#This is a preemptive shut up
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#dc x dp#dp x dc#dan phantom#dark danny#tim drake#red robin#dc#batman#danny phantom#art#belfry draws#yes i modified both their costumes don't @ me--#okay also preemptive disclaimer i KNOW there r elements from different eras/designs on tims costume it was on PURPOSE i draw what i want#and i want a neat silhouette with a bird cape so BITE ME/lh#i can't give him the baldcap cowl okay i can't#why doesn't it at least have some ridging....... detailing...... ANYTHING#the feather cape fucks severely and if u disagree. ur wrong--#don't look at the batarang too closely btw#sorry idk why i'm so hostile <- had a full shift today <- customer service employee#anywho i'll shut up now sorry--
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jon val jon or something
#jean valjean#les miserables#les mis#meme#no bc i just read the part where FIRST of all he's 'so happy his conscience began to bother him' and immediately goes 'can't have that'#and then he 'lived in the backyard like a dog' OF HIS OWN HOUSE WHILE COSETTE IS IN THE MAIN BUILDING#and jvj my beloved i am obsessed with you king but it is SO unhealthy to intentionally deprive yourself just so someone else can tell you..#'no no don't do that you need to take care of yourself' like bro i know you want to be nurtured and have someone prove their love for you#but it's really not great that the only way you keep your room at a liveable temperature and eat good food is when cosette is making you#i say this without judgement bc that was me once too but good GOD man your identity cannot be her!!!!#and stop with the preemptive self-inflicted harm!!! stop with the self-protective and yet -destructive distancing!!#you're only doing that because you want someone to tell you to stop!!!!!#alternate chapter title: in which an old man finds himself at home among the youth (2014 tumblr)#ANYways all this to say jvj is a projectable 10000% and i hate him because i love him because i hate that version of me bc i love me#or: SHUT UP AND BE LOVED YOU SILLY OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#kay has a party in the tags#kay can i just catch my breath for a second#kay is a classical literature nerd#my meme
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Eddie Diaz is so “I get mean when I’m nervous like a bad dog” coded
#rip Eddie Diaz you would’ve loved Mitski#I beg you guys to go look up the lyric meanings in full to Cop Car cos you’ll get what I mean#even the “I’ve preemptively blocked all the exits’ about her ensuring she can stay in delusion#by shutting everyone out#and the references to death#and the past lovers#DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN#WHERE ARE MY MITSKI OBSESSED GAY PEOPLE GET OVER HERE#911#buddie#evan buckley#911 abc#eddie diaz#911 fox#evan buck buckley#911onfox#buckley diaz family
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there's a special place in hell for people who take a natural disaster and make it about fucking politics or about how the people who live there "deserve it" or some shit
#hi as someone originally from western nc whose hometown has been devastated by hurricane helene with friends i still can't get in touch with#literally FUCK all of you#not so much on tumblr but i have seen the most rancid shit today so for anyone seeing this i am preemptively begging you to shut up#especially if you're not from the south. shut the fuck up.
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GUESS WHAT I HIT.
69K.
NICE.
#I did briefly go 'maybe I should write another 700 words and just get to 70k'#and then was like. shut up go to sleep leave it at 69. for the lulz.#but GOD okay this is happening it's going I am GETTING THERE.#LIKE A SCENE AND A HALF UNTIL SHIT HITS THE FAN AND HONESTLY THIS IS THE 'GETTING WEIRD' PART#IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.#I am preemptively worrying that the ending is not gonna be satisfying but IT DOESN'T MATTER RN. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP#it has to be written to edit it has to be written to edit#actually I was listening to the recent episode of print run podcast (recommend for anyone interested in the publishing industry)#and it was very funny cuz one of them is a writer#and he is also catholic. and they were arguing over 'you can't edit a blank page'#and he was like 'no no. you haven't sinned when there's nothing yet. if i sit perfectly still no one will smite me.'#I'm still laughing about it. what a mood lmfao#anyway I am not taking it to heart but it was funny as hell. personally attacked with that one. anyway#megs is writing
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*watches the prequel trilogy with the og trilogy once* GUYS I THINK I UNDERSTAND STAR WARS NOW
#star wars#I have enough chaotic thoughts that I could let this take over my blog for a short time but I probably won’t lol#it’s just that I spent the prequels going ‘ok but this is Bad’ a lot of the time#but then I followed them with the og trilogy (which I’d at least 60% seen before) and suddenly that new background information MADE SENSE#like. Darth Vader. he really IS protective of Luke from the get go. like. hello Anakin.#so like. parts of it are still a bit of a dumpster fire.#BUT I SEE THE FRAMEWORK NOW#brb thinking about Leia carrying her mother’s sadness. that’s a thought. ‘Beautiful and kind and sad’#like. just. oof.#I also actually understand why the prequels are Bad now which is fun and I’m temporarily obsessed with them#may watch TFA at some point because I wanna meet Rey and Finn but I will not complete the sequel trilogy lol#little bro says the sequels Aren’t Star Wars and I preemptively agree but I just wanna steal the good parts to add to my mind#may watch Rogue One at some point too#and then we’ll see if I submit myself to the devastation of the clone wars because I probably shouldn’t but also it would probably fix me#I’m gonna shut up now. I should get ready for bed.
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When someone sneezes while holding a drink and you can see the liquid sloshing from the force, threatening to spill over the edge of the container. Even better if they have a person or people around them who rush to try and take the cup/glass/mug so the sneezer can sneeze freely, without the risk of getting soaked. (Leave that to the rest of us who are watching and imagining this scenario. 🤤)
#hot beverages raise the stakes tenfold#which is why colds + tea are a great combination#and when another person notices the sneeze coming on before the sneezer does? and preemptively takes their beverage?#that is my love language#oh and when the sneezer tries to put the cup down themself#but they are so wrapped up in the sneezing process the rest of their faculties shut down#so their efforts are aimless and pathetic 😮💨
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hey yknow what. would yall like it if i started dropping recipes like.. weekly. or biweekly. or whenever i remember to. ive mentioned a good couple few times i like cooking and baking so uh. sharing is caring or smth
no nuance bc fuck you do you want my shit or nah
#kitchen time w mars#(<- preemptively making a tag for this)#ive got to add more stuff to my recipe notebook anyway so while im posting the ones i have ill be acquiring new stuff as well#oh btw its highly unlikely the result of this poll will stop me recipe posting. yall know i cannot shut up i gotta post all the time
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Ha; trust me of all people to not remember that today is Father's Day...
#he was more unsettled by the 'needing a baby' remark last night than I thought#(and with today being what it is I can see why it might have seemed targeted; to say the least)#which was NOT the kind of conversation I thought I'd be having this morning; but...#...it was nice. really good actually.#on one hand it just reiterated where we both were already at and nothing has actually CHANGED; but at the same time...#...I don't know. something FEELS just a little bit different now and it's just.#good. HE'S good.#but; anyway#all of you preemptively shut up#pkmn irl#rotomblr#pokeblogging
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I gotta say some of the most annoying pro-voting rhetoric I have seen on this website has come from the UK and on one hand I respect the audacity but on the other I'm not about to let the fucking brexit country talk to me about voting
#this is regardless of my personal feelings about voting#for clarification I voted last week so everyone preemptively shut the fuck up#I just think if youre british you should shut the fuck up about american politics forever#everyone else is allowed an opinion except the british
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Oh, my favorite One Piece character? Sanji! Unless he opens his mouth. Then my favorite is Ace.
#i love sanji in THEORY#and then whenever he's on screen he goes “OH NAMI-SWAAAAAAAN” in that really annoying voice and i immediately want to punt him#i know how zoro feels now#watching the anime did irreparable damage to my love for sanji#my eye twitches preemptively whenever i see him now#i'm like zoro in that i can't stand sanji but i would also fight to the death if it meant he lived#not even romantically just like in general. also like zoro#but it's gotten so bad that my dad's taken to speaking in sanji's annoying 'love mode' tone of voice just to piss me off#he's a great character! i just wish he'd stop talking#i specifically wish he'd stop the love mode thing whenever a woman breathes#but i'd also physically recoil if he ever actually stopped like WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BOY#actually oda could totally use that if sanji really DOES lose his emotions#but yeah sanji's my favorite. but my favorite is also ace. i live in a cruel world#bc one is a borderline womanizer and the other is fucking dead#anyways i'm gonna shut up now if you read all this i am a blubbering mess on the floor
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i NEED my mother to get medicated because she does NOT understand how this stuff works
#speak friend and enter#i have a doctors appointment coming up and i told her im going to take a preemptive ativan so that i don't freak out#and she goes 'do you really think you still need that 🤨 you should be able to think clearly'#like bitchhhhhhh shut up!!! just because i take another all-the-time medication doesn't mean i magically don't have ptsd all of the sudden#i have an incurable mental illness and it's not gonna go away with one medication. the medication makes it manageable but doesn't cure it#and i know if i don't take the ativan i'll be a total mess and she'll just tell me to shut up because im embarrassing her. i can't win#cannot wait to get out of here and stop talking to her. once i move she's getting nothing out of me
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WHOS READY FOR SIDE ORDER!?!?!?
#block the side order spoilers tag preemptively#im not gonna shut up about this#plague's thoughts#splatoon 3#side order
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The thing is, I don't want to hit people (aka all 4 readers of this fic once it gets published) over the head with the Themes™ but also I need to actually sufficiently establish the emotional through-line so that stuff doesn't just come out of nowhere.
Writing is hard.
#I am reminded why I tend to stay under 5k#fucking hell you have NO idea how many times I've almost given up on this thing#but I said I was going to finish it. so finish it I shall.#(even if it's bad. but I've spent so much time with it I don't think I could honestly gauge whether it's bad or not lmao.)#The Fic That's A Lot#(I feel the need to preemptively apologize to anyone interested in reading this in case it IS bad but I don't think I'm supposed to do that#(like I think my therapist would be upset if I did that. so I guess I won't. I AM sorry I won't shut up about this though.)
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When I call the man a sweetie pie I mean it in the same way you’d say it to a tiny cute dog btw 🙏
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I know in my soul that going anywhere this particular friend will end in getting so drunk I struggle to know my own name and also I’m not meant to be drinking on this medication anyway but my god! is it better than spending anymore time with my family
#hello I am Lina and I have a preemptive hangover#also flat above is so fucking loud please shut up#Christ I don’t live my life and then when I do it is somehow worse than not living it#alcohol miraculously not a cure for depression and/or my various individual insanities#plus I never drink bcs household is supposed to be dry for my father (hahahahahaha) so my tolerance is shot
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