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my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

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its so sad that those guys paid $250000 to die in the ocean its like they didnt even know theres lots of ways to die in the ocean for free...

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Every culture in all of human history was so right about carbs and fat together being a blessing upon earth. Eating bread with butter knowing I am partaking in one of humanities biggest shared joys

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Snonday Snuesday Snednesday Snursday Snriday Snaturday Snunday

these are the days of the snail week

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Jokes about which fictional characters would be calling people homophobic slurs on the Call of Duty voice chat can be much funnier if the character in question is from a historical or quasi-historical milieu and you imagine them using period-appropriate slurs. Picture your blorbo calling their squadmate a "sodomite".

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me: new jersey fucking sucks

new jersey:

me: never mind new jersey fucking rules 

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did you know they started printing contrasting words on either side of sweettarts? like bold and calm, local and gobal, head and heart? i did not, so you can imagine how startled i was to look down while eating my discount candy and see this:

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List of Faggy Undergrad Degrees:

Architecture

Urban Planning

Landscape Architecture

Entomology

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I think it's cute how so many art movements are simply called "new art" to differentiate "not like the old stuff". Contemporary dance. New wave fashion. Pop (literally popular) music. Art Nouveau. Modernism. Postmodernism. Even terms starting with neo- (neo-classicism, neo-expressionism) all are just saying NEW ART. And yet all of these things are now distinctive styles of the past. It's kind of beautiful how humanity never stops outgrowing itself. Art is a state of matter that refuses to sit still, old as soon as it is new, original upon its thousandth performance, new forever so long as there is someone who has not yet seen it, and old the second the artist picks up their instrument again.

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just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential

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There's a sex toy company that's paying Twitter porn artists to have their OCs promo their products right now, which is hilarious in its own right, but they're also clearly giving these artists an inflexible script the dialogue needs to stick to, and let me tell you, seeing art of a big dick bunnygirl talking about discount codes while blasting jizz everywhere reads like a TV commercial you'd see in a porno parody of RoboCop.

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