#This idea made me laugh

[thr-333]

Donnie, in his endless search for parental approval goes out to find his turtle parents. When he finds them he builds them an enclosure and everything lovingly calling them mum and Dad. He counts it as positive reinforcement when they don’t try to bite off his fingers.

[buckbeforeyou]

the cat is so real for that

(credits to op, I just edited in Buddie lol)

[ohsolovingsouls]

😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 + Huck (@agent-scotch)

It's international kissing day! Send 😘 to kiss my muse. - @agent-scotch

"Is that- what is that- is that pizza I can taste? Did you get pizza whilst I was sleeping? Is there any left? That is pizza. Pepperoni right? Not as good as the real New York thing but that's definitely pizza."

[chloesimaginationthings]

Every FNAF artist goes through this..

[shepscapades]

I didn’t mean to put this much effort into this but this bit from Bdubs’ birthday episode really really got me LOL

[lautums]

I A HOMO. 2 REÁL IS 2 REÁL !

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

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[junebugdunes]

mark vs customer service

[nick-nellson]

JOHN MULANEY: “BABY J” (2023)

[hemipenal-system]

human at the dragon rider meet, talking to her peers: isn't she beautiful? i train every day in the hopes of someday understanding her...

her dragon, talking to the other dragons: lmaoooooooo she won't eat raw meat and makes me scorch the shit out of it for her. like ok girl i'll do it but theres not gonna be any flavor in it anymore 💀 plus she won't stop trying to clean me and its like ugh i just wanna go roll in some mud to mask my scent yknow? i love her though

[egophiliac]

I feel like F/P/S was still a pretty weird one, even by Lance's standards.

sorry for (in an ironic twist) not doing much Ride Kamens art now that it's actually started; I've been pretty slow going through it and I feel weird posting about things I'm not caught up on! though I'm. definitely gonna have to set aside some time to actually get through episode 13, after what they posted today. (w-what did they do to my Leon) (NOBODY TELL ME I HAVE TO FIND OUT ON MY OWN) (LEOOOOOOOON)

[heatherchasesyou]

'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars I think I see you I think I see you

lyrics from here

this is a redraw of this frame, btw <33333

[lesbianmaxevans]

daniel molloy, my new bestie

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself that they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe they’re in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

[eternalporcelaindoll]

William/Billy being a Baby Bat

[charminglyantiquated]

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