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(Looks at Hellsing ultimate) Oh.... Oh that's uh.... Hm.... 20? 20 sound right?
you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP
reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?
¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway
#If i were turned into my main OC in this id be relitvely safe but FOR HOW LONG!?#Seriously Oc works with anderson to keep colateral to a minium#He and Alucard got to agressive and they need a baby sitter!#Be cool to punch the soul out of a vampire though.#hellsing ultimate#hellsing#Hellsing Alexander Anderson#Oc may also have a tiny crush on Anderson#She' s so cool about it though#Btw oc is a Witch cursed to be a siren#The bird kind not the fish kind#Has personality of River Otter
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is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms
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karonnnnn02 (here on tumblr)
#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman x gihun#saleshun#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill or up in they're mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#It could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?
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i just realized that the gävle goat is not as famous outside of tumblr as i thought.
my friend and i are doing this new fantasy rpg which is already fn because the biggest issue our adventurer party has so far is, in fact, bureacracy (and the fact that half of them are extreamly picky eaters).
but i mentioned that my character Failynn (who is a siren but prone to accidental arson) would 'probably set the gävle goat on fire without meaning to'
and my friend went: the wat?
me: you know, the giant swedish straw goat they build in december but usually gets burned down by arsonist before christmas, its like a whole thing almost like a contest. except for last year where a bunch of birds picked it appart.
her: what the fuck kind of string of words is that
#gävle goat#shes also a pretty online person!!#though not on tumblr#but still!#also by siren i mena the fish kind not the bird kind#we just liked it better than mermaid#but he irony of a water person accidentally commiting arson on a regular basis is stil a thing#that is one of the reasons she is called fail
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Why am I human
#i dont wven car what animal i would be#i just dont pike this body#bird dog or cat#horse elephant or fish#idc what as long as it doesnt have to deal with economy#im kind of joking#but also im serious#tehe#therian#alterhuman#therianthropy#therian stuff#nonhuman#otherkin#therian things
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Take Your Daughter to Work Day @escapedaudios
#whats up escaped fandom im back#new episode today!#neon barbarian is such a fun series and its kind of funny to see it take such a domestic turn#hey im here for it tho#also Ivan's birds Purple and Fish were a suggestion from me lol#i decided that his kid named them but kids are really bad at naming#i love ivan dearly#oc#art#originalcharacter#originalartwork#sketch#character design#doodle#escaped audios#escaped neon barbarian#pali draws escaped audios
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#osprey#american gizzard shad#breakfast of champions#fishing#sodalis#sodalis nature park#plainfield#IN#hendricks county#american midwest#US#birds#'24#close encounters of the bird kind#birblr#birdwatching
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At the end of every year I am newly astonished no one markets planners for men. If you don't want solid colors you are out of luck. Men don't plan things I guess.
Like it's just marketing, the men can get whatever they want, but most cis men aren't gonna get a floral planner and it's weird that's 90% of them
#like i dont mind getting a planner thats kind of girly but im picky about florals#and 90% of these covers are florals or girlboss sayings or both#another 9% are solid colors#and a lot of them seem fine until you see the girlbossy stuff on the inside#basically every year I hunt for something that has like nice birds or mushrooms or something#last year was fish this year the strongest contender is a pretty dark green leaf pattern on a black background
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Swallow tessellation, origami, my first original model!
Now with instructions here !!!!
#my art#origami#bird#swallow#tessellation#curved origami#second technically if you count my little fish base penguin modification I did in 7th grade lol#very proud of this! as usual my paper fun kind of obscures the legibility of the final model but oh well#teehee.#I'll post the crease pattern and some folding instructions later#mine#wrong art tag lol
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Some of these have way more meaning than others some are just vibe based I’m a bird guy I gotta birdify the soul eaters
Maka - Carolina Wren
Soul - Osprey
Black☆Star - Common Kingfisher
Tsubaki - Black Heron
Kid - Black Vulture
Liz - Red Tailed Hawk
Patty - Rough Legged Buzzard
Crona -Kauai o’o’
Ragnarok - Loggerhead Shrike
Medusa - Crested Serpent Eagle
Marie - Buff Orpington Chicken
Spirit - Red Crested Cardinal
Stein - Harpy Eagle
Death - Andean Condor
Justin - Turtle Dove
Giriko - Hoatzin
Eruka - Potoo
Mifune - Snowy Owl
Sid - Ostrich
Hero - Grey Catbird
Asura -Magnificent Frigatebird
Naigus - Groove Billed Aini
Asuza - Western Jackdaw
#soul eater#I’m not tagging everyone there’s too many people here maybe I’ll come back to it later and do it#honorable mentions#kid:collared inca#stein:shoebill stork or bleeding heart dove#asura: adolescent california condor#also important to note I am both a Marie fan and a chicken fan#this is not a diss on Marie I selected the buff Orpington because they’re both a very sweet breed (also orange) and chickens are also tough#obviously#hoatzin for giriko is because the babies chicks have little like dinosaur fingers and also they smell really bad#the kauai o’o for crona is because theyre known for that recording of one singing half of its duet#as the last one of its species and I was like yeah that seems crona-like#crying out for something they’ll never receive#and if you wanna get cute about it maka could learn the other half#speaking of maka wrens are known as the king of birds in some British cultures I believe? so she has a legacy to live up to#black heron for tsubaki besides its color and tallness they make a shadow tk catch fish and i was like yeah rhat seems ninja like and clever#kingfisher for black star is kind of obvious you have king and star type deal plus small and blue#He is a peacock in my beastars au but thats different#hero catbirds are unremarkable and good at mimicry#Justin turtle dove religious symbolism Azusa jackdaws are corvids and therefor clever also they have her piercing eyes#the condor and vulture w kid and his dad are fairly obvious w the death and decay stuff because vultures#ospreys look like awkward teens trying to be cool to me#I almost did a chickadee for soul to match maka being a small bird#harpy eagles eat monkeys so it’s kind of like that dissection of people thing w Stein i guess?#trying to remember all my reasonings is hard I sat on this for a while lol#anywyas hope you guys enjoy#soul eater birds#oh uh frigatebirds being theives and scavengers and attacking other birds I’m sure could be drawn back tk asura somehow like#somehow
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I hate cis people.
#could you imagine caring enough about your spawns gender that you leave an animal to die#animal abuse tw#birds are kind of like fish in that people dont believe that they have intelligence and can feel pain#especially pigeons leave the poor things alone
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Some creatures from today.
Left to right: RSN, green sungill, a massive egg I found in the water (no nest nearby at all how did it get there?!), genus trombidium, water mite (it looked like a tick but it was aquatic!) and a yellow spotted millepede
#bug#bugs#fish#fish was released#I also caught and released a cutthroat but failed to photograph it#what kind of bird made that egg? I left it on the shore and then my dog ate it#it was very much dead it’d been submerged for a while
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Ok I'm just gonna post a bunch of names I've had whirling around in my head for like ever. So here goes: Finch, Wren, Sparrow, Clifford, Orson, Dylan, Mondegreen, Leviathan, Coelacanth, Ptarmigan, Phoebe, Penelope
Idk. Something warm and green and white and 🍊 and brown and like light through a window. Does any of those names feel like a name I would have
#I have thought about Clifford Finch in the past. Idk.#I feel like I have to have atleast 3 sets of pseudonyms for different things -__-#Some of these are names I've had before. Some not. Mondegreen still hasn't left my mind#It's kind of the one that feels most me. But idk. I also need something else#I wish Leviathan didn't sound so haughty of me to name myself. I just like the sound and feel of it#But yaknow. Names also mean like 'great king' or whatever. So who cares if it's haughty#I'm stuck feeling like I'm betraying something by changing my legal name still#I hold the whole thing like a doll. Rotate it. Yaknow... idk. It's still part of me#Can you tell I love brown birds .. love a good brown bird#Love a fish.#I like the names Phobe and Penelope. But I feel like they don't fit me too well. Idk.#The name sort of becomes you yaknow....
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preview of edit. i wasnt gonna post this but i find this too hilarious not to... pls laugh. PLEASSEEEEE
would you guys still love me if i pasted the whole ”would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport” copyasta in the hashtags 🥺
full edit:click on me pllss nghh
i was gonna say the edit isnt fully cooked yet, but i think i overcooked (the preview of it-where i try to make it less visible), and by that i mean is now it look deepfried..
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#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman brainrot#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill. or up in their mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#it could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?#jacking off is a fucking sport to me
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The quarian world didn't have bugs, so the plants made their pollen beneficial to them to spread it around. Likewise, other diseases adapted to benefit them.
Technically, that makes them a bug.
The quarians' home did have one species of bugs. It was the quarians.
#First the asari evolving from parasites and now quarians being bugs#turians birds#salarians frogs#krogans....turtles?#hanar jellyfish#Drell some kind of fish...maybe#are humans the most genetically evolved? like comparing apes to frogs and birds#protheon...bees?#angar...snakes?
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I swear why are half the things i like/fandoms im in made of mostly younger people while the other half are mostly older people? what are the zoggin odds with that?
How it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 30-40 somethings.
VS how it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 14-17 somethings.
like am do i just have extremely odd luck with things i like or is this just what being 20 is like?
#I go browse homestuck twitter and find out an artist I like is turning 16. I go to warhammer twitter and see a meme poster I enjoy is almost#three times my age.#like how do you get a person to somehow feel too old to be in a one fandom yet too young to be in the another?#i know this sounds stupid but it happens every time i like something#world of warcraft has people who have been playing this game for as long as i have been alive#despite aging with the game minecraft is primarily youngsters#team fortress 2 is somehow both too young and too old a fanbase#i've long since reconciled with the fact pretty much everything i like is over a decade old but why cant i just like something with a ->#similar age base? like it would be nice to interact with people that like similar things i like on a consistent basis.#I don't want to buzz around my 2 friends ears trying to not talk too much about my interests. Don't get me wrong I love those two gits but-#its not like i can complain about those childish gits who kept blocking the good fishing nodes in world of warcraft#I cant share my homestuck art and make references to characters that they don't know#I like making references! references make up roughly 1/3rd my jokes! Heck they make up my zogging dialogue too!#HECK I SAY ZOG AND GIT BECAUSE I AM A BLOODY STUPID MIMIC! I'M NOT EVEN BRITISH I LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS!#YET EVERY TIME I GET A NEW “main interest” OR WHATEVER I END UP TAKING IN ZOGGIN SPEECH PATTERNS FROM THE DANG THINGS!#I ONCE MUTTERED “merde” WHEN THINGS WENT WRONG FOR LIKE OVER A YEAR BECAUSE SPY SAID IT AND ONLY STOPPED WHEN MY BILINGUAL AND FRENCH TAKIN#FATHER AND BROTHER RESPECTIVELY TOLD ME IT MEANT SHIT#I SAY “SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE” AND “SUCKS ON ICE” BECAUSE OF A MAIN INTEREST!#MY POSTURE GOT BETTER SOLELY BECAUSE I DID NOTHING BUT LEVEL A ZANDALARI HUNTER UNTIL LEVEL 120.#WHEN LAUGHING A MODERATE AMOUNT I DO THE /LOL ORC EMOTE. WHEN CHUCKLING I PUT MY HAND ON MY MOUTH LIKE SHIVER FROM SPLATOON BLOODY 3!!!#I HAVE BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY MIMICKING THINGS I LIKE FOR YEARS! I BOB MY HEAD AND WALK DIGITIGRADE BECAUSE I HEARD BIRDS/DINOSAURS DO IT TO-#BALANCE WHEN WALKING. AND THE ONLY REASON I SUCKED AT RUNNING WAS BECAUSE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WATCHED A SCENE OF ICE AGE WHERE SID WAS WAL#ING AND MIMICKED HOW HE WALKED FOOT -> FOOT INSTEAD OF HEEL -> TOE HEEL -> TOE#AND NOW I GUESS I'M JUST WAITING FOR WHAT ILL GET FROM HOMESTUCK HUH#ugh if you can't tell this is a midnight brainrot post. i may be awake and on my computer but this still has the energy of that kind of pos#saturday warhammer and the following wendys browsing for ya folks.#midnight brainrot#Man i needed to get those off my chest#not like anyone reads these midnight brainrot posts anyways#oh yeah gotta tag art and paint.net so i can easily find these drawings later if i need them
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Next time someone uses the word "speciesist" to describe the consumption of animal matter or says you can't be an anarchist if you're not vegan because "humans > animals is a hierarchy" I'm going to look them in the eye and say "Why are animals higher in the hierarchy than plants? Why are you kingdomist?" And it's not going to be ironically at all.
#also I can't fucking stand ''vegans'' who think eating animals is morally wrong except it's fine if it's fish. that doesn't count obviously#anyways to me eating other animals is about the LACK of a hierarchy. NOT eating them would be ''humans > animals''#because you are refusing to take part in the cycle of nature and what your body & brain were designed to do for the belief that#you are inherently above nature & other animals and can choose to opt out of it all#not even regarding the fact that I'm not human‚ I'm a carnivorous bird of prey and I eat meat to feel in tune with my species#maybe I could survive biologically on fucking celery and lima beans but not psychologically#my point here is though. that plants are living creatures. when you eat a plant you are still killing a living thing.#I'm sorry but unless you are a photosynthesizer or other kind of autotroph you're going to have to accept that you kill to eat#and if it's about the unethical farming to you look up sometime what we're doing to our topsoil with monocultures#at least that's if the terrible labor practices and exploitation of PEOPLE don't make an impact on your empathy
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