#Theres a million

[wielderofthechainsaw]

IM GONNA GO ON A RAMBLE ABOUT BARNABY BECAUSE I FUCUCUCIDUUDIDUD ARE UP IR LOVE GIM

OK

So

IM BEING SO FR BARNABY IS THE BEST BBU CHARACTER AND I HAVE VALID REASONING

HE HAS A CASTLE/MANOR LIKE BUDDYS RICH AF FOR THAT HE GOT FUCKING CUSTOM COFFIN WINDOWS AND EVERYTHING HUBBA HUBBA 😍(BIG J I DONT SIMP FOR HIM)

HE GOES BY ALL PRONOUNS LIKE A BADDIE LIKE HES A OARTY PLANNER HE DOESNT HAVE TIME FOR PRONOUNS YOU WOKE BASTARDS

AUTISTIC KING😝😝😝

HIS LAUGH IS MADE OF SILLY LITTLE OWL HOOTS ITS SO CUTE

HE WEARS PINK. AND I MEAN A BEAUTIFUL SHADE OF PINK LIKE LOOK

ITS SO PRETTY I CANT😭🙏

6. HES PLAYED BY ALASTORS OLD SINGING VOICE AND HAS A SUPER WIDE VOCAL RANGE BECAUSE HES A THESPIAN

7. TRAUMA🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

8. HIS MOUTH AND EYES ARE INSPIRED BY JACK-O-LANTERNS AND ITS SO COOL

9. HIS SONG IS DTRAIGHT FIRE IM LISTENING TO IT AS I TYPE THIS 🔥🔥

10. No seriously listen to it its called “a million gruesome ways to die” its on Spotify an dyoutube

11. HE’LL KILL YOU FREE OF CHARGE LIKE ZAMN HONEY I CAN STAY IN YOUR CASTLE FOR THE LOW PRICE OF MY MORTALITY AWOOGA 😘😘😘😘

12. HE USED TO BE OBSESSED WITH CHEMISTRY AND SCIENCE AND FANCY CHEESES AND ITS SO CUTE

FUCK HES SO SILLY OK OK MOVING ON

13. HE HAS THESE LITTLE ASSISTANTS CALLED BARNABOOS AND IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF BECASUE THAT NAME IS BOMB DIGGITY🤭🤭🤭

14. HE LOOKS LIKE A HARPY EAGLE LOWKEY EVEN THOUGH HES AN OWL SO THATS TWO OF MY FAV BIRDS IN ONE WTFFFFF

^ fullscreen to see what i mean

15. MY HANDS ARE STARTKNG TO CRAMP DO THISLL BE THE LAST ONE BUT HIS BOWTIE IN-GAME LOOKS LIKE MINNIE MOUSES LOWKEY

OK BYE

EDIT: MY HANDS FEEL BETTER AND I HAVE MORE

16: HE CAN HOLD HIS TRUSTY KNIFE WITH HIS FEET LIKE A GIRLBOSS BECAUSE ITS HARD TO HOLD THINGS WITH HIS WINGS IG

17. HE CAN STRETCH HIS LIMBS AND NECK LIKE ELASTAGIRL OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS

18. I LOVE HALLOWEEN AND HIS ENTIRE THEME IS HALLOWEEN AND THATS SO CUTE IMO

19. THERES A VIDEO ON THE OFFICAL BBU CHANNEL OF HIM BEING A JUDGE AND SCREAMS “SHUT UP!” TO THE JURY OF HIS BARNABOOS AND ITS SO SILLY

20. I LIKE TALL MEN AND BUDDYS PROBABLY OVER 60 FEET TALL

21. HIS VOICE IS SO CUTE

22. HERES A DRAWING OF HIM I MADE TO SHOW HOW BESUTIFUL HE IS (his face is right side up on purpose btw)

OK THATS ALL FOR NOW, DEUCES‼️

Tell me why two barnaby rp accounts liked this post

@an-theduckin i remember you saying you wnated me to tag you in my rambles so here you go

[nyxi-pixie]

'wah wah everywhere is falling to the right wing the whole world is doomed' literally like 6 months ago we were talking about how there was a trend in countries getting rid of their right wing governments. poland at the end of last year, france voted in a unified centre left/left alliance, even the UK finally got rid of the tories after 15 years (right wing splitting be damned, it still happened). outside of europe, bangladesh removed a dictator in like 2 seconds, india may have reelected their Evil Guy but on a DISTINCTLY reduced majority, theres been queer rights successes in thailand, with gay marriage set to be legal by 2025, and thereve been positive court cases on it in japan. and this is just stuff i vaguely remember hearing about. im sure theres more if you care to look for anything aside from more reasons to make yourself miserable

the US has a distinct effect on everyone, so this won't be fun for anyone (least of all its population. sorry guys), and there ARE a lot of people sliding into right wing extremism, but presenting this like its an unchallenged worldwide phenomenon is inaccurate, its damagingly bleak, and all it does is encourage despair and apathy. you DO have political power, and you shouldnt forget that just because of bad election results and the media's desperation to make you lose hope

[taikk0]

coming out as a ragapom enjoyer sorry not sorry theyre cute togethet

[apas-95]

I think the best example of how 'taking an obviously bad liberal position on an issue and just holding the opposite stance within the exact same framework' isn't at all a substitute for an actual communist view on the matter is the absolutely inane statement of 'Your HRT isn't more important than Palestinian lives!' -- like, take a step back here and consider for two seconds why we're just accepting as implicit the notion that trans rights and anti-imperialism are inherently at odds with one another? Is this actually true? And who does it serve to say that it is?

[dapper-lil-arts]

As far as she's concerned, there's only one open seat.

[98chao]

(smacks roof of white lily cookie) This cookie can fit so much guilt inside her

[bobosbillionsknives]

Only REAL trigun fans will get this! (Manga joke)

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | Tarlos -> on calls together

[roach-works]

So no pressure to answer whatsoever! You're the first person I've ever seen express they don't think Jesus actually existed ever in any form? (if I read that right, admittedly) Given I thought the furthest camp was "I believe there was a historical person who existed who the figure of Jesus is based on, and that he was a figure of importance of his time, but I also know there was a lot of deliberate rewriting of history where he is concerned, so it is difficult to find the kernels of historical truth between the mythologized figure" I am curious how you arrived at "not a real guy who ever actually happened"

-we have no archaeological evidence of the guy. no artifacts or surviving contemporary records.

-all firsthand attestations that he existed are written well after his death, in some cases by people who couldn't have overlapped his life

-there were a lot of guys named yeshua in nazareth around that time.

-crucifixion was a common punishment for criminals such as anti-authoritarian cult leaders

-rome annexed judea. we do have proof of this. a LOT of jews were mad as hell about what happened to their homeland and their religion and were exploring alternatives. and getting killed for it.

-it's entirely likely that a century later a singular Miracles Josh was syncretized out of the various young revolutionaries that stood up and denounced the religious and secular authorities of the day and then got crucified.

-i don't think any single one of them was the true messiah who actually did miracles and had the mandate of heaven any more than i think a greek guy named heracles was really born of zeus and did all that superhero stuff.

-christian sources love misquoting atheist and jewish scholars when they give very cautious answers along the lines of 'its very likely there was a yeshua of nazareth around that time who had some friends and said some antiauthoritarian stuff. because lots of people did. it would be statistically unlikely if every josh in town was nice about the roman occupation for like two hundred years.'

-was that josh back then our big boy jesus christ the son of god who actually existed? if he didn't, the church invented him anyway. if he did, it wouldn't matter. the stated position of the christian faith is that he definitely for sure existed and absolutely as a fact did all that stuff, and you have to believe it no matter what.

-but there's no proof and im not christian. so no. i think you guys made the whole thing up.

[whoviandoodler]

the restaurant scene my god. that brief moment when mark shared a real laugh and a close moment with helena despite just meeting her and then recoiled in confusion and shook his head. his manner and the look in his eyes by the end of that interaction when he shoved down the inexplicable, split-second slip into easy companionship and looked at her like the destructive, dangerous stranger she is to him. the stark difference between omark and imark in that scene; down at lumon, mark was the naif, the child, the fumbling one; outside the severed floor, helena took that role. next to a regular adult she looks like the sheltered woman she is, deprived of all the usual experiences that shape a person; in so many ways, she herself is as much of an innie as helly is, but unlike helly who can evolve, helena will always be waking up on that table, over and over, no matter how much she tries to convince herself having memories makes her immune to an amorphous existence.

[aaphra]

Skyrim Scenery 57/∞

[creepycoffins]

@trans3gun family/post-op/no-op

Beach episode!!!!

[nyxi-pixie]

do you guys remember when skk had that shoujo romance ass reaching for a door at the same time and nearly touching hands and then being weird about it moment. bc wtf was that.

???? gay??? as fuck??

[johnbottoms]

[slimespecter]

also heres a quick sneak peek of an animatic ive been chipping away at during my freetime - featuring chai and my hfr ocs, ginger and ale :)

[macktism]

nico sturm on his relationship with macklin celebrini. german transcript under cut.

rough english tl: (im tired)

q: how is your daily contact to him (macklin celebrini)? you're stanley cup champion, you're a veteran in the team, does he come to you, or do you go to him and say, "hey mack, sure, ice hockey wise i don't need to tell you anything, but you should do something or other different, maybe."?

a: yeah, exactly. i think on the ice maybe he can possibly teach me one or two things, but i think the- the things outside of the ice. (doesn't finish his sentence) um, recently he had a, a situation, um, i think in, um, detroit, if i remember correctly in the second-third pause or right before the start, he sat next to me in the room, in detroit, and he looked a little, let's say, crushed because he had the feeling, that offensively nothing was happening for him in game, and i told him, that in such a season with 82 games, that in one of them you're going to feel like nothing's happening for 50 minutes and then you get an opportunity, and then - and you are too good of a player to not get this opportunity, this opportunity will always come for you in a game - you need to simply have patience. and in the very first shift in the third period he had an outstanding pass to- to ekky backdoor, and- and ekky scores. and then he came back to the bench and just kinda winked at me (smiled with his eyes) and i smiled back at him. these are just the small things, um, that- that i think help a young player enormously, and it's an incredible amount of fun to work with him.

q: wie ist ihr contact zu ihn (macklin celebrini)? der tägliche umgang? weil, sie sind stanley cup champion, sie sind ein veteran in der mannschaft, kommt er zu ihn, oder gehen sie zu ihn hin und sagen, "hey mack. also klar, eishockey mäßig brauch' ich nichts erzählen, aber so und so, vielleicht, solltest du das anders machen."

a: ja, genau. ich glaub' auf'm eis kann er vielleicht mir sogar ein zwei sachen beibringen, aber ich glaub' so die- die sachen außerhalb vom eis. ähm, letztens hatte er so 'ne, so 'ne situation, äh, das war glaub' ich in, äh, detroit (schwer zu hören, "wenn ich mich nicht falsch erinner'"?) in der zweiten-dritten pause oder kurz for start, saß er neben mir in der kabine, in detroit, und er sah ein bisschen, sag mal, geknickt aus, weil er so das gefühl hatte, so offensiv passiert für ihn nichts im spiel. und ich hab' ihn gesagt, in so 'ner saison mit zweiundachtzig spielen, dass es eins von denen spielen [geben wird] wo du fühlst es passiert fünfzig minuten gar nichts und dann bekommst du die eine möglichkeit und dann - und du bist zu guter spieler dass du diese möglichkeit nicht bekommst, die eine möglichkeit kommt für dich immer im spiel - du musst einfach geduld haben. und im aller ersten wechsel, wo er hat im dritten drittel macht er ein'n überragenden pass zu- zu ekky backdoor, und- und ekky trifft. und er kam nur zurück zur bank und hat mich nur so angezwinkert, und ich hab' ihn nur zurück angelacht. das sind halt so kleinigkeiten, ahm, die- die glaub' ich schon so 'nen jungen spieler enorm helfen, und es macht unglaublich viel spaß mit ihn zu arbeiten.