#The Gravy Killers

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I won't be able to make them look the same later 💔

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i was scrolling through tumblr without really reading the posts and these tags made me do a double take

SKFBDDJD lmao yea thats my thought process thank you for witnessing

[mushroomsandmolly]

I go feral for nickleback and the front bottoms

[silvcrignis]

Never take an L no more

Never take a damn thing slow

All I know is chase this dough

& get money

Never gonna take no loss

Never gonna lose my sauce

All I know is chase (these hoes)

& get money

You know I live the fast life

I don't got a type, baby, I'm the cash type

Still getting dividends from a past life

I'll get your daddy's net worth on a bad night!

('Cause I act right)

Rocking Rick, clapping astleys like the 80s

Never give it up until the reaper come and slay me

Pull up with a Zelda & a Peach & a Daisy

“Damn, (Hellion) you so vicious

You so clean, so delicious

How come you ain't got no missus?” {x}

[sunsoak]

I’m so hungry for thanksgiving food

[thejewofkansas]

The Weekly Gravy #163

The Birds (1963) – **** The Birds is one of those films that stirs debate. On one hand, there’s the central question of why the birds are attacking humans (debated in the film but never answered) and the question of what will happen after the film is over – whether the attacks will continue, and if so, how far they might spread. On the other hand, there’s the question of the film’s quality and…

[antisolanum]

bbno$ & Yung Gravy (BABY GRAVY) You Need Jesus - Official Lyric Video

[fredmundo]

👁️🫦👁️

Joong Archen as Fadel The Heart Killers, ep. 7

[scooplery]

today's holiday Liz menu:

dry brined 16.5lb turkey (JUST salt so far, i did not add any aromatics ahead of time bc i was tired lol 😑)

classic turkey gravy

Stuffinggggggg (from scratch)

GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE (homemade cream of mushroom sauce!!!!)

bf's granddad requested POTATO AU GRATIN which i have never made before but he has a food processor. how hard can it be...

mashed squash with some kind of spices... tbd

bf's mom is making deviled eggs yippee

i might do celery sticks with cream cheese & olives as another snacky appetizer

jelly type cranberry sauce from a can (my fave) (i hate making cranberry sauce)

apple & pumpkin pies from the killer bakery in town

[ladykailitha]

The Magic of Christmas Part 7/8

Here we get to the secret relationship as I wanted it to be surprise. Claudia is awesome as usual and Eddie and Steve are too cute for words.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

***

Eddie was feeling a tad grumpy. He was going to be alone for Thanksgiving. Chrissy was going back to her brother’s family for the holiday since both of them weren’t speaking to their parents anymore and even Uncle Wayne betrayed him by accepting dinner with his girlfriend’s family.

“That can’t be allowed,” Steve said when he heard. “Why don’t you join us for Thanksgiving? Dustin would flip if you came.”

Eddie chewed his lip nervously. “Are you sure? I wouldn’t want to intrude. I could hit up the local buffet if I had to.”

“And risk the long lines, the sick servers, and the risk of food poisoning because they can’t get the food out fast enough?” Steve asked with a raised eyebrow as he counted off the reasons on his fingers.

“You drive a hard bargain, Stevie.”

He laughed. “Plus Claudia is bring her new boyfriend and I need you to distract Dustin so he doesn’t freak out.”

Eddie rolled his eyes. “Yeah, all right. You win. I’ll come to your Thanksgiving. Who’s making dinner? Do I need to bring anything? I’ve got a killer roll recipe.”

“Me and Claudia share the cooking duties most years but because her boyfriend is coming I offered to do the whole thing.” Steve shrugged. “But sure take over the rolls. That’s one less thing I have worry about finding space in the over for.”

“Sweet!” Eddie said jumping up with a whoop. “I’ll even come a little early to be your cooking buddy so that you aren’t slaving away in the kitchen by yourself.”

Steve blushed. “You don’t have to that, Eds.”

“Steve,” Eddie said seriously. “I love your best friends. Robin and Dustin are amazing people that should in no way be allowed anywhere near the kitchen. They would burn it down and you know it.”

He opened his mouth to protest, but he knew it was futile. “Yeah, okay. Dinner is a three so maybe come around one?”

Eddie grinned. “Sounds good, darlin’.”

Steve blushed.

*

Eddie was greet at the door by Claudia with a kiss on his cheek. His own mother had passed away and this amazing woman had decided she was going to adopt any motherless person she found. Robin and Steve didn’t speak to theirs and Eddie had lost his when he was six to cancer. So she had four children as far as she was concerned.

“I’m so glad you’re here, dear,” she muttered. “Steve keeps kicking me out of kitchen. It’s not that I worry he’ll do it wrong, of course!” She waved her hands. “No, I’m worried that he’ll take too much on and wear himself out so he can’t enjoy the meal after.”

Well that was something that Dustin definitely inherited from his mother. The sheer speed at which they spoke. They could get out as much information in five minutes then most people could get in fifty.

“Let me grab those rolls for you,” she continued sweetly. “I’ll just put on the on the side bar.”

Eddie let her take his dish and wandered off in the direction of the kitchen. He found Steve in the cutest pink, frilly apron, hair slicked back with sweat and looking like he had just gotten off of a red-eye flight.

The first thing Eddie did was get Steve a cold beer out of the fridge and pop the cap. He handed it to him.

“Chef gets the booze,” he said with a grin. “Munson family tradition.”

Steve downed half of the bottle in one gulp. “Thanks. I think I like your tradition.”

Eddie chuckled. “As long as you don’t down the entire bottle of red wine used for the gravy, I think booze is the perfect aid for cooking.” He clapped his hands together. “Right, where do you need me?”

Steve started rattling off things that needed to be done and Eddie jumped right in.

Soon they were moving in tandem, just working in perfect rhythm.

Eddie burst out laughing when he heard Dustin tell Robin not go into the kitchen.

“It’s like fucking Swan Lake in there,” he whisper shouted. “I’m afraid if you go in their you’ll break the spell.”

They saw Robin peek in and then squeaked when she them looking back her. She vanished.

Steve shook his head fondly. “You can start stacking things up on the sideboard, Eds. We just have to give this bird time to rest and I’ll carve it up.”

“Sounds good, Stevie!” Eddie said and grabbed the stuffing. Homemade, not that box stuff. It was Claudia’s grandmother’s recipe and she refused to eat anything else.

Eddie was coming out with the candied yams when Dustin came up to him.

“Ma’s boyfriend’s got a nephew that does art, too,” he said. “Maybe you know him!”

Eddie shook his head. “Look, there are some many artists in just Indy alone, there is no wa–”

Just then Claudia ushered in her boyfriend and Eddie’s jaw slammed shut. He patted Dustin on the shoulder and said, “Actually, I take that back, I do know his nephew.”

The boyfriend stopped cold in his tracks when he saw Eddie coming toward him.

“When were you going to tell me, Uncle Wayne,” Eddie said with a low growl, “that you were dating Claudia Henderson?”

Wayne Munson blinked at his nephew a moment, working his jaw as he tried to find the words. Any word would have done in that moment, but Wayne was stunned to silence for the first time in his life since learning that he was now the legal guardian of a very disgruntled eleven year old.

“Hi, Ed,” he managed to say, his voice high and unnatural. “Glad to see you found a place to go for Thanksgiving?”

Eddie folded his arms and tapped his foot. “I know you know who Steve Harrington is and if you’ve been dating Claudia long enough to have her stay at your place while Steve was in London, then you know I knew who they were after Halloween.”

Wayne looked over at Claudia who was staring at him with wide eyes as was Dustin.

“I’ll explain after dinner,” he promised them. Then he grabbed Eddie by the arm and dragged him off to a side room.

“How the hell did you even know this room existed?!” Eddie groused. “I didn’t know this room existed!”

“Look, son,” Wayne said. “I should have said something and it was wrong of me. Especially when I figured it out pretty quick that your Steve was Claudia’s Steve.”

Eddie sighed. “So why didn’t you?”

Wayne scratched the back of his neck sheepishly. “Because it’s been so long since we didn’t share something. Something that unique to both of us that wasn’t your art. I had a wonderful woman as my girlfriend and you had this sweet mother figure. And it was separate from the other.”

“Only it was the same person,” Eddie said dryly, shoving his hands in his back pocket. Were you never going to introduce us and hope we never found out?”

“No!” Wayne said. “Of course not! I going to tell you at Christmas.”

Eddie glared at him. “When it would be fucking unavoidable as we would both be invited to the Christmas party.”

Wayne ducked his head in shame. “I’m sorry, son. You have to believe that.”

Eddie rolled his eyes and then stomped over to his uncle. He wrapped his arms around Wayne’s shoulders with a heavy sigh.

“You didn’t want to feel obligated to keep dating her because I felt a motherly connection to her, huh?”

Wayne let out a shuddering sigh. “That was a big part of it, too.”

“I’ll go tell them what’s going on and give you a minute to compose yourself,” Eddie said and kissed the top of his head.

He nodded and watched as Eddie slipped back out into the hallway.

Sure enough all of the members of the household were waiting for him.

“Sorry about that,” he told them. “He was just being a little selfish and wanted to keep you guys to himself for a while.”

“That silly man,” Claudia huffed. “I’ll go talk some sense into him, shall I?”

Eddie huffed out a laugh. “Go for it.”

Claudia went into the side room, leaving Eddie with the remaining three.

“We should go eat before all that lovely food gets cold,” Steve said with a smile.

Robin and Dustin went off on a tear, pushing and trying to trip each other so that they were the first in line.

Steve opened up his arms and Eddie fell into them with sigh.

Steve rubbed his back soothingly. “I know you feel a little betrayed right now, and you should. But pretty soon this will just be blip in your relationship and you’ll be able to tease him about insistently.”

Eddie raised his head. “That does sound nice.”

Steve kissed his cheek. “Come on, we better get out there before Robin eats all the stuffing and Dustin eats all the candied yams.”

Eddie gasped and then took off in a dead heat for the dinning room. Steve looked back at the room Wayne and Claudia were in and shook his head fondly.

He was sure everything was going to be just fine.

*

Dinner passed with little fuss and no drama. There was always going to be a little fuss about Dustin taking too much and Steve taking too little, but it worked out fine in the end.

That night they settled in for board games and pie.

“Pie is the one thing I leave to the professionals,” Steve said. “I don’t know where the saying ��easy as pie’ comes from but they were a damn liar.”

Claudia laughed. “The crust is easy enough, but it’s the baking it so the rim doesn’t burn before the rest of the pie is done that gets me every time.”

“It’s the filling for me,” Steve said. “It’s either dead cold in the center or a goopy melted mess.”

Eddie put his head on the palms of his hands and batted his eyelashes at Wayne. “Uncle, would you like to tell me why you didn’t offer to make your world famous apple pie? As in the one you have won literal awards for?”

Wayne froze. “What pie?”

Eddie continued to bat his eyelashes.

“Snitch,” he groused. “Because I wanted someone else to do the work for a change.”

“I brought gramma’s rolls,” Eddie countered. “You could have made one pie.”

Wayne sighed. He knew he had been defeated. “I’ll bring it for Christmas.” He glared at Eddie. “I can’t believe you sold me out like that.”

Eddie got up and kissed his uncle on the cheek. “Payback’s a bitch,” he whispered in his ear.

Wayne flushed, but didn’t say anything else. He knew Eddie was right.

Dustin turned to Eddie. “You come to Christmas too!”

Eddie and Steve shared a glance.

“Sure thing, bud,” was all Eddie said.

*

Chrissy came up behind Eddie having just gotten back from her brother’s house.

“You’re painting?” she asked. “I thought you had finished the piece for Steve.”

Eddie hummed in agreement. “I tried to get him to stop paying our bills when I told him I finished it, but he said the contract was for six months and while I had completed my side of the bargain, he hadn’t yet. He told me to just have fun until the end of the year. Goof off or work on my own passion projects.”

“That was sweet of him,” she said, wrapping her arms around him. “What are you painting?”

“Steve’s Christmas from me,” he answered. “His favorite dragon is a yellow chromatic dragon.”

“Aren’t they all evil?” she asked.

Eddie set down his paint brush and turned in his stool. “Did you ever see that Disney cartoon where knight and the dragon are having tea?”

Chrissy shrugged. “I vaguely remember that.”

“It’s going to be like that,” he said. “Instead of fighting the knight and the dragon are sitting down and having tea.”

“That’s cute!” she said. “He’ll love it.”

He blushed. “That’s the hope.”

***

Part 8

Don't be too hard on Uncle Wayne, it's hard being a single parent even if they've already moved out. He was stupid, but it wasn't malicious.

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The signs as songs that’s title is a name

Aries Sun: Lolita - Lana Del Rey

Aries Moon: Nina - Ed Sheeran

Aries Rising: Cheryl - Yung Gravy

Aries Mars: Daphne Blue - The Band Camino

Taurus sun: Carolina - Harry Styles

Taurus Moon: Pete Davidson - Ariana Grande

Taurus Rising: Cinderella - Mac Miller

Taurus Mars: Cassandra - Taylor Swift

Gemini Sun: Jenny was a friend of mine - The Killers

Gemini Moon: Mandy - Barry Manilow

Gemini Rising: Emily - Two Friends

Gemini Mars: Laredo - Chris Vagle

Cancer Sun: Betty - Taylor Swift

Cancer Moon: Fernando - ABBA

Cancer rising: Juno - Sabrina Carpenter

Cancer Mars: Proud Mary - Tina Turner

Leo Sun: August - Taylor Swift

Leo Moon: Clementine - Halsey

Leo Rising: Anna Sun - Walk The Moon

Leo Mars: Dear John - Taylor Swift

Virgo Sun: Jack and Diane - John Mellencamp

Virgo Moon: Norman F*** Rockwell - Lana Del Rey

Virgo Rising: Angel - The Weeknd

Virgo Mars: Margret - Lana Del Rey

Libra Sun: Olivia - One Direction

Libra Moon: Evangeline - Stephen Sanchez

Libra Rising: Delilah - Florence + The Machine

Libra Mars: Carmen - Lana Del Rey

Scorpio Sun: Feeling Whitney - Post Malone

Scorpio Moon: Marjorie - Taylor Swift

Scorpio Rising: Matilda - Harry Styles

Scorpio Mars: Runaround Sue - Dion DiMucci

Sagittarius Sun: Mary on a Cross - Ghost

Sagittarius Moon: If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears

Sagittarius Rising: Clara Bow - Taylor Swift

Sagittarius Mars: Jimmy - The Tones & I

Capricorn Sun: Roxanne - The Police

Capricorn Moon: Mary’s Song - Taylor Swift

Capricorn Rising: Hey Stephen - Taylor Swift

Capricorn Mars: Lisa Baby - Walk the Moon

Aquarius Sun: Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus - Taylor Swift

Aquarius Moon: Chloe - Emblem3

Aquarius Rising: Jessie’s Girl - Rick Springfield

Aquarius Mars: Paul Revere - Noah Kahan

Pisces Sun: Stupid Cupid - Connie Francis

Pisces moon: Peter - Taylor Swift

Pisces Rising: Diana - One Direction

Pisces Mars: Hey There Delilah - Plain White T’s

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always love the tiny doodles

My take on Nina the Killer 💕💕💕💕

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[real-total-drama-takes]

I do like island of the slaughtered but one thing I find funny is that headcanon about Geoff and Owen and that “Owen was awake when Geoff was getting sewn onto him” because yeah that’s scary.

But this is Owen, all I can imagine is him waking up doing his trademark Owen Laugh and going “that tickles!” And then he sees what’s going on and goes “SWEET GEYSERS OF GRAVY WHATS GOING ON!?”and then the killer kills him, it’s just really funny lol.

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[conchiferrous]

two doodle page commissions from recently

[IMAGE ID, IMAGE 1: Doodle page featuring Rolf and Kevin from Ed, Edd n' Eddy. Drawing 1: Kevin hands Rolf a valentine card, but he's looking away shyly. Kevin says: "I felt bad that I didn't get you anything last year so.. Happy valentine's day... Dude." Rolf looks at the card, dumbfounded with big eyes and question marks over his head. There's an arrow pointing to Rolf's head labelled "meaningless gesture." Drawing 2: Rolf is screaming at Kevin and pointing at him while Kevin looks off into the distance, exasperated. Rolf is yelling: "Rolf has had enough of your tomfoolery! I challenge you to a duel!" The drawing is captioned: "Third time this week". Drawing 3: Rolf is riding on Victor's back and Kevin is riding on Wilfred's back. Both of them are holding a lance and a shield, but Rolf's lance and shield look a little nicer while Kevin's lance has scotch tape showing and his shield looks scuffed. Victor is walking forward and Rolf is looking over at Kevin, eager, mouth open like he's talking to him but no dialogue is written. Kevin looks annoyed, and Wilfred just stands in place, wall eyed. Drawing 4: Small drawing of Rolf and Kevin walking and talking together while Rolf plays with a yo-yo. They're both smiling. Drawing 5: Chest up drawing of Rolf and Kevin looking at something to the left off screen. They both look bewildered.

IMAGE 2: Doodle page featuring Kevin and Ed from Ed, Edd n' Eddy. Drawing 1: Ed stands behind Kevin while Kevin stands in front of his bike protectively. The front tire on his bike is deflated and Ed tells him: "I saw on TV how to fix a bike once." Kevin, panicked, responds: "NO, THAT'S OKAY!" Drawing 2: Ed and Kevin look at something curiously off screen. They're drawn from the side and Kevin has to peek out from behind Ed. Drawing 3: Kevin stands inside his house and is holding a VHS box for a movie. He looks annoyed, his free hand on his hip, and says : "Aw man! I rented Attack of 100 Giant Squids & Nazz didn't want to watch it with me." In the window behind him, Ed is sprinting towards him. Drawing 4: Ed holds up a comic book called "Killer Pig" smiling, and says: "Wanna read the new comic I got?" Kevin responds: "Are there girls in it?" Drawing 5: Ed sits on his armchair, and points to something to the left off screen while kicking his legs. He says: "This is when the needle man shows up!" Kevin is hiding behind the chair, panicked, and peeking out from behind it. His back is pressed up against the chair. He responds: "Wow, that's great..." Drawing 6: Ed and Kevin are sitting on the floor, and Ed is holding a large bowl in his lap. Ed says: "I make my own popcorn sauce!" and text behind him reads (it's gravy). The gravy is covering the popcorn entirely, and Kevin looks over at it, disgusted. Drawing 7: Kevin and Ed are sitting on the floor watching TV. Only the top of the TV can be seen. Ed points at the screen and says: "This is the funniest part!". Text above it reads (most gore ever in a movie). Kevin looks disturbed. Drawing 8: Kevin and Ed are sitting on the floor, with their backs pressed up against each others'. They're both reading comics. Kevin's is called "mutant lymph node" and Ed's shows an advertisement for a yo-yo in the back. Kevin looks at Ed, looking aloof, and says: Pretty cool, I guess..." Ed looks back at Kevin, positively giddy. END ID]

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I also love ao3 bc i too am the mildly insane writer. Im looking back at my serial killer au in the google docs like “yeah my readers gonna eat that up” and they Will. Theyre gonna rejoice. And then theyre gonna analyze the shit out of the blorbos trauma and itll be the most thrilling thing of my Tuesday morning. I love it here. Theres nothing better. Except like an entire container of gravy or something

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself “am i willing to read transformers smut for the sake of getting some family dynamics” and while the answer for now is no,,,,it could always change,,,,

[thejewofkansas]

The Weekly Gravy #161

The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial (2023) – **** This was always going to be right up my alley. Not only do I love courtroom dramas, but I’m deeply familiar with the story, having seen The Caine Mutiny numerous times over the years and having read the book. I haven’t seen the play, nor I have seen Robert Altman’s 1988 adaptation, but I had more than enough familiarity with the story to fill in what…