#This Lidl is crazy

[shutinlear53]

At Lidl they have these two-tier shopping carts which have an extendable lower tier, and as I was looking through ice cream cones I saw a girl stand on that lower tier, hugging the guy who was pushing the cart and it was the cutest fucking thing ever

[digital999placebo]

so.. smiles. anyone remember my golden age boxing au?

[ja3yun]

today has been so funny bc i accidentally said yes to a promotion i don't want, realised i'm giving so much to friends who dont give a single fuck about me, and had the best blueberry muffin i've ever had in my life

[froggyrights2]

Everytime i walk past the basil plants in the supermarket I tell myself I won't buy it because I always have to repot all the individual plants crammed in there and then my whole life is inevitably taken over by basil for however many months I manage to keep them alive and I don't have space for it really but I caved and now I have 10 separate pots of basil in my windowsill

[phagodyke]

god felt so bad abt how shitty my period cramps are that she sent me an compensatory angel in thr form of mindblowing period horniness. amen

[barnbridges]

im not like on the picky side of asparagus, but losing a safe food is like hell actually.

[cliveguy]

I had this exact struggle in tesco two days again, sweating at the self checkout cause the app just would. Not. Work

Luckily I had added it to my apple wallet which in offline bc I refuse to pay over £2 for bagels

it HAS to be a little bit on purpose... every tesco i go to i can get 5g outside and then i go inside and have nothing......and i wish i could add mine to google wallet but it'll only add the qr code and those never scan :c

[hannahbananawadders]

I got some noise cancelling headphones for my birthday and wow they are amazing like I actually can't describe like,,,,, I can't hear background noise,,,, it's epic,,,,,, my brain is so quiet bro it's a real slay

[merci-a-stefane]

OOOOOOOOOOH VAZY 100€ LA PANOPLIE A CISSÉ OOOOOOH ACHETÉ À LOUVERTURE CE MATIN WESH FRÈRE TU SPÉCULE TROP ON A VU TA COMBINE FRER

[f1stargirll]

Conversation friends • Lando Norris

Chapter One

Word count : 2.150k

Hi guys this is my first time ever writing fanfic. I’ve had this idea for a while now and decided write it! So if any of y’all has feedback/ requests or constructive criticism I’ll be more than happy to listen! (or if u just wanna talk i’m here too <3)

Btw English isn’t my first language so don’t be too harsh on me pls🧚🏼‍♀️

Description : slow burn, college!au (enemies to lovers) and more to come.

I’m gonna make it work. I am going to make this work.

Looking around the tiny apartment I had just collected the keys to, the realization that I was finally here, alone, started sinking in slowly. This was going to be my home for the next year, a tiny apartment in a huge city I barely knew anything about, let alone knew anyone in.

It actually looks cozy, and at least it’s conveniently close to the University.

I really am going to make it work. I started unpacking and realized the need for groceries was imminent so I grabbed my keys and headed for the nearest store GoogleMaps indicated to me.

Strolling around the different isles didn’t feel as unfamiliar as I thought it would, I guess Lidl stores are always a relatively universal experience. But after a few minutes in the store, the bright neon lights and the exhaustion from the flight were seeping into my brain and making me slightly overstimulated.

Okay, got the pasta. Now I need pads and tampons and we’ll be good to go.

Mindlessly putting the cardboard box in my cart, I’m suddenly forced to look up from the huge list I had written on my phone when I feel a finger tapping my left shoulder. I quickly remove one of my headphones and turn around to face the person in front of me.

“Do you mind ?”a boy, around my age but slightly taller than I am, faces me and stares at me with an icy expression.

What’s his deal ? Wait he’s kinda…

“You’re in my way”, he spats.

He’s wearing a simple gray hoodie and sweatpants combo and a black cap hiding what seemed to be loose curls, some of them still peeking from underneath it. His baby blue eyes were piercing through me. He kept his airpods in his ears.

“I’m sorry ?” I responded slightly confused, not really hearing him well above Hozier’s new album playing in my ear.

“Do you not understand English?” He removes one of his hands from the pockets of his sweatpants to point at the box of pasta positioned right behind me, “I said you’re in my fucking way, I’ve repeated it 5 times and you’re still standing there like an idiot,” he mutters through gritted teeth, “unlike you, I don’t have all night.”

Oh, he did not just talk to me like this.

“Well there you go, almighty king of Lidl!” I exclaim while handing him the precious item, "your all powerful box of Linguini” I add, fake bowing down in irony, my face burning in anger. The exhaustion from the flight and the move had already made me easily irritable, but this was just the icing on the cake.

“Are you out of your mind?” he asks, snatching the box away from my grasp, “You just have to make a scene, huh? You’re hysterical” he huffs exiting the aisle, a baffled expression on his face.

So now I’m the crazy one? Unbelievable.

God this was the last thing I needed right now.

I sigh in exasperation, not having the strength to run after him and put up a fight.

This is going to be a long year.

Brushing my bangs slightly away from my eyes, I take a step back in my small bathroom to look for any flaws like unblended makeup or toothpaste stains on my outfit. I tend to have those a lot.

Today is my first day of class and an introduction to the daily life I was about to embark on, so looking and feeling good was quite important.

Taking the small commute to the campus, I sit next to Lola, a girl I met at the bus station earlier this morning. She instantly was very kind and helped me find my way, which turned out to be convenient for the both of us since we were heading towards the same classes. I told her about my trip from Paris and how I was here for a year abroad and she told me all about her dreams of visiting my hometown. We talked for the whole ride and exchanged Instagrams. Lola was a ray of sunshine, a gleam of light in this anxiety-inducing morning.

She also looked like the perfect representation of the sunshine; her hair a polar blond color, eyes as blue as the Mediterranean sea and a porcelain skin adorned with beautiful yet irregular freckles.

Having her by my side for the first classes felt really comforting and I was relieved to find out we shared most of our semester’s classes together. We were both English majors, and since she was here last year she had promised to help me with anything I wouldn’t understand; as I said, a ray of sunshine. We spent the day learning all about this year’s curriculum and all the work we were about to achieve.

Heading towards my last class of the day, the first meeting of what was called “Conversation Friends”. It was a program I had applied to while enrolling here, international students meeting local students once a week to exchange in English or the student’s native language. A program created to help international students better their English and make new connections.

Not knowing anyone here, I thought it would be a great opportunity to make a friend, share a nice moment and discover the city better.

But Lola warned me not to get too excited since most students in the university only did it to gain extra credit or even get a quick hookup out of it. Fine with me, people can do whatever they want, I believe I’ll still get to meet someone nice.

I like to think of myself as a pretty open person so it shouldn’t be too hard to connect with whoever it’ll turn out to be.

Walking into the amphitheater, I decide to choose a seat in the middle row and take out my notebook to write down some notes. Looking around, I can see a lot of different students from every corner of the earth and I suddenly feel a wave of comfort knowing I’m not the only one who left home for this new adventure.

“Is this seat taken?”a boy with a thick Australian accent asks while pointing to the seat on my left.

“Not at all, it’s all yours”I responded with a smile which he returned. And boy did he return it. That man was all teeth, and nose. I extended my hand to introduce myself, “my name is y/n, I’m guessing you’re Australian right?”.

He took my hand and shook it earnestly, “You’re good! I’m Daniel, nice to meet you”.

He sat next to me and we started getting to know each other quickly. Daniel seemed really kind and was really funny. I learned that he was majoring in geography (didn’t even realize that was a thing) and lives in the complex right in front of mine. He also has a passion for karting (didn’t know that was a thing either).

He’s cute. Daniel is really cute. With his little brown curls, sparkly eyes, and his smile, so big it could resuscitate a dying dentist.

He told me a little more about the program too since he had been part of it last year in a university in Montreal. He informed me that our partners were going to be chosen randomly and that we’re not allowed to change if we don’t get along.

That sucks. I hope my partner’s gonna be nice or funny, or both like Daniel. Well not just like Daniel but at least a little like Daniel, why do I keep talking about Daniel ? Daniel’s just really cute.

“So, how do you like it here so far?”he asks, crossing his long legs in front of him.

“Well, I’ve only been here for two days so I really couldn’t tell you much. I yelled at this very rude guy when I went shopping yesterday, all for some Linguini.” He questions my answer with an amused expression in his eyes.”I also met this really nice girl, Lola, she reminds me of you a little bit actually, must be the golden retriever energy.” I smile as I answer his question, feeling grateful for my encounter with the blonde this morning. At least.

“So you’re calling me a dog, after I’ve been nothing but kind, that’s what you’re doing? Wow y/n, wow.” He replies with a dramatic hand on his chest and a goofy smile on his face. “Can’t believe you fought over pasta.”

On the main stage, a professor clears his throat into the mic, telling us that the meeting is about to start. He then takes the first ten minutes to inform us on all the details of the program, like how partners have to meet at least once a week, on campus or in cultural instances like museums, cinemas or parks, some of which will be organized by the university and thus mandatory.

As if you have to ask me twice to go out for a movie, whoever it’s with and whatever the movie is, oh baby I am going to be in that seat eating my sweet popcorn. Except for horror movies, can’t watch those. I’m scared of everything horror or creepy, I can't even watch children’s movies like The Nightmare Before Christmas or Caroline.

The clanking of two fish bowls on the professor’s desks takes me out of my thoughts and I realize that he’s really about to pull out our names and assign us to partners like it’s the sunday lottery.

This is going to be very entertaining.

“Please stand up when I call out your name so your partner can see you as well,“ the professor instructs us.

His hand mixes around the first bowl of tiny pieces of paper and pulls out the first name “Daniel Ricciardo” he says into the mic, looking around for the Australian boy sitting next to me.

Daniel stands up proudly, waving at everyone in the audience like he’s on stage at a beauty pageant. His partner is next, a charming Asian boy called Alex, who was sitting front row and turned around to find Daniel and waved at him aggressively.

These two look like they’re about to have a lot of fun. Lucky Daniel.

Of course my name came up last, because why wouldn’t it ? I stand up as I hear my name being called out and let my eyes investigate the remaining students in the room, until I see him.

Fucking Linguini.

“Lando Norris” I simultaneously hear over the speakers as I see the boy who disrespected me in the middle of shopping yesterday stand up from his seat.

This can’t be real, this is a practical joke.

As his eyes meet mine I can see the smile he previously wore on his face disappear and make way for disgust as his brain processed how I looked so familiar.

The audacity of that man.

“Perfect! Apparently now everybody is paired with their partners,” the professor smiles in contentment, “now if every pair could please make its way to the front of the room to sign the register.”

As I make my way over to the front of the room, I see my so-called partner bolting towards the professor and hear him babbling about how he can’t be my partner and begs to trade with someone else.

“Norris, we both know you can’t afford to miss out on the extra credit, and the pairs have already been established, there’s no negotiation” the professor answers him sternly.

I can’t believe it. He was the one who was bad-mannered and almost verbally assaulted me in the middle of the store for nothing! I was actually considering putting this behind us to start the program on a good note and give him a chance but apparently that would be in vain. If he wants to be petty, I can beat him at his own game, that’s for sure.

Standing in front of him, I tilt my head to the side to meet his gaze “You are just unbelievable! I barely know your name and you’re already making me regret enrolling in this program.”

Looking right at me, he hands me the paper I have to sign without a word.

“You’re actually not going to talk to me? We barely know each other, this is ridiculous!” I exclaim in irritation, snatching the paper from his hands the way he snatched the box of pasta from my hands the day before.

“Can you not be annoying ? Or is that impossible for you?”he blurts out in resentment, “I’m just trying to do this thing and go home, you’ll find my email on the thing or whatever” he says without even giving you the time to respond.

This is definitely going to be a very long year.

[grossillygirl]

this has never happened to me before but i bought lettuce literally yesterday and today theres timy bugs all over it?? Gross i cannot eat any of that so i threw it all away (i did take leaves off but they were everywhere, im not wasteful) And now mid salad chopping i need to go to the shops and buy more lettuce cus i alr started cutting up a bell pepper. And its 3:20pm so theres kids everywhere after being released from school and i cannot deal with that. Theyre always in the way, have no sense of personal boundaries by bumping into you or screaming at you or throwing food on the floor or just overall being insufferable. Especially after school ugghhgghb

So idk what to do🧍🏽‍♀️also i have greasy hair right now soooo i dont wanna be judged or anythingg by people generally🧍🏽‍♀️ ill leave the house at 4pm i guess😞 i have barelt eaten and i woke jp at 6am. I've had a bagel with two fried eggs + a ball of mozzarella 🧍🏽‍♀️

This is what i get for getting my produce from lidl and not aldi or asda. I dont get fruit from aldi or Lidl, just tesco or asda but aldi has been reliable for me with lettuce, potatoes, onions, avocadoes and things. Tomatoes sometimes are mouldy literally after a few hours which is crazy butyt yea

[tihanaackerman]

Facts about Levi Ackerman 

(Considering that he is in this universe) and the way I met him and how he accepted everything :) I want to share with you...🥰

The first time we met. 

At first, Levi was insecure and sweetly shy, when we first met, it was in the middle of August last year, and I was very happy, and shocked while I was still trying to process what just happened, fu*** Levi, is in front of me.

Levi didn't know what to do either, so we just stood and looked at each other like (what now?) 😏

That was when I was coming back from the observatory, but after a couple of days we both relaxed a bit, so we hugged for the first time, until then he and I were still at a distance. All this was still happening when I broke up with my ex-boyfriend with whom I was in a relationship for a long time and it took time for me to calm down and to literally understand what was HAPPENING.

I didn't know Levi very well, at the beginning I didn't even imagine how he would treat me, I had love for him, I looked at him in a mature way, so I didn't really expect love from him, I never dreamed that he would appear here. But he really is, and only after a week we started talking about my feelings for him. And he only confirmed his feelings. It was mutual. 

The beginning of a relationship 

From the beginning, as I said, Levi was sweet and shy, as it was said that he would be clumsy in relationships...but that's cute. It was difficult at the beginning of the first 3 months of the relationship because he didn't know how to comfort me, he didn't know much, but that's why we talked and now he's completely different, as far as showing feelings is concerned . He literally learned from me.

And now a list of facts about what he loves, what he likes...etc. ") 

1. Food: when it comes to food, he likes to eat everything, there in his universe he didn't have as many choices as now, so he likes to eat everything. If we took something out to eat, or whatever I cooked. + he helped me with cooking ^^ 

2. Sweet: he liked Kinder chocolates the most, I used to buy him such chocolates so he could try them, so number one would be KINDER PINGVI, he really liked that. ❤️

3. Nature: he likes to walk since he has the freedom to go wherever he wants, so he likes it a lot, in a May I took him to see horses, because he loves horses, it's his favorite animal btw...but since I live under a mountain in a village, he finds it wonderful and wants to explore and see everything. it makes him happy.

4. Little things are EVERYTHING for him: 

YES, things like: hugs, give him tea, make him a sandwich without asking if he wants it? ..he loves it, in return I get (THANK YOU) a look that cannot be described, in love, and kisses...🫠 so I always melt.

5. CLEANING!!

yes, I can't even describe how crazy he got from all those detergents when he saw them on the shelf when we went shopping, aww he looked at them for a long time, and even asked me what they were for. Wet wipes for cleaning, a vacuum cleaner, different brooms, it was all WOW literally for him.. and he had a small smile while looking around through the shelves, and turning all those cleaning products. When he is not at my place during the day, and when he comes and sees that everything is clean and beautiful, I get a hug from him and words like: you cleaned it very well...gives me kiss on head,on lips, on cheek🫠

6. HE LIKES BLACK TEA, BUT he also liked cream coffee, we are buying coffee at Lidl, that nice cream coffee and you add milk to it.. 🤤 Levi said that if they had that kind of coffee there, he would drink it instead of tea, when of course he wouldn't have tea, hahaha, but yes, he really liked that kind of coffee. Of course, he has tried a lot of teas so far, because he is interested in the tea-s in those bags are, but he said that it is not natural and that it is not the same taste as it was there :/ 

7. Social networks

Levi currently only has instagram, at first he didn't even want that, but I wanted to write with him, and then he gave in, we worked on instagram together, and gmail and I had to do everything for him, ughh and everything was great until we wrote the name , so everything possible was taken, he was frustrated when he saw that we couldn't make an instagram hahaha, because most of them had already taken his name *fans* and of course...but first the name was Captain Levi and then I changed his name later in crni_caj ( which means black tea) hhehe :) but he is now Levi_Ackerman_offical ^^ he doesn't have many followers, mostly my friends who met him follow him, and he mostly follows them and wierd pages, well it's his instagram, i let him follow whatever he wants. 🥰...but his account is private, because he does not want to be disturbed.

8. Showering

He loves being able to take a shower, bathe, because even that was not possible for him in his universe, so now he uses it almost every day to be clean, and to smell, because of course, he can't stand the stench,...he is annoyed when he stinks uhhh😏 especially now in the summer, he can't stand this unbearable heat, and then he still sweats all the time hahah🥵 

9. Music 

As for music, he likes classical music, such as Mozart and so on, but he also likes music with a good rhythm, for example, since I'm here from the Balkan, and of course we have a different rhythm, but he likes trumpets, harmonica, and the lyrics of the songs must be normal hahahah, otherwise he has strange faces like 🤨 eww what is that? 😂😂

10. Intimacy

I won't say much here, I know some little things that I shouldn't say, because it wouldn't be right, but just know that he's not virgin hahahaha and that he had his first time when he was 20 years old... and that he didn't have sex all the time but once in year, and that if he really had the time and desire for it, as he told me "2-3 times for tea, just so I can get to know her better", obviously no one from the survey corps, you know how soldiers in general had a need for that of course, nothing romantic, just satisfaction on both sides, he didn't want to get romantically attached to anyone.

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this is short, because if I started writing about him it wouldn't fit here, I would literally have to write a book about him heh 🫂😭

[raceweek]

God works in mysterious ways (cultivates a williams controversy so crazy and stupid the day before alex’s birthday in order to bless my dash with alex deep cuts in celebration. Like the domino meme daniel ricciardo telling the aussies to change the apex at t6 -> me experiencing toro rosso alex with a pastry (?) for the first time)

I BELIEVE IT IS SOME FORM OF CHEESE TWIST OR PRETZEL. IMAGE TAKEN FROM ONE OF THE TORO ROSSO LIDL SPONSORSHIP PHOTOSHOOTS OF DAYS GONE BY. PICTURE TEN.

[caluski]

I got these new liquid soap refills from lidl last week and they smell soooo cute... I have such a HUGE fucking weakness for the fake fruity scents in cosmetics. I hope next time they'll make green apple or maybe grape. Maybe banana or mango if we're going crazy. But I fucking love fake grape scent the most. I need to write to lidl and tell them my ideas

[estiebestieban]

Esteban "get the cameras" Ocon does not seem the type to get in a physical fight. Joking aside I don't think something like that would have been kept quiet. Obviously there is stuff we don't know but Esteban does not have enough credit to be doing all that without consequences. I like him and I think he's talented but not enough to still have a spot in F1 if he was acting crazy

You know I'm an esteban fan blog, right? I stand by my canceled wife etc etc

You're accusing him of doing "all that" like doing "all that" literally isn't in the job description. What's next, are we going to be mad at cooks for holding knives? Are we going to call lidl cashiers maniacs for scanning items too fast?

[pleasuresoftheharbor]

that poll that went around the other day where majority said they hate the taste of alcohol even if they do drink it was crazy... that is so sad to me. drinking my lidl off brand baileys right now and everything is so beautiful. peace on earth