#This is probably only for a target audience of me and only me but I think I'm funny

[miserable-something]

the court physician and the second born

[c1nto]

=> zenkaiger x BL <=

[chronic-cynic]

I know everyone wants a Solitaire movie (and so do I) but I honestly think they'd fuck it up beyond anyone's imagination.

[gatzbright]

find me in the future

[a dnf howl’s moving castle au]

Dream: George ... I'm going to blow up. Come with me.

Dream: That's my boy!

dreaming up dream and george in nunki @demonstars Howl's Moving Castle au. happy birthday nunki !!!!! ur howl dream au means Everything to me &lt;3

[kardulis]

my fave thing about the wad polaroids tumblr account is the way so many of the twitter people have kpop-related usernames... when im on twt and see a new pola i don't register whether the op is a kpop stan too bc my tl is full of it (and dnp) regardless but on tumblr the username is the first thing i notice

being a kpoppie really convinced us to not even blink before buying a merch item just because it comes with a silly little photocard 💀

[spatio-rift]

pov you just talked during saiko-samas info dumping time

[rainbyte]

All of Identity V as TF2 classes 💥

[kangyeosaang]

eunkwang · weverse live · 230707

[prick-up-ur-ears]

finally convinced my teenage cousin to watch twilight and had the horribly cursed idea of an imodna twilight au

[professional-termite]

Show us a bit of a WIP!

alr heres an unedited excerpt from the prologue/first chapter of my ness the waiter x lore crackfic. dont question whats happening here itll all make sense eventually (maybe)

Ness didn’t usually pay all that much attention on his commute home. Perhaps if he had, none of it would’ve happened.

As he flicked on his turn indicator and cruised down main, his mind was more on vague thoughts of what he was going to eat when he got home. He’d driven the route so many times it felt like second nature. It was easier than feeling his way around his room in the dark (something he did every morning, because he despised the colour of the lights in his small apartment).

The windows of the stores along the street were decorated with spiders and witches and pumpkins in preparation for Halloween. Ness admired them for a moment before his attention shifted. One of the bakeries, an old-style one that’d been there since before Ness was born, had a large red sign in the window reading Closing Forever Soon! Sale! in bold font. It was kind of endearing, and a little sad, in a hideous, hand-made way.

The traffic light switched from red to yellow to green a few moments before Ness reached the intersection. Ness smiled and didn’t even slow down as he rolled through. Perhaps if he’d taken the time to slow down slightly and look, he could’ve avoided the accident.

Ness saw the truck through the corner of his eye, but it didn’t really register what was happening at first. At the very last second, he snapped out of his daze and tried to swerve.

Perhaps if he hadn’t, he would’ve lived.

[politemagic]

reading my placeholder text in my wips for when i have better words never fails to crack me up like

"She forced herself to tear her eyes away from the way the tight shirt accentuated them titties"

(inspiration for this shirt below the cut bc you just gotta see it)

SINGLE DAD IVY GOING OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE AND HIS SHIRT FITS TIGHTER THAN IT USED TO

[eddiezpaghetti]

Okay so I was listening to the "Mike's Basement Beats" playlist--don't fucking look at me like that--and this fucking song came on.

And my old-ass-stupid-ass-nerd ass immediately went "Why does this sound like they made it with the goddamn Zelda II soundfont?"

And I'm far too fucking smug about the fact that I made Mike play Zelda II whilst hungover in From Vecna to Van Nuys.

Somehow, this makes me feel like I've got this boy pegged. This pigeonhole is absolutely stuffed full of pigeon. No one can tell me otherwise.

[m00ngbin]

I feel like barf and I spent a bunch of time stress studying for a bunch of exams that are two months to a year away so I can't say that my commentary is going to be spectacular and everything that these next two chapters deserve but by god I'm going to try and that's all that I really need to do anyways

[essektheylyss]

I have, against all good judgment, started playing Control. I did make it through the first challenge without dying (after I got past the first proper jump) which bodes better than expected, given my video game track record, but we'll see how it goes.

Anyway, I need to make a version of the Socrates meme but with Jesse getting hired as director immediately upon the culmination of some decades-long revenge quest.

[mcybree]

You can trust me to participate in the FH week so normally (:

woaw me too!!! Crazy…

[lovemayble]

why is uncle richard kinda 👀