#This idea made me laugh

[thr-333]

Donnie, in his endless search for parental approval goes out to find his turtle parents. When he finds them he builds them an enclosure and everything lovingly calling them mum and Dad. He counts it as positive reinforcement when they don’t try to bite off his fingers.

[buckbeforeyou]

the cat is so real for that

(credits to op, I just edited in Buddie lol)

[ohsolovingsouls]

😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 + Huck (@agent-scotch)

It's international kissing day! Send 😘 to kiss my muse. - @agent-scotch

"Is that- what is that- is that pizza I can taste? Did you get pizza whilst I was sleeping? Is there any left? That is pizza. Pepperoni right? Not as good as the real New York thing but that's definitely pizza."

[chloesimaginationthings]

Every FNAF artist goes through this..

[shepscapades]

I didn’t mean to put this much effort into this but this bit from Bdubs’ birthday episode really really got me LOL

[lautums]

I A HOMO. 2 REÁL IS 2 REÁL !

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[junebugdunes]

mark vs customer service

[nick-nellson]

JOHN MULANEY: “BABY J” (2023)

[egophiliac]

I feel like F/P/S was still a pretty weird one, even by Lance's standards.

sorry for (in an ironic twist) not doing much Ride Kamens art now that it's actually started; I've been pretty slow going through it and I feel weird posting about things I'm not caught up on! though I'm. definitely gonna have to set aside some time to actually get through episode 13, after what they posted today. (w-what did they do to my Leon) (NOBODY TELL ME I HAVE TO FIND OUT ON MY OWN) (LEOOOOOOOON)

[lesbianmaxevans]

daniel molloy, my new bestie

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself that they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe they’re in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

[loadinghellsing]

That depends entirely on where/when in their duel he decides to take a nap.

If before? and he takes a nap instead of going to fight Alucard? Alucard's ghouls aren't attacking him. And yet they're still turning other threats into minced meat and shish kabobs. So Anderson could probally sleep comfortably and safely

If during the fight with Vlad? Vladcard would laugh and probally just accept it. Leave him there as tired and won't do anything to wake him and would deal with threats. But also won't go out of his way to let him sleep.

If Alucard? He'd laugh, then be worried and make sure Anderson's still alive. Upon finding he is would attempt to wake him, and mock him the entire way. If that fails? Alucard will be frustrated and annoyed... But he's not one for picking a fight with an exhausted Anderson that can't work his all, so he'd let him sleep. But he'd also actively make sure Anderson's sleep is respected. In that teasing way. We're keeping level one voices, making sure he's got a blanket and pillow, and we're not dropping any buildings. His fight with Walter would be 10x more infuriating because he'd have all his familiars to hold up and taunt such a claim. Anybody get to close to Anderson- POW- "shhhh- the priest is sleeping". He'd force Walter to whisper their entire fight.

If during the point where the rest of Iscariot arrives? No. Bad Anderson. Dead Anderson. He can have his army but only if he leads them and stands among them.

If instead of the Nail of Helena? It's likely not a nap but due to bloodloss... Alucard would be worried, but Anderson knocking himself out rather then becoming a monster of god? Major improvement! And in those terms Alucard would probally protect him like there is no tomorrow. Worried, protective, concerned. No nail, and anybody who dares to get to close? Just chose the 'fuck around and find out' option.

When Anderson wakes up it's to Alucard staring at him way to closely for anyone's comfort

I wonder what would've happened if Anderson just decided to take a nap during their final battle.

He just looks around at all of Alucard's ghouls, takes a light building ruble and just use it as a pillow.

And just like that, he takes a nap. I wonder how Alucard would react.

[eternalporcelaindoll]

William/Billy being a Baby Bat

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[mountainsoftreatos]

Charles and Edwin standing at the bow of the ferry on their way to Port Townsend -

Charles who never finished watching Titanic: Look Edwin, we're just like Rose and Jack!