#Three. Fucking. Percent.

[hypodermicfroggy]

[cl0wnzzy]

sister to sleep, the drugs and zero percent are fucking epic, if anyone has unreleased mcr tracks to share pls tell me coz i wanna hear em all

[dysabria]

just had to explain the dsmp to someone who had never heard of it before because they sent me a clip from tommyinnit and jack manifold’s new podcast without knowing who they were. i took instant psychic damage and i think it shaved about ten years off my lifespan

[confusioncorvid]

>be me

>be girl

>be redhead

>have five lettered name

>have name starting with the letter M

>some guy named Link pulls up

>befriend him

>mfw

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

"Banned from my blog before he even gets here" I say. I trip and pictures from my wallet spill out everywhere. Dondonttodnofthosearent those aren't mine awhfuck oh piss those are for a friend!! !those are for the police officers they need more pictures for the Wanted posters of him and I'm just delivering those

[stormywinter42]

MY PHONE IS LITERALLY PLUGGED IN WHY IS THE BATTERY HOING DOWN

[m0thisonfire]

I cannot believe this, the https/:deckers die mission fucking corrupted all my Juvie saves on SR3 after a game crash

Miller

How the fuck did you corrupt all my saves from inside my game Miller

[okthatsgreat]

cant stop singing from teen beach movie has unfortunately infected most of my statistics but yea everything else tracks about this spotify wrapped .

[lokh]

you have GOT to be fucking joking

[rbtlvr]

two absolutely killer songs today lets fucking go

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

Okay so Trent absolutely knows shorthand and writes most of his notes in it right?

I think he probably also has horrible handwriting, he writes to fast and it makes his words incomprehensible. He's also dramatic enough to modify the shorthand he knows to ensure nobody knows what he's writing.

My point to all of this is, imagine him forgetting his notebook somewhere and someone from Richmond finds it, maybe Jamie or Roy or Rebecca and they're like "neat let's see what he wrote about me" only to be hit by complete nonsense (to them). Even the bits where he actually wrote something out are just indecipherable scribbles.

I think this is hilarious, the idea has been amusing me all day and I wanted to share it

what's hilarious is we have the same braincell, i literally also was like "does trent NEED to have personalized shorthand that's some sort of elaborate code he knows by heart so that no one can read his notes even if they had time? no. does he? definitely. if confronted he would claim that it's for journalistic integrity reasons, but truthfully it kind of makes him feel like a spy and he likes it." also because while some of it is genuine notes, some of it is just like. stupid shit. grocery list of shit he forgot to get earlier. jotting down a terrible pun ted made or some detail about something ted likes ("taking notes on your crush is both normal and regular behavior so long as no one ever sees or finds about it" trent reminds himself repeatedly)

and it's so much funnier if he also just has terrible handwriting and needn't have bothered bc no one could read it anyway. (same, trent, my brain goes faster than my hands. one time my dad's doctor looked at my handwriting when i was like, ten, and was like "wow, and you're smart kid, too. you should be a doctor when you grow up" dlfkgjdh)

ANYWAY i love the idea of them actively trying to snoop and it's just. complete gibberish. especially if then they're just like frowning down at it and then pan to behind them and trents like "looking for something" slgkjdfg

[laurelnose]

I wondered why every time I see a cool moth it seems to be a geometer so I looked it up and uh. There are 23,000 described species of geometer moth?? So the cool ones always being geometrids checks out statistically I guess?? Man. I don’t know how lepidopteran taxonomists do it but that is Too Many. Twenty Three Thousands is too many species for a single family. That’s bonkers. Have y’all considered maybe elevating some of those subfamilies to families.

[feuer-bluete]

Just realized Andre Santana is literally the "Came back wrong" trope. For 5 years Michele thought he was dead, but he was not, but it still took her a year to get him back and when she did he was wrong compared to before.

[mainepdf]

my phone battery life is in the absolute trenches

[pinkybuttons]

mutuals. friends and relations. can everyone cast a 10,000 explosion attack on genetic health queensland pls. thank you.

[milflewis]

ted lasso walks around with his Ass Clenched but jason sudeikis doesn’t so this mean it’s an acting choice and i have questions for him