#TikTokers

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Fazendo trends do tiktok com os rapazes.

Matías:

Matías estava deitado com a cabeça no seu peito. Enquanto fazia carinho na sua cintura e assistia algo aleatório no celular, você teve uma idéia.

Pegou o seu aparelho e começou a gravar.

"Matías do céu! Levanta que meu namorado ta vindo, corre!" Em um movimento rápido você começou a levantar e falar alto com o rapaz que até então estava aconchegado em você

"Oque?!" Recalt questinou se levantando e colocando os chinelos rapidamente

"Meu namorado ta chegando, sai velho!" Disse olhando para ele que arregalou os olhos e começou a ir para a porta

"Porra...mas quem..." Foi quando ele tocou na maçaneta da porta que entendeu (ou pelo menos achava ter entendido) "QUE PORRA É ESSA (seu nome)?! QUE BUCETA DE NAMORADO?!"

Enquanto o rapaz esbravejava e te questionava um milhão de coisas você ria deitada no sofá da sala, nem se importando mais com a gravação.

Símon:

Com o celular apoiando em uma caixinha, você fingia estar se maquiando enquanto gravava.

Símon veio até você e disse que estava indo ao mercado, perguntou se você queria algo e então foi saindo do quarto.

"Tchau, te amo" Ele gritou passando pela porta

"Tá!" Foi sua resposta

Símon voltou e ficou na porta de observando.

"Amor?" Chamou fazendo você virar "Te amo"

"Ta bom Símon, eu escutei"

Você voltou a "se maquiar" enquanto segurava o riso.

Hempe colocou a mão na cintura e ficou te olhando. Foi até você e se ajoelhou do seu lado.

"Amor!"

"Oi Símon"

"Eu te amo"

"Eu escutei"

Ele se levantou e te olhou sério.

"Não, pode parar de brincadeira. Que "ta"?! Não é ta! É "te amo também meu amor homem da minha vida"

Enquanto Símon te olhava indignado você ria e se segurava para não cair do seu banquinho.

Enzo:

Vogrincic estava sentado no sofá. Assitindo uma série qualquer, tomando um suco qualquer. Foi quando você entrou na sala, segurando seu celular (que obviamente estava gravando), e arrumada.

"Amor vamo?" Perguntou para seu namorado que te olhou sem entender "Meu Deus Enzo, não acredito que você não ta pronto! A gente já ta atrasado vida"

Mesmo sem entender Enzo se levantou e continou a te olhar enquanto ia pro quarto.

"Ta espera eu me arrumar e a gente já sai" Disse enquanto olhava apressado para o guarda-roupa dele e procurava alguma roupa

"Você não vai de calção lá né?" Você perguntou indo até o quarto para poder gravar a cena

"Fica ruim?"

De verdade, Enzo tentava lembrar oque poderia ser. Se vocês haviam combinado algo, se tinham algum encontro marcado, qualquer coisa.

"Ah vai da calça jeans igual a última vez"

"Tá"

Enzo rapidamente se trocou e assim que terminou foi até a sala.

"A gente vai de... bike?"

Você estava quase rindo. Percebia que a cabeça do seu namorado estava quase explodindo por conta das dúvidas.

"Melhor de uber né? É longe" Respondeu a dúvida dele

"É...verdade..." Franziu e foi buscar o celular. Mas antes que enconstasse no aparelho que estava no sofá, você chamou a atenção dele com uma pergunta

"Amor?"

"Oi vida"

"Onde a gente vai?"

Silêncio dele

"Enzo, amor... onde a gente ta indo?"

"Não sei mo..."

[netscapenavigator-official]

There is no greater justice in the world than all these fame desperate TikTokers writing soulless songs and claiming to have written "the song of the summer" only to be shown up by two people making a shitpost parody of 2000s eurodance.

[heylolita00]

Noah Beck

[phoenixyfriend]

IDK how many of you remember @professorsparklepants's post about the unintended tragedy implied in Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boy from a while back, but uhhhhhh it's basically Ballerina Farm.

If you've heard the edges of that drama and are curious but don't want to get in too deep, here's the rundown:

I heard about it in two videos:

Tyler Bender has more focus on the ways that an influencer may be specifically presenting herself for the interviewer, and the impact of Mormonism on the choices (Bender is herself a former(?) member of the LDS church, and speaks from that perspective, and has experience in the field of marketing)

Film Cooper, while I often have issues with his videos, does a lot more focus on just how relevant Julliard and the 'first student in decades(?) to get pregnant' are to the story, and clips of how happy she seems to be when dancing on camera

If you'd rather have a summary in text form, here we go:

BallerinaFarms is an influencer considered a big name in the tradwife community. Mormon, eight kids, runs a farm with her husband. She got a lot of press earlier in the year for winning Mrs. America two weeks after giving birth.

As a result, a journalist interviewed her ,and the 'perfect' image that has been presented to the world has been firmly shattered, and that's after a lot of cracks were showing in the socials already.

(Mrs. American is not a typo. It's not a tradwife pageant, to my knowledge, it's just a Miss America for married women.)

Basic timeline/summary of the article...

She got into Julliard. She was on track to be a world famous ballerina.

She did not want to date this man. She turned him down for six months. He snagged a seat next to her on a plane ride from salt lake city to nyc, by making a call, becaus his dad OWNS JET BLUE. They talked a lot on the plane, and then she agreed to date him. Insisted on a year of dating before engagement or marriage.

They get married after three months instead. She gets pregnant pretty quick. First Julliard student to get pregnant in a Very Long Time because generally, if you get into Julliard, ballet is your life. She was also on scholarship. She was That Good. Performed overseas and everything.

So that's her career ambitions down the drain. But it's Fine, Totally Fine, because she's got a baby, and a husband, and he is moving them to South America for a few years.

She has about one baby a year.

They move back to the US to a semi-isolated farm in Utah, not too far from civilization but not all that close, either.

She does not get to have childcare. No nannies. Babysitters are allowed one night per week (date night) and otherwise not at all. She is also homeschooling the eight children.

She did not get to have any painkillers for the kids… except one, which she only mentioned to the reporter when the husband was out of the room, and says that the epidural was amazing.

She still loves ballet. It's the only time in her videos that she seems truly happy.

Her husband really wants to be a cowboy but, again, his dad owns airlines. He's a billionaire trust fund baby.

This was his dream life. She repeatedly Seems To Stop Herself from saying things about how unhappy she is and how it wasn't her plan in life. (Is this calculated to get enough attention that she can get away? To get more clicks on her videos? Actual slips? Unclear.)

There's a notable video where she's filmed opening a birthday present and she keeps talking about tickets to Greece (clearly something she's been dropping hints about enough for her to assume that he got it for her, especially since she's on camera) and it's... an egg apron.

One of her only requests for the farm was that they would renovate a barn into a ballet studio for her. It is, instead, a schoolroom for the children.

She apparently collapses of exhaustion regularly, from having to look after eight children with minimal help, in addition to the content creation, the cooking--they have cleaners, but she does the food herself--running the farm, homeschooling, and being pregnant more often than not.

It's a shitshow and people are rightfully horrified. I'm sure I missed some stuff but it's really sad.

The snippets of video that FilmCooper shows, and the excerpts that both videos have from the article, paint a picture of a REALLY controlling husband even in settings where you'd think the man would at least try to act like he's not evil.

Explains the title on that Film Cooper video.

(You can also see why this made me think of the Prof post.)

[lovnoahbeck]

NEW PICS OF NOAH ON INSTAGRAM

[funnyshorts]

The Best doctor

[anakinvillan]

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[butdaddyilove]

the tortured poets department era 🖊️🌫️🤍🪞🪽

[shyjusticewarrior]

Look, I'm not saying that people cropped out the Stephanie part of DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 235 to be dishonest/make me look bad.

However, when people are claiming that I'm a batboys fan and not a batgirls fan in someone's replies, they do have a responsibility to be like "no, that's not true. There was even Steph in there, I just cropped it cuz it wasn't relevant to my critique."

[redlettermediathings]

[heylolita00]

Noah Beck

[nasrallahharmoush]

الليله عندي جولة وبث على التيكتوك تعالو ندردش هناك اتعرف عليكم وتتعرفو علي تابعو الصفحه وفعلو الجرس انتظركم اصدقائي على تمبلر ❤🇱🇧

[lovnoahbeck]

NEW PICS OF NOAH BECK VIA INSTAGRAM

[k-wame]

POV: Being yourself brightness people's day 🎥via tiktok (shutupthomy)

[pyromaniac9]

Jake and Johnnie are so great together ❤️🖤🥺🤘