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howlingday · 1 year ago

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Sommelier (JW2): *In british accent* The VHS-D2 it’s a lovely assault rifle. A reliable, but easy to shoot rifle, this rifle have an ambidextrous handling. You can cock the rifle with your left or your right hand. No need to be scared to have the spent casing ejected onto your face, since you can change the ejections direction.

Sommelier (JW2): *Still in British accent* The KRISS Vector, a highly capable submachine gun, this one shoots a 9x19 Parabellum bullets. It has the Super V Recoil mitigation so you won’t have to worry about the muzzle lift. The gun could fire up to 1,200 RPM and can accept any kind of GLOCK magazines.

Jaune: Huh. These seem like good guns, right, Ruby?

Ruby: Mhm! But, uh, I don't know, Jaune. Says here that a purchase requires a stay at "The Continental". It kinda sounds like a scam.

Jaune: Oh, come on, Ruby! When was the last time anyone was scammed at a hotel?

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #ru ja gun con #ru ja gun con au #rwby au #john wick #the sommelier #vhs d2 #kriss vector

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tobytheeggo · 10 months ago

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YALL

#the sommelier #john wick #john wick chapter 2 #john wick franchise #kitchen gun

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gomosmorodina · 21 days ago

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not quite like him

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keferon · 10 days ago

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How you feeling post MoMU chapter 72?

My way of reading MOMU requires me to stop while I'm reading it to make an illustration every time I like a particular moment. Also, I usually reread each paragraph twice, with and without a translator, to both understand what is going on and enjoy the writing style at the same time. All this together means that I need at least five hours of free time to read a chapter.

☝️The whole fucking explanation was to say “I haven't read it yet but not because I don't want to, but because I'm waiting until I have enough time haha»

But the fact that you asked this…..makes me kinda nervous ngl….

#normal people over there just read fics immediately after getting a notification #I act like some fucking sommelier or something #what do you mean ‘just read it’??#it’s like drinking your finest wine out of a bucket!!#comical gasp #I need my finest fic to be served with at least five hours of free time tablet to draw and translator to read and silence to concentrate #MOMU isn’t just a fic at this point it’s a whole fucking event ahahaha

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nobodymitskigabriel · 4 months ago

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I think the only fit rich genuinely looks bad in is whatever the fuck they had loki wear in the winchesters.

#sorry loki that mustache and coat are awful. catch me running away screaming #you need to BALANCE the silliness which is why gabriels sommelier outfit works #loki spn #richard speight jr #supernatural

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eyeshields · 4 months ago

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Thank you illustrations from Murata to artists who contributed art to the BRAINxBRAVE special issue part 8 (pt1 / pt2 / pt3 / pt4 / pt5 / pt6 / pt7).

From top to bottom these are for: Horikoshi Kohei (My Hero Academia), Matsui Katsunori (Sommelière), Masuda Kousuke (Gag Manga Biyori), and Matsui Yuusei (The Elusive Samurai, Assassination Classroom)

#eyeshield 21 #the elusive samurai #my hero academia #sommelier #gag manga biyori #think the second one is my favorite so far but also. MAMORI #art #21st anniversary

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igneous-crocnroll · 23 days ago

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Olliemon just wanted his mozzarella sticks.... (from episode 16) @binarybreak

#binary break #Olliemon #Hm. What else do I tag this as! I dunot know #Notice how after Z posts art for an actual play podcast i post some too...#Shoutouts to my podcast sommelier Z. The Best #This poor lil kitty cat 🥺

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alexis-royce · 8 months ago

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Loving the new item slots; my BDR only needed one more level to make keeping Notability at 8 nice and easy.

#fallen london #The Ex-Disgraced Academic #sketches #picshuas #Gotta keep it at 8 so that I can keep summoning the Portly Sommelier #And then I have to raise it back up to 8 again so that I can convince him to deal me the Forbidden Wine #The wine so forbidden the name is redacted even in game #You know #the bat juice #I've got 20 on hand right now but I think I can get a couple more in before Whitsun

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kaiserouo · 8 months ago

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Fine Dining

#shaxx the waiter & cayde the sommelier #(also bartender probably idk)#i didn't plan to render wtf is going on #i drew too much silly shaxx i need to do him some justice #by giving him a suit #how tf do you draw suit #wait is that a head with a face??? in this blog????#blender save me #tbh i forgot about cayde's hoodie until i started drawing cayde's draft #too late lol suit looks good w/o hoodie anyways #btw the next few posts are probably all about dining au #definitely not because i wanna draw shaxx in suits. yeah. sure.#(he exists in every idea i now have about dining au like i'm not even joking rn)#destiny 2 #cayde 6 #lord shaxx #destiny 2 art #dining au #my art

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kavalyera · 11 months ago

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I literally thought he and John kind of had something when I watched that scene like sir there was no need to be all that passionate recommending guns

John wick x that one guy recommending his guns from chapter 2 (The Sommelier)

That whole scene felt a lil too romantic.

#john wick 2 #john wick chapter 2 #john wick #the sommelier #<- lowkey hot ngl

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tragicstarz · 7 months ago

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