#The Prenup

[waaanderingluna]

🥀 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖕

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[pigssty]

Marriage Of Convenience 💍 (Contemporary) ~ Part 2

Some UNDERRATED Marriage of Convenience romance reads for you all. Happy Reading

The Underrated Ones Marriage of Convenience is one of my favorite genres. Nothing more exciting than two people coming together as a means to an end, only to slowly fall in love. If you are familiar with the trope, here are some underrated books to discover and fall in love with. These are all books that I’ve read and enjoyed. I hope you do too. Happy reading! 🙂 Grayson’s VowMia Sheridan With…

[magicratfingers]

[infamous-if]

okayyy ros+band who is crying at the wedding for HAPPY reasons 😭😭

I definitely think that Orion would tear up, even if it was with another RO. But no one would notice, most likely lol And then he'd suck it up, grab MC by the shoulders and say, "as your...friend, I'm happy for you. As your manager...make them sign a prenup"

MC: ??!!!

Seven would cry. So would Vic and Seb. I don't see G crying at all hahaha would definitely tease an MC who does. August wouldn't.

The entire band sans Iris/August would cry. Jazzy would be crying the most. Straight up sobbing. Iris just has tear ducts made of steel (but she'd be crying on the inside!)

[alwaysbewoke]

this is why prenups are important because you have to leave her. she's not an adult. she's a child in an adult body who wants this guy to just be a walking, talking atm machine with a dick. she's clearly contributing nothing but wants him to work himself to death so that she can have a social media worthy life. this is why men need to continue asking "what does she bring to the table?" or they will find themselves in this situation.

[kaliforniahigh]

Hi! I know you have a reader and Noah wedding Fluffy Friday but my request is a little different.

I recently saw an older interview video where Noah said they were on tour in Vegas and Ruffilo got ordained like to marry people lol. So, reader has been with Noah for a while and she goes on tour with them. While they're in Vegas, after a show Noah spontaneously tells reader "let's get married", and she thinks he's crazy and full of post show adrenaline because they're not even engaged yet. But he promises he's not joking and not crazy because he knows she's the one he's meant to be with forever. 🥹 So they go to one of those 24 hour wedding places and Ruffilo leads the ceremony while Bryan takes pictures of course.

yes!!!!!

This is perfect already, because think about it:

You already have a professional photographer (Bryan)

Someone to officiate (Ruffilo)

Wedding guests (the rest of the band and crew)

And the bride and groom (you and Noah)

And food (fast food)

That's what he told you to try to convince you (you didn't need much convincing at all)

So now the both of you were standing in the chapel, Noah was still wearing his stage clothes.

And you were still wearing your friends and family pass around your neck.

One of the boys brought an acoustic guitar to play the wedding music.

Noah handed his credit card for someone to buy the rings (he promised you he would buy you a better one as soon as you got home)

A few minutes later the wedding was underway.

Neither of you had to think much about your vows. The emotions just came naturally and every word out of your mouths just confirming this is the best decision you could've made.

Finally, Ruffilo tells Noah that the groom can kiss the bride.

He obviously dips you in his ams and gives you a nice smooch as his friends all holler and whistle.

After this, you hit the nearest fast food chain to celebrate the newly-weds.

[champagnexowishes]

Betsey Johnson Fall 2015

[dinosaur-robots]

Pro tip: Date your tax bracket. It always becomes a problem.

[muckmagister]

hiiii muck do u want to get married and divorced and married again ^^

getting married and immediately divorced is the funniest thing ever. and then married again? the world shines so brightly everything is beautiful and true

[marzipanandminutiae]

it's not ALWAYS like this, of course; some of them were okay. but. A Worrying Amount Of Bad Stuff Gets Glossed Over

growing up in the southeastern US as a girl in the early 00s was like

"hey kids, this white woman did something unusual and independent in the early-mid 19th century, despite the misogyny of her time! girl power!"

[5-10 years later when you do your own research]

"so, here's how many human beings she, specifically, held in bondage, and-"

(I'm not saying this would be as easy to explain to kids as "if your classmate is really good at drawing, that's good, right? but it's bad if she also pushes people down on the playground. sometimes people do good things in one way, and bad things in another." but. it definitely would)

[ofallthingsnasty]

been thinkin about mouth inspections at the dentist (with our faves). Isn’t there a way to tell if you’ve given bjs before? Like there’s an indent in the roof of your mouth or something? Since you have experience in dentistry, i thought I might ask💀

Perhaps dentist fave pokes around in your mouth and finds that spot, asking all sorts of gross questions, who’ve you done it with? how many have you given? and then forces you on your knees, explaining the whole time what he’s doing to that spot in your mouth as he brutalizes your throat. Law or Doffy would be the worst for it. Doffy wouldn’t be able to control himself and Law would be so calm and collected, it would be scary

Yes, but only hard and recent blowjobs - there can be petechiae on your palate!! (Think tiny red spots) We don't care, though ajsjjksk and as always THIS IS FICTIONAL OFC I DON'T ENDORSE THIS AJSKKS

The mental image of 'big dick Doflamingo's everything but mostly expensive implants mill'-dental office is sending me. Baby 5 not-so-subtly chewing gum behind her mask while she makes you wait in the chair. Him coming in half an hour late (you've been nervous and sweating the whole damn time and the radio is blasting nothing but shitty early 2010s pop which doesn't help), clearly fresh from some break and not a difficult procedure, showing you just how much he doesn't care about you. He fucking reeks of cologne. Light pink scrubs that fit him so well it's not even funny. Has a weirdly delicate gold chain around his neck that really emphasizes the way his pecs puff up before connecting with his collarbone. It kind of makes you want to fall into his... well, his cleavage. (Because of course he chooses scrubs with a rather unorthodox neckline - who's going to tell him off? He's the boss. Sometimes he comes in wearing polo shirts in that same pink tone and they're always, always a little too tight.)

He throws himself into his little chair so hard it skids right up to you and he just smiles as a greeting, porcelain-white veneers blinding you for a moment, before he puts his mask up (also pink, it's a whole fucking theme here). It's all pretty standard, Baby 5's clearly fake nails clicker-clacker away at the keyboard while he lists off your dental status - until he gets to the soft tissue, especially your palate.

tw. crack treated seriously + noncon = the combo from hell, medical malpractice, Law is in here too, as a separate listing (same tags for him + hypnosis), minors dni, don't take this too seriously i had too much fun writing this it's so silly, dental hypno doesn't work like this don't worry lol

Well, that's certainly an eyebrow raiser. Looks like little old unassuming you has a bit of a wild side. He can tell you know your stuff by how big and angry-red the bruise on your mucosa is. You've been a patient of his for a long time now - and other that the fact that you pretty much look like you're about to faint every time your ass touches the chair, you've been rather forgettable (but cute, he has to admit). He can tell you don't like the way he fingers around your mouth one bit - and that you're waiting for his final evaluation, taut like a bowstring. You're probably pissing your pants at the thought of getting some major work done. He knows your type and nudges his fingers just a little farther down your throat, to your uvula, just to see how trained your gag reflex is (and to keep you anxious for just a few seconds longer, it's just too precious).

You don't even blink. Others would have coughed up their breakfast by now but you're sitting there, eyes teary and face worried. Would you look at that. It's good he's wearing his mask or else you'd be able to see that he's poking out his tongue because he's smiling so hard - you're suddenly in his top ten patients, right next to all the big bucks and two or three genuinely interesting cases. And oh, he's getting ideas with the way you fidget under his gaze. You wouldn't tattle. You wouldn't even fight back. My, you're perfect for a little lunch time fun.

Baby 5 is out of the room with a single gesture, closes the door behind her with a distinctive click. She won't bother him either, she'll just go hide in the break room and text her newest boyfriend until someone scrapes her out of there again. And you? You're already anxiously waiting for his diagnosis, fearing the worst. Oh, he'll give you the worst. It's delicious to see your face go from nervous to absolutely crestfallen as he spins some tall tale about how need to get big work done on two molars, how bad it already is and how you probably should opt for implants (his specialty, after all. And so expensive he just knows you'll do just about anything to save a little money.) Of course, you trust him. And of course, you agree for him to go with the 'best' (and coincidentally most expensive) option, even when you're clearly fighting back tears at the price. He tells you to lay back, brings the chair to the highest, horizontal position and overstretches the neck so that your mouth is in a perfect line with your throat. It's unpleasant how the blood from the rest of your body is cut off from your head in this position, how the whole room is suddenly overhead and that damn light is shining straight into your eyes. It's supposed to give him a better look at your upper teeth - but when you open your eyes to his fucking dick of all things and him telling you that you want that treatment cheap, don't you?, you learn that not everyone has your best interest in mind. (Sadly, you don't even get to answer because he just shoves himself into you and fucks the protest right out of your oesophagus.) When he's done with you, your whole face is full of spit and mucus and you probably lost consciousness at least once - turns out not enough perfusion for your brain coupled with extreme anxiety and someone gripping your throat to fuck it better isn't exactly the healthiest thing in the world.

Honestly, you'll try so hard not to go back after that experience, you really do. Problem is, you gave them your mobile number when you first signed over your data - and just two days later you'll get a barrage of texts in finest text speak anno 2004, with a million of 😜🤞😂🦩 emojis asking you about the state of your throat and if you still want that follow-up. Cheapest set of dental implants you'll ever get, honestly. You only have to sell him your dignity.

Law on the other hand... All prim and proper in starched white, medical professional through and through, yet so gentle - has a whole concept around dental phobic patients, with warm and welcoming treatment rooms, gentle music, offers laughing gas, hypnosis and even general anesthesia if the fear is especially bad. Always professional and never condescending or infanitilizing (like some can be when it comes to phobic patients). He's a dentist, a doctor, the authority in this place but he guides with a gentle hand - and people adore him.

You've been his patient for a while now - and he can't lie, he really likes you. You've been a dream to work with despite your anxiety; have endured every session bravely, you hang onto every word he says with big, wet eyes. He makes a suggestion - you take it. No matter the cost, the time, how outlandish the approach might be, you're always willing, nod your head yes and try to tough it out. You're somewhat soggy, almost whiny but that's okay. It's kind of cute, really. So when he sees those telltale red spots on your palate, he's a little surprised... You come across as so meek while on the chair, it's hard to picture you as anything else outside of it. But clearly, you're either an extremely attentive lover or you're wilder than he thought. Honestly, he's almost pouting over this revelation. Who are you fucking? Even if the sentiment is inappropriate, it should be him - at least that's what his little crush on you whispers to him deep, deep down. He mills over it a little too long, long enough for you to try to speak around his fingers in your mouth - there you go again, asking him (and so politely, too) if there is something, anything? And to his shame, all he can think about is if this is how your tongue feels like when you're using it. The way you slur against his hand, that warm and entirely too inviting mouth so close yet so far - it's giving him some shameful, shameful ideas. What harm is in a little test drive - especially when you've been proven to respond well to hypnosis. He has just enough time to rope you into a little session, as well. So he pulls a face behind the mask and explains that yes, actually, you have a little cavity - a teeny tiny thing that could be filled so easily right now, if you have the time for it. The way you immediately tense up underneath him isn't lost to him. God, you hate surprises, he knows that, and he's being so, so selfish - but it's too late to take back his words now.

He can practically watch the thoughts form in your brain, can see how you valiantly try to fight down the panic over a surprise dental procedure. But, as always, you swallow the lie hook, line and sinker. And when you ask him if he can use hypnosis on you again, he knows he's won this round. It's not ideal - you're already upset over this whole situation and to get you into that relaxed state is going to be a lot of work, but he knows you well enough by now. A sentence here, a soothing word there, gentle encouragement wrapped around it all like a bow - the moment you've let go, he can simply pull his pants down and force himself into your mouth, that's how far away you'll be. Of course, you aren't as active as he wants you to be, but the thrill and novelty of the situation is more than enough for him. The thought of marking you like this, to cum right down you throat without you or the ominous other person fucking you knowing, is more arousing than he'd like to admit. Maybe he has to stroke himself to completion (because your slack lips around him are far from enough) but his orgasm builds up quickly and hits him hard. He can already feel that pesky sense of guilt nagging away at him the moment he collects his breath - but he cleans you up and fixes your rumpled clothes and shoves all those bad feelings into some far away corner of his mind.

Your numb jaw is easily explained away, as is that horrible taste in your mouth - and he did give you a filling, after all, so hey, the lie isn't that bad, right?

(Law totally did his junior time at Doffy's terrible implant money grub mill and then vowed to himself that he'll never ever ever become like that. Well, that kinda sorta didn't work out, huh?)

[ehliena]

I would like to think that Lex has a trust set up for Kon...and named him his heir or something. Because Lex saw how distantly Superman was treating Kon and he thinks he's better than Superman so he'll claim Kon on paper, set up his finances, and generally keep an eye out for the boy.

Because Lex Luthor wants to let the world know that he's a better father than Superman and he's better than his own father.

[klanced]

Katie *gets on one knee* will you be my lawyer *opens a box revealing a warrant for my arrest*

anon……🥺🥹 YES!!! i can’t wait to take our relationship to the next step….. attorney-client privilege ❤️

[whiskeyswifty]

The double meaning of altar (sacrificial vs wedding) in SLL was also brought to my attention today (seems obvious now but my brain was stuck on the wedding meaning given all the other marriage references on this album!) and ugh I just love uncovering new bits and pieces to parse out. Died on the altar bc she sacrificed so much of herself vs. died on the altar because she was just waiting and waiting and withering away. Like dying actively AND passively??

Yes!! The altar line was my FAVORITE upon first listen. I love its double entendre there and you’re so right! It’s interesting to think about how she’s both dying even when she’s not actively doing anything. How doomed this relationship became. Altar (sacrificial) was my first thought funnily enough because of the other sacrificial content in the song, but then my brain went *ping* and I was like OH DAMN!!! You said you loved me but where is the proof!! And also later she talks about wanting someone to finally commit to her in the prophecy with “even statues crumble when they’re made to wait” like!! It’s so interesting because she doesn’t want to be a wife in the modern societal expectation sense, as she’s said numerous times in previous songs/situations but to her, marriage is instead a salve for her anxiety that they’ll wake up one day and leave. It’s also funny to think that even she jokes about the frequency of NDAs she makes people sign (especially that one video of her during a Lover party), but from these lyrics you can take away that perhaps her ideal form of true love is someone willing to legally bind themselves to her lol. Of course there is romanticism in weddings and what marriage means symbolically, but the commitment aspect of it seems the most romantic to her funnily enough. Sign the prenup, sign the papers, show me the proof!!!