#This wine isn't

[amid-fandoms]

no youtubers have ever aged this well ever

[fractangle]

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #29: Wheat But Not Bread, Fruit But Not Wine

[demaparbat-hp]

Regarding the Cherry Wine Incident.

[myuminji]

the bride walked down the aisle to where the groom stood, and there they exchanged their vows in front of the altar...

[utilitycaster]

I feel like a lot of people mistake comic relief or goofiness for lack of effort or caring by the creator, and that belies a real lack of understanding of like, writing and humor and art in general.

[scribeofmorpheus]

everyday i learn more about joplin, everyday i wish they just cancelled veilguard or took longer to make the joplin project they envisioned.

i think i'm just gonna put all the blame on anthem atp.

[article link]

if they were in such a rush to make me5, why didn't they just go ahead with that project and then make da4 after--if the funds allowed for it?! i bought the artbook and that literally just made me go down a spiral.

like... this hurts me so much man.

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[copia]

THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF GHOST ⛧ DAY THREE

favourite song from Opus Eponymous — Con Clavi Con Dio

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY] You are uncordially invited to attend the Ministry's conjuration for a night of infernal psalms. Be guided in praise of Sathanas by Papa Emeritus il Quarto; be led in worship of His Unholy Majesty; He shall rise, from precipice through birth. Tonight, siamo con il nostro Dio Scuro!

[not-your-bro]

[prettymediocrewizard]

Finished some sketches of beloved winged Tenma + Grimmer from @good-wine-and-cheese's fic Fragile Bird. I really enjoyed this AU and wanted to draw some cute stuff for it~~

and one meme under the cut ↴

I did this redraw specifically for me... and maybe like, 2 other people if they find it amusing

[basilbots]

Sun saying he doesn't understand Lunar at all despite arguably being able to relate to everything he's been through the most is so beautifully tragic. They care about each other but they're not close like that, they don't talk about it, and even if they did Lunar has problems acknowledging other people's trauma and that they can still relate even if it's not the exact same. Also QwQ Earth: You're a really good brother Sun: Oh... That means a lot to me

[yuri-is-online]

List of characters that i think smoke a lil weed:

Riddle. He needs to chill the fuck out. I don't think he'd be able to handle smoking though, physically or mentally, so like. Trey should maybe slip him a strawberry tart with some ganja in it

Cater. Let him find the will the live and spiritually high five Morgan freeman or smth idk

Ace and Deuce. Another day, another heart attack cause Yuu got into a situation again

Trey. Partially because we both know damn well how stressed he is on a daily, but mostly because I just want the strict "Rule Following Dorm" to just be chalk full of stoners. Never let them know your next move! 🤙

Ruggie. He deserves it. Weirdly enough, he actually preforms better at his jobs when he's high as balls (this is based on one of my brother's. He can't drive for shit but he can smoke a blunt and then suddenly he turns into a chauffeur???)

Jade. I don't think he would need it or even really feel a desire to do it; he just wanted to know what it felt like the first time he did it, but then Yuu shotgunned him once and now he's much more willing to smoke. Probably makes the best food ever when he's high

Jamil. Look me in my eye and tell me he doesn't need Marijuana like a white mom needs a live laugh love sign. You cant. He can't do it too much though cause whenever he gets high he ends up just. Melting into his floor and stares at the ceiling for the next few hours and he can't do shit.

Kalim. He wants to be included. Also I think he would be a crier cause Lord knows he needs a good sob

Epel. He'll do just about anything if he thinks it'll make him cooler, and in his mind, weed is pretty cool. It is significantly less cool when he starts coughing like he's trying to puke out his organs though.

Vil. I don't really know why, he just would. He wouldn't smoke it though. Probably just eat an edible, and not the normal ones like a brownie or a cookie or some type of sweet, nah. He's going for the peanut butter. "Vil why is your peanut butter green?" "It's made with pistachios" "Ok but why are your eyes so red" "it's windy out here". He's so good at lying through his teeth when it comes to this but come on! He needs a break! Let him do this or he's gonna bite neiges head off!

I dont think Rook would. I don't why for this either, it's just the vibes. Rook is staying sober.

Idia tried it once to see what the hype was about and started choking. He's one if those people who isn't affected by Marijuana so he didn't really do it again. Until those cotton candy vapes came out and then he tried it again.

Lilia. I don't think I have to explain this.

Yuu. They were the one that got everyone else smoking. The probably grow it in their garden and tell people it's mint (also inspired by my brother). They're stressed constantly and making out with their boyfriend doesn't always take that stress away, so why not make out with their boyfriend, but high.

Honorable mention: Sam! He's just cool like that.

Honorable mention: Chen'ya! Cause I feel like he would.

I know nothing about smoking weed because the smell makes me kind of sick so I will take your word for it that this list is accurate. I do know a decent bit about drinking vodka straight from the bottle so allow me to give you my list of people who I think would do that:

Crewel- i think he's a cocktail guy but sometimes he just doesn't have the patience. He also has a big bottle of absinthe for emergencies. It's been getting a work out with all the overblots this year.

Lilia- used to back when he was traveling the world, nowadays he prefers not to so he can set a good example for Silver. Probably sticks to weed since it's more natural

Floyd- I feel like he makes those toxic jungle juice mixes that you can't tell the alcohol content of for "funzies" but then refuses to drink it himself and just drinks it from the bottle.

Epel- again he thinks it makes him look cool. He hates vodka because as a proud citizen of Harveston he strikes me as more of a cider guy but he still assumes he looked cool.

Sebek- he did it on a dare and he hated every second of it.

Ruggie- he does the thing where he gets cheap vodka and puts it through a brita filter to make it better.

Leona- he is too lazy to get himself something better. Do you think he smokes weed or sticks to catnip? And if you asked him that how loud do you think he would laugh before trying to beat your ass?

Yuu- at all times they look like this to me:

[sergle]

I think my favorite thing about doing ginger red hair instead of cherry red hair is: lying to people about it

[pennamepersona]

mr wines: [screaming and sobbing on the cricket pitch about how it used to be a king]

me, twirling my very short hair: you're REALLY tall.....

[wildflowercryptid]

doodles of cliff at 29 years old, thriving while living in mineral town & making new friends during his delivery trips to forgotten valley!

[queen-of-prophecy]

@cruel-as-the-midday-sun

Year 1836 A.D~The Ring of Gluttony:

The shimmering pink portal came unannounced, unexpected, uninvited to the Palace of Beasts. Dressed in rich reds that hung from her body like silken wine, Queen Vine exited the portal with an air of regal disinterest.

She was crashing a party, per her custom. But her heart wasn't really in it this time.

Anytime Prince Rakesh held one of his grand banquets, it promised to be a good time. The baths were open for groups to refresh together, food and liquor flowed freely, spiced, sweetened, and every flavor under the sun. Music played in various spots throughout the house, so it could always be heard no matter what room you were in. The nobles gathered here with enthusiasm, sampling the new recipe of fanchonettes in their delicate pastry.

Vine entered, but so quietly that for once she was overlooked. Before she might have been insulted no one saw her right away. This time she....was a bit grateful.

She had buried a friend six months ago. Ferdie.

It was to be expected. Ferdie had been a hellhound, a skinny lad with dark skin and barely any fur, goofy looking eyes and a smile that made his tongue loll out. Vine had 'adopted' him, after he'd taken a stint as a bodyguard...but failed when he kept giggling at his charges. Vine liked a fellow bold enough to laugh at a noble, and took him in. He had made her laugh countless times during his tenure as her friend.

Then he got a cough. And the cough got worse. No matter what medicines or tinctures Vine poured down his throat, his condition worsened. And eventually he curled up into bed, shivering until his body stopped moving entirely. He had been with her a short time....only five years.

So when Vine entered the room unseen, the others absorbed in their pleasures, she moved unseen as well. She had attended without permission out of habit, and perhaps to prove she could keep to the old schedule. But she did not shower anyone in gifts, or pass around concerning prophecies with a wink. She passed through the crowd slowly, and went to find a room with a view of the gardens. Perhaps hoping that the presence of others might soothe the ache of loneliness she'd been feeling. Most times after losing a companion, she might not emerge from her tower for a year.

But the solitude had been getting to her. More and more each time a companion died.

In time, she found a guest room with a suitable view of the palatial gardens. There was still the playing of music, and the sound of guests chattering. That was enough, perhaps. And when a little imp servant found her, she ordered the wine the staff knew she liked.

Except when it came, it tasted....wrong.

"It's wrong. Send it back."

The imp blinked in confusion. "But Your Highness, it's the same vintage you ask for every time you come."

"Yes it is. But this time it tastes wrong." She set the cup back down on their tray. "Send it back and bring one that tastes right."

The imp left in confusion, and Vine sat in the armchair, looking out over the sculptural jungle Rakesh had built for himself. There was another sound that could be heard over the murmur of the party, a bird singing in the garden, or the animals of his menagerie yowling and making their animal calls.

Yet something like silence was filling her on the inside, dimming her joy.

[respectthepetty]

So . . . the red ankh that Pat has means he is the insignia like all of us keep thinking, right?

I still think Pat is the governor because of all of his red

But was the governor actually the man who is locked in the basement and Pat is actually a really special vampire who holds the key to eternal life (the ankh)?

Either way, Pat's color is changing because he is in love with Poom since he swung between his normal dark to Poom's light

To being gray

To even more gray (with the red still present)

To white (with the red still present)

And he even woke up in the white (with the red very present)

Pat must be a vampire!

Because the red is for the vampires (in love)

And the badass vampire parents are always surrounded by red.

So even though Kin had no red around him this episode, I don't trust him, and I'm still very convinced he is actually Kiw.

I'm invested in this a ridiculous amount, and next week, it's giving me a wedding, so this show continues to not hurt me unlike all these others.

Now if only the kids would've paid attention in history class.