#This is a serious RP blog I promise!

[scorching-passion]

@the-nexus​ asked: "You know, people can hear you." - From Zack (Also, hello~!) random (chaotic) dialogue starters - ACCEPTING

Sometimes a tune was destined to get stuck in ones head, and Roche was certainly no exception to this rule. He can’t think for the life of him where he’d heard the song before, but having the thing bouncing around his head since that morning was driving the Third a touch batty. 

Though, as the pair of them stood either side of the conference room doors - both of them waiting for their respective mentors - he hadn’t realised he was actually singing aloud until one Zack Fair would point it out to him. A pause and a stagnant silence followed in those awkward moments upon realising that they’re not the only ones in the room; SOLDIER operatives filtering in through the adjacent doors to pick up missions from the digital display, another man in his underwear on the far side attempting to change into a fresh uniform. 

Was Roche’s singing so terrible? He certainly didn’t think so. No, that most definitely couldn’t be the reason for the rude interruption of his solo serenade.  

And far be it from Roche to allow himself to feel the burn of mild humiliation.  He was certainly nothing else if not larger than life itself.  And if he was going down in this figurative fire, then he was dragging Fair down with him! 

A click of the fingers, a tap of the foot, a knowing smirk and a side glance towards his fellow raven-haired SOLDIER beside him before the blond would suddenly lunge for the man, pulling him into a dance to the tune of his own voice bellowing into song in that very instance; perhaps to Zack Fair’s unadulterated horror, Roche really didn’t care~

“♪~When I think of you, I feel like flying, like a dream come true, bad times are dying. When I think of you, I need your body tonight~♪” 

If this Third Class SOLDIER didn’t have a reputation before… he certainly made his own today.

[naruto-9tails]

He stepped on a lego.

[bloodwr4th]

this is me about mr kol mikaelson..... but potato potato, right?

[dentsgrace]

LITERALLY gilda every time a man tells her " everything's gonna be fine. "

[weavewilled]

anyway i saw this on reddit this morning and can't stop laughing help i've been dying for an hour

SPOOKY BEAM

[gemkun]

how does it feel to be inferior to my great glory 🎤

kafka in her aeonhood era ?

[killianlynch]

If you hate women so much then why do you say you love your fan girls and are nice to us? /genq

Well sweetcheeks... the answer is very fuckin simple and it's called superficial charm. Try to use that cute lil brain, why in the fucking ever living fucking fuck would I tell any bitch how I really goddamn feel? Bitches flock to me like flies flock to shit, I charm the goddamn hell outta em to get what I want, and there's only one thing I want from em: sex. 😂

But that don't mean I can't give ya one very lovely, romantic date and night if ya let me. You'll never see me again but I'll treat you right and give you the best night of your life. I can be very sweet if I wanna be. Whatta say, baby girl? ;)

OOC: I literally slumped typing this, I do not support any of Killian's answer but I keep him in character. I am so sorry you have to read this anon. Killian is a vile man and pure evil, but he's very manipulative and... Well, as was said, he behaves in whatever way he needs to in order to achieve his goals. I really can't overstate how much I condemn his beliefs and actions and words. Please remember this is an RP blog of a fictional character from a horror franchise and meant for entertainment purposes only. Nothing on this blog is a representation of the owner, reality or real people. /serious

[kcgarashi]

rera when someone doesn't fall for her terrible pickup lines

rera when someone does fall for her terrible pickup lines

[madeimpact]

@paraleech said: what if there was no ice cream. what if i ate it all

You have taken away Roxas's substitute for therapy. Roxas will now vanish back into Sora's heart and cease to exist.

[cryoexorcist]

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[atimebombarcarchive]

I am using the beta editor now but if you're using legacy, we'll make it work. Sometimes replies might be ugly, or have an extra reply, or be missing everything but my reply. Shit happens. It's not the end of the world. It's just tumblr RP. But yeah, I'm using beta so some replies might be ugly until everything gets transitioned and fixed lmao.

[profesada]

[fatalsmile]

Open to anyone Plot: Julie is new to the states. Your muse convinced her to go with them to thanksgiving somewhere and she wants your muse to wear a turkey costume. Don’t let her fool you now, she knows no one wears a Turkey costume, they do have thanksgiving in Canada in October. She just wants the content for her social media. honestly bestie idk I was reminded of something she said on discord and had to.

“So what you’re saying is, you won’t wear the Turkey costume?” She asked, holding it up once again. “Given this is my first thanksgiving in America I asked a friend and he said that someone has to wear a Turkey outfit and since I’m far too hot to wear it, and the rest of the people attending I don’t know it falls down to you.” Julie once again offered the costume to them. “You’d make a sexy Turkey, if that would make you feel better?”

[m0rmnt]

jorah when dany talks kneeling for him: 👀

[fatalsmiles]

I want to like, eat but nothing looks good. Maybe I should take a nap instead.

[gemkun]

stabby stab stab