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Have you ever wanted to run a globetrotting adventure in D&D, but weren't sure how to model exploration in game? You might want to look into the hexcrawl-- one of D&D's most elegant, and most overlooked, game mechanics.
I've started writing articles for TheGamer-- if you like my writing, my thoughts on tabletop, or D&D as a whole, come check this out!
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I ended up getting a last minute appointment for a nuru massage this evening. He was a professional gamer. When I googled him, a photo of him at an event in Vegas popped up. This is all he does for a living.
He was sexy. Only a few years older than me. But of course, he had difficulty having an orgasm (::shrug::).
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TheGamer Ranks Top 10 Tamagotchi Releases
Can you guess which Tamagotchi earned the top spot? You probably won’t be shocked, and we won’t give it away. TheGamer, a website with video games news, in-depth interviews, and surprising stories has ranked the top 10 Tamagotchi’s, including models that were previously released and unavailable, and current models including the Tamagotchi Smart & Pix.
With each ranking they provide further explanation as to why that model earned its spot. Be sure to check out the full article here to see who earned the top spot!
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The Stupid Discussion About Marvel's Spider-Man 2's Length
There has been a recent hubbub that has been a point of ugly contention among gamers about Marvel’s Spider-Man 2. That issue is the length of the game. I’ve been hearing some wacky stuff in that regard, like people saying that the main story is only going to be about 15 hours long. A statement that is as inaccurate as it is laughable. That isn’t what they said. They said it would be roughly…
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TheGamer is a fraud news site and it's YT channel is even worse
They support Sonic X Tails
We cannot trust them
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The Gamers: Dorkness Falls, aka Gamers 4, concludes the award-winning independent fantasy comedy series that began with The Gamers (2002), continued through The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008), and ended on a cliffhanger in The Gamers: Hands of Fate (2013). At the end of Gamers 3, the players— the real people rolling the dice—were pulled into the game itself by the series’ nemesis since the original film: The Shadow."
The Shadow!?
The Shadow.
Anyway, Matt Vancil's back again with the final installment to The Gamer's movie franchise. If you've never seen The Gamers, I have some good news for you! You can stream all the movies ad-free here and I recommend you do so 'cause they're funny as hell.
The fourth and final installment is being kickstarted here
If you don't know who Matt Vancil is,
And, finally, a cat tax for everyone who got this far
#the gamers#thegamers#dorkness rising#dorkness falls#matt vancil#dnd movie#he makes funny movies about gaming#kickstarter campaign#my cats#orange cat
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10.Frogger, 9.Dragon's Lair, 8.Dig Dug, 7.Space Invaders, 6.Galaga, 5.Pac-Man, 4.Asteroids, 3.Star Wars, 2.Donkey Kong, and 1.Ms. Pac-Man
I'm generally okay with the list except for Dragon's Lair. While it was certainly impressive to have a video game with such high resolution back in '83, we all knew back then that this was a cheat, and really just a laser disc that let you skip to a new cut scene if your timing was right.
It was 50 cents to play in a world where everything else was 25, crazy hard and your input gameplay-wise was just about timing your button mash. Was not a very compelling experience and didn't really last long in the arcades because no one wanted to play it a second time, once the novelty of the cartoon video wore off.
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#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: dreadwolf#dragon age 4#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#bioware#video games#gpoy#(thanku TheGamer and Rhiannon Bevan. i always rly appreciate when outlets put a note/link of where it came from bc a lot of the time a#lot of them dont for whatever reason so thanku ◕‿◕)
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I've publically gone on record telling folks not to work for ValNet (the company that owns ScreenRant, GameRant, TheGamer, and CBR, among many other terrible nerd/media "news" outlets). They mistreat their workers badly even by the standards of Internet Media Outlets.
Here's another reason not to work with them or engage with their content- they're silencing independent journalists with ridiculous, fictitious copyright claims.
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more lucanis spoilers under the cut
ok so this is definitely a different spirit/demon dynamic than what we’ve seen in the past.
the video’s creator doesn’t seem to be familiar with the previous games or lore so i watched most it with the sound turned down to capture screenshots of the gameplay, but they seem to have the most spoiler footage so far so if that’s what you’re looking for it’s there (the voice over just wasn’t helpful in my opinion)
#source: thegamer (youtube)#lucanis spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age 4#da4#veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#da:tv#da:tv spoilers#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers
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finally got around reading the first two stories of Tevinter Nights last night and Down Among the Dead Men by Sylvia Feketekuty kinda made me want to start my first Rook with the Mourn Watch, ngl
#One of my besties lend me the book a while ago and i only now felt kinda ready to start it (im sorry!!)#but the absolute delight I had with that story i swear to god Audric my son my love my boi#also when Manfred was mentioned and i was like ?????? Emmrich??????#i actually didnt want to plan a rook beforehand because as i know myself i will change her up halfway thrpugh the game anyways and start#again but i was kinda already thinking about either making a silly little goose that was kinda a badass but funny (kinda a purple hawke)#or making a stoic and proud woman with her head held high who doesnt take anyones shit (more of a noble woman who knows how to play thegame#theyre both also defo mages because i always play mage except for DAO also the fucking ORB GUYS COME ON#da4#datv#da tevinter nights#tevinter nights#dragon age#dragon age 4#da rook
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The Trolls Have Never Cared (A response to TheGamer)
There’s this publication that I see on my feed all the time, and I’m always amused by them. Because they put out some of the stupidest takes I’ve ever seen, couched in the idea that this is coming from the perspective of people hip-deep on the gaming culture. When in reality, it feels like stuff that AI wrote. There are names attached to the articles, but part of me thinks the names are…
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#Assassin&039;s Creed#Fandoms#Gaming#Grifters#Movies#Shadows#The Critical Drinker#TheGamer#Toxic Fandoms#Toxicity#Trolls#Video Games#Yasuke
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the wolf party was funny inmy first play because ididnt get the chance to play his music or sabotage his chocolate beer tofind aleksis he just got up on stage and starting talking and iwas like oh thats him
lol he also gave himself the highest score onthe lamb vs wolf sign-meter thing
#MY FAVORITE QUOTE of the WHOLE GAME is the#ill smoke anywhere man#ill smoke next to people eating their breakfast#FUCK your fried eggs man#can more peopleplay thius game so ican talkabout it#i playedthis earlier this year and its SUCH a good game that ithought therewas like a huge fandom like there is for dishonored#thereslike 10 other people & thegame came out 3 years ago 😭#hi 10 other deathloop fans howhave youguys been surviving thiswhole time#deathloop#aleksis dorsey
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the dragon age inquisition musical number? the musical number that is inflicted upon you and you cannot skip?? heartwarming?????
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