#These legos have me in a chokehold

[thebritishdragon]

Bonding

Just two brothers bonding, would be a shame if one of them ran away. Just Ao Yi and young Ao Jinhai Dushe Jingshen chilling.

help I can stop drawing dragons! It’s a curse! I tried to give Ao Yi a more fluffy/cloudy look to him since Ao Guang in lmk has cloud like fur. Is it fur? Do Chinese dragons have fur???

ANYWAYS! Ao Jinhai, the fourth dragon prince of the East Sea. When his fur was mostly yellow. The reason Ao Guang didn’t name him Ao Sì, is because I didn’t know that this dude named his sons, one, two, and three! So let’s just pretend his wife decided that enough was enough and named him Ao Jinhai for his golden fur.

although Ao Jinhai/Dushe Jingshen will slowly lose his golden hue over the years. Until it is barely there. He also looses his freckles as he gets older. now I wanna draw the East fam. Especially Ao Bing.

[amazingdeadfish]

hey! do u have any 'terrible' shadowpuppet AU/concept with things like kidnapping or abuse or other bad violence things? cause I have much of them

CW: Discussions about toxic relationships.

The thing is... Shadowpuppet shipping already has those things in itself..? Kind of.

I mean Mayor literally kidnaps Macaque in the last minute or so of Shadowplay-

-And then Macaque proceeds to kidnap Mayor in the season 3 finale and hands him over to the Monkie Kids.

Abuse on the other hand is a finicky subject because this is still a kids show, but Macaque was definitely not having a good time working under LBD. The uneven power scale between the two and the lack of equality in the 'working relationship' is just another form of a toxic relationship. She literally floats above him in every scene the two are in together. Power dynamic goes crazy.

LBD did not treat Macaque like a person, and I suppose this would extend to Mayor. Mayor on one hand probably would not have been treated like a person (an equal) by LBD either, but in turn (as one can now argue that), the Mayor probably wouldn't have treated Macaque like a person too? Copying their Lady's treatment of him? Which, can obviously be seen when the Mayor carelessly shoves Macaque through the portal in season 3 in canon. Not an ounce of respect. You could even go as far as to say that Mayor probably thinks that equality in a relationship isn't normal. That someone has to always have more control and power over the other one.

This essentially, where Macaque lacks control over his own life because of this power struggle, is a form of abuse. And instead of Mayor sympathising with Macaque, he would just be (depending on how you interpreted LBD's relationship with Mayor) a victim who also plays a role as an abuser.

I guess what I'm trying to say is: No, I do not have any toxic AUs regarding shadowpuppet, because Shadowpuppet is already plenty toxic material in itself. I mean, there is already too much to play around with their dynamic that I find no need to exaggerate or add anymore problematic content to it in an AU. I think that's why I like it so much. So much of an interesting dynamic that can be poked around with but also, so much room for interpretation (which is something Shadowpeach is getting less of as LMK canonically develops Wukong and Macaque's relationship further).

But this doesn't mean I'm trying to tell you that you can't have your own toxic spin on Shadowpuppet! I mean, your interpretation of them is bound to be different than mine and everyone thinks of a ship differently. Because yeah, there MUST have been more problematic situations between these two behind the screen and not in the canonical story itself. And who knows how toxic these two might be to each other when put out of the LMK universe entirely?

[iunpackmyadjectives]

Some nice 2am wolfcat yuri

@inkbagel this is your fault btw

[fellow-fandom-fruitifier]

I wrote another ShadowPeach fic bcz I’m hyperfixating so hard rn

Some of my fav lines r “You’re all but melting, completely and utterly immobilized.” // “You? Comforting? Puh-lease, you’re just so annoying that it ruins the brooding mood.” // “And how, oh Great Sage Equal To Heaven, would you know? You can’t read if my memory serves me right. So, please, do enlighten me.” // “I am not eating your hair!” I don’t think these spoil anything in the fic but y’know (can you tell 6EM is my fav yet💀)

[fallentale4]

The difference between dad!Percy and c!Percy

Dad!Percy:

-has a bomb or two stashed away in his shop

-was more willing to join the ninja

-can and will burn down a building

-confident and thinks his scar looks badass

C!Percy:

-was raised on the streets.

-managed to get a job at the comic book store

-actually covered his scar

-more hesitant to become a ninja

-doesnt unlock his true potential till like season four

-before then, he can and will fight dirty if need be

-won't burn down a building (due to trauma that he never got past. (Hard to get a therapist with no money.))

-wind ninja instead

My ask box is open if you have any questions :)

[one-1-lobster]

How could I refuse??

everyone give me your jay design references right now

[241cookies]

Y'all, I caved and made my persona a Lego, how-

Actually, I know exactly how. Please get me out of this LMK moshpit

[crackedpumpkin]

idk if this is a controversial opinion or not but i THOROUGHLY enjoyed the lego ninjago movie like idc if that shit isnt canon it was a roller coaster i will willingly ride.

like cmon, jackie chan as master wu? llyods daddy issues?? the fucking humour in this had me in a chokehold i need whatever the writers were on

of course i have my own gripes but as a standalone movie i think it deserves many kudos. i rewatch it every now and then for a good chuckle

[mint-is-here]

It doenst really look like me but bunny<3

Open tags:D

cute thing im coming up with

this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!

no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter

[fancyrat4]

Got a new hyperfixation to burn my brailcells on. Have at thee. This goofy ahh lego show has me in a chokehold.

Go read it >:)

I usually just find a bunch of random fics just based on how cool it sounds. I usually don't like romance, but I HAD to read this, I'm a sucker for royal AUs, fellas. I can't help it.

Welp, back to reading stuff. See y'all until I get motivated again! I never actually drew tow characters cuddling before soooooo uhhhhh.

[anishenanigans]

When Monkie Kid said you can't change what you were in the past, but it's never too late to change now. and when it said you have to learn to make peace with the parts of yourself that scare you. and when it said only you get to decide who you are. and only you can decide what you will become. and when it said you should never give up on life, because even though it will all come to an end, because even though it hurts so badly, it will only get better if you live to see it happen, and there is so much left for you to experience. and when it said that no matter how helpless you feel you are not doomed to die like this and you do not have to feel like this forever. and when it said changing for the better is scary but you don't ever have to do it alone. and when it said it's all going to be okay in the end.

Idk. Something about this show. It's got me in a chokehold.

In a similar vein, there was so much love and emotional catharsis in Season 5. Hugging and holding hands without reservation. The genuine concern the others express for MK's wellbeing, the support they offer in their own unique ways. MK working on accepting the things he's repressed the most (after 4 seasons of bottling it all up). The sincerity with which even Red Son talks about love. The blatant "I love you" from Pigsy. The "I don't want to lose you" from Wukong. The multiple instances of characters breaking down and taking a moment to truly cry, to let it all out. All the things left unsaid but so clearly felt. The promises of togetherness, no matter what happens. They've all come so far.

Yeah, season 5 made me fucking sob. I'm not much of a crier and I've never actually been brought to tears by a piece of fiction before, but here we are. There's a first time for everything, I guess.

This season wasn't at all what I expected. I'm not sure it was what anyone expected. But it was delightful. And it hit hard. And it did what it set out to do, even if things didn't quite happen the way they were supposed to.

It really wasn't that long ago that the theme was presumed dead in the water. And now... we're five seasons in. Not many Lego themes, or animated series, can claim that milestone.

We are watching what is arguably Lego's most ambitious and unique story unfold, despite how badly it's been screwed over time after time. Despite the fact that nobody thought it would make it this far. Despite the fact that everything the show is doing goes against what's expected from the hand it was dealt.

Is that poetic? Maybe.

Overall, Season 5 has quickly gained a special place in my heart. Especially after a few hours of letting it marinate in my brain. Man I love this show. Is it a silly Lego cartoon? Yes. Is it also genuinely poignant and beautiful and made with so much passion? Also yes.

And this concludes my thoughts for now. I'm so glad we had another incredible season, and I can't wait to see where it goes from here.

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

Random TF2 headcanons bc it has me in a chokehold.

These are set in 2023 bc I want to write these silly geese in present-day situations. (Still haven't gotten into the lore.)

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None of these fuckers like the same fastfood restaurants, they always disagree.

Heavy likes Jimmy Jon's.

Medic likes Subway, he thinks it's the healthier option (don't tell him the bread can legally be considered cake)

Scout likes Wendy's. Sniper pretends to like McDonald's just to mess with him. He really doesn't like fast food at all.

Demo likes Culver's

Spy hates fast food and has never eaten at places like that. He's too good for that (this is a lie. He frequently goes to Starbucks).

Soldier loves KFC with a passion.

Engie likes Popeyes.

Pyro doesn't eat. They guzzle pen ink and glitter glue.

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These old men can not use Gen Z slang to save their lives. However, Scout is horrendous with slang, He has called himself the rizzler. You will not go a day without him saying, "Take the L." This man is menace.

Medic used the word "Rizz" once and Scout almost threw up.

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Engineer loves Legos! He has every adult set. He's done the vespa, he's done the bonsai tree, and any others you can think of. He also buys the small kids sets for Pyro. They do it together for fun.

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Medic. Loves. To. Talk. Shit.

This man is loyal to no one. Show up to the lab with food and wine, and by the end of the night, you'll have dirt on anyone and everyone. Archimedes loves to listen in while he rants and raves.

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Speaking of Medic, whoever headcannoned him as a guy who acts like a teenage girl was 100% correct. This man has a playlist for surgery that's all Kesha, MARINA, Gwen Stefani, and Britney Spears. This man has neon glitter pens and has a fuzzy pink diary (that's where he keeps everyone's secrets!). Man's says "teehee" and kicks his legs. He has a canopy bed and string lights in his room. (And I love him for it 🫶🏻)

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All of them are mentally ill in someway.

Heavy, Demo, and Engie have anxiety, but manage it well enough for it not to be a problem. (Demo just happens to manage with alcohol 😮‍💨)

Scout has ADHD and depression.

Sniper and Soldier have Autism

Spy has depression, and also body dysmorphia.

Medic has autismn, insomnia, and BPD

Pyro has schizophrenia and autism

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Sniper loves animals. Like, let's be for real animals are his hyperfixation. He has a special camera that can take pictures of animals from far away. He loves the fact that he can use his skills as a sniper to photograph animals.

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Spy can't recognize his own face unless he has his mask. His face seems to distort in the mirror after a few minutes. His mask keeps his features in place so it doesn't get a blurry and muddled.

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Demo knits! His mom taught him when he was younger. He has a blanket his mom started and he finished in his room.

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Might make more who knows :)

Love this game and the fandom sm rn.

[macravishedbymactavish]

Alex Keller SFW Headcanons

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Headcanons for the man who has me in a literal and metaphorical chokehold

He is a straight up a nerd. Think: Star Wars, lego, Star Wars Lego!

Sitting on the floor, clad only in a pair of baggy plaid pajama pants surrounded by lego pieces. Eyes shining as he scanned over the instructions, soul feeling free and finally alive as he snapped the pieces together.

Soft sounds of the original trilogy playing through the speakers from the TV. Ignoring the nagging pain in his lower back as the child in him squealed in delight.

Another component completed. Now, onto bag 4.

Prefers to clean up while or after you cook, rather than cooking himself

Tending to the food in the pan, he reached around you to grab the discarded utensils. Placing them in either the dishwasher or sink; making soft comments about how many spoons you decided to use for one meal.

"If you don't like it, you're more than welcome to cook for me," you teased, watching as the man froze. A mischievous smirk spread across his face as he pointed a spoon at you.

"If it weren't for me, you'd be out of spoons 5 steps ago"

Horrible (like "reminder on the phone but will still with upmost confidence say the wrong date") with dates. Appointments and anniversaries, he's not very good. He blames it on his brain shutting off from not being in survival mode when at home, but genuinely feels bad

"Ma said they have something for our anniversary and will pop over to drop it off closer to the day. I told her it's on the 18th, so Saturday would work better, " Alex explained mindlessly, leaning back against the counter. Eyebrows raising when you froze.

Smiling softly, you whispered, "Sorry, what day is our anniversary?"

"The 18th. No, the 17th, " his eyebrows scrunched together as he thought. "No, actually 18th. Final answer" 

Leaning over, placing one hand on his cheek as you gave him a soft peck on the lips. "It's the 21st, actually"

Takes FOREVER to get ready for anything (especially fancy date nights and events)

Sitting on the edge of the tub, you watched in awe as Alex continued getting ready. Shirt still unbuttoned, belt not yet threaded through the loops of his pants; and he wasn't even halfway through his hair styling routine.

Multiple bottles and products lined the counters, all of which in use at one point or another as you sat and watched. Your outfit was ready and laying on the bed for when he was done with his hair.

After so long together, you'd become efficient in the timing of when to start getting yourself ready for a night out. Depending on which hair product he reached for next.

He has a super dark sense of humor

"Hey, since you have a ton of tattoos," you started, leaning against the doorframe as he fussed with his hair. "If a shark came and bit your arm off, would you be more upset about losing the arm or the tattoos?"

"The tattoos," he answered immediately. Pausing after to look himself up and down, nodding. "Definitely the tattoos"

Terrified of holding babies (despite being a total natural). He loves interacting with younger kids though.

"Uncle Alex!" The young boy squealed, running over and wrapping himself around the man's legs. "I'm a brother now, too!" 

Smiling down at his nephew, Alex laughed. Hoisting the boy up into his arms as he listened to the excited stories about his new little sister. Nodding along with genuine interest until the baby was brought over to him.

"Be fair. You can't just cuddle your nephew. She'll get jealous, " his sister, Ellie teased. Holding the newborn out. 

Freezing in place, as his nephew squirmed out of his grasp. Loudly encouraging him to hold the baby. Looking over at you, Alex sighed when he realized he was outnumbered.

"What if I drop her?" He whispered, fear flashing behind his eyes as the small bundle was passed over to him. The girl remained asleep as she was cuddled by tense arms.

"The obvious answer is don't." Mrs. Keller walked up behind him, placing her hands on his shoulders. Pressing into the tense muscles. "And relax. Things are more likely to go wrong when you're stressed out and stiff like a board"

Appreciates a good horror or FPS game - but nothing beats couch co-op and cuddles.

Snuggled against your side, he yelled nonesense as your characters scrambled around the screen. Grabbing boxes and flinging them onto the truck.

"What?!" You both laughed, watching as his character hoisted an animal into the air. "I have the chicken!" 

"We'll I'm moving an entire sectional by myself, so drop Cluck and help me!" you elbowed him lightly

Absolutley can't fall asleep in silence, no matter how hard he tries

He blames a lot of this on his childhood, the sound of clocks ticking throughout the house driving him mad. Reminding him of the sleep he wasn't getting. 

Even now, years later, as an adult, he tells you that if it's too quiet, he can still hear the distant ticking. He doesn't tell you that the silence also brews night terrors; that's not a side he wants to burden you with.

On the nights when he falls asleep alone, he'll usually have a movie or YouTube video playing in the background. If you can't fall asleep to a lot of noise, he'll opt for a fan or one of those sleep background noise tracks.

Unlike some of the other COD men -- I think he'd be the opposite of a human furnace. He'd be like a reptilian creature looking to sap your warmth at any given moment.

He makes a point to cuddle against you, as much contact between your bodies as possible. Almost like a human backpack.

"You're so warm," he sleepily mumbled, pressing his face into your back. Humming in content at the feeling of your body warming his.

His hair lightens so easily during the summer (In MW2019, he was dirty blonde. MW2022, as an operator he has dark brown hair)

"You're like two totally different people," you laughed, fingers running through the light locks as he rolled his eyes.

"It'll be back to normal by halloween," he half-heartedly grumbled. Adjusting the sunglasses on his face, holding back a smile. 

100% cries during movies, has no shame. Especially since it gets extra cuddles from you (even if you lightly tease him for it)

Your heart aching within your chest, the protagonist grieving their loss. Sighing softly, you silently reached forward, grabbing the box of tissues from your coffee table. Holding the box up to your boyfriend, who was trying (and failing) to hide his soft sniffles.

Head falling against his shoulder, feeling his arm tighten around you. His chest shaking with emotion he was trying (and failing) to hide.

Taglist: @bloodonmyhands-1221 @v1naco @bowtruckleninja

[imminent-danger-came]

Me: "I‘m so glad I‘m not suffering from lmk brainrot anymore, I managed to distance myself a bit. I‘m sure this way I‘ll be fine until season 5 comes out" :)

*stumbles upon one of your posts again

Me: "…I‘ll just take a peek. I‘m sure they haven’t written any posts that‘ll put me in a chokehold… I mean, she didn’t get any new material to work with. This. Is. Fine."

*three hours of scrolling later

Me: *sobbing on the floor uncontrollably about actual LEGOs.

The; 'Macaque views MK as the person he used to think Wukong was', and just how the Monkeys other than MK have started their healing arc, whereas the main character is about to fucking SNAP.

Wukong vs. MK??????

Every gosh darn instance of 'the World vs. the life of a friend' that’s been shown so far. The increasingly sympathetic villains that deconstruct the ENTIRE concept of good and evil, that MK bases most of his beliefs on???

His absolutely unconditional LOVE and FAITH in his friends????? In WUKONG???

And just- everything about him and Mei! They are each others most favorite people in the WHOLE world! If it was them or the universe it wouldn’t even BE a question, THEY ARE EACH OTHERS UNIVERSE. But then what about the Hero turning into a Warrior, what about the Warrior revealing themselves to be a Hero instead????

MK VS. MEI!!!

Watching his loved ones grow into the best version of themselves, healing, learning to understand themselves better. While he himself desperately fights against every secret he unwillingly discovers, against every step they take towards the future. Because they are following the very path DESTINY carved for them.

And sure, everyone makes their own choices, but does that even make a difference if those choices align with destiny anyway?

What exactly is stopping him from becoming the Harbinger of Chaos? How does he know that one day, when he inevitably pushes them too far, hurts them too much, (No matter what he does and how hard he tries, he always seems to make things WORSE. Even now, when he tries to help, all he does is cause destruction, and chaos) can he be sure his friends won’t be forced to turn against him? That he won’t FAIL them?

His complacency is his last ditch effort in protecting and maintaining what little mundanity he has left in his life. Don‘t ask questions, stop looking for trouble, don‘t think to hard about every earth shattering revelation you’re confronted with, and maybe, just maybe, he can avoid his fate that is looming on the horizon.

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…I‘m sure you‘d never be able to tell that I‘ve gone the rabbit hole that is your lmk theories right? I still sound like a well adjusted human being that has totally NORMAL thoughts and feelings about a SHOW about LEGOS made for KIDS… RIGHT?!?!?

Completely forgot I wrote something along the lines of "Macaque views MK as the person he used to think Wukong was", so reading this ask completely blindsided me AND hurt my feelings (post anon was referring to).

"I mean, she didn’t get any new material to work with." is also cracking me up holy shit. LMK is so dense, who even needs new material. I just rewatch any ep and have a breakdown about it. Tbh there are still so many things I haven't posted about (and the list keeps growing, god help me)

With MK's complacency, I will say that I think he's always been complacent in some way. Like it's definitely morphed into what you've described, but overall I think MK was never someone with high aspirations. He was always someone completely fine with being a noodle delivery boy, someone completely fine with what his life was before becoming the Monkey King's successor. And he's so real for that honestly

[dicenote]

for the character bingo (not sure if you're actually doing it or if you just rb-ed because you were interested, but if you are) aizawa please!

Thanks for the ask! Aizawa is one of my favorite Death Note characters, hence why he's not safe from a little projecting <3

I gave him "blorbo-in-law" because I feel like I didn't really get him all that much until I watched the anime with my nephew. Nephew seemed to really like Aizawa in the second half, so I got to thinking about him a lot more.

One thing that gets me "shaking him bartender style" (lol) is that one scene where Near straight-up tells Aizawa that he and the Task Force are basically useless in the fight against Kira. Like, I can't imagine spending nearly SIX YEARS on something, only to be told by the kid with the Legos that you can't do anything to make an impact anymore. That must've hurt.

In addition to that, Aizawa is so interesting to me because he doesn't ever blindly follow Near/L. That bit at the end of the anime where Aizawa chases after Light despite Near's orders is one of my favorite changes from the manga. Aizawa's desire to think for himself makes him really interesting (and kinda difficult) to write.

(Also, I marked him as a bi icon because, while he has a wife, aizaide and aizamatsu have me in a chokehold rn.)

[t-rexseesyoursins]

Ok, I'm probably not the first person to think of this but i finished binging all 4 seasons of lego monkie kid and freenoodles has me in a chokehold. Cause it seems like when it comes to their past lives Pigsy and Tang kinda did a swap.

Instead of Sanzang's hard work and commitment to his life as a monk it's Pigsy who's putting in the same level of dedication to his cooking. Meanwhile, compared to Bajie's earthly vices and eventual devotion to Sanzang's quest it's Tang who's a little weak to food and laziness but has self proclaimed his devotion to Pigsy.

I like to think that Sanzang and Bajie really came to appreciate and admire eachothers qualities over their journey and secretly wished they could be a little more like the other (as well as wishing for some other things that sadly never came to fruition). Cue the modern day where those wishes carry over to their reincarnation and it's Tang getting to enjoy the things Sanzang never could and Pigsy getting to reap the the rewards of hardwork in his craft. Plus they both have a chance to stand beside eachother in a different way this time.

Idk, I just think two people loving each other so much that their futures selves become more like one another is sweet.

*edit: just realized the last bit got deleted somehow but this is the gist of it