#The misadventurers

[melodythebunny]

its near mother's day

Heres some headcanons

Mink, jing raine and Jennifer also celebrate it. Jennifer does it for the whole year tbh. She just doesn't feel like one day is enough. Which is true lol. And being that she really has only her mother, she does spend whatever chance she can get with her mom. (For father's day she gives their butler gifts. Dude's like an uncle/dad figure to her. And she is a bit more somber on that day, spending time liking through old photos of her late dad.)

For mother's day. Max and min just gets their brother gifts cuz (Well they do make things for their mom. Just put it at their parents memorial. Same for their dad on Father's day)

The other next gen kiddos would also spend time with their mom's and give them gifts as well

Josef, Evie, Micheal and Tabitha still celebrate mother's day. Each of them are aware of who their mom's were. Cuz they've been snooping a bit. Just still not know where their mom's are. And tend to bug their dad's to talk about what happened every year. Least to say it's a touchy subject

Chase and Becky have stuff that they made for their parents as well. Before Carrie came back they would just give the gifts to Two brains but

In next gen au now also Carrie. She cries (they're happy tears dw.) Blu gives her cheese.

Liam would have trouble on what to do for his mother. Thinking maybe if I destroy and take over fair city that would be a perfect gift. And his dad is like "heyyy how about we try something smaller like making her breakfast instead ^^;" and thus invertedly saves the city from destruction for one day.

Allie, Izzy and Eleanor as well make their mother breakfast. And then spend the entire day helping her out, with making herbs and other medicines.

Feel free to drop off any more headcanons in the ask box/pos

chase - @ninjastormhawkkat 's oc. :33

@drtwobrainsstuff @liloskull343 @lartmacabre @blueweirdness

[the-mis-adventurers]

A possible one off character and recurring background character- Valerie luvliy tines

And yes she is a cupid. Doesn't mean she's good at her job tho. Maybe if she keeps.firing she is bond to. Get someone. To.fall.in love

[phanerozoicfossilgardener]

As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this

[abyssalmermaiden]

I'm trying to be just a skeleton but there's some conflict or other I can't figure out with the mod so I'm stuck as a skeleton in panties???

edit: Yes this is ffxiv and yes I did resolve the issue

She’s living her best afterlife

[robynqueenofstuff]

Inkheart by Cornelia Funke - what if every time you read aloud something came out of the book? That's it. that's the plot.

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke - there's a war during but it's not the main focus. it follows the encounters between two men who have rediscovered magic in England.

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho- it counts dammit, it's got fantastical elements. the simple story of a shepherd's journey to find treasure in Egypt and the characters he encounters.

Gods of Jade and Shadow by Silvia Moreno-Garcia - the journey through Jazz Age Mexico with a poor girl who released the imprisoned Mayan god of death. more a journey than a war.

The Girl Who Fell Beneath The Sea by Axie Oh - what it says on the tin includes an underwater kingdom and a sleeping prince. no war but several action scenes.

Heartless by Marissa Meyer - this standalone novel following the Queen of Hearts before she started lopping heads off isn't deathless but it is warless.

The Misadventurers - an almost epic tale by Steven Partridge - a hilarious party quest led by a bard and a whole ragtag team of DnD -esque characters.

Fablehaven by Brandon Mull - sent to stay with your grandparents? not a biggie? There is a world of mystical creatures out in the back? now you have my attention.

The Girl Who Could Fly by Victoria Forester - if X-Men were sketchy af with a young girl with flight powers uncovering what has been happening.

The Magicians House by William Corlett - three evacuees sent to their uncle and find a neighbor the titular magician and his Golden House with a hint of fantasy to it.

The White Giraffe by Lauren St. John - the first in the Animal Healer series [you should read the other four] an orphan goes to live with her grandmother on her game reserve and uncovers a mystery involving a white giraffe and poachers trying to capture it.

someone recommend me some good fantasy books that aren’t centred on a war, please, my crops are dying

[the-spirit-of-adventure]

Flapjack’s new tattoo is Bubbie approved!

[classycookiexo]

This is literally so iconic

[hellyeahscarleteen]

F*c&!ng First Aid: A Quick Guide to Common Sex Injuries

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[rainonsand]

Another day, another delightful Neil Gaiman story.

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EDIT: Where are my manners. The book in question is Once Upon A Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller

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[marisashinx]

Azul needs glasses! Part 1/2: "He failed an easy test"

[melodythebunny]

Angst thought here. Min, Max, and Equan in the mousebraingirl au. The one where Steven is Wordman.

Ohh snap

Equan and wordman having a rivalry/hatred for eachother for real 💯

[the-mis-adventurers]

Name: Cole Stone

Favorite color: orange is tolerable

Personality: easily annoyed, burnt out, grumpy, blunt, introverted

Likes: to be left alone, silence, sunrises

Dislikes: milo constantly bugging him, loud noises, adventures

Cole is the local Town grump. after dropping out of college his motivation to do anything pretty much diminished. He spends most of his time in doors where it is not overbearing and loud. That is until his annoying neighbor, Milo barges in. Wait how the haystack did he get his apartment key!!?

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Went to a zoo where there's a gay penguin couple but the problem is they're the only penguin couple at this point that the zoo has who are healthy enough to safely raise an egg so they keep being given eggs to raise and I'm just losing it over the mental image imagine being this old gay couple who just wants to live in peace but you keep having babies handed to you because all of your friends have too many issues to look after them

[sabertoothwalrus]

so yknow how fionna and cake was originally just Natasha Allegri’s fanart right. Can you imagine if one of the other things she did fanart of got its own spinoff

[cartoonbudartz]

Fifteen years ago, the tv animation world was changed forever when a little show about a sailor boy with an adventurous spirit premiered on CN. Although it’s run was short, the series led to a renaissance of animated shows, such as Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Regular Show, and more. So thanks, Flapjack, for being the godfather of 2010s animation.

[blahlahblash]

Based off of this post and a comment on it from Twitter