#This is Hilarious

[carrots-bear]

I've seen this meme before, and I didn’t really get it-- UNTIL JUST NOW. And now all that's in my mind right now is: 🎶Cowabunga, cowabunga. Cowabunga, cowabuuuuuuu-u-ungaaaa🎶

I'm dead, this is the worst thing ever/silly

[animentality]

Twitter has peaked.

[closetsof-backlogged-dreams]

as sad and disappointing as this is, look me in the eyes and tell me that this isnt the absolute funniest shit youve ever seen. like, they changed their bio to ONE vaguely implicative sentence and posted some promo statement about where you can find it on streaming services, and this little shitty cockroach fandom (affectionate) absolutely BLOWS THE FUCK UP. like, within the span of 2-3 days, we completely took over tumblr so that this 15-year-old fandom was trending, their twitter account gained roughly 6k followers, and everyone is theorizing about a season six a reboot a spin-off a red white and royal blue crossover every thing under the SUN and it literally gets so bad that the poor intern (thats probably gotten two hours of sleep this week and is running solely on celsius and coffee) and the two-person marketing team that managed this whole thing had to scramble to clarify that WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING WE'RE JUST ADVERTISING THE SHOW AGAIN

like. thats the funniest shit EVER.

[sajdd]

something is in the water because why is tommy just airing out all the dirty laundry over the past few days/weeks im honestly living for it helppp

[twilitdragoneye]

I don't know if OP wants an answer, but the video game character becomes the Gods of War after killing Ares and thereby taking his title. In mythology Kratos is still a Greek god just a minor one as he's the God of Strength and one of the children of Pallas and Styx.

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[luckydiorxoxo]

Ralph Fiennes reenacts Jools Lebron’s “Very demure, very mindful” video on New Year's Eve Live with Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

“I’m gonna study you tip to tail” sir, you sound like you want Bobby to fuck you (valid)

[acrosstobear]

oscarpiastri Merry Christmas everyone

[liv0]

"I'll get the next one" "sure" they're soooooojskdkfjfh

[witherby]

For the little wayne au

I have a thought about the saying their first word what would happpenes if their first words with be a cuss word?

I have a feeling that jason might be blamed

HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT

And y'know what? Jason would face immediate blame, but I have a better idea.

It's Alfred.

You're sitting in your highchair fiddling with some cheerios while he wipes down the kitchen counter and does dishes. Maybe he accidentally cuts his finger washing a knife, or drops a spoon he just cleaned, and it slips out. He isn't thinking, especially not around a baby. No need to be entirely prim and proper around someone who barely knows they're alive.

"Oh — fuck me. These old hands just aren't what they used to be."

"Fuck!" You chirp happily, and Alfred immediately adopts a thousand-yard stare.

"...no no," he says to you. "No, nobody said that. I said...I said...stuck. Yes. Try that one, Flittermouse, stuck."

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

Alfred sinks to the floor. Bruce's first word was Fuck, too. Of all the influence he had over children, why did it have to be this?

[osakanone]

Courtesy of @Amuroslay

[oosyerdad]

Firstly that tree is bigger than Pip, secondly they’re really freaking strong!

[edensgaia]

List of things Subz has found in the last 2 hours while trying to find an outpost:

- Zaun;

- Zam's signs about Mapicc;

- The arena Kab built to fight Red;

- SB's old base;

- Spep's base;

- Pangi's arena (the blue circle);

- Team Mice day 1 base;

- Rek's first base;

- Mane's lag machine (he also almost found the spot kab and woogie used near the lag machine to write signs and he almost had a heart attack);

- Too many farms (I honestly lost count at this point);

- Three different spots that could have bases hidden (that he didn't check out because he only wants to find an outpost today);

- Every build ever.

List of things Subz has not found in the last 2 hours:

- A fucking outpost.

[animentality]

[chaosandwolves]

Tell me, Edmundo, why don't you know women, huh?

[eternalera]

yo shoutout to light yagami to having a literal supermodel and actor beg to be his girlfriend yet the only thing he's focused on is his gay ass rivalry with someone who still sits with their feet on the chair