#They're just cash grabs
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I'm just going to leave this here.
#Epic The Musical#The Wisdom Saga#Jorge Rivera Herrans#Disney Mufasa#Disney Snow White#Lion King Live Action#Snow White Live Action#I'm not really invested at Disney movies anymore#They're just cash grabs#On the contrary Epic has heart and soul#The whole team put their hearts into it#And yeah there's a bit of money involved#But this work is really inspired by the muses themselves#Also it's hilarious that all of these trailers came on the same day#Was this intentional by Mr. Jalapeño?#Who will win? A multimillion dollar movie corporation or a Concept Musical made by an independent Corporation?
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Pokémon Masters EX spoilers ahead!
Kabu likes to play TAG with his pokemon... and he's shown to have a much softer side beneath his strictness in pokemas too... he's so grandpa-shaped to me 😭💖
#you guys have to know that today has been an eventful day for me. like... non-stop serotonin because I got one good news after another#(i celebrated my ultimate ship's day + speed-run and sacrificed sleep to post 2 fics for today's sake + successfully bought prints of said#ship with two of my bird app friends + successfully secured a birthday cafe event for a character in my city where i can meet said friends)#like. my heart was in OVERDRIVE 😭😭😭 adding kabu to the lodge has me falling off the bed from how much i giggled and rolled on it 😭😭😭#i need to replay swsh but i swear he wasn't this gentle and caring in the games 😭💗 like this scary old grandpa is actually very soft 🥺🫶#my head is spinning from thinking about how good his gym trainers' morales are with him keeping it up. or how he must be well-loved in#motostoke for not just being an encouraging gym leader but also an approachable and kind citizen. no wonder nessa and milo regularly hangs#out with kabu and that he and raihan are tor-colleagues 😭😭😭 he's actually so earnest in showing that he cares for others with each line#ossan you have to tell me which of your pokemon plays tag the best!!! and is that how you wind down after training!!! 😭💗#giving pokemas writers a big smooch on their foreheads because they're so genius for this man. yes it is a cash grab but they're doing kabu#sooo much justice too with each of his appearance... like yeah take my gems for once! you actually did a splendid job for my favorite ojisa#i don't know if i'm just still a 6 y.o girlie loving kazuhiko inoue's kakashi or i'm just itching for familial tenderness but man. he's suc#a comfort character to me now... i didn't expect that in 2024 but i'm grateful i could pull him and enjoy talks with this ossan now 🥺🫶#gym leader kabu#pokemon kabu#pokemon sword and shield#pokemon swsh#pokemon masters ex#pokemas#pmex#pokemon masters ex spoilers#pmex spoilers#pokemas spoilers#swsh#galar#pasio#trainer lodge
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The argument that "well of course they had to include all those important crow moments even if they don't make sense, they need to drum up excitement for season 3!!!" is genuinely so funny to me. Like, 'they had to make the story bad so they could make more of it!' you're so close bestie
#maybe they're just not good at this! maybe its just a bad show! maybe if you feel the need to include shit that doesn't make sense in your#story to try and get hype you're not telling a very good story! maybe this entire show was a soulless cash grab built on name recognition#and had no interest in ever adapting the books well! maybe!#anyways thoughts and prayers y'all#six of crows#shadow and bone#s&b#kanej#wesper#helnik#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#wylan van eck#jesper fahey#nina zenik#matthias helvar
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i've seen the minecraft movie trailer
who was the writer that decided to make steve reference "the children yearn for the mines"
i just want to talk
no ignore the baseball bat in my hands
#ashton is talking#minecraft movie#everything else about the trailer sucks ass as well#'there are evil forces trying to destroy this world'#and they cut to the piglins#you know#the guys that just chill in the nether#and are relatively harmless so long as you're wearing gold/don't hurt/steal from them#yeah i'm#i'm sure they're a huge threat to the world#uh huh#god i already hate the iseki'd into a video game angle they're taking#but to then add a boring 'evil forces are destroying this world' angle on top that we've seen a million times?#i feel bad for any writers that had actually good ideas but were shot down for this cheap cash grab slop#god forbid we just use minecraft as a setting and make a story set in it a la minecraft: story mode!#anyways i'm so sorry msm i was too harsh to you#what's funny is so many youtubers with little to no budget have created FAR better stories just by playing minecraft#shoutout to my childhood that was the haunting of herobrine series#shame what's happened to it but that was far better story telling than a movie with probably millions of dollars behind it could make#although i do swear to the stars above if herobrine shows up in the movie SO HELP ME-
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Wanting to post fanart of a thing a like but also I do not want to be torn to shreds by the people who dislike the thing.
#Man I love becoming a fan of a show only to go online and see literally everyone hating on it#it does so much for the mental health#Genuinely pretty scary the things I've seen that have happened to people like- my goodness#I get not liking a show but leave the fans alone my god.#I don't care if 'they're cringe' or 'annoying' that's not a justifiable reason for harassment and hate#And I mean like the average fan not the uh... [those] ones#Also I don't want people to praise my stuff while bashing on the og that's just-#ew.#I say this and yet hate on TNR all the time lmao#that's different#TNR was actually just a half-assed cash grab#<- but also I could care less if someone was a fan of it like- you do you buddy#anyways#just wanted to rant for a moment#Good day to you :)#Kos speaks
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Im actually never forgiving Descendants: The Royal Wedding for being all silly goofy happy cartoon and then out of fucking NOWHERE just dropping "I really miss Carlos guys" HEY DISNEY WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
#It's so fucking jarring#The entire episode up to that point was all goofy funny times and then#That#It also irks me cause they're clearly moving away from the core four with the next movie#I mean I HOPE so anyway#So what was the point of killing him off at all you could've just left him alive NOTHING would change#Like it's an animated mini movie you could easily find a VA that sounds like him#Or if you really didn't wanna do that#Put him in some sort of situation that causes him to be away from the wedding#Maybe he sends a letter or something idk#Like why kill him if you were already ending the core four's story there and moving on to new characters#And like don't get me wrong they SHOULD move away from the core four#Do not fucking touch them anymore unless it's little cameos#The entire reason they initially canceled D4 was because they didn't wanna go on without Cameron#So if they were to go back on that and kill him off so they could keep making movies that would be disrespectful as FUCK#D4 probably a cash grab but I am glad they went the creative route and decided to explore other parts of the universe#Instead of clinging onto the group that's missing a cast member#I just#Man#You could've left him alone Disney you really didn't have to do that#And in the worst way possible too#descendants#peg speaks
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so i went to see The Wild Robot bc it's a holiday monday here and the theatre was p much empty, and hooo boy was that a lovely lil film and a good cathartic cry ♥︎
#the wild robot#a++#def go see it if u were on the fence#its lovely#or rent it when it comes out idk#v sweet#idk how i feel about the fact that they're already planning a sequel bc like. we have too many subpar sequels already#its the current curse of hollywood / studios / movies (capitalism. its just unnecessary capitalism)#but tbh it was v well done so it mightttt actually be good if they do go thru w it#im open to the idea#i am. mostly bc the storyline - despite being p much finished - still felt v open by the end and there's def an opportunity to do more#*if* they do it right#and not just. use it as a blatant cash-grab w/o putting in the same amount of effort#we shall see i suppose#bc that movie was v well done and the effort put into it Shows#it was paced differently than i expected but over all was a good time#anyway im rambling now#it was a good movie and i cried at least 3 times (/positive)#that about sums it up
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LIAR YOU TOTALLY WATCHED ONE SEQUEL!!! 😉💜
https://www.tumblr.com/wellhalesbells/736050291745652736/friendraichu-jackironsides
HAHAHAHA, I should clarify that I just mean for super hero-y ones. I mostly watch the first one and rarely watch the second (or anything after...... or remakes, lol), I think the only Marvel one I've seen in recent history is Thor: Ragnarok. Actually, the Spider-man franchise pretty much encapsulates how I interact with Marvel properties: I saw the first trilogy because it was new and exciting at the time, then they remade it too fast and I refused to pay for something I just saw, that was so recent in my memory from the release date I could still remember exact scenes from it (THERE WERE ONLY FIVE YEARS BETWEEN SPIDER-MAN 3 AND THE REBOOT - THAT IS NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR ME TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT AGAIN. HOW IS THAT ENOUGH TIME FOR ANYONE TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT AGAIN???), then I watched the first Tom Holland one (fourteen years I can vibe with) and nothing that followed because that's generally when the gimmicks and cameos start in lieu of good story-telling, or they make it dark and gritty because that's the only way to ground this superhuman, right (I assume a random white guy: "Should we fridge a lady? Yeah, we should probably fridge a lady"). The first one generally at least tries to have a soul because they have to introduce the character and make you care about them but many of the ones that follow (the few I've seen from when the MCU was just starting out and I had hope *coughs*Iron Man 2, Thor 2, etc.*coughs*) are just cash grabs that don't try because you already love this character and there they are, right there, so money please!
Meg 2 however..... EPIC, NO NOTES. It knows if I was a shark girl, I was probably a dinosaur girl and it gambled correctly. That's what you're watching this for? Have three sharks and an unnecessary (probably stupid expensive) dinosaur intro that is nearly completely irrelevant to the story but that you will also not want to live without and for an extra special bonus: oblivious husbands and their brilliant daughter. Like. You got me nailed, my dude. Will watch every subsequent sequel, no questions asked.
#i do understand that spider-man is a bullshit studio thing#and that it's a marvel property that belongs to sony and i implied everything is under the mcu umbrella#(and i honestly don't fault them for remaking it. instead i just don't understand how there was an audience for it???)#but they're all guilty of the same shit for different but also EXACTLY THE SAME reasons#they want to fleece money from me. because that's how it feels: like i'm being swindled#they're not earning my money through good content but instead through brand recognition and shared cultural touchstones#YOU CAN'T HAVE MY MONEY MOUSE#sony you can when it's miles (that is a sequel i DID watch and that DID have a soul imo) :))))#something similar (cash grabs) are pretty much the exact reason i stopped reading marvel comics too#capitalism ruins everything#for a moral everyone knows *snorts*#also generally the sequels have bigger budgets and just to quote freckle...... sometimes things that are expensive are worse#great things sometimes come from people having to work within constraints and when you aren't given any....... terrible things can happen#like bbc sherlock lolol. AHEM#basically if i watch a sequel now it has to be a character i am VERY invested in so i'm willing to be burned - deadpool or miles#or it has to break containment from people who will go see anything with a marvel sticker on it to people who..... won't#and still recommend it - like ragnarok#(i wonder if NOT going the dark gritty route and instead having a fun story with a conflict that wasn't dependent on outdoing every#other conflict that came before it in this whole universe had aNYTHING to do with its success. hrm. it's a mystery!)#normally i would answer this privately but i had to explain about the sony thing so you would know i KNEW about the sony thing and then....#tag explosion and now it has to be public and i'm sorry i went on a mouse rant. I HATE THE MONOPOLY MOUSE I JUST DO.#IT'S BAD AND IT MAKES BAD LAZY THINGS THAT KILL CREATIVITY (AND NOW ALSO FUNDS GENOCIDE SO)#!ask
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"Oh but *I* don't get sucked in by The Capitalism, I only bought this one item that directly involves My Fave."
Yeah, so do most people. Endless merch streams are not made with the expectation that a significant number of people will buy *all* of it, they know most people will buy one or two items and nothing else, the point of making so much was it's more likely they'll have made those two items you desperately needed in order to scratch your fannish itch. If you want that [character] mug then fine, buy it, have fun with it, but you haven't somehow tricked The Capitalism by not buying every single item with the right logo on it.
#full disclosure i own four funko pops#(you can tell those are toys for adults because they don't *do* anything they're not fun dolls they're just kind of... there.)#(now hush while i rearrange Johnny Funko-Cash and his three murderous wives so they better complement my furniture)#mentally this post started with the Loki McDonalds thing (still objectively hilarious) and went via multiple Radio Times covers#and then to the Diverse Holiday Barbies because really this is true for SO MANY fandoms#i still crave a Woolworths Destroyed Cassandra btw because it was a whole new level of shitty cash-grab so hey IT WORKED AFTER ALL
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hm.
#just figured out they're rebooting the crow? mixed feelings but. im mostly hesitant#i don't want it to be a shitty cash grab :/ it deserves better than that. but it's not coming out until next year anyway#i think bill skarsgard is a good pick for eric tho!#i wonder who the rest of the cast will be
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You cannot convince me that this video's high view count isn't at least half sourced from bots.
It's a good song and decent animation, which would usually have all the makings of a viral video. But I never saw this trending, haven't heard this (admittedly good) song anywhere. Neither it nor the movie it's connected to show up in Google results, and despite 51 Million views in 2 months, hardly anyone is talking about it on Tumblr or Twitter. And despite such a high view count, the promotional tweets and retweets have barely any attention.
Most of the Instagram & YouTube comments for an English song (with no closed captions, English or otherwise) for a movie with a British cast are in Spanish? And a lot of the Instagram posts are advertising the song over and over with nothing new to them. "Hey, we have a thing! Look at it! It exists! :D"
This movie's been in production for a while at least, since 2 years ago a guy named Trevor Wall posted a very similar animation for a band also called The Meeps comprised of nearly the same animals. It seems like a prototype animation to gauge interest (even if the final product is entirely different).
#the meeps#themeeps#my own opinions on this being a lowish budget low effort generic easily marketable cash grab aside#at least the cast seems somewhat interesting and not completely archetypal. Except that damn moose#his bland ass design compared to everyone else fills me with irrational fury. maybe it'll play into his story arc but come on#also the name? The Meeps? The prototype animation suggested they were plush toys so it kinda makes sense#but now that they're real animals? Plushes aside it's such a generic Little Little Kid marketing name#I'm becoming aware that maybe I'm just very cynical of things bc of tumblr and that's actually a problem#again the song and animation are nice and it deserves at least a couple million views#but cmon. don't lie.#original#love louder#music#youtube
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This is just one big rant of mine because I am just tired at this point.
Can the newer (just now rising to fame) Hispanic/Latino actors PLEASE stop trying to gaslight young Latinos by telling them that there are little to no Latino content out there?
I am so sick of this "Diversity" ideology that is out there, people are acting like just because there are shows out there with a White cast that it's bad when it isn't.
Things don't have to have a bit of EVERYTHING just to be good.
and I'm not saying that we shouldn't see things like poc or lgbtq (but I'm mainly talking about poc) but I want to see things more naturally and NOT meant to be there as a way to say "I LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU AND YOU MATTER"
because guess what? We were fine with the media we had beforehand where we just had a show that had a multi-cultured cast and it wasn't treated as a big deal it was just enjoyed. And there can still be lessons on why some people may not be treated equally but I want the media to treat us like we are actual human beings and NOT some marketing tool or used because now you won't be eligible for the Oscars unless you have a good majority of minorities in the cast.
But back on Hispanics, there is this new show called "Oye Primos" (Which is the best example on why we don't need any more "diversity" in the media) and when people pointed out that there was a problem with the spelling the creator behind it went on to say "Spanish isn't even the Mexican language it is the language that we use now that we've been colonized" (I will fix the quote but it was from a video so I don't remember it word for word) But SHE is choosing to make the show about Mexico after Spain happened. Also, Spain colonized Latin America hundreds of years ago so I don't get why she's the one complaining, if she really wanted to do something then she should have made a show or movie to "educate" people on the history.
But she also says (Which is just straight up BS):
“As a kid, I didn’t see myself or my culture represented onscreen,” Kline recalled. “So I’m excited to share my family dynamic through these new Disney characters and stories.”
Which chica Disney is NOT the place you want to work for to create your Hispanic heritage into content.
Some people are complaining about the "stereotype" of "big Latino family small house" (which I can't really comment on because that's literally my uncle and his kids) I don't really like the word "Stereotype" when it refers to something you see every day (like if you were to say "How dare they use the stereotype that Asians are hard at studying" which is only an example of how people complain when it comes to it but that isn't really a harmful stereotype on how people look at Asians it's just a difference in culture and behaviour compared to white folk because even Hispanics or at least people in Ecuador are hard at studying) But I WILL comment on the kid's names because good Lord are they atrocious. Listen I know that kids' shows choose to give the kids weird ass names to describe their personalities (violently side-eying Ever After High, and Descendants here) but those names are like what Mexicans cook on Cinco de Mayo celebration I don't know about any of you but we've never given each other nicknames after food (my cousin's was literally "The Tank" and she was a fucking child) What are you going to do next? introduce a kid named Empanada?
Do you want to know an amazing Latino show?
George Lopez THAT is a show that is about Latinos (and other minorities), all laughs reminds you all the time that he is Mexican married to a Cuban but it's still not rubbing it in your face. This is an old show that should never die because it is perfect because it pokes fun at everyone and everything while also teaching great value to different everyday struggles.
Please can I stop being told that I am not represented as a Latino in the media, hell I'm from Ecuador and I don't complain about there being hardly any Ecuadorian content other than (as far as I am aware of) Miguel Diaz from Cobra Kai which of course I enjoyed to see but that was only a small detail about the character that wasn't made his whole character and that's why I watch the show. And yes I always joke about wanting Disney to make a movie about Ecuador (before I even consider watching Encanto yet) but like it's not that deep to me.
We literally have our own channels so half the time we really dgaf about what Hollywood is whining about go touch grass if your main concern is there "aren't enough poc" in the media over any other important issue in the world.
#im looking at you jenna ortega#anti jenna ortega#anti little mermaid#anti oye primos#anti disney#stop treating poc as if they're just a cash grab#also let's be serious#DISNEY doesn't care about any of us#go watch the george lopez show#anti wednesday netflix series#coco is better than encanto#i am always pro latinos but leave us alone please#also i have no hate towards new actors#but i hate when people only like them ONLY because they are poc#and not because of their talent#that goes for all sorts of minorities#their advocates treat them like they aren't human
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new arthur photos oh my goddddd i wasn’t sure how my feelings were towards the second movie but seeing him him himhimhimhiiiiiiiiiimmmmm new photos oh my oh my
I feel like I'm totally alone in my non-enthusiasm for the sequel😂
but yeeeees seeing him againnnnnnn🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 it's been so long but but but he's still here, he's coming back!!!!💗💗💗💗💗💗 i remember how we used to collectively CRAVE more arthur pics😭💔 and once again, we're well fed!!!
#arthur fleck#joker 2024#im happy about more arthur content but the way they're taking the sequel in the direction they said they wouldnt makes me feel like it's#just a cash grab and arthur deserves better than that#and i swear if they do the 'you must be crazy to love arthur fleck' thing i'm gonna lose my SHIT#he's too important to too many people & im terrified they're gonna fuck him up and undo all that nuance#im borderline on making this blog anti sequel tbh#like not to judge a book by its cover but😬😬😬😬
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I ordered both the Fallout and Elder Scrolls cookbooks on a whim 🧍♀️
#t#okay listen#I did not expect them to be available in my country#they also have the AC cookbook#I checked the reviews and apparently the recipes are v good#which were done by an actual cook#they're not cash grabs#they weren't even *that* expensive#ok the elder scrolls book was a little pricey#but I've seen regular cookbooks in that price range so#anyway. this is just me arguing w myself bc I'm trying to justify the purchase#they may arrive tomorrow#I'm excited ngl
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Luke's new Jedi Order in the sequels only existing to be Kylo's first warcrime and killed off for Luke's OOC manpain is truly an undercriticized point of the triology. These people only existed to be killed off-screen, no names or faces or histories or behavioral quirks... (unless there's something in the Kylo comics I'm not aware of, though I maintain this point even if so since that's not the kind of thing to be shunned to a spin-off or side-story).
For a series where mystical power explicitly runs off of connection they sure did a terrible job of allowing the audience to connect with the story
#also the entire hosnian system. also all of the stormtroopers taken from their families.#anyway. wouldn't it have been so much more powerful if a surviving student of Luke's joined Rey on Ahch-To#maybe they don't think Luke's to blame & he has to accept their forgiveness#maybe they do think that he created Kylo and thinks he needs to clean up his mess#maybe their feelings are mixed and complicated#maybe they just wanted to see the temple for themself so they could find direction or peace & don't care for the mission#of course this is too much to ask of the corporate writing room catering to racists and misogynists to think of#but like. having them slaughtered was not a good move in my opinion since it cheapens the OT and extended materials#but they did do it & then went absolutely nowhere with it#the lack of care in this story that's supposed to be about caring... it didn't have to be this way and it stings#they could've at least have had Luke mention in passing one of his student's quirks or something he learned from one of them#at least imply their existence as something other than corpses by him saying something like ''oh that trips up a lot of beginners''#but like. no you could've swapped out these people with an antique armor collection or something. in the life is sacred story. ok.#new trilogy was supposed to be a cash grab but I'm so turned off to 95% of everything in that era bc nothing means anything ❤️#there's a little handful of TFA era things I'd read (ex Poe comics) but they're not things I'll find without major sleuthing *shrug emotico#sw#mitch rambles#/////////#//////////#just adding in fillers so maybe this won't end up in tags lol#uhhhh i Think i'm good now?#sw negativity#store wore posting
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why are you feeling mixed about the magnus protocol thing?
hi there! mostly because tma was super special to me (still is!) and I'm worried that I'm gonna be disappointed by new content but it's just a personal thing and maybe I'll be proven wrong!
what's your opinion?
#the ending of tma was ambiguous and bittersweet in that way#but to me it felt complete#it was up to you as a listener how to interpret their (jon and martin's) ending#and I loved that about it#and I'm scared that they're gonna ruin that for me#part of me (an evil part) also feels like it's a cash grab...cause tma was so successful#(I mean they're artists and they need their income so I'd totally understand if they'd do it as a cash grab but STILL)#so yeah#also I just opened tumblr so I'm curious to see what other ppl think about it!!
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