#This is a serious RP blog I promise!

[naruto-9tails]

He stepped on a lego.

[bloodwr4th-a]

this is me about mr kol mikaelson..... but potato potato, right?

[dentsgrace]

LITERALLY gilda every time a man tells her " everything's gonna be fine. "

[weavewilled]

anyway i saw this on reddit this morning and can't stop laughing help i've been dying for an hour

SPOOKY BEAM

[gemkun]

how does it feel to be inferior to my great glory 🎤

kafka in her aeonhood era ?

[killianlynch]

If you hate women so much then why do you say you love your fan girls and are nice to us? /genq

Well sweetcheeks... the answer is very fuckin simple and it's called superficial charm. Try to use that cute lil brain, why in the fucking ever living fucking fuck would I tell any bitch how I really goddamn feel? Bitches flock to me like flies flock to shit, I charm the goddamn hell outta em to get what I want, and there's only one thing I want from em: sex. 😂

But that don't mean I can't give ya one very lovely, romantic date and night if ya let me. You'll never see me again but I'll treat you right and give you the best night of your life. I can be very sweet if I wanna be. Whatta say, baby girl? ;)

OOC: I literally slumped typing this, I do not support any of Killian's answer but I keep him in character. I am so sorry you have to read this anon. Killian is a vile man and pure evil, but he's very manipulative and... Well, as was said, he behaves in whatever way he needs to in order to achieve his goals. I really can't overstate how much I condemn his beliefs and actions and words. Please remember this is an RP blog of a fictional character from a horror franchise and meant for entertainment purposes only. Nothing on this blog is a representation of the owner, reality or real people. /serious

[kcgarashi]

rera when someone doesn't fall for her terrible pickup lines

rera when someone does fall for her terrible pickup lines

[madeimpact]

@paraleech said: what if there was no ice cream. what if i ate it all

You have taken away Roxas's substitute for therapy. Roxas will now vanish back into Sora's heart and cease to exist.

[cryoexorcist]

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[atimebombarcarchive]

I am using the beta editor now but if you're using legacy, we'll make it work. Sometimes replies might be ugly, or have an extra reply, or be missing everything but my reply. Shit happens. It's not the end of the world. It's just tumblr RP. But yeah, I'm using beta so some replies might be ugly until everything gets transitioned and fixed lmao.

[profesada]

[dizzy-stargazer]

"Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"

[badrcputation]

@remembranced replied to your post “”:

"We serve food here, sir."

— "It's BARELY food."

[maskdrawn]

Open to anyone Plot: Julie is new to the states. Your muse convinced her to go with them to thanksgiving somewhere and she wants your muse to wear a turkey costume. Don’t let her fool you now, she knows no one wears a Turkey costume, they do have thanksgiving in Canada in October. She just wants the content for her social media. honestly bestie idk I was reminded of something she said on discord and had to.

“So what you’re saying is, you won’t wear the Turkey costume?” She asked, holding it up once again. “Given this is my first thanksgiving in America I asked a friend and he said that someone has to wear a Turkey outfit and since I’m far too hot to wear it, and the rest of the people attending I don’t know it falls down to you.” Julie once again offered the costume to them. “You’d make a sexy Turkey, if that would make you feel better?”

[m0rmnt]

jorah when dany talks kneeling for him: 👀

[gemkun]

stabby stab stab