#Tiabeanie Grunkwitz

[mandareeboo]

Title: Bean Up and Down That Road

Summary: Sometimes, being a queen means getting shot in the left tit.

Excerpt:

I need a knife, she realizes. I'll die if I don't get the bullet out. "Move," she slurs, headbutting Elfo next. "Need a... I need a..." "Yeah, you need a nap," Luci counters, dangling a pot over her head. Is he pulling a backstab again? "Save the violence for after the organs stop rupturing, alright?" He upends it over her open face. It's not hot, but damn does it sting her eyes. She tastes Mary's sleepytime tea and chokes. They could've at least stirred in some damn whiskey. Damp hair flips inelegantly around her face as her struggling softens. "I gotta..." she wheezes. "Relax, Beanie, I gotchu." Thick, meaty hands hold hers tight as the tea takes effect. Zøg's chin is wobbling, but only a little. "Just go to sleep. I'll be there when you wake up." Bean, woozy from blood loss, manages to say, "Don't tell me what to do, you're not my dad," to her Actual Literal Dad before passing out.

Me, binging all of Disenchantment in three days: I am very normal about this show

Me a week later, six-thousand words in hand: Yup. Totally normal.

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[disenbeaniechantment]

DISENCHANTMENT 4.08 - Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy

[transmasculine]

alt:

canon/implied bi characters!

asami sato, tiabeanie “bean” mariabeanie de la rochambeau grunkwitz, eda clawthorne, hunter, korra, luz noceda, marceline abadeer

[yanderedisenchantment]

Disenchanted

Summary: Headcanons for The Gang Pairings: Platonic! Yandere! Bean Gang [Bean, Luci, and Elfo] x Fem! Reader/Romantic! Yandere! Bean x Fem! Reader Tw: Slight romantic vibes with Bean

Bean is the one who first accepted you into the group

Luci quickly accepted you when you accidentally bullied Elfo

"Haha, they're funny. I like them."

You get brough on their adventures, much to your dismay

Almost got you killed multiple times

Pretty protective over you

Bean once punched a guy because he made a sexist remark towards you

She feels you're the only one who understands her hangups and what it's like being a woman

Bean lets you sleep in her bed when you have no where else to sleep

"Hey, you can sleep with me- I mean, like in the bed- not like fucking... If you want, you don't have tooo..... Only if you want"

She gets really nervous around you and sometimes stutters

Luci is the first one to realize that Bean has a crush on you

^ Elfo is in denial about it, because he likes Bean

You and Luci get along really well, and you actually really enjoy his company- Though you'd never tell him that, because he'd get an ego

You and Luci tag team Elfo whenever the chance arises [Though, it's mainly accidentally on your part]

[dudiinx]

I love and hate Dagmar

[princess-unipeg]

They’re squirrel girl(friends)

[crossyrodas]

guys i kinda like disenchantment i think (i love it) heres a human luci for fun too

[papcrrings-arch]

Open Starter : Tiabeanie & Anyone ( @hiddenstarters )

Tiabeanie watched in awe as she watched the TV screen change, "Whoa, this is awesome," she said, grinning, "I love stience. I wish they would have started using these in Dreamland."

[bigbaybaby]

With 64% of the vote - Tiabeanie wins!

And here she is, running away from her problems, just like her name sake.

[hotelroommattress]

i want to have an underwater mermaid orgy

[mandareeboo]

No straight person sits like this

[disenbeaniechantment]

DISENCHANTMENT 4.08 - Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy

[puppycatsq]

I js finished watching disenchantment and WHYD THEY HAVE TO STOP AT BEAN X MORA KISS OMDS IM GOING CRAZY

[yanderedisenchantment]

Yandere! Male! Tiabeanie 'Bean' headcanons

How do I put this nicely... Bean is unfocused, uncoordinated, and even a little violent

He would never purposely put you in danger, but he has put you in some dangerous situations

He tries to keep you out of it, but you always manage to come

When he becomes King, he'll order you to stay behind and if you try and disobey he'll have the guards detain you

"You may hate me now Y/n, but I don't want you getting hurt"

He's super protective over you and his mother uses that to her advantage

"That... Girl. What's her name?"

"Leave Y/n out of this."

Dagmar will smile before tilting her head at her son, "Well, then I guess you'll do what I say, won't you?"

Bean's greatest fear is losing you and it being his fault

Anyone can tell he's in love with you, but he himself can't confront these feelings, so he lets them out in other ways

He laughs at all of your jokes, even if they're not funny

He just stares at you sometimes, like his face just changes and he'll smile to himself and his pupils will dilate and his face will peach up

Luci will call him out on it, but Bean always denies

"No, she's my closest friend. We're nothing like that"

Nobody believes that shit, not even Elfo

He expresses his feelings to the only person he thinks can understand, Mora

Mora tries telling Bean that it sounds like he's in love

Bean denies it and gets frustrated

He can't be inlove with you

He already has so many people he has to protect, like his people, all he needs is to be inlove with you and worried about you

Although, he does think about you, constantly

He'll always put your life before his own, much to your annoyance

"You're the future king of Bean, we have to make sure you get out of here alive"

^ He gets so mad, because all he's trying to do is protect you, yet you make it so hard for him

[redhotcaterpillar]

binged the entirety of disenchantment in a day and a half, worth it

[papcrrings-arch]

"You've never heard of science? But it's everywhere here and it's so much better than magic," Tiabeanie explained, "Oh yeah, we had the theatre as well where I'm from. I wasn't technically allowed in but they perform my play anyway and I couldn't even watch it! Ridiculous."

"Stience?" Eloise's brow furrowed as a look of confusion passed across her face. "You know... not gonna ask." Did the other mean science? "They didn't have anything like this where I'm from... well, we had the theatre which is similar enough, I suppose."