#The cards against humanity game

[atherflame-theconcubus]

I don’t wanna flood Madcat with ask relating to the shattered twins playing against Indy with Calloway coworkers, so I’m just gonna make this here and add each video I find on

(this one isn’t the Noel videos, but I feel like this would happen)

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[buttfrovski]

you ever get so used to south park you completely forget that "yeah and then i had to fight off a horde of strippers as well as this one big stripper named "spontaneous bootay", who has an insta-kill butt, with captain diabetes" is like an insane sentence

[goldenpinof]

justice for Monty

[alysaydie]

Here’s an idea:

Remy getting pissed that his cards keep losing in Cards Against Humanity.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I bought three things of Ice Cream Mochi from Day Break and it was €49 but I didn’t know because the pricing was written in Japanese.

Also, Satan was there and he also thought it was a rip off.

I was playing Cards Against Humanity with @helphowdoiusethis.

[dealinquent]

not sure abt everyone else but a couple people have expressed their distaste for Libby's card but I actually really like it

to be fair it was pretty unexpected

but like the pigtails actually do work with her goth aesthetic. in fact when I saw the silhouette it immediately brought to mind Misa Amane, another iconic goth girly, and I feel like Libby would 100% take inspo from that

Like it's very mall goth it's very 90s, here's a cosplay version

The pigtails are also very Harley Quinn-esque and a popular hairstyle in gothic lolita fashion, and ofc the 90s goth aesthetic in general

like guys it's so Libby Grambs!! the only issue I have with the card is her height, I didn't think she was that tall lmao

[sage-lights]

also just wanted to say: i love this picture and i love them.

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

FINALLY! After nearly 6 months of waiting, I have completed Cards Against Nancy Drew - Mystery of the Seven Keys Expansion Pack and published it on Etsy!

Now in the comfort of your own home YOU TOO can be subject to bad latte art, Catholicism, and hot grandpas, all without experiencing bugs due to PC games having the temper of a toxic ex! Click the link today to get these bad cards TODAY!

[fictionalheroine]

Offensively Bad Cards | Cards Against Humanity

[captainhaisley]

They reached directly through the Internet to me specifically and asked for this and I was compelled.

Now the question is do I do the rest of them? If so, is school girl next? 🤔

[dapg-otmebytheballs]

Celebrating the phandom <3

[psst... have you checked out the phanatic phanzine yet?]

[octahedral-chaos]

Okay I have gotten a cursed idea because I saw a "Cards Against Humanity" post and my brain went feral:

Worldless themed Cards Aganist Humanity deck. Give me some ideas for both the black and white cards-

(I do not play Cards Against Humanity, but I want to)

[goldenpinof]

boob kings

[haveyouplayedthisirlgame-poll]

Cards Against Pictionary is a fangame combining Cards Against Humanity answer cards with a Pictionary board. Pictionary rules are usually used. In variants played without a Pictionary set, players/teams who successfully guess a drawing keep the white card, and the player/team with the most white cards once the deck has been exhausted wins.

[brienneoftarth1989]

Game Night

Miranda Hilmarson x fem reader

Summary: - You, Miranda, Robin and a few others from work all in one place with food, drinks, cigarettes and Cards Against Humanity.

Warnings: playing Card Against Humanity (if you haven’t heard of the game check it out before you read it as it does contain stuff that some people may find offensive), drinking

Requests open

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After a long week at work a night in with your work friends and girlfriend was definitely needed. It was a monthly tradition where you and your friends would meet at one of your houses and play a board game with food and drinks. It was a cheap and fun way to spend time with your mates and it was a great downtime activity where you didn’t have to think about work.

This month you and Miranda were hosting game night. It was great as things were a lot quicker to set up due to you living together and being in a relationship. Miranda was currently cleaning up the apartment while you were cooking some party food that you could just throw on the table and people could help themselves too. It was much easier this way as they could still play the game and eat.

The food you would have on offer tonight were cheese and bacon potato skins, chicken drumsticks glazed with BBQ sauce, mini pizzas and mini sausage rolls. You were also going to put out a couple bowls of crisps with some dips. That was definitely going to be enough food to feed you all. While the food was cooking you grabbed a cool box and started to fill it up with water and ice.

“Hey babe, I’ve finished cleaning the house up. Do you know where Cards Against Humanity is? I’m going to set it up now so we don’t have to worry about faffing with that when everyone arrives.” Miranda said to you as she wrapped her hands around your waist just wanting to feel your body against hers. “It should be in the games cupboard”.

You and Miranda loved playing Cards Against Humanity and you knew that once everyone had a bit too much to drink then it would become a lot more interesting. It was a very dark humoured game and so therefore you knew that your colleagues would also enjoy it. “Found it!” you heard Miranda shout from the other room. You smiled to yourself. You loved how Miranda acted when she got excited over the smallest little things.

You watched as Miranda placed the black cards in the middle of the table and made six piles of the white cards that each had seven cards in it. She then placed those cards around the edge of the table so people had their cards ready for when the game starts. When Miranda had finished sorting that out you finally got back to what you were doing. You turned the water off and started adding a selection of drinks. You added a few bottles of San Miguel, a few cans of strongbow, as well as some VK drinks and some soft drinks for those that didn’t drink or were driving.

With that sorted you picked it up from out of the sink and placed it in the corner of the room where you knew that people could get to it. You then placed the bottle opener next to the cool box for the people who had bottles. With the drinks sorted all you had to do now was keep an eye on the food and prevent it from burning. Easier said than done with Miranda being a constant distraction.

As the food finished cooking, you plated it up into little bowls making sure there was a nice even spread of food. With all the food ready you placed it on another little table near where you would be playing the game. You then grabbed some paper plates and napkins and placed them nearby. At least that way it saved on washing up and you could just throw the plates away at the end of the night.

You then went to go find a couple of ashtrays as you knew a few of your colleagues smoked so you wanted them to feel like they could if they wanted to. You didn’t care though as both you and Miranda smoked as well. Being in the police department definitely had its stressful moments and smoking definitely relieved that stress for you. With everything set up all you had to do now was wait for your friends to arrive.

As you walked into the living room Miranda was coming out of your shared bedroom wearing the cutest outfit. A pair of black jeans and a top that hugged her curves perfectly. You couldn’t help but stare at your beautiful girlfriend. “You alright there babe?” she asked you as she stepped closer to you. You leaned in and gave her a soft kiss on the lips. “Yep, just admiring your beauty” you smiled at her.

“Aww babe, says you” she said as she pulled you close to her body kissing you once again. “Anyway you need to go and get ready. It won’t be long until our guests arrive” she says as she pushes you towards the bedroom before giving your arse a quick slap. “Hey!” you shouted which caused you both to laugh. You went and got changed into something smart but casual. Once you were ready you went and sat down with Miranda and waited for your friends to arrive.

Robin was the first to arrive followed by Rico, Fraser and Samson. You were all in the same division and at one point all worked on a case together. That was how you all became friends and game night started. “What up guys! What are we playing tonight” you heard Samson shout out as he walked through the door. “Hey Sam! We are playing Cards Against Humanity tonight, food and drinks are just over by the table so help yourself” you said as you took his jacket and hung it up.

“Nice! I absolutely love that game!” he said as he walked over to the snacks and started to help himself to some food. “Yep, once we have had a drink or two we will start the game. It is always more fun when you’ve had a bit to drink” you laughed which caused everyone else to laugh as well.

After about an hour of just chatting as well as drinking and eating it was finally time to start playing Cards Against Humanity. You all sat around the table with each person sitting where there was a small pile of white cards. “Ok I’m going to judge first and then we will work our way clockwise around the table” you said to everyone turning over the top black card on the pile.

“Errbody in the club [blank]” you said as you were waiting for everyone to choose their cards. The options you had to choose from were ‘Dis bitch’, ‘A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days’, ‘Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter’, ‘A cold and indifferent universe’ and ‘An incurable homosexual’. They weren’t the best round of cards but you had to choose one. “Errbody in the club, a cold and indifferent universe. Whose card was that?” you asked as you placed the white cards to the side.

“That’s mine,” Fraser shouted. “Ok Miranda is judging next” you said as you waited for her to read the card. “Art isn’t just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is [blank]” she said as she too waited for us to pick our cards. You looked through your little deck and decided to go with “Dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son.” You laughed slightly because you found it slightly funny. Once everyone had chosen you waited for Miranda to read them out.

“Art is the amount of baby carrots I can fit up my arse, Art is Gregor, my largest son, Art is huge big balls full of jizz, Art is dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son, art is my dog dying.” She had a quick think before finally choosing an answer. “I have to go with my dog dying,” she said, smirking. “Yes, that is my card,” Samson said, piping up.

Robin was next to judge. She picked up the black card and read it out. “In the 1950’s, psychologists prescribed [blank] as a cure for homosexuality” she said as she sat back and waited for everyone to choose. You quickly looked at your cards again and chose ‘Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries’. Once everyone had chosen Robin started to read them out.

“Psychologists prescribed whomsoever let the dogs out, psychologists prescribed twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle, psychologists prescribed that chicken from Popeyes, psychologists prescribed facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries, psychologists prescribed the wind.” She then had a quick think before revealing the winner.

“Ok I have to go with, twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle” she said laughing. “That's mine” Fraser once again called out. The night continued on and it was filled with so much fun. You were glad you all had dark humour because this game was not for people who were offended easily. By the end of the night you all counted up the cards you won and found out who the winner was.

“Ok so in first place is…Robin with 10 cards. In second place is Samson with 9 cards. In third place is Fraser with 8 cards. In joint fourth place is Miranda and Rico with 7 cards and in fifth place is little ol’ me who has just 4 cards” you said laughing slightly at how badly you sucked tonight. “No worries there is always next game night” Miranda said trying to cheer you up slightly wrapping her arms around your body giving you a tight hug.

“Well if that is game night over then I think we should be heading off” Robin said gathering her things getting ready to leave. When the guys saw Robin getting ready to leave they did the same. “No worries guys. It definitely is getting late. Get home safe and message the group when you get in. Until next time” you said to them as you let them out of your apartment.

You and Miranda helped each other clean up the apartment so there was less to do in the morning before heading to your bedroom to get ready for bed. Once you were both ready you both jumped into bed cuddling up with each other “Tonight was fun” Miranda whispered into your ear. You smiled to yourself “It definitely was. I love you” you said to her. “I love you too” she said back before you both drifted off into a deep sleep.