#Time is Golden AU

[cuppajj]

What if the ancients also corrupted and became beasts, and it's one great cycle of futility?

some info on the beast ancients:

Saint Vanilla Cookie, after deducing that the horrors and cruelty of the world are caused by the darkness in cookies' dough, formed a messiah complex. Believing he is the only one who can save Earthbread, his extreme compassion for the happiness of cookies has made him an angel of death; though he believes he is purifying those he touches, he believes their cries of pain from their disintegrating bodies are simply a part of the healing process. He has brought his willing followers to salvation, and seeks to do the same for all of cookiekind.

Midnight Lily Cookie became the new monarch of the Faerie Kingdom after the death of Elder Faerie Cookie. When she turned to the path of darkness, her fiercely loyal subjects followed with her, sworn to protect her at all costs. While she holds no ambitions for conquest, she has vowed to assert the influence of her kingdom across Beast Yeast on her own terms, and to put an end to the false enchantress who shares her being.

Dragonberry Cookie reinstated herself as the monarch of her kingdom, keeping the royal family under her thumb and influence. Her passion for strength and combat drew her attention to the Red Dragon, whose power became her obsession. Now, she seeks to know how to become a great beast herself, and will do anything to achieve it; even keeping the Red Dragon shackled underneath the castle as it’s studied day in and day out.

Frigid Cacao Cookie learned to tame the Licorice Sea that had threatened his kingdom for eons; however, something of either his design or an external force led to the entire Cacao Kingdom freezing over. Cacao sat idly by as this happened, unmoving from his great throne with his head slouched and eyes unreadable. He has resigned himself to extreme solitude, but the swirling black ocean does his bidding in his favor.

Celestial Cheese Cookie never moved on from the truth. In fact, she chose to build everything from the ground up. How wonderful! She can bring her grand design to Earthbread itself, sharing her brilliance with all of cookiekind. Of course forging a new empire will come with resistance, but she is well prepared. For the devout, they will be graciously rewarded; the dissenters will become decorations. With the ability to summon as many arms as she needs, she can turn anything to gold with a simple touch.

With five new Beasts loose on earthbread, the fight to save it has become much, much harder…

[sunny-sourzii]

There are whispers of beasts in the woods

[Younger version of golden cheese cookie and burning spice cookie]

[these-are-not-my-titties]

Gk sketchbook page + closeups of my fav bits cuz my camera is shit

[mothfaults]

Loved the relationship chart with the Beasts followers, any chance we could get one but with the Ancients? 🥺

Maybe Black raisin & strawberry Crepe for PV if froyo's met them?

this took so long, I am so glad that I went with something simple! If you'll notice some of the cookies look a little older and that's because people age, though the immortal cookies have barely changed with the years.

[buttercupshands]

twitter already saw this one, basically just me trying out drawing a cutscene bc I wasn't sure if I can

Not exactly made using coding at this point

Skemch dump bc why not

Don't let me listen to vocaloid songs while I draw

Same here, just me silly-ing with stuff

[mothinflamesdoodles]

from a different life

Fanart for the fanfic The Golden Quiche and The Lone Defender by @sophtopus

the “classic” Sans from in The Golden Quiche is already very much unhinged. He already went apeshit across several reloads/resets and this was from before getting the data dowload from LD Dust. Man makes LD Dust cute in comparison XD.

[burningcheese-merchant]

So glad you’re back, Merchant! Where else was I supposed to get quality burningcheese headcannons? Who was going to get me my fix??How was I gonna LIVE???😭😭Anyway as a token of my appreciation I wanted to give you just a LITTLE hint of a comic based on your works (the Time Travel au one!). I’m so excited to see what other ideas you have, and I hope you’ve fully recovered from the April Fools fiasco! Lol

You get three gifs expressing my absolute joy seeing this ask 🫵🫵🫵 (there ought to be more but nobody likes a spammer, I don't think lol)

Seeing this made my whole day. My whole week probably. THANK YOU!!! I'm ALWAYS happy to feed the BurningCheese nation!!! What kind of drug dealer merchant would I be if I didn't get my customers their ship fix? Letting my customers down like that? Never. This is a BurningCheese (and Beast x Ancient) blog forever and ever. I hope I'm able to entertain you with my nonsense for as long as I can!

Also. "How was I going to LIVE" uhhhh you signed a contract. You signed this document stating you'd serve the BurningCheese cult and spread BurningCheese propaganda for eternity. No refunds, pal. You're trapped. Hell is hot and spicy and also full of cheese. But it's ok, we'll be together. I'll keep you safe from the horrors

[canisalbus]

Vasco parents 100% called him Sunshine and dresses him in sun themed clothing as a toddler

They toned it down as he got older, but went right back into it when they meet Machete. Vaschete are sun/moon coded and everybody knows fr fr

(they also do winter and summer nicknames to break it up a little)

The theming stuck to him so tightly, he continues to be subconsciously drawn to sun imagery as an adult, both in canon and modern au.

[be4thevortex]

tiny b-day present for @floristick. i'm a little bit late, but happy birthday, sweetie!!

[pincushionx]

Just had a random thought of Owl Beast Eda and Ghoul AU Hunter having a vole-eating contest. I think that’s enough thinking for tonight.

Ghoul Hunter Au

They go on hunts together :3

She can definitely eat more than him but he’s very good at hunting them (it’s in his name)

Once we start approaching the post canon of this AU, Eda and Hunter bond quite well together. Since both of them deal with curses or curse-like (in Hunters case) things that in many ways ruined their lives. (Belos told Hunter he was cursed)

Eda is big advocate for Hunter and often the one to talk to him about being a “monster” considering she was labeled as one for so long. She helps make that deep rooted shame go away for a bit and often gives him moments of where he can embrace that side of himself just for a moment.

Voles and other animals are like the equivalent of drinking a cup of juice when hungry for Hunter, it does help a bit but it isn’t actually food and he’ll be hungry again in an hour. While normal cooked food is like water, at least the juice has some sugar and vitamins.

Thanks for the idea, this was really fun to draw :33

[darkfluffydragon]

@cookieelementosmisti7

This, dear friend, is a question I am more than delighted to answer :)

Elder Faerie won't be waking up for a long time.

(also all content related to this AU I will now put under the phantasmagoria crk tag)

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

An au based in Epic: The Musical where the entire Trojan War is derailed before it even starts because instead of Paris 'Horny Teenage Boy' of Troy, Odysseus 'Next To My Wife' of Ithaca is chosen to arbitrate the Golden Apple argument.

However, Odysseus reads the words 'For the Fairest' and is immediately halfway back to the Palace to gift the apple to the gave-birth-that-day Penelope before anyone can explain the rules to him. No thoughts, not even to justify his choice, just Wife.

And to be honest, none of them can really be mad at him for it.

Hera, Goddess of Marriage and Queen of Gods, saw Loyal Husband Odysseus immediately chose his wife and Queen even against divinity.

Aphrodite, Goddess of Love, saw So-Down-Bad Odysseus pick his heart's desire in an instant.

Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, saw her student pick what was probably the wisest choice of picking your wife when asked who is the most beautiful person you know.

By picking Penelope, Odysseus somehow picked what all three Goddesses stand for and incredibly, that's satisfaction enough for them. (At least, that's how the stories will go. In reality, loving-husband new-Dad and likely sleep-deprived and super-stressed Odysseus was given the apple, told "you must judge who deserves this apple." and heard nothing else.)

(No one is going to mention how his choice is incredibly biased for fear of starting the argument anew.)

Meanwhile the Fates are wondering who the fuck messed with their tapestry that much that an entire WAR meant to kill off most of the contemporary demi-gods got averted.

(I know it's OOC but my heart says Hades. Dude took one look at the plan, realised that once again his siblings' bullshit was gonna make him deal with all the consequences, and decided to say 'Fuck That.' He's dealt with all the others causing shit, let him have a shenanigan. He deserves it.)

[1vylili3s]

i wonder how the rest of the ancients or beasts are doing rn

meeting pt. 10

[garuye]

AU where Giorno is a Josu8-like fusion of Jonathan and Dio

HE IS JUST A PERFECT MIX OF THE TWO OF THEM ALREADY (albeit for the sake of Literally being both of them merged into one guy, he would most definitely be bigger)

[doks-aux]

William refusing to definitively gender his own fursona because maybe he just doesn't have the vocabulary to express a nonbinary identity but also definitely to leave room for customers to assume the Spring Bonnie character is Fredbear's love interest.

[linked-maze]

May I give the Golden Wolf a small pat? I could use some comfort cuddles, it would make me feel better, even just a quick head pat?

ofc!