#Titan submersible

[prokopetz]

"Private submarine carrying several billionaire tourists goes missing while surveying the wreckage of the Titanic."

Well, it had to happen eventually. This is where big-ticket extreme tourism and shooting untrained assholes into space and such was always going to lead – frankly, it's surprising that it took this long for a major incident to crop up.

"One of the missing passengers is the president and CEO of the company that owns and operates the submarine."

Huh. Well, points for putting his money where his mouth is, I guess. I wonder if–

"The missing CEO's name is Stockton Rush."

Oh, bullshit. That's not a real person – that's the name of a guy who builds an inexplicably 1950s-themed underwater theme park and then gets eaten by a shark in a cautionary tale about the perils of libertarianism. That's the name of a guy who carries off an oceanfront real estate scam that somehow ends with Superman fighting a telepathic squid. Fucking "Stockton Rush". Unbelievable.

[secondbeatsongs]

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[chaoticdesertdweller]

[residentshitcunt]

This is just a reminder to everyone out there who gets annoyed by safety laws. They exist for a reason, and if you don't want to follow them at least make sure to have the decency to only hurt yourself.

[lestatslestits]

I think what fucks me up the most is that each passenger paid at least $250,000 to be in that submersible. And ultimately, as billionaires, that’s like. A percentage of a percent of a percentage of their wealth. It’s like a trip to Starbucks for people like me. There is not a single person in my life whose existence would not be monumentally changed for the better in ways they probably can’t even imagine by having $250,000 accessible to them. And these dudes handed it over to go die in the ocean in a tin can piloted by a video game controller in some kind of fucked up deep sea Major Tom situation

[prideprejudce]

people saying that users aren’t being compassionate enough towards the billionaires stuck in the death coffin at the bottom of the ocean and calling us “ghouls” for bringing up the absolute absurdity of the entire situation and it’s like……of course no one ever deserves to die by suffocation or freezing to death and it’s a hope that by some miracle that these people are found and somehow saved. however people are aloud to point out the irony of how our current wealth gap is so high that there are people who are able to spend 250k, an amount that most people don’t see in their entire lives, like it’s a movie ticket. except instead of seeing a movie they are entering a death chamber to the bottom of the ocean so they can gawk at the mass grave of over a thousand people

“the CEO of the company tricked them and he’s the real capitalist villain while the other passengers are blameless” I agree that the CEO (who is also stuck in the submarine with them) is as grimy as they come and cut corners in order to make as much money as possible. that’s a given. but as we are seeing now, most people who have never even stepped foot in the ocean their entire lives could see that this was a disaster waiting to happen. you don’t have to be a maritime expert to see that. the submersible has no emergency beacon, is controlled by an off brand game controller, made from parts from a camp store, navigated by texts from above, is bolted in from the outside, and has a contract that passengers sign that mentions “death” three times on the front page. most people couldn’t be paid to step foot in it - and these people paid 250k to go to the bottom of the ocean in it

once again, no one is relishing at people dying stuck in an essentially gutted out minivan at the bottom of the ocean. especially when one passenger is 19 and the other is a legitimate titanic researcher. but people are allowed to be mad that thousands upon thousands of dollars of taxpayer money and resources are being used to try and literally pluck these people out of the ocean and save them from a grave that they literally helped dig themselves into without a care in the world. they are the 1% who can put themselves in peril as much as they please and spend money and waste resources like it’s water but will always expect to be saved from the brink of death by us regular folk so they can call themselves an “adventurer” at their next luncheon

[buggbuzz]

this is a bit heavyhanded but shhhhh shhhh

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[chaoticace22]

i'm back on my bullshit hope it's okay

[sinister-yet-satisfying]

In case you were wondering how screwed we all are:

The fossil fuel industry has successfully completed their infiltration and takeover of the COP climate conference. The president of COP 28 is going to be an Oil CEO.

Billions of people are going to die but the rich don’t care so long as they can maintain the status quo and continue lining their pockets.

And I’m supposed to feel bad that a couple of them got themselves squished on a voluntary trip to the bottom of the ocean???

[gaphic]

hm. so. it takes 2-2.5 hours to dive to the titanic (about 12,500ft), and the sub most likely imploded between 1.75 and 2 hours into the dive- 70-80% of the way down. let's call it 75%. that's right about 9375 feet, or 2840 meters. i wonder if that lines up conveniently with-

wow

[grandpanacea]

Prophetic.

[citraline]

if you thought Hamish Harding's stepson going to see blink-182 was unhinged you ain't ready what his alma mater did

seriously you cannot make this shit up

[weaver-z]

[libruhs-unionizing]

[serieslyy]

What I hope happens next with that whole Titanic tourism / OceanGate mess:

they find the submersible at the surface somewhere, with everyone spooked but alive.

OceanGate and any subsidiary company gets sued into the ground, any person responsible for this gets charged with attempted murder.

Stricter protocols for any sort of civilian tourism in places they shouldn't be, and yes i also mean space and other scientific research sites

The media turn to the adjacent topic of the rescue boats in the Mediterranean's Sea, holding governments responsible for not caring enough about hundreds and thousands of people trying to flee to Europe every day.

Markiplier's Iron Lung movie does well, and will not be critiqued as a tasteless and tactless movie about the recent tragedy, seeing as it's just a nod to an Indie horror game and was filmed before all of this happened.

[space-sharks-tank]

2023: Sacrifice billionaire Oceangate CEO to Posidion.

2024: Sacrifice billionaire UnitedHealthcare CEO to Apollo.

I think I'm starting to see a pattern here!

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