#They're just vibin

[cyrafoam]

[for @/skippymint 's dtiys on insta]

adding a paper texture on top of a painting you did, setting the blending mode to multiply, then toning down the opacity would grant you something with this crunchy texture and believe me when I say I'll be using this for the rest of my life.

[l-inator]

Do you think they'd have the same beverage preference?

[avariceaside]

Sweet Selûne, can a woman not be dramatic in the rain in peace!?!

[storfulsten]

damn.

damn again.

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original

[hum--hallelujah]

how have I never seen this picture before Pinterest showed it to me

[zhaozi]

[lavyyulu]

Steven’s out-of-context bluntness vs Alain’s 2 hours of sleep (and lack of comprehension skills he usually has with Steven)

oh right and timeskip

[widevibratobitch]

actually im kinda happy with it lol probably because ive given up quite some time ago but yknow. its not that serious.

[haphazard-pen]

[the-faultofdaedalus]

actually hilarious that my conclusion in the last post is that wanda and peitro should've done more terrorism, actually

[foulbearobservation]

wait you have a novel? are you an actual writer?

HELP 💀💀💀 "actual writer" homie, everyone who writes is an "actual writer" so jot that down

and no baby I work in marketing usually but I did write a novel for nanowrimo last year so now I'm starting the process of revising it

[chaotic-aro-incarnate]

Having fun little insane people who live in my phone is great but I also love just having normie irl friends. Like wow we have such different everythings and you don't understand half of what I talk about but you think it's funny and you remind me and ground me in reality when I've been so caught up in things that don't actually exist and we don't understand each other but we still love each other all the same peace and love on planet earth

[i-am-confused-always]

those tags r so important

honestly preach.

i watched My Neighbor Totoro for the first time, here's my chronological viewing experience:

woo-hoo! dusty old japanese house with japanese architectural details aplenty

these kids got some ENERGY my goodness

family dynamic's adorable. peak quality dad humor

kids: our house is haunted. parents: that's so cool!

hell yeah, wrinkled old lady rep. we need more friendly old women with potato faces and warts like storybook witches. the backbone of society, these ladies

Plot Summary: Small Child Bothers Local Wildlife

sacred tree sacred tree sacred tree

Introducing Totoro! nobody said this fucker's got TEETH???

Uh-Oh! Inadequate Parental Supervision Detected

(you misplaced your four year old! you're not supposed to do that)

4-year-old: i met a magic forest spirit. dad: oh shit fr?

4-year-old: *angrily hugs sister* missed u bitch

this small child has a smile like a toad. like a really really cute toad. like the cutest toad in all existence. i love her she's perfection please just let this child be happy

rice paddies are so pretty....so back breaking....rice is such a prissy crop

*my crush is stranded in a rainstorm* takethisumbrellait'syoursnowBYE *runs away in panic im so good at flirting*

Giant Chinchilla Learns To Hold Umbrella, Is Fucking Delighted By Experience

take this, it will help you on your quest! *hands u trail mix wrapped in a leaf*

LO-FI HIP HOP STUDY LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crouching down to peer at dirt--A++ top notch foundational childhood experience

mom has a big ass forehead

honey! the chinchillas are performing Rituals in the backyard again

help yeah let's jack and the bean stalk this shit

huh so we're all just climbing aboard the giant chinchilla's tiddies now ok

class trip!

the pure adrenaline of Vegetable Gardening

no! the small child is crying! she is bawling her eyes out. no no no. i can't cope with this. emotionally i cannot cope 🥺🥺🥺

i've only had Mei one hour but if anything happens to her i will raze this earth and everyone on it

please someone make this small child smile again

oh no the tall child is crying too

i can't take this. my heart can't take this.

i need a drink

small child running determined to deliver magic veggies to the hospital. this kid is my hero

she is also unsupervised. so, so unsupervised

babe you are FOUR

godDAMMIT ghibli, you cannot give me watercolor sunsets while a small child is missing. u are killing me. my heart is giving out. this is me, experiencing heart failure.

Totoro to the rescue!

no wait CATBUS to the rescue!

i admit i initially thought the cat was a creep. alice in wonderland prejudiced me. i have revised my notions of smiling cats

i've decided the cat is a metaphor for the magic of a robust public transport system

MEI'S OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and so is mom. she's a lovely lady im sorry for what i said about her forehead. it's a noble forehead.

happy ending YES bitch!!!!!!

ok. ok ok ok. that was magical.

(as a first-time adult viewer i was worried i wouldn't be able to Access the Magic. but i could and i did and it was incredible. that was culture. that was ART. joy distilled into animated form. holy rites of childhood. i understand now. how glorious, this world we grow out of. how full of marvels. i'm going outside to smell grass and sun and get dirt under my fingernails. miraculous.)

[tacticalhimbo]

yippee. [wip writing]

“Miss Kane.”

The voice that’d broken the silence of the waiting room was silken; steady, much unlike the woman’s nerves. Yet, even still, her demeanor was mirroring that of the suit-clad man in the doorway. There was a stiffness to it; discomfort? Not particularly. There was hardly a reason to evaluate it on such a personable leve—it was still unease. A confident, though cautious, approach. The subtle raising of hairs; the stiffening of hackles.

She stood, allowing pallid hands to smooth over the fabric of her dress. “Dr. Lecter, I presume?”

Elongated delicacies danced across the dark fabric, trembling ever-so-subtly as invisible prints glided over the tight knitting. Like his, her voice was silken; steady. Accented, though differently. Somewhere within the United Kingdom, though washed away with travel—no, not travel. Lingering remnants from generations prior; she was from the States. The faintest scent of iron—of blood—lingered on them; meshed with the sickeningly sweet floral mist she’d adorned.

“You assume correctly.” A polite smile; tight-lipped. Closed mouth. “And if I should make such an assumption… Fils de Joie?”

Painted lips curled into a smile. A polite smile; tight lipped, closed mouth. She nodded and extended a hand. He shook it. Gentle, but firm. An establishment of boundaries.

“Fascinating that you could tell from such a distance. I didn’t overdo it, did I?” A rhetorical, left unanswered. A subtle nod to the office beyond the door. “Shall we?”

“Of course, after you.”

[cloudbattrolls]

#finally. a normal varzim#until they're not

@trolloled

Not entirely normal but definitely more normal than Thrixe or Zanzul since they're more troll than those two. They can't shapeshift, and their other powers aren't as strong, though they still have decent enough regeneration to not die from most things that would kill a normal person.

They also wouldn't have much interest in horrorterror stuff even if they did know what they were. 'Oh okay' would be most of their reaction, followed by 'Does that make me a mutant? Well that's not great but the empire didn't cull me as a grub, so, peace.'