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#us politics#2024 presidential election#election 2024#us elections#Three percent.#That's by how much I lost abortion rights.#Three. Fucking. Percent.#I don't want to hear it from the third party and non-voters.#Republicans were never going to fucking change.#but you had the ability to try and fight back against that inability to change#and instead you decided to 'punish the dems'#all you have done is shown them that you're a lost cause not worth catering to.#and all you have shown me is you cannot be trusted or relied on when it truly matters.#three percent. that was the difference between life and death for so many women in this state.#croak.txt#reblog.wank
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just had to explain the dsmp to someone who had never heard of it before because they sent me a clip from tommyinnit and jack manifold’s new podcast without knowing who they were. i took instant psychic damage and i think it shaved about ten years off my lifespan
#dsmp#tommyinnit#location:#the trenches#dream smp#jack manifold#shut up i’m talking podcast#fucking crazy#imagine not having three to four years of your life taken up by minecraft roleplayers#and then having 60 percent of said roleplayers to be exposed as awful people#could not be me#unfortunately
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DAY 76: louis wain
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#siffrin isat#louis wain#for all of my followers who are not well versed in Codacheetah Lore#which is to say probably about 98 percent of you.#i fucking love louis wain#i cant even make a joke abt 'if i had a nickel for every time i drew a wain cat meeting a kaleidoscopic wain cat i'd have 2 nickels'#bc i would have THREE nickels. and soon i'll have four. ive been wanting to draw a third part to my wain cats for over a year#i love his adorable normal cats and his beautiful kaleidoscopic cats#i'd go more into how much i love his psychedelic cats but then id start typing way too much defending a guy that died a century ago#isat spoilers#<- very funny post to get that tag i think#EDIT: THIS IS THE ONLY IMAGE I'VE EDITED AFTER THE FACT. but there was a minor mistake that was pissing me off#it's fine... the defective version will also circle around too i guess... ue ue ue
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>be me
>be girl
>be redhead
>have five lettered name
>have name starting with the letter M
>some guy named Link pulls up
>befriend him
>mfw
#legend of zelda#loz#link#it is the curse#Mipha#botw#breath of the wild#marin#loz la#link’s awakening#midna#loz tp#twilight princess#malon#loz oot#ocarina of time#hers is a bit debatable… but if she did end up with the hero of time#then yeah#what is that#about a 50 percent survival rate?#could be#linked universe#i still don’t know how to tag#unreality#just in case#disclaimer:#I do not actually fit the above criteria#Twice A Coincidence Three Times A Pattern Four times means you’re fucked
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#us politics#republicans#conservatives#alt right#alt right jihad#political cartoons#toxic masculinity#xenophobia#xenophobes#racists#bigots#republican homophobia#magats#maga#yallqaeda#three percenters#proud boys#patriot front#white supremacists#fuck white supremacists#2023#@quentin.quarantino
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Okay so Trent absolutely knows shorthand and writes most of his notes in it right?
I think he probably also has horrible handwriting, he writes to fast and it makes his words incomprehensible. He's also dramatic enough to modify the shorthand he knows to ensure nobody knows what he's writing.
My point to all of this is, imagine him forgetting his notebook somewhere and someone from Richmond finds it, maybe Jamie or Roy or Rebecca and they're like "neat let's see what he wrote about me" only to be hit by complete nonsense (to them). Even the bits where he actually wrote something out are just indecipherable scribbles.
I think this is hilarious, the idea has been amusing me all day and I wanted to share it
what's hilarious is we have the same braincell, i literally also was like "does trent NEED to have personalized shorthand that's some sort of elaborate code he knows by heart so that no one can read his notes even if they had time? no. does he? definitely. if confronted he would claim that it's for journalistic integrity reasons, but truthfully it kind of makes him feel like a spy and he likes it." also because while some of it is genuine notes, some of it is just like. stupid shit. grocery list of shit he forgot to get earlier. jotting down a terrible pun ted made or some detail about something ted likes ("taking notes on your crush is both normal and regular behavior so long as no one ever sees or finds about it" trent reminds himself repeatedly)
and it's so much funnier if he also just has terrible handwriting and needn't have bothered bc no one could read it anyway. (same, trent, my brain goes faster than my hands. one time my dad's doctor looked at my handwriting when i was like, ten, and was like "wow, and you're smart kid, too. you should be a doctor when you grow up" dlfkgjdh)
ANYWAY i love the idea of them actively trying to snoop and it's just. complete gibberish. especially if then they're just like frowning down at it and then pan to behind them and trents like "looking for something" slgkjdfg
#ive actually been half brewing a fic about trent and his notebook/shorthand called stenography#so hmmmmm.#also theyd all have such different Snooping Behavior#jamie tries sooooo hard to act casual. flips open page with pen.#roy just keeps staring at it from the corner of his eye before going FUCK andthen just getting up and fully opening it#etc#also picturing. the entire team gathered around one (1) notebook#bumbercatch is now attempting to Decode It with his Mad Codebreaking Skills#and trent just walks in like oh i left my noteb--whaaaaat is happening#and it's the entire team all giving him the Deer In The Headlights look. crowded around his notebook.#and hes like. ................... and they're like ................#ALSO see#trent: you want to know a secret? the notebook is only about fifty percent notes for the book.#the other fifty percent? notes on ted. extensive notes on terrible puns he's made and the like. this here? this line?#this notes that he said his favorite muffin is blueberry. i brought him a blueberry muffin the next morning and said it was just an extra.#this bit? this is just 'trent lasso' written three times in a row. next to it i seem to have scribbled 'why are his eyes so pretty'. hm#jamie in an awed whisper: why are you telling me this#trent leaning in: Because No One Will Believe You.#anyway thats how jamie and trent become friends#he can respect that#confuses the hell out of roy though#askbox#trent crimm#tedtrent#tedependent
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I wondered why every time I see a cool moth it seems to be a geometer so I looked it up and uh. There are 23,000 described species of geometer moth?? So the cool ones always being geometrids checks out statistically I guess?? Man. I don’t know how lepidopteran taxonomists do it but that is Too Many. Twenty Three Thousands is too many species for a single family. That’s bonkers. Have y’all considered maybe elevating some of those subfamilies to families.
#the species distribution in Geometroidea is HYSTERICAL#there’s like ~700 uraniids 30 sematurids 30 epicopeiids 2 pseudobistonids#and TWENTY THREE FUCKING THOUSAND GEOMETRIDS#THAT’S LIKE THIRTEEN FUCKING PERCENT OF ALL OF LEPIDOPTERA#WHAT IS THIS!!!!!#im going to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and assume the phylogenetics are robust bc i don’t care enough to look it up#even so... man. no. that’s too many. it’s Too Many#ONE PERCENT OF ALL SPECIES OF EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ARE IN FAMILY GEOMETRIDAE#laurelnose.txt
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Just realized Andre Santana is literally the "Came back wrong" trope. For 5 years Michele thought he was dead, but he was not, but it still took her a year to get him back and when she did he was wrong compared to before.
#andre is such a fucked up boy#still love him#three percent#three percent netflix#3%#3% netflix#andre santana#michele santana#Tres por cento#tres porcento
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my phone battery life is in the absolute trenches
#diya’s musings#i didn’t use it for three hours and it dropped from 29 to 12 percent#and now about a few minutes later it’s at 8#ahhhhhhh this is bad#but fuck it we ball#just means i constantly need a portable charger with me#and i need to charge it more often#i will not give in to service or a replacement until this thing can literally not function w/o being plugged in
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i hate landlords
#aka mg rent is going up by FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS#FIFTY PERCENT INCREASE#i know my rent hasn't gone up in three years but what the fuck#personal
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#idg the ppl who make fun of ppl who label bullying as a trauma#my mum was bashed every day at school as a kid#then had to go home to deal with religious/cult brainwashing#i was bullied during 'no tolerance' beginnings so they just learned to jab at my appearance and ostracize me#im still deeply affected to the point where i cant form relationships without feeling on some subconscious level#that im actually being manipulated#and then i do end up getting manipulated#(there was other bullying going on but that was 95% of what they found they could get away with)#so basically im rly struggling with still feeling like a joke and like im someone whose only worth is to be fucked with in every conceivable#way as i hold no value in being seen as beautiful or lovable or likable or smart or funny or a complete person#because basically 90% of the people whove been in my life have treated me with active hostility#the other ten percent include people who were paid to not be hostile#one person out of all ive gone on more than one date with#and three friends i have now#only one of whom is willing to emotionally support me when im telling them IM STRUGGLING#anyway bullying solidified that i was a worthless pos to everyone on the planet and i dont know what kind of charmed#life these ppl have lived to not have bullying be the piss flavoured icing on the shit flavoured cake that was their childhood#okay the bullying got so bad for me that i ended up going thru psych abuse further familial abuse#a really shitty 'friendship' i had which futuer entrenched how worthless i was#which made me anthropophobic which was an horrific nightmare#i barely left the house for almost 7 years!!!!#THIS is why pplthink theyre autistic#no actually im just deeply confused as to why you would ever tell me the truth about anything#as i KNOW that im worthless and should die#the shits who laugh at bullying being considered a trauma to some come off as tho yhey were a bully...
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mutuals. friends and relations. can everyone cast a 10,000 explosion attack on genetic health queensland pls. thank you.
#‘we are withdrawing you from the follow up appointment list because you didn’t use your pathology request form’ BITCH I DID. I FUCKING DID#THEY TOOK MY BLOOD. THREE LITTLE VIALS.#this was a physical letter too when it could have and should have been an email#pinkyposting#sorry i’m pissed off. this is genetic testing for the BRCA-1 gene mutation btw. my mama has it.#it raises your chances of having breast cancer to SEVENTY ONE PERCENT.
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Me, writing in this world at 14: This is about magic, being GOOD at things, the power of friendship, and true love! Me, writing in this world at 30: This is about magic, burnout, the power of friendship, and relationship anarchy
#Need to make a tag for this book#look it's not just the main trio plus friends#The main triad is just who we need for the relationship that fits the book's timeline#it's also the three who get a chance to say fuck this I want to make the world better#well Deira and Solan get to say that multiple times#Gyffin is just speedrunning PTSD recovery any percent#for the first part anyway
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i don't read enough loz fic to know what the popular fanon is so maybe this already exists but there should be a revali and zelda besties agenda i think it would be good for them
#loz#botw#zelda#revali#i will be posting tonight like the champions never died#anyway just decided this. I think they would've initially bonded over having the same issue with link#cause they both initially don't like him bc they both view him as having had his destiny handed to him basically#while they work and work and work and still feel that they aren't seen as good enough#and then I think the fact that revali is really abrasive would be appealing to zelda tbh#cause she's a princess and often very composed in most of the memories she's having to sort of suppress a lot of her emotions#like she obviously gets very loud and angry with link but I really don't think that's her normal behavior#I think she does that both cause obviously he's the person it's easiest to pin all her frustration on#but ALSO because he's the only one she really CAN yell at. the people she's frustrated at are her 1. her dad#2. herself. and 3. link. other people around her would seem generally blameless for The Situation#she can't yell at her dad there's only so much you can do about hating yourself and no one ever wants to acknowledge that you hate yourself#you'd rather just hate someone else. and link is the easiest target of the three#and then on top of that link is generally very unreactive which pisses her off to no end initially#BUT does make yelling at him a thing with no consequences#anyway that was long winded but what I'm saying is that zelda is a person surrounded by very composed people#who has to be very composed herself. link being the one exception. but she's so angry and sad all the time#and not often able to vent her frustrations#BUT revali is so abrasive and rude like I think if zelda was friends with him it would be a great bitch4bitch moment#and then on revali's end like I think zelda would be SO fascinated in the science behind his flying technique#and he'd fucking preen at that he'd love it he'd be like she hates that twink too AND she appreciates my skill. ideal bestie material#and he doesn't seem like a very spiritual person. bird. bird person. so while I definitely don't think he's THE ONLY person#telling zelda “hey you don't need to be doing this much praying your other contributions are good also”#it's still always good for zelda to have more people in her corner#and I do think he'd acknowledge the skill she has in other areas bc it's something she worked hard on I think he'd do that#realizing 90 percent of that was “why zelda needs revali as a bff” and not the other way around#always thinking of my girl exclusively it's true. never beating the zeldapilled allegations
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ted lasso walks around with his Ass Clenched but jason sudeikis doesn’t so this mean it’s an acting choice and i have questions for him
#first. why. second. why.#in this essay i will discuss why ted lasso needs to get pegged or fucked and how it would make him feel at least sixty three percent better#i wonder if jason also has this essay#ted lasso#tv tag
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okay i’m done. i’ll still read tsats but i’m gonna need a cigarette. someone do me a solid & remind me to update ceaseless eve tomorrow i’m so serious
#it's been over three weeks oh my god ':)#i do have an itty-bitty geology final worth thirty percent of my grade but fuck it we ball#valdangelo#pjo
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