#They hate him for his swag

[soranker]

DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️

[fuumiku]

It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

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[giyuko]

his outfits were soooooooo cute

[brightmalcolm]

This is Malcolm Bright. Psychologist, forensic profiler, acquired taste.

[coldasyou]

He's weird, but he's smart.

[lordofthesillystraws]

made a seventh matsu teehee

Goyomatsu!

⇣ some things about him below ⇣

Also known as Nigaimatsu, for obvious reasons

Him and Todomatsu fight constantly over the youngest position, though everyone else just doesn't care and/or have already decided Goyomatsu is the youngest

I feel like people don't think about this much but Todomatsu would be AWFUL to have as an older brother. So him and Goyomatsu don't have a super great relationship, but it's good enough for them to not kill eachother

Goyomatsu does a similar style-swap thing like Karamatsu, but instead of being all "cool" he goes super cutesy

He's probably gay, but it's not a pressing issue

The one Matsu that actually WANTS a job, but has the worst luck when it comes to job choice (nobody wants to put his angry ass in front of customers but he does really like customer service for some weird reason)

Thinks him and Choromatsu are in the same boat (Choromatsu is Lying Directly to his face lol)

Pretty much always babied by the eldest two, but he doesn't mind it

Job hunting is very serious to him, but he doesn't like leaving the house unless he has to, and he gets burnt out pretty quickly

Nobody knows how those caterpillar brows came to be but he's starting to like them despite the teasing

In high school he mostly stuck around Osomatsu, also fearing life after high school to the point of blocking it out

He prefers to be hugged to destress, and he has rankings for the best hugs

Prefers to job hunt while Ichimatsu is in the room for some reason (probably because he's quiet), and is unaware of the message he's sending to Ichimatsu (who is too scared to ask if that's even what's going on)

High school and other assorted versions coming soon, plus he's gonna be part of a funny doppel-matsu au with friends :3

[seasononesam]

supernatural meme: (1/2) quotes

Get this, "St. Mary's abandoned in '72 after a priest disemboweled eight nuns."

[touchlikethesun]

i do think there is something wrong with me because i am realising that my reactions to some of the things that luo binghe did because of his love for shen qingqiu seem to be relatively muted compared to others’. like don’t get me wrong, luo binghe definitely did that like he for sure went there but like at the same time i think he’s so fucking valid and maybe if people just stopped judging the kid for being the teensiest bit obsessed and took the time to understand his hangups then they’d see that too

[adhd-merlin]

do you ever. do you ever think

[capn-twitchery]

swag class.png

(moment of silence for @zeebreezin 's shaw for ending up with the weirdest persuasive tutor possible. i'm sure seduction is a common topic in persuasive classes but not like this. they didn't warn him. they probably didn't even say hello first)

[arosebyan0thername]

If there are a million Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, I am one of them. If there are only two Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, I am one of them (Eva Noblezada is the other). If there are no Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, Eva Noblezada and I are dead 😔

[dogtboy]

i've never posted my art (or anything tbh) on tumblr before, but er here's a kralie !!!

TW // vers w/ blood under the cut

vvvvv

[yansurnummu]

my god... those old men are gay !!

[runawayfuture]

no but it actually is so funny that absolutely EVERYONE thinks Laios is like this horrible fucked up guy just because he really wants to eat monsters. his entire party goes through the five stages of grief plus eleven brand-new ones whenever they hear him talk about it. Kabru genuinely thinks he's on the brink of cannibalizing his friends for fun and has literal nightmares about him. all because he wants to try eating the weird plants and animals that he's obsessed with

[palimpsestdoodles]

His corpse jodjeksjdksjdkdmsnsjsk 🥺 😭

[3dfeels]

in my beckman era