#The detail is fucking fire

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[saturnstrays]

Hoooly shit

[buttered-toasty]

Forging of the Ring/The Proposal/Reflections of Self

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Till death do us part? You’re not getting out of this that easily.

And with that I think I’m done with my little marriage series (as I have been calling my bigger Sauron pieces)! I will post them all together sometime. Happy Halloween and remember not to separate out parts of your soul for the making of cursed jewelry!

Bonus thing with some extra portraiture under the cut, idk

[spadefish]

i haven't posted anything in a while, so here, hold this. one of my commissioners wants me to draw dragon seteth + flayn, so here's my first stab at their designs.

[burningcheese-merchant]

I'm logging off twitter for a week I cannot stand these bitch ass crk-onlys insulting fire spirit, you WILL NOT ruin my hype you bitches go back to genshin slop if he's to boring/ugly for you 🤬😡 that dogshit app's entire existence was a mistake I stg (save for giving us bieningcheese of course)

I don't have to log off of Twitter because I don't have Twitter 😎 I don't need that foolishness in my life 😎 the only thing it's good for is BurningCheese and PitayaFire fanart, of which there are whole treasure troves (all with the Asian fans, because as usual, they're the only ones with taste), and I get other people I know who have Twitter accounts to nab them for me 😎

Also fuck CRK-onlys, all my homies hate CRK-onlys (the shitty ones ofc). Uncultured swine

[worm-on-my-way]

her nap got interrupted :(

[sharenalovemail]

if youre dead at lesat have some fun with it

[moe-broey]

Maybe it's all worth it, idk. Maybe love is real and hope is alive in my heart

[harundraws]

sam carpenter for world domination

[satirn]

animation i never finished :P

[song used]

[sittiytaart]

Villain!Fuyumi for the soul. I honestly had no idea what I was going to finish with so I gave Tōshō a lollipop and called it day. Mostly because I gotta draw her doing any other expression than just a creepy smile

[scaredfurryfire]

where am I? (Fixed Barely)

It took me so long to fix multiple things…but I had to accept that not all of them could be fixed

Canvas size: 125 x 125 pixels

[catgirlkirigiri]

“So, that blue hedgehog’s the Iblis Trigger?”

Less lit alts cause I go crazy the moment I touch a shading layer lol ^^; anyway been wanting to draw a new lock screen image, and as your local 06 fan, I just HAD to do an 06 cutscene. This one was perfect with the easy vertical scene split the fire provides! Also someone had to do the vision of Sonic in a field of fire justice and that someone wasn’t going to be sega so it might as well be me :P

[whateverthought]

Now tell me, why did Rhaegar 'Remaking the Conquerors' Targaryen name his first daughter Rhaenys instead of Visenya? If he was recreating the Conquerors, wouldn't he be elated to have a first born child be a daughter he could name Visenya?

I think it was Elia Nymeros Martell. THE Cuntiest thing she could have done in that situation. Dorne finally 'makes peace' with the Targaryens, after a previous failed attempt, and she decides to name her daughter after the Conqueror they murdered.

Girlie really said, I'm gonna Yoink your last bloodline and that name. Final Win against the Colonizers.

Not to say she knew Knew she wouldn't have another daughter, though both births almost killed her, but she saw her chance and took it.

[soop-jpg]

oc reveal ?!

[moe-broey]

In At Least Three Universes, You and I Are Friends