#The Hedonist

[beeanca-writing]

The Hedonist gives me vibes of a person who would try to tell a funny story only to discover that it was actually a traumatic event by seeing the horrified faces of the people they're talking to

LMAO

this already sort of happens in one possible Val variable where The Hedonist tells him their grandma used to call them "tiny hurricane" and he's like "that is not a normal nickname for a child" 😭

[deepdownclowns]

Cuddles with the Hedonist are a treat. His chest might be very musclar but his chest isn't rock hard. It's actually very soft and snuggle worthy.

He will also be very attentive to you even at the quiet moments. He'll rub your back, pet your head, maybe even offer a massage.

That's not even mentioning how he'll feed you. Sweet nectar and delicate fruits. Roasted meats and crunchy snacks. He's got access to it all.

I should do romance headcannons for every deep character

[ogden-narrator]

Once the party was well underway and people were starting to head out, Tri Delta pledges dressed as cupids began delivering everyone their anonymous roses, the notes all in sealed envelopes, attached to the rose with the recipient's name on the outside.

TO: JESSE HART

@jessehart

jesse,  If you ever get bored And are in need of a third Don’t look too hard or too far  Just leave the bedroom door ajar.

May things get better soon. Happy Valentine’s Day.

there's a lot i could say but i'll leave it at happy valentine's day

Come tell me a secret, I'll give you good reason.

I think you might deserve better

i love you! you're the best friend ever!

roses are red, doctors condescend oops. i think this was meant for your father! an easy mistake to make - just ask your ex-girlfriend.

[bixels]

Messy Trixie Charleston dance roughs.

[hystericwaif]

[butch-with-a-deep-voice]

Fellow tops out there. Anyone else get the need to just completely envelop their bottom? Just go completely primal and wrap as much of yourself around them as you bury your strap/cock as deep into them as possible. As much skin contact as is physically possible as you thrust deeper and deeper. Where the only way closer you could get is if your bodies melted together, and even then you'd keep fucking them in a state of pure carnal bliss. Where you stop being you, you are simply a top, put there to lose yourself in your bottom, and for them to lose themselves in you. To keep them so close it almost hurts as you cum, pumping every last bit of your very being into them. Holding them there for what feels like an eternity after because they are yours and you are theirs, and in that brief yet beautiful moment, you are one. Anyone? No? Just me?

[everyones-bean19]

God I was such a blubbery mess. I was so full and drunk... I could barely sit up properly. Also LOOOK AT MY STRETCH MAAARKS ON MY LOVE HANDLES!!!!

Also how much deeper can I go into this mattress damn.

[stackedlikeflapjacks]

Burp* I’m just a little bloated…

[thatfattytoni]

Rounding out

[beeanca-writing]

So how healthy was actually the relationship between the hedonist and Augustus?🤨 They were young, he was so much older and although the hedonist was never in the cult lee say Augustus was still very much a cult leader. It ended in a very traumatic way, but is there a chance that the hedonist will think back on it without the rose tinted glasses of nostalgia and go “ahh wait shit when I think if the implications-“ or won’t it matter just because how special it was for them? I mean I love the complexity of it either way but I’m curious how both you and the hedonist view it! 🦦

You're actually the first person to bring this up, which is interesting because I've never seen The Hedonist and Augustus' relationship as healthy! So I'd say I view it as unhealthily codependent, not to mention a tad manipulative from Augustus' side; he'd constantly write to The Hedonist, claiming they had to break up and leaving The Hedonist upset and anxious, only for Augustus to make up with them in the next letter.

As for The Hedonist, though, I don't think they'll ever be able to see past their love and nostalgia for their relationship. Augustus was their first love, and they have a lot of great memories from the relationship (I think it helps most of it happened by letter and not in real life).

(As a sidenote, this is why Evie warned The Hedonist against Augustus. She didn't see it as healthy.)

[deepdownclowns]

The Slender people as tma fears

Because I enjoy combining interests

The Hedonist-

The Eye or the Flesh, at least the aspect of the Flesh that is to change it, to make yourself perfect

The Sadist-

The Hunt, The Slaughter, or The Web

The Enthusiast-

The End, The Buried, or The Spiral

The Revisionist-

The Stranger or The Spiral

The Queen-

The Lonely

The King-

The Slaughter, The Corruption, or The Dark

I will explain if anyone wants

[cannibalchicken]

[resqectable]

Eye contact is a dangerous, dangerous thing. But lovely. God, so lovely.

Hedonist Poet

[nicheguides]

What to Bring to a Hedonist’s Funeral

dont be *that* guy! know your decorum when honoring the passing of a legend who dedicated their life to the pursuit of pleasure

[hystericwaif]

[perfectquote]

Eye contact is a dangerous, dangerous thing. But lovely. God, so lovely.

Hedonist Poet