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I do not miss childhood, but I miss the way I took pleasure in small things, even as greater things crumbled. I could not control the world I was in, could not walk away from things or people or moments that hurt, but I took joy in the things that made me happy.

— Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

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don’t cry bro your balls are so big ❤️

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me on ellen

ellen: so i heard you like dark souls

me: y-yes…..?

*pans out to reveal the first flame fading into cinders in the background and ellen pulls out a huge flaming sword as a piano starts up from somewhere in the crowd*

me, pulling out a parrying shield: omg you d *LOUD PARRYING NOISES* 

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“her race isnt an issue but isn’t starfire supposed to be orange.”

“okay but she looks like a ghetto crackwhore hooker in that getup”

kory in literally a bell bottom suit and mini-dresses with and w/o a fur coat.

multiple starfires from in the comics who are apparently modest as hell:

“k, well her hair was never like that in the comics or cartoon.”

“she doesn’t shoot actual fire, the writers are idiots.”

“whatever I didnt wanna say it but she isn’t supposed to be black.”

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My outfit for New Years was cute.

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I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

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wtf is this

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Reaper: I can dissolve into smoke, possess infinite firepower, and cannot die. What more could you possibly want to genetically enhance about my abilities?

Moira, furrowing her brow and biting her thumb in thought: I’m just not sure you could beat Goku yet