#This Dumb Bitch That's Who
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Canonical Shit?
So the thing I'm still wondering about, canonically, is whether or not they just beam the shit out? Like I know it says that there are bathrooms on the bridge in the technical documents but those are probably only there for when the ship is running on emergency power right? And they can't spare the energy for the transporters to just be constantly beaming shit out of people's lower GI tracts?
#Who has two thumbs and just installed a toilet seat in the master bathroom while super high and it was very involved and I almost cried#This Dumb Bitch That's Who#Everything is okay now.#So Can They Beam The Shit Out?#More Importantly Do They Beam The Shit Out?#star trek
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percy, mentally ill: I feel like I deserve to die. It's a punishment because im a horrible person. Does that sound crazy?
jason, also mentally ill: No that tracks bro samesies
#just two dumb bitches telling each other /exaaaaactly/#that scene is boo is so funny because it fully treats it as if Percy can read Jason's thoughts the way the reader can#because from Jason's pov it's Percy saying that he thinks deserves to die as a punishment for doing something so terrible#and then Jason THINKS about times when he also felt helpless and wanted to give up and die#and he's literally sympathizing with Percy#but VERBALLY Jason's like: no that's not crazy that makes sense#so now think of this convo from Percy's pov#Percy: I'm a horrible person who deserves to die#Jason: Yeah that makes sense#and then Percy GOES QUIET#it literally reads like Jason affirms Percy's worst thoughts alkfjalkdjflskdjg#its sooo fucking funny in the worst way#pjo#percy jackson#jason grace#mine
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My Bg3 Party with the cutest barbarian and 3 pathetic guys.
#baldur's gate 3#karlach cliffgate#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#gale dekarios#boi I love them#pathetic is affectionate I swear#mostly#not when Gale fucks up his cantrips tho#bitch get ur magic right#Guess who Im playing as#WRONG! Im playing 4 diff campaigns ah-hah#as all 4 of them#well one is over lol#I love their interactions I can't help#they cute#and dumb#constantly recycling this party over and over#I love shart and lae too but for now Imma finish those 4#did u really read all these tags?#mycryptidart
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Moments in Charles Leclerc that are so insane I wish I made it up but can't, because this stuff can only happen to him
- When his watch got stolen and he decided to CHASE the guy with his custom ferrari 488 pista
- When his former girlfriend got locked out of the apartment and he wasn't answering his phone so she had to subscribe to his Twitch channel to tell him to open the door (please watch his former streams I beg)
- When he crashed Niki Lauda's 1974 ferrari during the Monaco historic grand Prix (his luck I swear)
- Every Monaco Grand Prix ever (the infamous charles leclerc curse)
- When he went to dinner with a guy, posted the picture on Instagram and it turns out it was an international criminal wanted by the Interpol
- He went to a restaurant once, handed his car to the valet and the car was out of fuel
- When he went for a run, took some photos with fans and this couple started to fight in front of him
- When he didn't realized his tiktok likes were open to the public (it was mostly fan edits of himself, baby goats, babies but mostly fan videos about himself)
- Recently, he dropped his airpods in the airport floor and decided to use this gigantic clamp to get it back
- Or just his babygirl esque nature (i love him <3)
- He accepted a ride from two strangers just because he couldn't find a cab (Arthur was also in the car!!!)
(Also, feel free to add more, please, and every time he does something so charles, i will uptade the list)
#he's so dumb i love him#idk felt the need to tell you bitches how much i love this idiot of a man#also because i saw the video of him catching the airpods and said it out loud 'stuff that could only happen with charles'#anyway this man isnt real and i love this stories so much like its so unhinged#also guys if anyone knows who did this edit please let me know i got from twitter a long tkme ago and idk who made it#charles leclerc you will always be famous#f1#charles leclerc#scuderia ferrari
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Apollo watching at me asking for help after he made it clear what I was doing was a mistake:
#I never said I was the smartest ok?#hellenic polytheism#paganism#hellenic pagan#hellenic paganism#apollo devotee#apollo deity#He sent dreams too I’m just a dumb bitch who doesn’t listen
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#johnny is sad and pathetic and is a little bitch about it (affectionate) and i love him for it#and daniel is a silly guy who can be a little dumb and very sassy and i also love him for it#lawrusso#daniel larusso#johnny x daniel#johnny lawrence#the karate kid
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#ten and donna being dumb bitches#doctor who#tenth doctor#donna noble#source: in the blood by jenny t. colgan
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im sorry but Fallout fans on Reddit casually have like the worst opinions ever
what the fuck do you mean “bitter springs was justified” or the great khans somehow deserved to have many of their children killed. also @ people who think vera deserved her fate. you know, some girl in a very uneven power dynamic who was being blackmailed through her terminal illness. also also them ignoring the nuances of joshua's character because edgy badass "we can't expect god to do all the work". Bonus points it's all three
#actually seriously#yeah you can sympathize with the guy who willingly assimilated people into an empire built on slavery and brainwashing and repented#(only after he survived being cast out and executed though)#but the children in Bitter Springs just shouldn't have been part of the great khans so they wouldn't have gotten shot?#but a terminally ill young woman who was implied to be sexually exploited was just an evil dumb bitch i guess?#????!??!#dead money#vera keyes#great khans#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv
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rare summer snape enjoying the heat and sunshine in a hidden spot somewhere on the malfoy estate
#yea those are werewolf scratch scars#also I feel like snape keeps the dark mark hidden no matter who he’s with#it’s just not something he’s comfortable exposing#that dock was such a bitch to draw and color my god#Lucius is somewhere in the vicinity egging him to do something dumb#sev is about to say yes#my art#snape#hp
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genuinely embarrassing how blossomfall gets more fandom sympathy than breezepelt. “boohoo my sister is disabled and my mommy is emotionally abusing her paying more attention to her than me and i hate my stupid ass sister for getting herself disabled and wish she died. also im a grown ass woman.” vs “my dad hit and neglected me as a child and isolated me from my clanmates and it left me maladjusted and seeking validation from terrible sources and its implied hes like this because he’s drooling after the one that got away” like how is this not cut and dry. you cant even soak in the shitty “well breezepelt was a shitty kid” excuse because blossomfall was also shitty before and after the incident. tbh, id argue she’s shittier because breezepelt actually did change his behavior while blossomfall is just as bigoted as ever.
#i was gonna make a joke like ‘’damn fandom misogyny would actually work here why cant you all do that here’’#and then i remembered this is actually kinda stemmed in misogyny in a backwards way#bc the one who hurt blossomfall was millie. the dumb bitch who broke up the silvergray ship and is annoying and entitled bc she kept her na#name#and briarlight is a shitty snd bad character bc ‘’shes unrealistic’’ and she ruined berryhoney or something#meanwhile crow is a wonderful character bc he has the most unique plot ever (manpain)#and every character who speaks against him doesnt understand how amazing and well written he is#so breeze sucks because he threatens the idea that crow is a wonderful person and character#and thats not to say you cant hate millie or anything bc she does legitimately suck in oots#but idk….. blossomfall sympathy always felt like it was rooted in millie hate from shipping culturr#millie bad because she ruined childhood ship. breeze bad because he also ruined childhood ship#wow it really sounds gross when you break it down to just that huh
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Reading ORV is so embarrassing because sometimes I'll be daydreaming about what's going to happen next based on my own personality (or what I would do), and then Kim Dokja just straight up says it word-for-word in the next scene. Stop perceiving me stop understanding me I'm here to read about you
#not a quote#orv#kim dokja#<-he's just like me so far & it's SO humiliating. no the reflection of myself in characters is supposed to be a fraction#I'm just constantly feeling called out by the story or me going 'you dumb bitch' when it's also me who's the dumb bitcu#*bitch#my posts#web reads orv
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#me #myself #nighty
#dumb wh0re#so hot 🔥����🔥#sexy bitch#girls who like girls#couple#lesbian#lust#lustful desires#bimbo doll#bimboification#bimbo girl#rimworld#whor3#whoreposting#stupid slvt#daddy’s wh0re#daddy’s babygirl#spank me daddy#myself
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As much as I love to joke about Astarion being pathetic I don't actually think he is. He's sad and wet, but he is also one of the heaviest hitters. I think he just feels weak & pathetic and externalizes it, which then kinda makes him seem more powerless than he actually is.
#bat rambles#he's pathetic in the sense that#he bitches and moans about everything#but i love that he is a whiney baby who can also rip your throat out#he just has self esteem issues 🥰#also adds to like how weak he feels to caz#idk this and like the obsession with him deflowering people are two fanon things i just#do not jive as much with lol#he is also absolutely SO dumb#but it is also the first time he has been allowed to have a thought in over a century
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HE FINALLY AGREED TO COME HOME
#have to watch my spending in the next months tho...#Cause guess who spent too much trying to get him? This dumb bitch#gilbert von obsidian#ikepri gilbert#ikepri#ikemen prince#Him calling my “my lady” so worth it though my knees are jelly
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feminist tentpole of providing women with one firearm and one large, protective dog
#im semi-serious about dog feminism like its just such a good deterrent#level of respect i received from men outside on the street increased at least 200% post-dog#the dog is perceived as a Male in some sort of supervisory role as well as a weapon#i think#this only works if you are confident and serious enough to control That Type of Dog though#i read this really funny (not on purpose) article about a dumb bitch who bought a purebred golden retriever to “protect” her on jogs#who was then annoyed when she got pestered MORE because of her beautiful stupid clueless dog
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FUCK I JUST REALIZED
AMY AND RORY’S ADVENTURE ENDS AT THEIR OWN TOMBSTONE
AND CLARA’S ADVENTURE BEGINS AT HER OWN TOMBSTONE
FUCK
#SON OF A BITCH#STEVEN MOFFAT#DOCTOR WHO#DW#CLARA OSWALD#CLARA OSWIN OSWALD#FUCKING AY HOW DID I NOT SEE IT#AMY POND#AMELIA POND#RORY WILLIAMS#AMY WILLIAMS#THAT’S A DUMB NAME#HE SHOULD BE RORY POND INSTEAD#RORY POND#THE PONDS#ELEVENTH DOCTOR#THE ELEVENTH DOCTOR#THE DOCTOR#THE SNOWMEN#THE SNOWMEN DOCTOR WHO#THE ANGELS TAKE MANHATTEN#I’M SCREAMING
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