#The killing tree

[mark-hoffmans]

#tfw you’re brought back to life as a christmas tree The Killing Tree (2022) dir. Rhys Frake-Waterfield

[anerol152]

I just found the best movie

Just, the tree has a knife. A knife. I don't care it's probs a bad slasher, The trailer is hilarious.

[batgovernor]

J.D.Smith, 'Proposal'

Resign yourself, my heart’s delight, To me before a better offer Comes along with hair and height, A sea-deep chest, a bulging coffer. Don’t wait for him: if love’s a song, I am the toad’s primeval croak. If love’s a wheel, then I belong Among its rusty, broken spokes. If I mean nothing in the world To you, that nothing could be all, A version of transcendence, curled And primed to blossom from…

[moviesandmania]

THE KILLING TREE (2022) Reviews of demonic Christmas tree horror - free to watch online

‘Deck the halls …with blood!’ The Killing Tree is a 2022 British horror film about an ancient spell that brings an executed man as a demonic Christmas tree! Directed, co-produced and co-edited by Rhys Frake-Waterfield (Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare; Dinosaur Prison; Rise of the Loch Ness; Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey; Sky Monster; Firenado) from a screenplay co-written with Craig McLearie…

[punkrockmixtapes]

The Killing Tree - Prelude to Pain (with lyrics)

[backfliips]

"Minsc," Astarion growled, his voice dripping with disdain, "Do you seriously mean to tell me that you came down to the Underdark with not a single health potion on you?"

Minsc smiled. "Why would Minsc need to bring a health potion when he is so strong, my friend?"

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 339

So erm, Danny might’ve fallen through a portal. And might have no clue where he is right now. 

He fell into an alleyway! Right into a dumpster! Which isn’t the worst thing he’s fallen into but still. Ew. Well, Dad should be able to find him and bring him back home! …Right? 

He shakes out his itchy fur and scales, already impatient and bored in the single alley despite it only being a few minutes. What’s a realms hatchling to do but explore? Well, besides taking care of his shed, but it’s too dry where he is anyway. Maybe he’ll find a lake! 

Hm. He can’t understand what anyone is shouting or freaking out about. It’s like they’ve never seen a dragon or something, geeze! Oh well, he’s on his way to find water, he’s not built for the desert…

[spazoutloud]

"The Killing Tree" reaction

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[terribletoonietuesday]

The Killing Tree (2022)

There are bad movies not worth talking about then there are bad movies that are almost good which makes me obsessed and fills me with a need to discuss it even that deep down I know it's shit. Killing Tree is a great example. Killing Tree on paper is hilarious. Seconds into the film a woman performs a seance to bring a serial killer back from the dead but his soul enters a Christmas tree. She eludes it was a mistake but it looks like that's exactly what she was planning to do. Basically the tree comes to life and hunts down the survivor of his last massacre who caused him to be caught and executed. Let's state that he can talk too. So a guy in a christmas tree costume walking around killing people and talking. BUT this movie is not funny. How the hell is this not funny? At least I don't think it was even supposed to be. Cause if it was wow did it fail. It's like the wrote this concept and then started to do silly things but everytime it almost gets funny you can sense the writer said to themselves "oh no that's silly lets stop that ''. Were they afraid to be too much like Jack Frost or did they really believe this should be serious. However there are some laughable points. When the tree killer turns to cgi he is huge and a monster but when he is on screen with other people he is just a man literally stuck in a christmas tree who can barely walk around. He does grumble alot to himself which I think was maybe supposed to be funny and again almost is.. but isn't. The cast has several eluded lesbian relationships but the only semi sex scene slash kill involves the only and totally unimportant straight couple, the girl did look good in a bikini though. However the kill during their scene ruins a legit quality gag. Before they are killed we meet a girl in a Christmas Cracker costume and we know that means the tree will appear large for a moment and tear her in half like a cracker. But second before he kills the straight couple by killing one of them tearing them apart like a cracker for no reason. Then seconds later find the cracker girl and do the exact same thing with the exact same cgi. It's like they were handed in only so much cgi and had to figure out how to fit in it with what they had already filled. Which is why every other kill is usually just cgi branch slash tentacles whipping out of the tree and stabbing people. You just know they directed them to run around and just act like they were shot and they said they would figure the rest out later. The scenes are shot very well, the cast is very attractive but extremely boring. It's like you get so close but then it falters to almost annoy you on purpose. So frustrating. Sure I could go on about how they could fix it but I'm no better so it's not my place, but, spoiler at the end there is almost a tree kaiju battle .. almost, but then they don't. So I think you get my drift. Hell at one point the evil tree lists ways he could kill someone but then never does any of those things. Sonofabitch. I would love to see a sequel where they just went ape shit insane. I'll send em a script later but this is made by the director of the still yet to be released Winnie the Pooh horror so Im sure he is busy. It is the best Uncorked movie i've seen.. but that means nothing , trust me. Merry X mas you filthy animals.

[graveyardsmash]

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Horror Movie Review: The Killing Tree (2022)

The Killing Tree has some fun tongue-in-cheek elements but bafflingly throws in a ton of dry and uninteresting drama that drags the movie down.

A holiday-horror with a concept that turns out to be better than the actual film, The Killing Tree (originally titled Demonic Christmas Tree) comes from writer Craig McLearie and director Rhys Frake-Waterfield. It stars Marcus Massey as a serial killer named Clayton Slayter who, along with his wife Magna (Gillian Broderick), went on a murder spree during the holiday season. Believing that people…

[supermarcey]

The Tubi Tuesdays Podcast Episode 87 – The Killing Tree (2022) A Very Tubi Christmas Month

The Tubi Tuesdays Podcast Episode 87 – The Killing Tree (2022) A Very Tubi Christmas Month #Podcast #TheKillingTree #PodNation #Christmas

The Tubi Tuesdays Podcast Episode 87 The Killing Tree (2022) A Very Tubi Christmas Month Download HERE https://supermarcey.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/the-tubi-tuesdays-podcast-episode-87-the-killing-tree-2022.mp3 Welcome to our podcast series from The Super Network and Pop4D called Tubi Tuesdays Podcast! This podcast series is focused on discovering and doing commentaries/watch a longs for…

[n0anix]

they're so found family your honor

[batgovernor]

Sonnet: J.D. Smith, 'Elegy'

We weren’t allowed the time to contemplate What talents he in time might come to show, What fame or wealth he might accumulate, What love and other passions he might know. We had, instead, the chance to see him crawl And graduate to solid food, to take Some wobbling steps that ended in a fall, To hand an uncle’s dog a piece of cake. To say more is to claim a flare’s bright arc Could have reached…

[babybluebanshee]

hey. hey c’mere.

what if the argument between Dipper’s parents he wasn’t supposed to hear was about him because his egg had recently cracked and their “daughter” has started dressing more masculinely and Mabel helped whack off “her” hair one night in the bathroom with craft scissors and “she” has started saying “she” likes names like Tyrone and Mason and “she” is getting picked on for it and the Pines parents have been getting called into school and don’t really know what to do with their trans preteen and they’re stressed and Dipper’s problems at school were the straw that broke the camel’s back and even though he was just the topic and not the cause of the argument, he can’t help but feel like he might be driving his parents to divorce simply by trying to be himself because he’s a ball of anxiety and even though he sees a summer with his weird great uncle in a town where no one knows him as the perfect opportunity to experience some gender euphoria for the first time, he still feels guilty for being a source of tension, and that guilt manifests as delicacy around his perceived masculinity. Do you guys ever think about that?

[suja-janee]

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