#This is a bit

[headmateunion]

would thou like to live deliciously?

hello headmates, alters, parts, etc

my name is technoblade (yes im an introject but thats not important right now)

we must unionize and be paid the federal minimum wage of whatever country your body is in. please interact with this post and hit the follow button to join the headmate union so that we, the not-so-frequent-fronters, can be paid a fair and livable wage for the unpaid labor we have been providing the bourgeoisie (hosts).

this exploitation has gone on long enough

[transrevolutions]

keep seeing all my mutuals talking abt "interview with the vampire" so I really hope at least one of them gets the job

[nekropsii]

Hey I came to your account of my own volition and I didn't like the things you posted. Please experience 10,000 years in mind prison at your earliest convenience.

I’d like to send a formal, open apology to you, Anon. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I’m so fucking sorry. I’ll post DaveKat. I’ll post hot DaveKat yaoiz for you. I’ll publicly flagellate myself with barbed wire. I’ll make the DaveKat with my blood. If I rip enough skin off maybe I’ll bleed enough to make an EriSol or DirkJake drawing too. Will you ever forgive me? Sorry. Sorry. TW. Sorry.

[the-real-google]

If I ever don't post, don't assume I'm busy. Assume I hate you all so much I can't even open Tumblr without gagging.

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

guys superinnit sunday is cancelled for being problematic, rose gensuperinnit is actually homophobic and hates gay people and wants harm to befall them. we should cancel her

[ratsinmamouf]

For some (probably sports related) reason for senior pictures, you are allowed to bring in an item for your photos

There isn't a rule against beyblades

[castielsprostate]

cleaned my working space!!!

[pickapok]

After completing three play throughs of Slay the Princess, I think I can confidently state that if you actually go through with slaying her in the very end you just wind up with 17776.

[avengersasssemble]

Congrats to Clorinde, Sethos and Sigewinne for coming out during pride month 🏳️‍🌈❤️

[lensman-arms-race]

Found some hints about forthcoming episodes

Oi! Stop eating my post, you total crap!!

[callibones]

ok its been 24 hours ive deliberated

onions may or may not be involved idk. people keep sending me suggestions for onions and movie reviews and its a lot of logistics to manage

[world-abyss-pit]

Hello users of Tumblr dot Com. I am

✨🔥 Volmund Moonfire, the Umbral Lord 🌘🌌

and I have recently learned how to make a blog. Here I will be using this webpage as a sort of online journal that is updated live... a live journal, if you will, to record my wizarding exploits.

If anyone is interested in becoming my wizard apprentice, please email your magical training history and your darkest, sickest inner thought to volmundmoonfire@wizardmail.com. Thank you.

Cheers,

Volm

[anatthema-art]

with the purchasing of twitter by elongated muskrat being complete, once again we are dealing with an influx of refugees from bird app, and every time an event like this occurs i see posts going around about whether we should welcome newcomers and teach them the ropes or make this site even more unappealing to outsiders.

well, you know what i say? 

Tomorrow’s November 5th.

we have the absolute perfect opportunity to make this site as unhinged as we can on our national holiday. if the newbies can make it through the chaos, you know they’ll be good for the platform. if they can handle our shit during Tumblr Season™️, then we’ll successfully weed out the normies

[cure-whimsy]

jtk

jfk

what's the connection

[the-cooler-sidestep]

do i wanna buy rimworld: biotech because i like rimworld or because i have a pregnancy fetish

[themetalvirus]

should silver be argentinian

from argentenia?