it sure is fun!
I'm probably gonna to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!
'Cause people out there, don't think they deserve this
Until its your kid some old man is finger fuckin',
titty suckin', then you'll want the knife stuck in
I don't blame ya, that's why I catch them in advance
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get a chance
I tell them I'm alone and I'm only 13
Lookin' for a good time, ya know what I mean?
Bring me some Funions and a slurpy
Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes
And within 20 minutes here comes a doctor
Knockin on my door, pedophile butt-knocker
"Come in have a seat!", And then I stroll in
With the all purpose hunting blade straight up his throat chin
I cut his hands off, he ain't touchin' nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody
"Please mister clown sir you don't have to do. ."
"Zip it"
"Please. please I got money"
"Shut it fucker!"
"Please! we can work this out"
"Silence I said"
Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
Every time I walk by 'em, I punch 'em in the head
Cut they fucking dicks off and stick them in each others mouths
Now what ya'll talkin' about?
I'm probably gonna to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!
I'm probably gonna to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!
The house is getting funky bodies in the basement, stinkin'
What the fuck am I thinkin'?
I put my face-paint on and go down stairs
And beat they ass some times, 'cause it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, and some of are still livin'
But I'm going to hurt them every chance that I'm given
I hit them with the nail gun or the stun gun
They cant run so they mad fun
I was sawin' the head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expectin' any predators, but oh well
I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there"
But I left a head sittin' on a living room chair
He seen it, ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife cuttin' for his face
I threw it and stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck
"Ah help, some body any body!"
zip it
"Ah! please!"
Shut it the fuck up
"Ah!"
People are lookin! Silence!
A bus full of high-school kids watched it happen
And he kept screamin' like a pansy despite my slappin'
Plus the neighbors seen it, so did the mail-man
But they all never said anything 'bout it again
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!
I'm probably gonna to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!
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hawaii-official 3 months ago
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OOC: Me cuz i jst got a rlly weird and uncomfortable ask :3
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carcin0-88 3 months ago
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guys do u remember when the icp sued the fbi
:o)
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nosleep83 1 year ago
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The urge to go full Chris Hansen have a seat on some of these weird ass fuckers is too strong
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flower-power1968 6 months ago
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I sure hope this Botanist doesnt have any ill intentions (they do but they are most literally a predator hunter so its fine)
Probably the least "dangerous" out of the icons their morals are a little loosey goosey but its fine
Not even a "icon" more like a sub-icon like H.R Bloodngutz, Sam Meatz ect
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mothskinnedman 1 year ago
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*stimming to goofy music*
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*Insane Clown Posse starts playing cutely*
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DAGTEHHFSFSVGSSR!!!11!1!111!!!!!1
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pastel-clown-friends 1 year ago
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It's been a while since I posted but that's cause I'm working on an animation! I'm gonna be using Persephone (my purple clown bunny) for this!
ICP songs my love
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hawaii-official 3 months ago
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IM ON THE INTERNET POSING AS A LIL GIRL
it鈥檚 fun to stay at the Y
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pheonixxoddity 2 months ago
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Hot take, Zade Meadows would like ICP
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iraddotcom 2 months ago
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Have you tried humans?
Yep!! Early on in this project (it's been a while!) we had a prison rehab program targeted at folks on the sex offender registry, unfortunately they're not very well suited for a lab environment like ours TwT
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