#The angle 🥴💀

[royallyprincesslilly]

Uuuuuugh I WAS JUST KICKED IN THE GUT.

Guys.

Guys!

GUUUUUYS!

[chrisevansonly]

𝐦𝐨𝐦 & 𝐝𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐭2 | 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨

✯social media au

✯daniel ricciardo x female reader

✯the nickname mom and dad finally has some ‘true’ meaning behind it 🫶🏻

✯ah this was a request so thank you so much!! this was very fun and cute to write, i hope you enjoy<3

part 1 part 3

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mom and dad really are about to become mom and dad, baby ricciardo coming soon🤍

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username IM SOBBING

username im so happy for my parents 😭

username someone check on lando

lilyhme congratulations you two!! can’t wait to meet them!❤️

landonorris i need 4-5 business days to recover😭

>ynricciardo me too, wanna come watch cheesy movies with me🥹

>landonorris on my way 🏃🏻

username lando and y/n kill me😭

danielricciardo i love you, so excited to have a little terror around!!!!

>ynricciardo if they are a terror, that’s from you babe😚

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that is one hot mama, and she’s all mine😁😁

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username HOT MAMA😮‍💨😮‍💨

username oh she looks so beautiful!!!

username look at that bump!

redbullracing baby danny incoming!!!

>ynricciardo ❤️❤️

landonorris what size is baby ricc this week mom?

>ynricciardo they are about the size of an acorn squash apparently😂

>username lando calling y/n mom😭

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this is life recently, all baby wants is gelato right now, which i won’t complain about. daniel and lando are like my full grown children half the time, and baby is the size of a cabbage now…which i feel the weight of 24/7🥴

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username lando and danny being actual kids in adult bodies 💀

landonorris i was your first child remember that😌

>danielricciardo yeah idk why we agreed on that

>ynricciardo are you saying i was stupid to agree that lando was our first child? 🤨

>danielricciardo NO never, you’re the smartest baby, i love you!!

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how the night started vs how the morning ended up, a very surprise welcome to our little girl Mila Grace Ricciardo. You are so special to us, mommy and daddy love you so much already❤️❤️

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redbullracing welcome to the world little Mila!❤️

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landonorris im still crying

landonorris i can’t wait to meet her

>ynricciardo we’ll be home tomorrow so come over whenever ❤️

username lando crying is so me

danielricciardo my girls forever❤️

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i’m not crying anymore don’t worry, just couldn’t help but introduce Mila as my god daughter. i can’t thank y/n enough, okay i guess daniel too, for trusting me with this title. i love Mila so much already

ps. i’m moving in😁

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username lando is the best uncle and now godfather ever🥹

ynricciardo you’re family lando, Mila loves you so much already, you always have a home with us🤍

>username ‘you always have a home with us’ i’m unstable

>danielricciardo she means the garage

>ynricciardo 🤨🤨🤨

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mclaren welcome baby mila 🧡🧡

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[pupyuj]

dubcon!!!!

being one of the best dancers on campus, it was a given that you’d get chosen to represent the school in an upcoming dance competition,,pero the catch is…you were partnered up with maloi, your no. 1 dance rival na super pikon at mainitin ang ulo😁ohmygoshhh imagine the anger and (sexual) tension kapag you and maloi are alone in a dance room, practicing and arguing with each other😵‍💫ughhh tas ikaw na medyo tanga-tanga (reader too prideful to admit she was struggling), kept fucking up the choreo over and over again, kaya a very angry g!p maloi fucked you instead😁fuck up the choreo, get fucked by her. simple. 🤷‍♀️ and since you’re prideful nga, you couldn’t allow yourself to enjoy what maloi was doing to you (u were crying and begging her na itigil), kahit deep inside (literally) ang sarap–🥴PLEASEEEE ugh hate sex >>> throwing insults at eo while fucking >>>>> OH AND MALOI IS VV ROUGH….😁😁😁😁😁😁

with love,

-🍒

🍒 anon our lord and savior thank you for this delicious ask 🤭 you always deliver and outdo me I LOVE YOU 😭😭‼️ kinda a long one kase i love toxic yuri WOOOOO

[cw: heavy dubcon, g!p maloi.]

almost everybody agreed that it was the worst idea in the world to have you and maloi partnered up and dancing together kase they knew neither of you would cooperate to get anything done 😭 and that was exactly what happened!! 💀 you, the bida-bida na masungit and super demanding pa and maloi, who refused to listen to anything you said and actually ignored your annoying ass most of the time and did her own thing 😭😭

maloi not having the patience for any mistakes so she makes a habit of pointing out where you were wrong all the time! like your toe could be facing the wrong angle and she’d give you the lip for it 😒 ofc there’s always some back and forth too.. getting all up in each other’s face and arguing about the other being a beat too late.. but ah it was impossible for you to focus when maloi looked too good drenched in sweat 😵‍💫‼️ doesn’t help that she sometimes refused to tie her hair up so her hair would just stick to her forehead, neck, and back and you’d ogle all over her when she wasn’t looking… watching and practically drooling while she drinks water and exposes her neck that was slick with sweat.. it was rlly embarrassing to admit that you did find her rlly attractive PERO YOU HAD A COMPETITION TO WIN 😤😤😤

tanginaaa getting sooo shy and quiet whenever she wants to personally guide you through a move you were obviously having a hard time following but refused to ask for help bcs of ur pride?/!;&3’ she tells you you’re wrong, walks over to your side and grabs your arms but you literally flinch away from her and glare at her to cover up how flustered you felt.. 🫣

“ang sensitive mo naman! ikaw na nga tinutulungan, ikaw pa mag-iinarte dyan!”

“sino ba kasi nagsabi na kailangan ko tulong mo?? i don’t need you for anything, ricalde. ever.”

“ewan ko sa’yo. edi mag mukhang tanga ka nang mag-isa.”

the conversation usually ends with a roll of your eyes and maloi walking away pero one day mas sobrang nakakaasar siya 😭 it was like she loved riling you up for no reason but also rlly just loved berating you whenever you made the smallest mistakes..

“mali. mali ulit. ang dami mong mali. do you ever do anything right?? this is why i tried to help you.”

“gusto mo lang ako tuksuhin. leave me alone, i’ll get better on my own.”

“i have been leaving you alone. seems like it hasn’t been doing much naman.”

ohhh you’d be so pisseddd 😭😭😭

“fuck you, ricalde.”

and she’d be pissed too bcs wtf?/?!;!/; she only tried to help 😒😒

“say that again.”

“fuck you.”

ayun suddenly your back gets thrown against the wall and maloi’s kissing you 🫣🫣 for such a tiny thing, she sure was strong.. no matter how much you resisted, she wouldn’t budge! you were pretty sure you could throw her to the ground with one arm until now.. seems like you should never underestimate her ever again 🤭 pushing her away, trying to kick her legs, and slapping her does nothing either.. esp when she slides her tongue inside your mouth and squeezes your ass with both hands, suddenly you were moaning even tho you were still actively trying to push her off..

loi forcing you to turn around and pressing your face against the wall while she pulls your skirt up.. god you were practically begging her to fuck you! she was looking right at your drenched panties and you still had the nerve to curse at her?? and that’s why your punishment is her only rubbing her tip against your panties, not doing anything further even while you’re pushing backwards against her..

“come on.. alam mo naman kung ano sasabihin mo diba?”

“j-just.. fuck me.. you’re so annoying.”

“tsk. wrong answer.” AND EVERY TIME YOU REFUSE TO BEG NICELY SHE SPANKS YOU?? she loves the sound of her hand hitting your plump ass and how you whine so cutely… spanks you until your cheeks were red and your panties are soaked not only with your wetness but also her precum bcs maloi wanted you so fucking bad 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 because of that ofc she doesn’t actually wait until you say “please” and before you knew it her throbbing cock was inside you, sitting snug inside your tight walls and stretching you out.. hitting all the right places that it makes you moan and moan until you were merely just standing there against the tinted windows, free for maloi to use as she pleases.. 🫠

it was hard enough to focus when she’s doing so fucking good pushing you to the edge.. even harder when she’s saying such mean things to your ear 😓 “y-you will not.. embarrass me… gawin mo ng tama yung choreography o-or… fuck..! or i’ll punish you just.. like this…” knowing maloi she’s probably just staring at your reflection in the window, enamoured by your pretty expressions while she fucked you harshly 🤤

and ykw neither of you will go back to practicing bcs sex that good has to be done over and over again are you kidding 🫠🫠 esp in the dance room where there’s sooo many things you could do.. maloi’s favorite?? fucking you doggy style facing the mirror so you can watch how good you looked taking it from behind for her like the good girl you actually are 🫣🥰

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[bumbling-a-bee]

Is this how I die💀?

Ridiculed😂 and laughed🤣 at

Wearing clown🤡 shoes👞

Is this how I die👻?

Furious😠 and reckless🤪

Sick🤢 with booze🥃

How did I live����‍♂️?

I taste😋 every wasted🗑️ minute⏱️

Every time🕢 I turned↩️ away

From the things that might🤷‍♀️ have healed🩹 me

How long⏰ have I been sleeping😴?

Is this how I die⚰️?

Frightened😨 like a child👶

Lazy😒 and numb🥶

Is this how I die☠️?

Pretending🎭 and preposterous😤

And dumb🤐

How did I live🥺?

Was I kind🧎‍♀️ enough and good😇 enough?

Did I love❤️ enough?

Did I ever look up⬆️ and see the moon🌝 and the stars✨ and the sky🌌?

Oh, why😫 have I been sleeping🛌?

They say🤫 we are asleep🥱 until we fall🍂 in love👨‍❤️‍👨

We are children🧒 of dust and ashes⚱️

But when we fall🌠 in love👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 we wake up🤸

And we are a god⛪ and angels👼 weep😭

But if I die💀 here tonight🌙

I die👻 in my sleep😴

All of my life🧬 I spent searching🔎 the words📖 of poets🖊️ and saints🙏 and prophets🗣️ and kings🤴

Now at the end🔚 all I know🤯 that I've learned🤓 is that all that I know is I don't🙅‍♂️ know a thing🤥

So easy to close🚪 off

Place the blame outside🌄

Hiding🙈 in my room🛋️ at night🌜

So terrified😬

All the things🤺 I could've been👨‍🏫

But I never😔 had the nerve😢

Life🛐 and love💟, I don't deserve🚫

So alright🙋‍♂️!

Alright🧍‍♂️!

I've had my time🕰️

Close😌 my eyes👀

Let the death☠️ bells🔔 chime!

Bury⚰️ me in burgundy🟥

I just don't care💁‍♀️!

Nothing's left☹️

I looked👀 everywhere!

Is this how I die👻?

Was there👉 ever any other way🛣️ my life could be🤔?

Is this how I die💀?

Such a slough of feelings🥴 inside of me

But then why🤷‍♀️ am I screaming🗣️?

Why am I shaking😵?

Oh god💒, was there something🤔 that I missed🔍?

Did I squander💸 my divinity😇?

Was happiness😊 within me💁‍♀️ the whole time⌛?

They say🤭 we are asleep🥱 until we fall🍃 in love👰

We are children👧 of dust🌪️ and ashes🌬️

But when we fall☄️ in love💕 we wake up☝️

And we are a god🧚‍♀️ and angles🕊️ weep😢

But if I die💀 here tonight🌝

I die☠️ in my sleep🛌

They say we are asleep💤 until we fall☄️ in love💗

And I'm so ready😼

To wake🥱 up now

I wanna wake😃 up

Don't❌ let me die☠️ while I'm like this😰

I wanna wake up🆙

God😇, don't let me die👻 while I'm like this😠

Please🥺 let me wake😪 up now

God👤, don't let me die💀 while I'm like this

I'm ready☑️

I'm ready😁

To wake up⬆️

[freesia-writes]

I call this one “Freesia should be banned from IbisPaint” 🥴

Still gotta learn more about combining references to get those angles just right. So here’s an awkwardly posed beefcake. I think his head is too big for his body. 🤣🤣🤣 Ah well. Learning as I go. 🥸 OH and I was trying to go for a sultry expression but somehow even from a sexy screenshot he just looks mad as hell. 💀

As always, the sketch was better.

[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 4!!!🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 4 "Under Pressure"

Timestamp: 1:43:18

Video Length: 1min. & 2sec.

Kristen tells everyone about Kalina being back

Kristen tells everyone that Kalina is back and she tells everyone what Kalina's vibe was.

Adaine: "Riz's girlfriend Kalina? Riz's dad's girlfriend Kalina?"

Brennan! Don't you dare silently laugh to yourself after Siobhan says that! 😭✋

NO ADAINE!!! 😭😭😭 THAT IS NOT RIZ'S GIRLFRIEND!!!! 😭😭😭 CRYING FR!!! 😭✋

Kalina had a Power marketeer look on her face of "I know exactly what we'll do."

Kristen doesn't completely see Kalina's angle

Fig: "SHE SAID 'HELLO, KRISTEN?!'"

😂😂😂 The intensity that Emily said that!!! 😂😂🤣🤣 The fact that she couldn't help but to just laugh after she said that! 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀

She's pretending to be reformed or something? (OoF! Kristen doesn't trust Kalina! I mean...like...it.makes sense! Why should Kristen trust that Kalina has changed?! 🥲)

I don't fully trust Kalina myself either just yet 🥲🥲🥴🥴

[evansbby]

I KNEW IT!! ALL OF U GUYS WHO SWITCHED TO TEAM STEVE ARE FAKE HOES (affectionate❤️) ARI CAN DO NO WRONG😤😍😍ok that’s kind of a lie bc he was such a dick but still I think reader finally putting on a strong suit and telling him what she really thought knocked some sense into him🥳��� but I have many thoughts, see at first I thought that maybe Steve and Ari were half brothers? They shared the same mum and grew up really rich and they’re both so competitive but I don’t think that’s the case so next case scenario we meet Kira. And we know that she was bullied by a particular someone and I hate to think this but maybe Ari was that tormentor and he might have ignored her after having sex with her? Steve is upset with Ari for that and goes after reader and maybe he might have actually liked reader at first but then he remembered that his mission is to fuck Ari over and reader gets hurt in the process. If that were the case tho i think that might just give me the ick 🥴😭😭 and I KNOWWW that that’s what Ari did to reader but reader’s supposed to be special 😔😔ykwim?? Also Steve really scared me bc he has such bad anger issues my goodness 😒😒🤨 like even if they did end up together I see no way of it working out bc he’s actually fucking psychotic and men who take out their anger on walls or by yelling or violence or just without even trying to talk it out are a bad deal. Ari and reader are definitely endgame. I don’t think he lied about the break up bc let’s be real, there’s no way Ari would just show up with pretty pink flowers sitting on her bed if he didn’t mean it. And Wanda disappointed me, like plss what happened to sisters before misters. Also i love how in every universe Jake gets bullied by Steve 🤓🤓🤓Lmaoo 😭💀💀

Much love girlie!! Thank you so much for this chapter, I hope your phone charger works at every angle🙏🙏 this was soo worth the wait and I thoroughly enjoyed it, 

Your biggest fan Xxx💋💋💋

-🦕 

Omg dinosaur anon, your ask before i posted the fic was the last one before the fic was posted! The one where you firmly said you were in daddy Ari’s corner! Others flip flopped but there are indeed receipts of you sticking to your man! 🥹🥹

ALTHOUGHHH I’m really surprised people have done a total 180 and gone into Ari’s corner! I mean, I’d say Steve and Ari are kinda on the same level of terrible-ness right now! And it’s not like Ari didn’t force himself on reader right at the beginning of the chapter! And he didn’t stop whereas Steve did 😅😅😅 so I genuinely wasn’t expecting Team Steve people to move over to Team Ari! But you were always Team Ari bestie hehehe 🩷🩷

And mwahahaha yep!!! Many many people thought Steve and Ari were half brothers after the last chapter and I’ll admit i kept dropping hints about that (same eye colour, how they look alike) hehehe but maybe those were red herrings??? Bc if THAT is true then the Kira/Ari theory can’t be true🤔🤔🤔 so i wonder what is the truth…

And ahhhh Ari showing up with the pretty pink flowers at the end 🥹🥹🥹 that part was sooo cute i have to say!!! Hehehe AND I LOVED WRITING JAKE GETTING BULLIED BC IT LOWKEY REMINDED ME OF POYT BAHAHAHA

Bestie thank you sososso much for reading!!! ily🩷🩷🩷🩷

[ethtyn]

combination Etho & Martyn ll2 #8 reaction post:

Etho:

"i'm not in charge, i'm gonna be the first one out, here!" me fr.

MARTYN WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE. "TEAM TIME" THIS "TEAM SMITE" THAT IT COULDVE BEEN THAT FROM THE BEGINNING 😭😭😭

"we need the help, Tango, i hate to say it. and Martyn is good help." thesis statement 🫶🏻

"true that" LITERALLY WHERE is he coming up with this speech pattern. i have never heard him use as much slang as he has in this series in my life.

BDUBS NO.....IT WAS IMPULSE?! 💔

"Tango...this is MINECRAFT, why don't you have blocks?!" PLEASE.

LMAOOOOOOO HE'S MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL 💀

Tango noooooo PepeHands

Scar's out...there goes my hope that Etho got to kill him 😔

I KNOW WHAT THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD SPOILER MEANS NOW AND I'M CRYING PISSING BLOOD SLIDING DOWN THE WALL CHEWING GLASS. LMFAO.

"it's tough being alone...i'm not an entertaining person, and i have to be entertaining right now" don't you talk about my friend like that 😡😡😡

kfjdjcndk the little bitchfight between impulse and the mean gills over trying to kill each other. "yeah, that was me...okie! 😁 water under the bridge" impulse you're soooooo 💀

ETHO WHY DID YOU REMIND HIM ABOUT THE SWORD. i'm furious.

there goes BigB.

i am starting to realize that when one of y'all said "love loses" you mean Ethtyn. fuck.

FISH IN A BARREL. i just caught that.

Scott's disappointed little "Etho" gets me every time LMFAO. is this man ever surprised.

"i could just whack you off right now 😏" aYO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOT 'ER

i'm gonna throw up. why. please.

GRIAN NO 😭 that little intake of breath right before he fell...i could cry.

I'M GONNA BE SICK I'M GONNA BE SICK. "that hurt, Martyn! apologise."

I'M GONNA THROW UPPPPPPPPPPPPP HE WAS SO CLOSE. also i was wildly distracted by the way you could hear him sit back in his chair and stretch kfdnkcmdmd

side note: i tracked down the counting clip and. uhm. 🥴 yeah.

i. need to gather some thoughts. reblog a few posts. watch martyn's episode so i can find out who won. i'm ill.

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Martyn:

"keep your friends close and your enemies closer" type beat.

the callback to Southlanders with the "fun British game" 😭 i miss them 💔

still thinking about how Martyn made this Team TIME/SMITE decision all on his own without talking to Scott at all. like i know he's insanely loyal but. sir?

I'M FUCKING PISSING MYSELF over that Scar spleef kill. (in the most insincere voice possible) "woooow. thank you for the business!" CRYING.

thinking So Much about this little duel between BigB and Martyn as Martyn comes in to play the game. Martyn almost died, so did BigB. and then ceasefire and nskxnckdkcjkdmf my brainnnnnn.

"i'm here for games and pleasure" Scar.

HAHAHSHCNFKC LMFAOOOOO ETHO RLLY DID COME IN LIKE MARY POPPINS I'M CRYING.

fast forward to when MISE is boating off of skynet 2.0 - did not realise that Martyn asked Grian "yes or no" 😭 salt in the wound, bro.

fish in a fucking barrel fr.

ONE BLOCK 😭

jesus the way he IMMEDIATELY turns on impulse as soon as Pearl kills Etho. fanning myself.

NAUUUUUURRRRRR I COULDN'T TELL FROM ETHO'S POV BUT MARTYN REALLY DID GET THE LAST HIT ON HIM I'M.

oh god you can't see it from Martyn's POV but. "Scott, it's not fair!" i'm going to throw myself off of skynet 2.0.

what is this fucking three way death negotiation. i feel sick.

SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. WHAT. WHAT WHAJAMXNCKKCNDMF

um. that + the end animation. i am lying down and i need to lie down. FUCK.

[borathae]

I binged and I'm destroyed bcz of chapter 4 gimme a day or two to recover and you'll get my thoughts. I feel ruined. YOU HAVE RUINED ME SIBI WITH THE QUALITY OF YOUR SMUT IT'S SO RAW SO REAL NONE OF THAT FLOWERY NONSENSE THIS IS THE REAL DEAL OH MY GOD??

*Wipes her face*

Chapter 4: oh my god okay apart from rocking my world can I just tell you how utterly glorious the taekook angle is???? My god?? The sexual tension is one thing but that chemistry??? That earnestness? That desire to be close and just come together to try and know each other on another level? That attempt at emotional intimacy??? BLOWN AWAY 11/10 I love feelings.. You have me feeling a lot.

Jungkook's clipped behaviour and ignoring tae in both chapter 3 and 4 and then 💥 happens. I found that really amusing btw chapter 3,during breakfast tae trying to flirt, jungkook pointedly ignoring him but turning his sunshine good babie mode when OC or jin hyung talk 🤣😂

Wow I will not recover from the explosion YOU HAVE CAUSED WITH TAEKOOK SIBI. One of my favourite parts is (not the pee part I'm sorry I just don't enjoy the pee kink anywhere except this blog everything is safe and tasteful here akauha) but the fact that tae wanting to take jungkook out so they could watch the rain together after cleaning up it was such an intimate vibe. AGAIN I FELT LIKE LEAVING THE ROOM IFDK WHAT YOU TOOK WHILE WRITING MV. I FEEL LIKE I'M A PEEPING TOM TO THESE CHARACTERS.

Jungkook's awkwardness is so 😭 babie

That kiss was so 😭💕💥💞💥😩

Chapter 2 and 3: I'm so sorry about Jin and Emma. I could actually feel Jin's nerves and the whole tulip memory. Is Emma a key character in finding namjoon? Not that you'll tell me 🥲👀

Hobi and his sex jokes🤣😂 I had a lot to say about a lot more things bcz as I was reading I wanted to point out everything but what if tumblr eats my ask 😭

hahahha that breathing gif ahahahhah 💀

LISTEN I'M SO HAPPY YOU THINK THAT WAY ABOUT THEM those are my thoughts exactly. I think they both needed to find each other at this time of their life and I just FAJDJFA THE SEXUAL TENSION FAJDFDA I WANNA FUCKING LIVE INSIDE THEM

I found that really amusing btw chapter 3,during breakfast tae trying to flirt, jungkook pointedly ignoring him but turning his sunshine good babie mode when OC or jin hyung talk 🤣😂

Kookie trying to act uninterested was so funny fajdjf he is so bad at acting like he doesn't care afjdjsf we love his awkward butt 😔

Also oamfmfga I honestly love that reaction to the smut ahhahah I was all like "is this too much? nah it's not is it?" so to hear that you went all "omgf damn" about it makes me happy ahHHAHA

Is Emma a key character in finding namjoon? Not that you'll tell me 🥲👀

taht is very correct :-) I can not tell you :-)

Hobi and his sex jokes🤣😂

listen. he is such a fucking idiot (affectionately) in some parts of this story fadjf like we stan his energy 😩😂

I had a lot to say about a lot more things bcz as I was reading I wanted to point out everything but what if tumblr eats my ask 😭

I think it didn't eat your asks? I have one more from you in my inbox so if you sent more, they are now gone in the Tumblr oblivion🥴🥴

[vgilantee]

Any nudes I've sent have been carefully curated 😭 it's gotta be different if it happens in person! They're up close and personal and I'm sure their eyesight is gonna be better than my phone camera 💀

Also flirting irl? I might actually combust because flirting over text already makes me red and nervous lmao

-🥴

exactly! the angles, the poses, the lighting, whatever minimal clothing. in person?! I can't hide the parts I don't like so easily!

oh God and flirting in person... I can't. I fumble over words at the best of times but when I'm trying to be coy and flirty?! horrid time for all involved

[strwbrryblues]

Muse

Pairing: Hwang Hyunjin x Fem!Reader

Genre: Smut, Fluff, Friends to Lovers, Roommate AU, College AU, Art Students! Hyunjin & Reader

Word Count: 3.5k

A/N: This is my first smut fic so it might not even be good 💀 also this was brought to life, originally from a hard thought of mine for my dear bestie, @youn9racha —who also enabled me to make it into a full fic 🥴🤧

If you're curious, here's the link for that hard thought 🤧 (lmao don't mind the anon icon 💀 it's me 💀)

I do not condone to having minors on my blog, I also do not wish for minors to even interact with any of my adult fics.

This is not a representation of the Stray Kids members, and is completely fictional. If you think it is, don't even read at all. I don't like it when people relate fiction to reality when those are completely different things.

© January 2022, strwbrryblues. All rights reserved.

Musing Confessions (Second part; optional read)

Smut warnings/tags below the cut.

Warnings: Smut, Oral (F recieving), Unprotected sex (please don't do this! always wear protection!), Multiple orgasms, Breeding(?), Fingering (F recieving), Creampie, Soft dom!Hyunjin go brrr 🤧 (will add more when remembered)

Hyunjin is a diligent and hardworking student; anyone can see that very well. With the art pieces he passes every exams, or everything he does in general. His natural talent honed by his determination to learn and improve more. And with his drive to improve himself, he tried just as much to practice his anatomy sketches.

The tall boy sat on his art stool, sketchpad sitting on his easel as he sketched away. Graphite on paper creating a comforting sound within the little art space he created in his room. Occasionally, the boy would pause, examining his work before deciding it’s either good or bad enough to move to a different area in the paper to start over.

For what seemed like hours he spent inside his room, on a weekend, he still can’t perfect the female anatomy. He’d look into references, tutorials, and guides, but he still couldn’t figure it out. He’d try drawing the female body in different angles—angles that he might find comfortable to work with—but none of them worked. He almost wanted to say sorry to all the women in the world for not doing justice to their beautiful body.

Resisting the urge to snap his graphite pencil in half, he stopped when he saw you entering his room. You had come in his room, two hot mugs of chocolate. “Hey there roomie, slash bestie, slash bro, slash classmate.” You greeted him, placing the mugs on his desk.

The greeting made Hyunjin look at you very judgingly. Standing up from his stool, he took the mug and took slow sips from it. The heat of the drink traveling down his throat, giving him a sense of calmness.

While Hyunjin took sips from his drink quietly, you walked over to where his sketchpad sat on an easel. “Practicing anatomy, huh?” Scanning his work, you can easily sense the frustration from the way he drew.

Hyunjin only grumbled in reply, a clear hint of his irritation.

“You know, a good way to study anatomy is by looking at references online.” You suggested, grabbing your mug as well, drinking from it.

“Already did. I still don’t understand it.” He answered, not beating around the bush.

“Tutorials?”

“Done. Useless.”

“Tips?”

He shook his head at your question.

You sighed in reply, not knowing what to do. The things you suggested usually worked with you, so you didn’t actually know what advice was there to give to the taller boy.

While you were left pondering, Hyunjin was suddenly struck with an idea in mind.

“What if…I use you as reference?” He uttered, spacing out.

“Huh?” You asked, quite confused with his suggestion, as it seemed vague.

“They said that real life references are better, so I thought I’d have you as my reference.” Hyunjin didn’t actually know if that saying even existed but maybe it could work for him.

You thought for a while, taking in his request. To be honest, you couldn’t agree more with his words. You two did share the same classes, and one of the things that one of your professors do is to use real life sceneries and objects as painting references.

“You know what? Sure. Knock yourself out.” You agreed, to which Hyunjin brightened quickly.

After finishing both of your hot chocolate, he then instructed for you to sit on his bed. “Just make any pose you like. Anything that’s comfortable with you since I might take awhile with sketching.”

You nodded, posing in a simple position, you hands clasped on top of each other on your lap. Smiling in the smallest way possible—so as not to feel your face muscles cramp—you then signaled Hyunjin that it’s okay to start.

With your confirmation, Hyunjin started sketching you, starting from a rough sketch, to outlining his final work. He observes his work, feeling not quite satisfied.

He looks at you and then his work.

A thought passed his mind.

Too covered.

He felt embarrassed to even think of it, since you’re his best friend, but he kind of needed to do something about it.

You being enveloped in your usual oversized hoodies covered all your curves that he needed to draw. The very purpose of this reference was to study the anatomy and here you were, looking all snug in your fluffy and large hoodie.

“Uhm…” Hyunjin muttered, catching your attention. Raising your brows at him, urging him to speak, he then cleared his throat. He felt really shameful for having to ask, “is it okay if you remove your top?”

You blinked once. Then twice.

“I just felt that I needed to draw you without the hoodie in the way!” He reasoned, but it came out wrongly.

You blinked again, but heat was slowly creeping up on your face.

“I mean, since you know, I’m drawing the female anatomy, of course I need to draw without all that hoodie covering you, if you’re okay with it…” He spoke quickly, looking away with the blush never leaving his face.

You blinked once more, but you nodded at him shyly. With a small voice, you answered, “okay.” You then grabbed the hem of your large hoodie, then slowly lifted it over your head.

Hyunjin was not expecting it, but you weren’t wearing a bra at all, and it quickened the pace of his heart. His breathing hitched, and he felt his throat suddenly go dry.

Fuck.

He had to sketch as fast as possible so that you wouldn’t notice him practically drooling at you.

Without even saying a ‘thank you’, he quickly proceeded to draw you, but not before asking you to change your pose. Once you did as he told, and were done with looking for a more comfortable position, he then got back to work.

Sketching as quickly as he can, he almost dropped his pencil at the speed. His hands quite shaky. He later took a good look at his work. Feeling somewhat satisfied, but also still not happy with it.

“Hey…” He spoke again. You looked at him, doe eyes, the flush from before never left your face—it made Hyunjin’s heart beat faster with how you looked at him. “Can you…remove your shorts?” He felt a bit braver than before, but the embarrassment was still there.

You flushed harder, but nodded. Standing up, you slowly slid down the piece of clothing, setting it aside along with your hoodie.

Hyunjin stared in awe. You look really beautiful.

Before you can sit back down on his bed however, he spoke again. “Is it alright with you if you remove your um…panties?” He almost choked at his words. But at this point, he might as well ask you to go naked.

You were at a loss for words, but you cannot help but do as he says. Maybe it’s because you’ve had this unspoken feelings for Hyunjin, and you’d do absolutely anything to help him or make him happy in general.

With your last article of clothing finally on the floor, you sat back down. And oh gosh, Hyunjin kind of regrets this, because he felt the forming tent in his pants. The tension from his nether region before was bearable, but now it was hard to ignore. He gulped nervously, not knowing how to continue with working on his sketch.

You on the other hand, was not doing great as well. Your breathing is uneven. Every time Hyunjin glances at you, it sends an electricity down your spine and it makes you lose all focus.

When Hyunjin was done with sketching your current position, he speaks up again. “You know, they say that provocative sketching can help improve your drawing…” He was looking anywhere but you, hoping you’d get the hint, but your mind was too flustered to even function properly.

Your silence was taken as confusion, so Hyunjin explained. “Is it okay if you do a pose that’s provocative?”

At this point, the tint of red never left your face, but instead, painted your whole body out of embarrassment. Nonetheless, you did as he told, spreading your legs as you propped it on his bed—not hanging on his bed anymore, both your hands resting behind you, your chest pushed out, and your head slightly tilted downwards. The look you were giving him very shy, but there was an underlying tone, that even you weren’t familiar with.

Looking at you like this, Hyunjin tried so hard not to come inside his pants; you just looked so cute, looking all innocent yet like a vixen with how you were almost seducing him with how you are, and all of this for him to only see. Something at the very pit of his stomach fluttered.

Working his way with sketching from your top to bottom, he really tried hard. His movements were restrained, especially with his hard on still very evident.

When he finished sketching the upper part of your body, he then slowly made his way down until he had to turn and look at you again, to start drawing you core. But then he noticed something.

He made a double take in looking at your core from where he was seated, and sure enough, he can see the glisten from the light being reflected.

You’re wet.

And not just wet, it seemed to be you were dripping.

Hyunjin swore he felt his crotch twitch almost continuously with the sight of you being aroused. He gulped. Hard.

He stood up from his seat, approaching you in quiet strides.

You seemed to have avoided his gaze from earlier since the start of the pose, and only when you hear him standing up did you meet his eyes. Your eyes however travelled down to his crotch, and you see the very visible tent.

You heart rapidly beats, as he crouches down in front of you. You can only observe and wait for what he was about to do.

“May I study you up close?” He asked, looking at you expectantly.

There was a moment of hesitation, but then you let him. You observe how he gulped nervously, and how his breathing hitched every few seconds. The proximity in which his face was with your core, made you feel the hotness of his breath.

He soon left his gaze on your heat, looking up at you. The look he was giving you was something akin to asking permission to touch you.

A non spoken communication; with your eyes you replied a yes, and suddenly, you feel his index finger feeling around the outside of your pussy. You let out a small whimper, that made Hyunjin look at you, expecting more reaction as he played around more.

Using his thumb, he slowly stimulated your clit, his other hand going up to insert a finger inside your hole. Your breathing was heavy, and you were occasionally letting out quiet moans and whimpers.

“So tight,” Hyunjin whispered, inserting another finger inside your hole with the intent to loosen you up. His thumb never stopped circling your clit, speeding up.

Along with the pace in which he moved, your breathing also quickened. “Ngh…yes…” You moaned out, throwing your head back, utterly enjoying the stimulation you’re receiving.

Hyunjin, satisfied with your reaction, fastened the pace of his fingers. You were letting out strings of moans, that is until you felt another finger slipping inside you, that you let out a moan louder than the previous one.

“Fuck!” You cursed. There was pain from the stretch, but it didn’t last long with how Hyunjin continued to assault your pussy with his long fingers.

“So wet…so wet, and all for me,” Hyunjin groaned, loving all of your reactions, as well as the sound of your moans and wetness that seemed to be the only sound in the room.

His praises made your core tighten, and you can feel climax building up with how he kept with his vigorous pumps. But before you can get your sweet release, Hyunjin quickly pulled out his fingers.

Before you can whine in complain, you felt his tongue licking all over your cunt. His lips kissing your clit, as he soon pushed his tongue deep inside your hole. It was unlike you’ve ever felt. He pumped his tongue in and out, while alternating on licking the outer lips of your pussy. Your wetness clinging on to his face, as well as making mess on your thighs.

At this moment, you felt like the heavens were opening up with how godly Hyunjin was at eating you out. You’ve been letting out a series of broken moans, and whimpers—pushing the boy’s head further into your heat as if the proximity wasn’t enough, and Hyunjin was enjoying it.

“So fucking good. You taste so fucking good, baby.” At the praise and endearment, the knot you’ve holding on to from before, finally released. You came so hard that you could’ve sworn you were squirting—and you were, as you saw how Hyunjin was wet with your essence.

You met his eyes to see the cloudy, lustful look he’s giving you. It was so hot and dark that it made your knees weak and quiver in excitement. Hyunjin stood up, hastily discarding his clothes, and you took this as a sign to climb further in his bed, and lay on the pillows to make space for him.

Once he discarded his clothes on the floor, he crawled on top of you, where he was quick to latch his lips onto yours. His tongue gently prodding at you, which you let him in just as quickly. You tasted yourself on him and somehow this made you more aroused and wet, letting out a loud moan in between kisses.

When he broke the kiss, he was quick to place a gentle and open mouthed kiss down your body. “So beautiful.” He mutters, praising each corner of your body where he left a mark.

When he reached your core, he spread your legs wide, placing kisses on your thighs before diving back in, eating you out once more. “Fuck. You taste so good, I can’t get enough of you, baby.” He moaned, savoring your taste, all the while working his tongue in a fast pace.

“More.” You moaned out, threading your fingers through his soft hair, pushing his face further into your pussy. The stimulation not being enough, that you started grinding on him.

Hyunjin groaned, grabbing onto your waist as he stopped. “I do all the work here, just tell me what you want Y/n.”

His tone was domineering that you almost came for the second time, but you tried your hardest to make out your want. “I want more…I need more.” You whined, wrapping your arms around his neck.

“Be more specific, baby, or else we’ll stop here.” He chuckled, going down your neck and placing more open mothed kiss.

“Fuck,” you cussed. “Your cock. I want your cock Hyunjin, I need it. Just fuck me hard, please.” You whined, not being able to handle the pain of not being stimulated.

At your request, Hyunjin was quick to place the tip of his cock at your entrance. But before he can push his hips forward, he made you look at him, muttering, “let me know if it gets too much, and we’ll stop right away, okay?” He asked you, placing a kiss on your forehead.

When you nodded in reply, he then grabbed on to his cock, using your arousal that seemed to be abundant, as his own lubricant. His hands pumping his cock before finally pushing in.

The stretch was painful, but it was not that hard to adjust, especially with how dripping wet your heat was, Hyunjin was able to bottom out inside of you. He let out a groan of satisfaction at the feeling of your hot, wet, and velvety soft inside.

“Shit. Baby, your so soft.” He threw his head back in pleasure. You on the other hand, was eager to feel some friction.

“Jinnie, just fuck me already.” You whined.

Hyunjin chuckled at your eagerness, but started moving anyway.

Grabbing onto one of your shoulder, he then prompted one of your legs up into his shoulder. The next thing you know, he was pounding into you, fast and hard. The position allowing so much pleasure to be felt as you felt his dick burry itself into your softness to the hilt.

“Yes! Fuck! Just like that baby.” You praised him “Don’t fucking stop. Yes!”

If you thought the pace was fast enough, you couldn’t be anymore wrong, as he set a faster pace. Your controlled moans turning into high pitched ones at the sheer euphoria you were feeling.

“Such a good girl for taking my cock,” Hyunjin let out a low groan, enjoying the way your pussy occasionally clenches down on his cock. The already tight feeling, feeling more tight every time you clamped down on him.

The sound of skin clapping against skin, the series of moans you both let out, and that delicious sound of wetness the only thing clouding Hyunjin’s mind, that he almost wanted to record the moment to go back to whenever he wanted to.

When felt you tightening even more, he just knew you were close. It was enough that you were close, but then he hit that one spot that made you see stars. And by the sound of your moans, he knew he just had to pound on that one spot.

“Yes! Fuck! Right there! Fuck me right there!” Your reaction was more than enough for Hyunjin to thrust his hips in a fast pace. As if in autopilot, he repeatedly hit that one spot accurately.

You were a moaning mess, and Hyunjin loved seeing you like this all for him.

“Why don’t be a good girl and take my load, baby? Would you like that?” He asked, not slowing down anytime soon.

You quivered at the thought of having him release his warmth inside you. “Shit. Yes! Inside. Give it all to me.”

Hyunjin moaned at your answer. “Fuck, you're such a good girl. So good for me.” The praise was too much for you that it finally unraveled the knot. You came hard, clamping down on his cock, squeezing him for his load. And it did. Strings of white coating your walls, and it was enough to have you squirting again. Both your arousal getting churned and mixed as Hyunjin continued his thrusts.

Hyunjin haven’t stopped, and although he felt the overstimulation, he couldn’t stop, especially when he saw how hot it was to see both your essence dripping out of your pussy.

“Jinnie...too much.” You whined, not being able to take in the overstimulation.

Placing a kiss on your forehead, he whispered, “one more, baby. Just hold on a little longer, okay? Do it for me.” He pressed his forehead with yours.

You nodded your head, albeit you felt like tearing up at the pain of the overstimulation.

Hyunjin wiped the tears building up, diving down for a kiss as he finally removed your leg from his shoulder. He then brought up your knees to your chest, the new position eliciting a new kind of pleasure.

He pounded inside you once more, the overstimulation giving you a newfound pleasure as Hyunjin repeatedly rammed his still hard cock. Both your arousal from earlier seeping out your pussy from all the friction, sticking on your thighs, and dripping gown your ass.

“Fuck. You feel so good around me. You’re so good for me, baby.” Hyunjin couldn’t help but come as quickly inside you once more. You following as well, the warmth of his release prompting you to come hard, squirting all of your arousal.

It didn’t stop there. When you thought Hyunjin had enough, because he finally pulled out of you, you were wrong, because the next thing you know, you were flipped on your stomach and he fucks you hard from behind.

You didn’t know how many minutes or hours you fucked, how many positions he’d bent you to, nor the amount of times he came inside you. All you knew was that you both were tired to even stand up anymore from his bed, with him just settling on covering both of you with his blanket. Not even minding anymore the sticky feeling of residue left behind from your activites. The tall blond boy made a mental note to clean both of you if he wakes up earlier.

Hyunjin had his arms wrapped around you securely and delicately. Brushing some strands of hair away from your face, he was faced with your already sleeping form. He chuckled at your cuteness, but also felt sorry that he had tired you out that he can’t even wish you a good night.

“I’m sorry about that Y/n. I took advantage of your vulnerability, all because I don’t know how to time my confession.” He said sadly, brushing his fingers across your cheeks. “I’ll give you a proper confession in the morning.” Placing a gentle kiss on your forehead, then your nose, and lastly to your lips, he then whispered, "I love you, sweet dreams, my love,” before hugging you to sleep.

[laceymorganwrites]

hq boys and how they text

A/N: this is a fun little mini collab with @miyaniacs that started out as me commenting: omg xy emoji reminds me of Bo. And then we just kept making hcs so...have those xD

Bokuto:

frequently used emojis: 💪🤩🥺👉👈😼🤣😥😲😭🥴😵🤠🤓🦄✨🙉🎉🐓👀😤

ALWAYS TEXTS IN ALL CAPS

doesthisannoyingthingtoo

always does typos cause he´s wayyy too excited 

and when he does the * he still gets it wrong

will send 10 minute long audios talking about nothing

also will keep every group chat updated about his day, checks in on everyone every 5 minutes

also in way too many group chats but too scared to leave them cause he doesn´t want ppl thinking he´s rude

Atsumu:

emojis: 💔💦💯🔥😎😥🥵🤫🥴🤙👅❤☕

texts ppl who are like 5 feet away from him to get him something (poor Osamu)

always gets left on read

then double texts like

hello?���� 

r u mad at me?

flirts way too much but in a really direct way

is blocked by so many girls

he loves calling people and will annoy anyone when he´s bored

Tendou:

emojis: 👨‍🦯🦶👂✌🤘🥰😇🤠🙊✈🌜💁‍♂️🙆‍♂️🤦‍♂️🏃‍♂️😣😙

sends too many selfies

it´s like he´s vlogging cause he´s constantly sending pics to the gc 

has a bunch of rps going on and he´s super good at them (actually has good and interesting ocs)

sometimes speaks uwu just to annoy people

randomly quotes anime 

sends videos of himself talking rather than making audios 

makes such cute faces too

sigh, I love this man

Suna:

emojis:🤗🙄😬🤦‍♀️💅👁👄👁🤧🤰😈💀😾

this man is on his damn phone too much

yet never texts back

will literally take up to 3 weeks to reply

is on discord a lot and just trolls people

has the do not disturb thingie

only texts 3 ppl (Kita, Osamu, Aran)

has Atsumu blocked

the type of guy to have a drama channel

Oikawa

always on his phone

texts

like

this

his gallery is rlly neat

has an album for everything and way too many photos

has an album just for receipts of drama he thought would be more important than it rlly is

ootd pics to the gc

expects all the compliments

gets: u still ugly

KING OF FACE TIME

🥰😘😫🥺🥱🤗👽👄✨🔥🌶💖🧘‍♀️🖖👉👈☕

Sakusa

short answers

uses punctuation

has all gcs muted

only texts in there to roast Atsumu

leaves ppl on read all the time

except for Komori

sooo many unopened chats

only emojis are: ❤ and :) also 🙄

Tsukki

sassy all the way

only reads messages when they´re important

otherwise he just ignores it

🤦‍♀️💅😍🤢😉🙄👁👁🤷‍♀️

involuntarily is in a gc with Kuroo and Bokuto

has a secret meme chat with Akaashi and Yamaguchi

picks up on too much gossip amd doesn´t even wanna know about it

Ushijima

had Tendou explain his phone to him 

texts Oikawa at least once, showing him a picture of Shiratorizawa being like: this could´ve been you

is blocked now

does this thing where he overuses autocorrect and types the emoji instead of the word

🤠🍆 otherwise he rlly doesn´t use any

Filth stuff under the cut:

Bokuto

accidentally really good at sexting

doesn´t know what he´s doing but it works

keeps complimenting and praising you

has issues taking dick pics cause he can never get the right angle

always begs to have phone sex cause he gets too excited

wants to be on facetime with you all the time

okay but how can someone be so beautiful when they cum? and his moans are feral, will just stare at you all hazed 

talks a lot during everything, just tells you how amazing it feels at all times

Atsumu

thinks he´s good at sexting 

but tries too hard

legit just fuckboy energy

but we all know he´s just a sweet soft boy who wants to know if his dick if pretty cause he´s insecure abt it

texting game isn´t strong

BUT HIS PICTURE GAME 👀👀👀

would actually ace it once he had sex since his texting game would just....oof it´s so good

also not as awkward anymore

Tendou

sexting with him is so much fun

it´s super chill and lighthearted

tells you how good you make him feel

if you ever have phone sex he will moan just for you (usually he doesn´t cause he doesn´t see the point in it)

somehow it feels more intense with you watching him and touching yourself to him

gets his confidence (and dick) up

would be up to try everything with you, just gets so excited abt you overall

Suna

he WILL leave during a session to make food or smth 

one time he forgot about you and just went back to gaming

kind of lackluster at times

you really have to initiate the convo

but he makes up for it with nice pics and vids

has a really pretty dick

somehow he takes really good pictures but without any effort

would do it on facetime and let me tell you:

prettiest moans

intense af eyes

THAT FUCKING SMIRK WHEN U CUM FOR HIM

Oikawa

never really shows his dick

partly because of bad experiences and cause of insecurities 

makes you feel things by just his words

actually will either smirk like the little bitch he is or have a super cute soft smile on his face

probs has his phone in his one hand and is throwing a volleyball up and down in the other

sooo many adjectives to describe exactly what he´ll do to you

Sakusa

sends a pic of him in only sweats, hand on his cock and tells u to come over

or a random: I need to feel your mouth around me

´why do you want me to send a picture of my hand?´

can get really filthy, taking you by surprise

call him sir and watch him flip the switch

when he´s comfortable enough with you he will tell you all his dirty secrets

Tsukki

phone sex

teases you about being horny and needy

then supresses his own moans 

makes you tell him what you want him to do

maybe he´ll reward you with a picture

never starts anything since he doesn´t wanna seem needy

but every time you sext or have phone sex he´s like super petty at first

being all like: aww you just can´t get enough of me~ what took you so long this time?

Ushijima

straight up dick pics or his abs/veiny arms

would send you pics after/while he works out and turns you on without intending to

accidentally leaves you on read after you call him out for it

kinda internal panic because...we all know this man is awkward asf

so you have to guide him through, tell him what you want him to do and what you wanna do to him

is kinda embarrassed the first few times, but slowly enjoys it more and more

[adrena-dine]

British GP 2022: a summary

Pierre and Yuki went shooting ? Helmut be scared bestie they’re coming for you 😈

Guanyu showed once again he’s a fashion icon

pierre and Charles went together because BESTIES !!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Lance stroll showing up in an helicopter, what a material guuuuurl 💅🏼

Lewis spoke FACTS during press conference and I love him for that

Alex won the cutest helmet contest and Lewis the most meaningful one 🥰 Lando’s was amazing too (McLaren can find him so easily with this NEON colour)

PEDAL CAM IS BACK AFTER 20 YEARS (the angle is rubbish but I’ll take whatever I’m offered)

Daniel tried to kill Lando by throwing him a jumping ball (do whatever you need to be number 1). can we say it was his bday present ?

His cake was amazing too

The crowd going dead silent when Nathalie Pinkham asked if mclaren was to score a podium this weekend 💀💀

Lance said HELLO MATE to the gravels

To the person who told him that he couldn’t park there : you were the man.

Yukiere doing gay things. Again.

Daniel’s speech for his bday being « thank you 🤠 ». Relatable.

Rain being in a silly goofy mood and just keeping on coming and stopping

NICHOLAS IN Q3 ?! GUANYU IN P9 ?! WHAT IS GOING ON ?!!! So proud of them 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Cars went ⬆️🔃⬆️ (I’m talking about you Max and Charles 😒)

CARLOS FIRST POLE DNLEKZKZKDKDKKE VAMOOOOOOOS

it’s his cousin screaming in Ferrari garage for me ✋🏼

TV direction was awful tho

An illustration of Aston Martin’s mess: Keanu Reaves started to watch quali in AM and finished in Ferrari 🫤

Sebastian in Mansell’s car, sustainably fuelled 😍🌿 we stan an environmental aware king (who celebrated his 35th bday)

Huge incident at the start, I am glad everyone is fine ❤️ we can thank the halo once again

Basically Pierre was sandwiched between George and Guanyu, who end up in the gravels, alex spun while avoiding the accident causing damage to Esteban and Yuki

Protestors entering the track during safety car 😒

Yuki still driving without a wheel, nothing stops this man

George stopping his car and running to help guanyu, costing him his race 🥹 what a man

Then he almost got into a fight with the FIA for starting the race again

Red flag shenanigans : Lewis and Yuki hanging out with their mechanics, Esteban having a snack time and trying to share it with his team, Lewis on his scooter, George arguing with FIA and Sebastian trying to get into Ferrari to escape Aston Martin mess

Alpine’s mechanics fixed estie bestie car in such a little time 😳

Carlos fighting for his dear life against max, missing his corner, and then got his place again bc Max’s tyre said « bitch im out »

Yukierre facing relationship difficulties. This hurts. But the spins were pretty 🩰🩰🩰

Sebastian overtaking Max, who would have thought ? Not me 😳

Bottas and Pierre’s DNF 😢

Ferrari messing up strategies again, costing Carlos and Charles’ race 🙄 grande strategia

Esteban was recovering well but then his car said no and stopped. In the middle of the track.

🚨SAFETY CARS 🚨

charles doing a hell of a race with used tyres and a broken front wing. F1 golden boy behaviour✨

The last laps almost caused me an heart attack

The battles were so amazing, I think they made me fall in love with f1 once again. Boys were doing the race of their lives

MICK’S FIRST POINTS 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

CARLOS FIRST F1 VICTORY FINALLY GRANDE CARLOS GRANDE VICTORIA ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

but not grande strategia 🥴

charles didn’t give him a single gesture after the race 😪

We had an amazing race but at what cost ? F1 new ships.

Mattia scolding Charles right after the race. Post race meeting is going to be fun isn’t it 🤪

Checo and Lewis’ dads hugging during podium :) cute.

Carlos’ smile on podium was everything 🥰✨

Guanyu walking in the paddock after the race is was comforting

His car is completely destroyed tho

Wishing all the best to Alex ❤️

Anyway see y’all next race

[nightswithkookmin]

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE TUKTUKKERS OVER PARTY IN MY INBOX

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Also I change my mind. I SUPPORT THEM😌

If the video says, the video SAID. Gotta play by tuktukker's own rules don't we?

They should stop barking up the wrong tree. Hybe can't do anything if it's true. They gonna stop drop and roll till it goes away on its own or threaten to sue ppl for violating the privacy of their artist and leave yall hanging.

It's sus how this video was taken with staff casually doing his hair while he melts away like cheese🥲

They must trust these ppl so much- couldn't be me.

I'm digging a mass grave for tuktukkers and I need no help

If there's one thing I'm weak for it's vulnerability in a man and Tae- hear me out...

I'd be a big fat liar if I said this wasn't healthy for him. And by this I don't mean miss J, I mean an intimate relationship. We all need somebody and for the longest time this man was groaning and moaning on these streets and in his songs it was hard to bear.

I'm genuinely happy for him in that regard. For the boys' wellbeing I hope they are getting laid and they have intimate relationships that fulfills them beyond what they have with eachother. Not to sound so biblical but it's not right for man to be alone. Sigh.

I seriously hope toxic stans don't make this about them.

And I don't suppose Hybe is going to coerce him into denouncing her and denying his affections for her so publicly- whoever the her in this video is 💀

If a man declares to the world you ain't shit and a fart, guess what? YOU AIN'T SHIT AND A FART my dear Mijoo. Yall tried it with that one🥴

Unless it is hybe intentionally leaking these videos to avoid direct confrontation with fans- and I won't be surprised if that's the case cos the angles on the video us sus- i mean it looks like it came from the Bangtan bomb cams or someone did some serious cropping for nefarious reasons. either way, this is a serious violation of his privacy and is tantamount to revenge corn.

Especially if whoever is leaking them is doing so knowingly and hoping it will have a devastating impact on his reputation and career- this is where I cite case law to support my argument but i won't cause I say so. The queen is dead. Long live this negress 👑

Tae should just post "all the rumors are true" yeah

Or a song from Lizzo and get it over with- burn holes in chests and shit. We deserve it king 🤴

They shouldn't be stingy. They should take us along the journey all through out the phases- the pining stage, the honey moon phase and when they start throwing shoes at each other, I want in.

Their music is going to be so lit 🔥🔥🔥

I can't wait for his album.

If it turns out he was just talking to park Jimin all along I SWEAR TO GOD😐

Ait I'll be camping on Dispatch's pages see ya- not that I expect them to go after any of the boys from BTS 🙃

Signed,

Low key abouta ship it

[hanjisungs-bigtittyg0thgf]

To the previous anon: YES. The THIGHS. ~THE~ thighs. I cannot stop thinking about them. Wanna sit on em, rest my head on em and get my hair petted, hold em, dig my fingers right in and grab em, bite em, ride em...

There would definitely come a point when youre riding his thigh and he just grabs you by the hips, either because you're too tired to keep moving but still too desperate to stop so he takes over, or because he wants to see all the different sounds you make when you move at different speeds and angles, and when he decided he's done with THAT, if you've been good, he'll flex all thr muscles in his leg, maybe even bounce it for you, and let you get what you need.

*shivers*

🎉

Ps sorry I confused you with the Spanish, I need to meme more responsibly

oh jear desus

i dunno if i have anything to add

i agree on all fronts though

i am 📯🦵 now so thanks i guess? 💀

ps: it’s okay i’m just a lil dumb 🥴💀 i’m proficient in meme but i’m not fluent. my mom is starting to catch up to me though. this woman is in her mid-forties and a couple years ago when everyone was eating tide pods she held up the in-wash scent booster while she was doing the laundry and just went “forbidden dippin dots”.

idk why i shared that. it was funny at the time. anyways. i’m gonna go to sleep now and (hopefully) dream of getting railed by changbin and clawing at his thick ass thighs while he fucks my face. niiiiiightttttttt 😚