#Theotto

[dandelionjack]

BABY CTHULHU ACQUIRED. LOOK AT HIM

[busyasabbey]

Theotto the Cthulhu

[americanhousewifeottofamily]

How is the American Housewife fandom doing today

And how has it been 3 years since the finale already 😭😭😭😭

[the-ultimate-squish]

[americanhousewifeottofamily]

Happy Pride Month!!!!

I was gonna make a post with every instance of the otto family being gay as hell and say "happy pride" but there were too many of oliver alone so now you just get my two favorites from the first season. happy pride

[fyodior]

The Theotto squish has been spotted at WinCo!

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THERE’S NO WINCO’S ANYWHERE NEAR ME WUAAAAAAA (thank u for the update tho bb mwuah)

[anon-e-miss]

HE SHIPPED.

[shrubb-ery]

Paplushia, Vlad and Theotto!!

Bought the squishmallows yesterday, and received a Ghost package a little while ago, so I now have three more children.

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I made a little rosary out of Halloween beads. Though, I had to shorten the ten 'hail mary' parts; It's still even because I only halved them to five beads each. The upside down cross took AGES because I decided not to use a kandi guide (I hate myself for it oml)

Still getting used to Tumblr, and I'll try to post often, since I don't think any of my irls are following me.

~Shrubb :3

[starchbean]

Squish Collection

Left to right, top to bottom:

Baby Squad: Peter the Pig with the 2024 Easter print tummy 8 inch Lune the Loch Ness Monster Clip Lune the Loch Ness Monster 7 inchDottie the Sea Slug

Atop the tree of Gondor alone sits 5 inch Antjuan the Sea Monster

By my bed are 8 inch Kenny the Dragon and Maggie the Stingray, also known as Lil Grandpa and Lil Grandma, since they share my maternal grandparents' names.

Confined to their prison cell are 8 inch Bethuna the Mystical Creature and Umberto the Clown.

Below them dangle most of my clips: Theotto the Cthulhu Yekaterina the Bigfoot Clown 2024 Valentine's Eden the Bigfoot Noro the Cthulhu (The mushroom and plague doctor are not Squishmallows and do not have names, but I still love them <3)

Up in the net are some 5 inch flying friends: Gabourey the Flying Squirrel 2023 Valentine's Baiden the Dragon 2023 Edition Gio the Gargoyle

5 inch Capri the Grapefruit gets a hexagon shelf of her own. Officially, Squishmallows says she's an orange. I overrule them, she's a red grapefruit :P Orin is the real orange Squishmallow end rant.

8 inch Tonya the Boar feels safest hiding in the greenery near our entryway.

Jayden the Beluga Whale Squishville lives up on Tiny Shelf with Azurill and other non-squish creatures.

And finally, the Pastel Rainbow Squad lives under my Hythlodaeus poster: 7.5 inch Leonori the Winged Lion Micromallow Cleary the Strawberry Cow Squishville Risa the Cat 7.5 inch Noe the Sea Bunny Squishville Thekla the Polar Bear Squishville Naya the Fox 5 inch 2024 Valentine's Cyrena the Bear (with custom embroidery)

[sdxstudio]

Yes Queen Day 💅

This is what I got:

Shower gels from France 🫧🇫🇷

Sephora lipbalms from Italy 💄🇮🇹

Body butter and body mousse from EU 🧴🇪🇺

Squishmallows from my local store (I finally found Theotto) 🛍️

[dandelionjack]

there is a theotto squishmallow at the local thrift store. i repeat this is not a drill there is a theotto at the local thrift store. i will be buying him tomorrow. since it’s second hand no money will be going to the pro-isr*el squishmallow ceo! win

this little guy. look at him. he’s a swamp cryptid, canonically. can’t wait

[americanhousewifeottofamily]

Gina was the worst!!!! Also ngl the grandparent episodes also stressed me out bc omg there was so much going on in those episodes! Like finding out British Greg!!!

I just cringed at any girlfriends Oliver had

saw your fav episodes list and now i’m curious… what are your least favorite american housewife episodes?

⚠️SPOILERS FOR AMERICAN HOUSEWIFE IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE SHOW ⚠️

Any of the episodes where Greg or Katie’s parents came lol. They almost always come on a holiday and they were annoying every time. I thought as the seasons went on Katie’s mom would have more growth as a character but she didn’t. She kinda fixed it by the end of the episode she was in then the next time we see her it’s like she learned nothing.

Also any episode with Oliver with a one of his girlfriends since I didn’t like any of them beside Brie since she seemed super nice and actually had a semi lasting relationship with Oliver.

But the worst girlfriend by far is Gina. She was forcing her morals and ways of living onto him. Guilt tripping him if he ever had a different opinion than hers. And judging more wealthier people (especially Cooper) just off general public perception and not on how they actually are as people. It made me so mad how she was being so rude to Coop when cooper was nothing but nice to her. And it hurt even more when Oliver took her side and Cooper made amends with Gina just for her to betray Oliver and leave him for the scholarship. (That they promised each other they wouldn’t take if they both didn’t get in🙄)

To summarize I hate Katie and Greg’s parents and I hate Gina over every one else 😂.

[americanhousewifeottofamily]

POV I wanna make a oneshot of American Housewife based off the body image episode but also I know it’s such a sensitive subject so idk if I should

[the-ultimate-squish]

Please do not buy squishmallows irl unless purchased secondhand. Sources below

Squishmallow Alternatives + my current reasoning for the tournament (subject to change)

More info with sources

Official Boycott (this blog is not part of the official boycott)

[alittleplaytime]

Dream squishmallow collection pt.4

another addition to this very long series!:

WARNING: the only "official" online shop is jazwares (posted by the official squishmallow facebook page!!), pls be careful when buying from any other site!!

marketed as: pilar

marketed as: prital

marketed as: rida

marketed as: roven

marketed as: sachie

marketed as: safa

marketed as: sarakee

marketed as: scrapper

marketed as: shellie

marketed as: skeeter

marketed as: stump

marketed as: tegan

marketed as: theotto

marketed as: zachary

marketed as: zerdan

marketed as: mickey mouse

marketed as: the sorcerer's apprentice

marketed as: steamboat willie

marketed as: pride mickey mouse

marketed as: minnie mouse

marketed as: pride minnie mouse

marketed as: donald duck

marketed as: daisy duck

marketed as: pluto

marketed as: goofy

marketed as: winnie the pooh

marketed as: peeking pooh (cow costume)

marketed as: peeking pooh (frog costume)

marketed as: peeking pooh (bee costume)

marketed as: piglet

part five is here

[fyodior]

Flora

I've come to tell you that today on my outside adventure I found a cthullu squishmallow,it even has roughly the same colour as lovecraft. It's name is Theotto. It's incredibly soft🥹

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THIS GUY?? ive wanted him so bad since he came out where’d you find him😭😭😭