#The Fall: Skydive Murder

[corpyburd]

MyAnna Buring plays Victoria Cilliers in The Fall: Skydive Murder

[troiings]

More of MyAnna Buring in The Fall: Skydive Murder Plot

[punkshort]

Annoyed nobody has proposed PSCU (punkshort cinematic universe) crossover theories but I may have missed them in the onslaught! for example reader leaves behind LA + sugar daddy!joel after returning heartbroken, moves home (forgot if we’ve specified where that is but now it’s austin) where she meets joel from I’ll be home for Christmas who is now widow!joel (poor guy) because reader from that series actually died in a tragic skydiving accident, and ends up falls in love with THAT Joel… OR this is a villain origin story and reader snaps when she gets back to LA and murders Joel, Tammy, and Brooks and then disappears herself a lá gone girl and is now like a hot serial killer but only kills bad or annoying people, so she somehow falls into bed with Patrick from somewhere to run and Charlie from Roommates only to stab their asses! Can’t wait for Saturday.

[updatebug]

not to TMA spam, but I was re-listening to the series while at work at it has given me a LOT of thoughts.

I am wondering how many of cases we hear about in the files are avatar recruitments? Like, I don't think it's a high number, but I definitely don't think it's zero. I mean we have one canonical one in that guy who cheated death, and a strongly implied one with the murder pig but the one that really got me thinking about it was Freefall.

So in Freefall, Robert works for the Fairchild skydiving company which is obviously a front for their chucking people into the vast, but he works for them for at least a year (probably a couple) before he ever has any issues. And he's not scared of skydiving, he loves it (and I know loving something doesn't necessarily stop the fears from torturing you with that thing). But the thing that really struck me as odd was that Harriet was still waiting for him at the bottom, even tho Fairchild had left. IDK I just wonder whether if Robert had embraced the fall, he would have wound up as an avatar and when he didn't he was moved back into the prey category.

[creataav]

below is an alternate ending of a fic that I've been writing about secretlife!ldshadowlady ! I've been really enjoying it, and while this might not be the actual ending (or might it be??? we'll never know), i wanted to put it up to show it but also so that people get what the vibes of the fic itself are. I feel like I've been using a very particular, very metaphor - heavy writing style for this and I like it a lot! Enjoy! (also on ao3)

You say the whole world’s ending

Buddy, it already did.

You’re not gonna slow it, heaven knows you’ve tried.

Lizzie sighs into The Void, into the inky blackness that’s beginning to press down on her bones. Forcing her hair to float across her eyes. She lets it for a moment. There’s hardly anything left for her to see, and she could do with something bright and colorful in this vast expanse of darkness. Eventually, though, it itches at her cheeks and tickles her nose, and she gives up. She pushes it out of her face and stares upwards into the stars, one last time. She leans back, spreading her arms wide, palms up, the tips of her fingers dragging down towards the abyss. Like a fallen angel in Limbo, waiting for her fate. But her fate never comes. There is no death knell, no dramatic crack of lightning that scatters her belongings to the windless void. There is just silence and Lizzie’s breath, and the slightest clink of her axe against the empty glass bottles that held her invisibility potions. It sounds hollower than it would have in the Overworld, she knows that as a fact, somehow. Everything sounds hollower here. It all gets swallowed by the black. At some point Lizzie knows that she’s no longer falling, just trapped in a stasis at the edge of The Void, hovering infinitely. She can just barely see the edge of the island Scott (she’s convinced it was Scott, she desperately wants her death to go towards some kind of narrative… something) knocked her off of.

A few sessions go by. No one pays her a visit. Apparently they’ve no reason to venture into the End. They’ll all have red tasks, now, all hinging on murder and violence. They won’t be given trivial things like “find the stronghold,” or “kill the Ender Dragon.” They’ll’ve descended into Keeper-mandated bloodlust. Lizzie wishes she could watch. 

Eventually, she hears a voice. It startles her, to hear someone else, something beyond the distant, meaningless vwoops of the endermen and the ambient noises of her own existence. She freezes, a hand going to her axe instinctively. The voice fades away for a moment. And then something… someone? Drops from the island above her. 

She stares up at it, eyes wide in confusion and in fear, muscles tensing even further like a deer in headlights. Or a cat caught messing with something it shouldn’t be. Or a faery, realizing too late it was lured and trapped in honey. 

Scar’s scarred face comes into her view, his arms spread in proper skydiving formation, his dark maroon cape flying out behind him. He yells something, but the words get swallowed by The Void. Lizzie rights herself, the most energy she’s spent while in The Void since the initial five minutes of screaming. She pats down her hair as best she can, tightens her space buns and adjusts the little, now dead, bits of holly she plucked from her berry bushes and stuck in them ages ago, straightens her axe. And then she waits for Scar to come within earshot. There’s no point in further destroying her voice to try and carry out whatever conversation he wants to have. They have all the time in the world. 

Scar hurtles toward her impressively quickly. Did she fall this fast? She could have sworn it took her weeks to fall. Scar takes less than an hour. Maybe the gods really do pick favorites. 

“I thought you might be down here,” Scar says once he knows she can hear him. 

Lizzie raises an eyebrow at him. “Were you looking for me?” Maybe they do remember her. 

Scar nods, but something dark flickers across his usually-peppy face. It lingers in his bloodstained irises. “I-“ He breathes out, hard. Pushes his hair back from his forehead. “We’re the only ones left. Everyone else- it was a bloodbath - Lizzie, they’re all dead.”

Lizzie wishes she could feel any kind of shock. She just takes the news with a calm, if a little cold, acceptance. “So you won.”

“That’s the thing. Everyone’s task was to win-“

“-how dramatic-“

“-yeah, Keeper’s got some flair- and so at the end of… everything… I walked up and hit ‘succeed’ and then it just gave me another book. Same task. ‘Win Secret Life.’”

“Right. And you think this has something to do with me.”

“I’m out of options.”

Lizzie frowns, biting her lip. “But I’m dead.”

Scar blinks. “I don’t think your body got the memo.”

“Well, yes, but at this point I must be dead. You must be, too, I suppose, if we’re both actually having this conversation.” She looks back over Scar. He seems remarkably alive. His usual perkiness is a little dimmed, sure, but who can blame him? He’s just witnessed the death of everyone else in this horrible game, that’ll do something to a man. “Why are you here, anyway? I can only assume it’s not for pleasure.”

“To be honest, I thought you might have some answers.”

“I’ve been faffing around at the bottom of The Void for weeks, what information would I be able to give to you?”

“Again, I ran out of options. Not even Grian talks to me anymore.”

“I imagine not, you did say everyone died.”

“Well, yeah, but I could swear he talked to me after I-“ He swallows. “After, uh, after Pearl died.”

A pang of pity shoots through Lizzie’s chest. She doesn’t have the heart to shoo it away. “I’m sorry, Scar. I don’t have any answers for you.”

“Maybe…” He trails off. His eyes flick around The Void, searching. They land on the sword at his side, and Lizzie’s fingertips drift toward the handle of her axe. “If one of us dies, the other one would win… right? That’s how these gods-damned games work.”

“Games? Plural?” Lizzie asks, twitchy. She remembers, of course. She remembers the other death game, and the empires, and everything else. But if she can derail Scar’s train of thought, maybe he’d stop looking at her so murder-y and start thinking up alternate solutions. 

“Yes, plural- I’m sorry, don’t really have time to explain, I just- It was always down to the last man standing, right? Even in the one with pairs,” One with pairs? Maybe she doesn’t remember everything. Scar keeps mumbling under his breath. His hand is gripping his sword fully now, Lizzie’s is tight around her axe. She’s mirroring him, even if he doesn’t fully realize what he’s about to do, the scope of the task he’s about to complete. 

“Scar, listen to me-“ She starts, but he isn’t listening, he’s trying to pace in The Void. His sword slides an inch out of its sheath with a screech, and Lizzie’s axe is in her hands before she can open her mouth to warn him further. He looks at her with red-glazed eyes. “You don’t want this, Scar.”

“It’ll be over either way, won’t it? That’s what I want.”

“You don’t want this, Scar!” Lizzie gestures wildly at the nothingness around her with her free hand. “This isn’t winning. Not even the Keeper will know who wins if we die here. This isn’t a victory.” 

“I don’t need to win. I just want to get out.” He lunges at her, sword sweeping dangerously close to her neck as she ducks out of the way, spinning slightly from the momentum having nothing to slow her in the nothingness. Strings of her hair float around her, now cropped close to her chin as Scar pulls back his sword again.

“I’m sorry, Scar.” She takes her axe in both hands and rushes at him, pulling it upwards above her head and kicking her legs out to add to the impact of it as it slams into scar. It cuts a gash through his cape, skin, and muscle, to the point where Lizzie can see where she’s chipped the bone that sits in the center of his sternum. He gasps, and the blood flows from him in a cloud. Lizzie has to rear back so she doesn’t get a faceful of it. Scar opens his mouth, but his eyes are already glazing over. His face isn’t angry. It’s open. It’s waiting. Lizzie senses a sizzle in the air, and his body is vaporized with a loud CRACK of lightning. His sword drifts out past him. So does a sunflower. Lizzie removes its head and places it gently against her ear. It’s just her and The Void, now. And whoever is left watching them. A voice whispers through her ears. Her shoulders roll back, eyes closing on their own. 

You’ve completed your quest The world is restored. He killed all the rest And you reaped his reward. You’re our last man standing You’re no longer red; you’re purple It’s time to start planning Come join our winner’s circle.

She keeps her eyes shut as she feels the air heat up around her. Her hair floats up and off of her shoulders, flying loose from her space buns and tickling her forehead. The hairs on her arms stand up, and Lizzie feels her shoulders relax. Whatever happens now is over. She’s won. She did it.

As the death knell chimes, her eyes stay shut. She’s seen all she needs to. This world was done. 

The lightning incinerates her, just as it did to Scar. In the end, all they are is just weapons, sunflowers, and berries, floating on the edge of nothing. 

[dawnleaf37]

gucking obsessed with the main setting of your lore being giant alive meatstore. I love meat in places it doesnt belong and I really really love living settings I'm definitely not biased (kicks aside my own ocs). wondering a lot of things about how that works or where it comes from but can I at least ask where how do objects like prince and his crew end up in there?

objects end up there by DYING!!!!!!!!!

The store serves as an afterlife sourcing from other universes encompassed within dawnlore! Only some methods of death send you to the store, mostly ones that have to do with a high speed. Take ditti for example (or what he used to be). construction worker that fell off a skyscraper while building it. speed of fall and force of impact registered enough to send him to the store! Others include cadillac (whose parachute didn't open while skydiving) and our wonderous friend hydrangea (who was struck by a meteor). A few other fast things will do it too, like gun

If you want to know specifics regarding Prince and Co.:

Prince: Thrown off a mountain due to a rebel against the monarchy (he wasn't even the one doing anything wrong :[ )

Angel's Food Cake: Her case is quite different considering she is a Fusion Object (meaning what she is now was originally made of two people)! Scepta and Sweet Bun were the original parts. Scepta was murdered by an ex and Sweet Bun was hit by a car

Sweater: Shotgun'd after escaping a trapper (She's a mimic, y'know!)

Glass Flower: Unsurprisingly shattered! Put up a good fight but was ultimately powerfully launched against a wall by ... someone

Life with Gas Meter: This guy is two people as well! Although they didn't quite fuse properly... Gas Pump and Butterfly Bow were both killed when their planet collided with another due to a fault in spacetime

[matthewmoorwood]

They really did name this Ep love is in the air and expected me not to be on my clown shit huh.

Everytime I see Athena I just. Feel things. She is so strong hhnngs

HA THAT DUDE IS MANGLED!! this is what u get for fucking skydiving.

SHE WAS GONNA BREAK UP WITH HIM HA HA

THE A+ SIDE YOU ARE SO RIGHT RAVI, can they fucking say his name right please??

RAVI IS A BUISNESS MAN, and the only functional adult of the entire 118, literally the only guy with his shit together

Maddie and Chimney is going to shatter all of my bones. I fucking love them so much and I cannot bear seeing either of them hurt.

SHE FOUND THE RING HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

wait why am I watching Eddie go on clearly shitty dates, like he went golfing?? obviously that is not gonna work out babe golf is the devils sport. OH HA ALL OF THEM ARE ALREADY IN RELATIONSHIPS GET FUCKING WRECKED this is what you get for trying to date whilst being in love with someone else

Maddie being enchanted with the ring is so fucking cute please IT GOT STUCK ASDFHSJDFBASFHASFKLHFGSJALF

buck get the fuck out of that date I hate everything what the fuck. they are not going to revive this Lucy thing? are they? jesus christ.

The claws are out ajfkadsfd

Bro? can they? let the horse go? please?

"you have to let me choose love" babe? you could be bleeding out internally??

Buckley siblings plz. they are so <3

A RING CUTTER BUCK PLEASE KEEP YOUR KINKY SHIT OUT OF THE DAMM KITCHEN

Nah dude Hen is about to be murdered by Maddie ansdlfka

Bobby going after Eddie for dating bc he knows Eddie is already dating someone.

This is a very fucking suspicious woman... though she does seem like genuinely upset, but something about the way Athena is investigating is just a little odd

Ella is disassociating so bad, me too girl, me too.

OK nvm Ella is not evil, and damm Athena gives good advice.

Low empathy makes watching this very awkward, bro I am not involved in your story I literally do not care about Ella, like okay he died?

HOLY SHIT MALEWIFE BUCK

OH GOD TAYLOR?

anyway Lucy is not coming back thank god but this is just reminding me of how fucking insanse bucks relationships are ashfadsfa

Chimney girl why are you trauma dumping on this insurance worker plz

Maddie plz don't beat up hen, i am so scared.

This is a very intense conversation for my abandonment issues.

ok thank god they are not fighting,.

BUck your slut is showing he isn't actually a slut he just falls far too hard far too often

I actually forgot about sperm donor buck ajajas I was like ?? another ??

I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THEY UNDERSTAND AND SEE BUCK AND THEN PROCEED TO FIND HIM "TOO MUCH" LIKE SIR.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MADDIE PROPOSED FIRST THANK GO D THIGNDSKFHASOFDASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i AM LOSING MY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTT

"is there anything you want for your anniversary, aside from dinner?"

"How about you just hold me, and never let go."

YOU CANNOT SAY SHIT LIEK THAT MY BLOOD PRESSUREE??

hmmmm symbolism of Buck constantly giving up his space/comfort for the benefit of others. hmmm.

Okay ep over, I am literally to autistic to be let near this damm show. Like why is this one of my special interests??? idk. but I'll take it.

[lucitumb1r]

You watch the human with barely hidden contempt.

Their species has nearly eradicated several planets of all life, just by boarding the atmosphere.

Their germs are so advanced, it is a subject of great humor to compare it to the brute that carries it.

Often your species will refer to a human as your native word for germ, which has been misinterpreted as a complement far too many times.

Nevermind that, distraction will only get you so far, it’s time to kill.

The client didn’t give a name, but considering the method, they really didn’t have to. The target human, who goes by the name of Stanley, is known throughout as the real reason Fuandor is almost uninhabitable. The reports say that ‘an unknown liquid had breached a container extracted from the ship’, which is fancy smancy for ‘Stanley, the idiot, poured water on a world where a single H monocule is enough to kill three quarters of the population.’ The water corroded everything faster than people could run for. It turned the whole world into mummies.

The only survivors were a few skydivers and the lucky bunch who were off planet.

And since the only specifications were ‘kill with water’, it is safe to assume that the client is one of the few who escaped.

…

Update, the water has been placed.

Now to wait and ensure that the vile monster absorbs it too.

Stanley enters the cafeteria and sees that his usual spot has been taken, by a tray filled with his favorites, a plant in a vase and a note.

Ever the instinctually curious creature, he approaches it and sneaks a peak at the card, seeing his name on it.

‘The ironic killer has taken the bait.’ You think to yourself as Stanley opens the card and reads it, revealing his teeth more and more as his eyes travel across the paper back and forth.

You count the lines down as you watch sneakily from your own spot. Keeping your lungs still when the human sits down and raises his glass to the air, as the note requested.

You don’t know much of human customs, but they always try to force fellows to hold their beverages up high after hard work or victory. It is a sign of good fortune, or so you have been told by others.

As appears to be decently traditional, he immediately takes a sip as well, and you try to keep your fur from fluffing up.

Stanley looks at his drink, no longer showing his teeth and seeming remarkably more down, and now your fur is definitely giving you away, because he noticed, but he’s drunken too much, there’s no way to save him anymore!

Then, he does the weirdest thing, the human goes on with his breakfast, even refilling the cup with something even more poisonous! Coffee!

You’re confused, but refuse to give up.

…

Your next attempt is far more daring, but it has to be.

Another attempt on his life in public would be suspicious, so even though it will most certainly trigger an investigation eventually, you decide to try again in private.

Stanley apparently found the poisoned drink to be too weak, claiming it tasted ‘watered down’, which felt like a direct mocking of the planet he ended.

There are very few plants and species that breathe poisonous gasses, most of whom are not allowed to leave the planet, those who cannot breathe something cannot disclose what they can and cannot breathe to the public, since it would make for easy targeting.

Humans are known to be unable to exist off of Helium, which is still a strange concept, but since Helium is very distinctive, it’s not a very good murder weapon.

Oxygen however, is perfect.

Oxygen is difficult to trace, because the pure form will merge with the other elements in the area to stabilize itself.

Due to this, all you have to do is shut off the filtering system, create a vacuum to remove the other elements and then add Oxygen, supposedly imported from an evacuated planet somewhere in the Milkyway.

Stanley came in, and you waited for the moment you can turn the ventilation back on to hide the evidence.

But then instead of falling into a dreamless sleep, he seems more awake, and energetic, and happy..

What is going on??

You’re not sure what happened there, but the rest of the crew is starting to notice the strange aura around Stanley, which is bad, because that means you’re leaving traces.

Your next attempt HAS to be successful.

Luckily, you recently managed to get your gloved paws on some Habanero peppers…

This should be too easy!

An assassin tries to assassinate a human representative on the Galactic Government by poisoning their drink with water. When that fails they fill their sleeping quarters with oxygen.

[troiings]

MyAnna Buring as Victoria Cilliers (The Fall: Skydive Murder Plot)

[stardustloki]

The fact that I can hear the baby when falling quickly from thousands of feet indicates that the baby is talking into my ear. So, because he is a baby (albeit a strange one) I would just grab him, open my own chute and just grip the small, struggling baby for dear life all the way down.

Upon reaching the ground, I would promptly murder the parents and skydiving company for allowing a baby up there.

I would try to forget the fact a small infant had started talking to me in complete sentences.

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[theorbdotcom]

i've found a whole list i made of the unused unus annus video ideas that they discussed in one of the last videos. i don't remember the context for a lot of them but some are very funny. i particularly like "volcano?" and "fire house ?" cause i have absolutely no idea what they mean and i don't think i ever did considering the question marks. i also got lazy near the end, sorry. lastly, i found a screen recording i took of them singing the sound of silence (hello darkness my old friend)??? i have no idea what that was, why they did that, or why i saved it, but now you get to see it at the bottom of this post

okay without further ado, here are the unus annus video ideas they never used

parkour

claustrophobic (wrapping each other in rugs)

blacklight (in each others rooms)

watching ethan sleep

5 senses

guessing each other's wills

william osman how many licks (build lick machine)

asking youtubers what they've always wanted to do (and doing it, they post video and delete it with unus annus)

mark gets his nipple pierced if they don't reach 1 million subscribers in time

tattoos

making weapons for each other and dueling with them

500 v 2 paintball (500 fans vs mark & ethan)

stunt car driving

skydiving

bungee jumping (with pokimane)

preforming in a burlesque show (w/ vixen deville)

mark gets bit by bullet ant

how much criticism can ninja take (bullying ninja over the phone)

how many copies of fortnite can a bullet take (or elmo)

pressuring david dobrik to buy us a car

susan wojcicki lie detector

learn braille

drunk driving in go karts

forcing shane dawson to do a conspiracy video on us

cage diving

trivia phone drop

covered in bees (see bee keeper)

thermal dick camera to find eachothers kinks

boner pill olympics

laxative olympics

michael reeves does something fucked up

craigslist stylist

being each other's personal assistants

lemonade stand (set stand up across the street from kids lemonade stand)

head to head

using as seen on tv products

trying to trigger the adpocalypse

buying everything my dog touches (slavery? if they touch a person)

building a house of cards on chica

blood drive haunted house

super soaker enema

going to couples therapy

going to area 51

going to area 52

fuck machine thanksgiving

props pop up shop

paint the office with our bodies

get an office

the shining challenge (getting chased by axe "murder" through a maze)

youtuber prom (forced to bring youtuber date, 360 camera in between dancers)

youtuber speed collab

trying to make each other fall asleep

staying awake as long as possible

one hour movie challenge (1 hour to write, 1 hour to film)

eating like the rock for a day

parasailing

who can do it first (back tuck vs back full)

yoga on paddle boards

jujitsu

learning to ride a tandem bike (obstacle course)

mattress rafting (white water rafting or going down the stairs with a mattress)

tap dancing classes

doubles ice skating (w/ game grumps)

interviewing a pornstar

how many rubs does it take to go through skin

making each others fursonas

meet a mortician

going to marks storage unit

renting the most expensive airbnb

living like team 10 for a day

youtuber sleep over (after prom)

mark get waterboarded while ethan gets tickled

volcano?

how far can we get on birds (scooters)

youtuber graduation (for all the youtubers that never went to college)

asmr slime making

building gokarts (the down hill kind?)

getting a couples massage

surfing lessons

raccoon cafe

cuddling workshop

chainsaw carving

trapeze

curling lessons

becoming an entrepreneur

clown class

parkour class

meditation

speed dating

learning accents from a linguistics coach

fire house ?

saving each other from drowning

pizza delivery to fans

quicksand

darkness for 24 hours

geochashing

hello darkness my old friend

camp annus–kernville

mud wrestling

making realistic things (armchair/beanbag)

dog cone

glory hole

burying ethan in the sand

the perfect disguise

smelliest smells

gamble all the adsense

[avayarising]

OK , from the year or so I’ve been reading comics, here’s my impression of each character. (Note that they are all very intelligent, all very skilled martial artists, all adrenaline junkies, and all a little too self-sacrificial. And they all come with bucketloads of trauma.)

Bruce: The first thing you have to know about Bruce is that he was raised by Alfred who had no clue what he was doing and who very much failed to model any sort of emotional openness. Full of self-loathing and survivor’s guilt, and very very determined. Genuinely wants to make Gotham a better place and works very hard to do so as both Batman and Bruce Wayne. Probably not as much chronic pain from injury as people think, because he keeps getting physically reset by death/resurrection events, but he definitely does not respect his body at all and goes right back to abusing it every time. Deeply admires and respects his friends. Falls in love easily but always sabotages his relationships. Very soft with babies and young children. Loves his kids with all his heart; rarely knows how to show it and often screws up with parenting. Doesn’t tell people things because it doesn’t occur to him to or because he doesn’t know how, quite aside from the very real trust issues, but will be emotionally honest with someone when their life is at stake. Doesn’t truly believe in his own mortality but is terrified of bad things happening to his kids. Is weak to being called ‘Dad’ – that’s how he came to adopt the telepathic space starfish.

Dick: Brilliant, charismatic, incredibly loyal, a great leader. Loves easily, widely and deeply, and in turn is beloved by all. Understands what people are saying and can get a lot of information from what they don’t say. Genuinely enjoys being a hero, in its danger and violence, in its opportunities for acrobatics and showmanship, but most of of all in the way it lets him help and protect other people. Has the occasional civilian job but never stays in them for long. (Despite the number of fics which feature him as a police officer, he was a cop for only around a year and it is by no means his default profession.) Likes to be up high and goes skydiving for fun. No-one knows he has horrible imposter syndrome. Pretends to be open but actually keeps his true feelings under wraps a lot of the time. Has a tendency to hide or drive people away when he is hurt or depressed, and blames himself when things go wrong. Does not often lose his temper but when he does he becomes a whirlwind of wrath on whoever has threatened his friends and family (especially if it’s Tim).

Jason: The unreliable narrator. Tends to lie to himself and does not do self-examination; avoids thinking about things that make him uncomfortable. Justifies his actions to himself a lot. To others, he’s a poor liar, if he tries to lie at all. Generally he speaks the truth as he sees it and gets hurt when he is lied to by someone he trusts. Has big feelings and likes to talk about them. Probably feels guilty for liking being a hero. Probably still believes some people need killing, even after he has forsworn murder for the sake of the family (and mostly follows company policy). Doesn’t seem to make friends easily, but likes being part of a team. Was actually only a crime lord for a couple of months, and really only to set up his Bruce–Joker confrontation. Likes books, particularly the classics (you’ll see Pride and Prejudice mentioned a lot because he was seen reading it in a panel once but he actually enjoys a wide range). Tends to lash out with both words and fists when he feels hurt.

Tim: Absolutely adores Dick and that is the fundament of his character (Dick adores him right back). Canon doesn’t show him routinely stalking the Batfam before he became Robin – but doesn’t entirely rule it out. Very good at spotting clues and inferring meaning from them. Believes with all his heart in the importance of hero work and making the world a better place. Does a lot of self-examination and exploration of his own motivations. Only mildly neglected; his parents were away a lot but put him in boarding school rather than leaving him unsupervised. A fast and very dedicated learner (learnt how to skateboard in one weekend, then built himself a motorised crime-fighting skateboard). Confident in his skills and abilities; sometimes too confident – on the rare occasions he goes down the wrong track he can take a while to realise it. Friendly, talkative and gregarious: he’s not necessarily the best leader but he can make friends with pretty much anyone (including bad guys) and get them to bond with each other and work together as a team. Good with computers and engineering, and admires other heroes who build and use technology. Likes building cars, driving fast in cars, and crashing cars. Like Dick and Bruce, he tends to push people away and self-isolate when he’s upset or depressed, and becomes much less talkative. Is not overly addicted to caffeine, does not drink copious amounts of coffee, and is generally not particularly sleep-deprived, whatever the fandom may tell you.

Steph: Rather brash and self-centred (not selfish, but tending to default to seeing things primarily in terms of how they affect her) in her younger years, but becomes wiser and more self-confident as she matures and gets more training. Still sometimes feels she doesn’t measure up to other heroes, but is determined to protect and help others. A quick thinker, she can improvise and come up with new creative solutions on the fly, and does so even if it means diverting from the plan, meaning she often clashes with other team members. It also means she can jump to the wrong conclusion. Very stubborn, whether she is right or wrong. Fights dirty both physically and emotionally. Is generally cheerful and enthusiastic, and this is usually genuine, though she can sometimes use it to cover sadness or hurt. When upset she will tend to confront whoever she blames for it and express her feelings loudly (and is likely to take quite a while to calm down and listen to any explanation).

Cass: Knows she is physically superior to most people on the planet, and therefore feels the responsibility to use that skill to protect people. Is absolutely against the idea of killing and hates the thought of anyone dying. Has a special bond with Barbara who helped her a lot when she first came to Gotham. Her difficulties with language mean she will never be a great reader or orator; she eventually learns to talk but is a very sparse and utilitarian speaker and sometimes lacks vocabulary. This frustrates her. She is good at reading body language, but that just tells her what people are about to do and roughly how they are feeling, not what they are thinking, and she sometimes struggles to understand why people do what they do or what to do about it, or to articulate what she knows. Enjoys dance and other activities that use and challenge her physical abilities without hurting others. Because she was first deliberately isolated as a child and then lived on her own for years, she has had to work hard to learn how to work in a team and it still often doesn’t occur to her to ask for help or tell people things. Tends to run away when she feels too emotionally seen, and make reckless decisions when upset.

Damian: When he first comes to the family, is very defensive and expects to be attacked, and this fear and insecurity is why he is so hostile and aggressive. He goes for Tim in particular probably because he feels most threatened by him. Later, and with Dick’s influence in particular, he mellows out, feels more secure, and becomes fiercely protective of all his family, and particularly loyal to Dick. Dick has tried to teach him the joy of hero work, but he probably still sees it mainly as a legacy and a duty. Is still abrasive and tactless, and is often hostile to new acquaintances, but tends to bond well with small groups over time. Loves animals and is a vegetarian. Enjoys drawing and playing the computer game Cheese Vikings. Tends to get defensive and blame others when upset or when things go wrong.

Duke: Charismatic and very courageous. Will throw hands with anyone if he feels it’s necessary, and will not balk first in any game of chicken. Very good at solving puzzles and bringing clues together. Likes heroing because he wants to help and to make a difference in the world. Is not adopted – Bruce fosters him for a while but after that he stays with a cousin (and in current canon may now be back with his mother who has recovered from her Joker-induced coma). Very good at pep talks and persuading people into a particular course of action. This, together with his strong grasp of strategy, makes him a great leader. His facility with words also comes out in his skill with puzzles and riddles and in his creative writing. When he’s sad or hurt he will outwardly carry on as normal and let out his feelings in his poetry (which he never admits to writing).

Barbara: A trained librarian with a very organised mind and an eidetic memory. Knows an awful lot about everything and can find out anything she doesn’t already know, so she can quickly put together disparate pieces of information. Very good at hacking and coding and can crack pretty much anything. Is the go-to contact for information for almost everyone and basically holds the whole hero system together. As Batgirl before being paralysed, she enjoys being a hero for the thrill of the action, but after being shot in the spine, being a hero is for her a personal victory over the Joker’s attack on her. (In current canon, she now has full mobility again which may be poor disability rep but is absolutely in character: if the treatment existed – and given the world they are in it makes sense that it would – she would definitely take it, though she would research the hell out of it first.) Is an excellent co-ordinator and strategist; works very well with teams and keeps everyone together and on target. Cautious; sometimes overly so. Generally a good teacher and mentor and genuinely enjoys it, but occasionally gets impatient and frustrated when people don’t follow her train of thought quickly enough. Sometimes overworks herself due to her awareness of how many people depend on her, and drinks a lot of coffee. When she is upset she will tend to seek out friends or family for comfort.

Alfred: Dead in current canon, but we mostly ignore that. Military background and severe stiff upper lip syndrome (which is not good for raising a traumatised child). A very private person who projects an image of himself as the perfect butler, stoic and unfazed by anything that happens. Secretly he’s the biggest drama queen of the lot and absolutely enjoys the concept of the fighting and the cool toys and the costumes and the drama of it all, but will never admit it and hides it with sarcastic comments. (I believe that if Gotham had had a decent Gilbert & Sullivan Society for Alfred to join then the whole Batman thing would never have got off the ground.) Sometimes commits to the bit too hard and loses sight of the feelings of the people on the other end. Loyal to Bruce to a fault and will support him over anyone else. Somewhat insecure over his role in the family, and very manipulative when he feels the need to be. Expresses disappointment and disapproval by withdrawing, and often hides behind his role as an employee rather than intervene in personal disagreements within the family. Rarely admits to being in any way wrong or even surprised about anything.

Can someone pls give me like a comprehensive characterization of all the characters in the batfam??? I’m trying to write fics on them and I SO DO NOT want to mischaracterize them. Like how Jason was not the angry robin, but in fact the sweetest and only 4 apples tall Robin, while Dick “Crashout” Grayson was out here raging on every criminal. Things like that would help give depth to the characters Any additional lore as well would be good, as I’ve only been consuming batfam content through tumbler, fics, and other mishmash from social media. I’ve yet to start the comics and no ideas on where to start so any help there would be GREATLY APPRECIATED!!

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Random fluffy headcanon:

So, Five's powers seem to conserve momentum through a jump--see when Luther throws him off the stairs in S2E5. (Insert Portal "speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.") Also based on this clip, he can change the direction of the portal, since he goes in nearly vertically, and turns it horizontally to not, you know, pancake.

With this in mind, I think Five could do a very fun approximation of skydiving/flying. He'd probably start out by jumping off a roof, let himself fall to very close to the ground, then flip the portal direction 180° and fling himself into the air, repeat until maximum velocity. He could probably slowly build up speed instead of jumping off a roof, but given how his powers seem to run out and who he is as a person, he'd likely find the roof a "more efficient option."

The very fluffy option, besides the mental image of a pre-apocalypse Five flinging himself into the air and giving everyone watching (including the neighbors) a heart attack, is that in a fit of sibling-to-sibling compassion, he'd do this with Viktor.

The way I see it going down is that Viktor would be feeling down about not having powers again, likely after special training or maybe even a mission. Five would see this, and tell him to meet him on the roof after lights out, no they're not all going to Griddy's, it's just for him, since the others already have powers. And it's more fun to imagine that he hasn't shared this ability yet, so Viktor really isn't sure what's going to happen, but he meets Five up there. Hr asks why, and Five says that if he wants, he can give him the power of flight, for a little while at least.

He's surprised, and extremely anxious, because honestly what the hell Five. He's asking Viktor to jump off a roof for fun. There's no way this could go well. But he trusts Five not to murder him on purpose, and when he says he can do something, he can do it. And, really, Viktor wants to know what it would be like, to have powers, to fly. So he accepts, and they jump off the roof.

Falling is the most frightening thing Viktor has ever done, by a large margin, and he's sure as the ground approaches that he's really going to die now. Then there's the swooshy feeling of Five's jumps, and suddenly they're going upwards, and the wind is in his hair, and when he finally manages to open his eyes to peek through his fear, they're high, high above the ground. Then there's a frozen moment when they're suspended in the air, and sure, Five's doing the work and he's grinning at Viktor in that annoying smug I-told-you-so look he gets far too often, but it almost feels like it really is Viktor's power, and he's the one doing it. It's the most thrilling thing he's ever done.

Of course, Five leaves eventually and all that, but once everyone gets reunited, it definitely gets brought up again. Viktor as an adult is appalled that he jumped off the roof as a child. Also, apparently he can really fly, so there's that. He probably wrote about it in his book, so once they eventually remember about it, the other siblings get curious and want to try, so Five goes flying with all of them, and even if he says it's ridiculous, he smiles the whole time.

Luther screams on the way down and denies it, and decides it's not his thing.

Diego very pointedly does not scream, but gets a little dizzy after too many jumps, so only does it a few times in a row, and very infrequently.

Allison screams on the way down and does not deny it. She doesn't like it the first few times but eventually really enjoys it. She doesn't do it very often anyway, because she feels very immature doing it and very seen when they get too high, and that's not a combination she's often in the mood for.

Klaus is ecstatic about this, and shrieks at the top of his lungs. This is his jam. When he wants to go flying he asks Five if they can "get high together." Five is not amused, and also completely misunderstood the first time Klaus asked that way.

Viktor finds it just as fun as the first time, and both nostalgic and freed by being able to do this again. More than the flying, it feels like Five is really back, and it's that more than the adrenaline and illusion of powers now that makes her happy.

When Claire comes to visit, he definitely takes her flying. It's Claire's new favorite thing. It's Allison's new least favorite thing. Allison knows Five wouldn't endanger Claire, but also, she feels she really can't condone her child jumping off a roof, so it's a point of debate whenever it comes up. They still get to do it sometimes, and Claire will occasionally announce afterwards that Five is "the best uncle." Five is smug and gloats for days afterwards, to the point of absolute insufferability.

As for Five, it's been a long time since he's had fun with his powers. When he can finally accept that he doesn't need to save the jumps, the energy, and can just do something that makes him happy, it finally feels like things are okay.

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headcanons- indestructable s/o

summary: they have a s/o with an indestructable quirk who likes to get into dangerous situations.

request: anon - HI! can you do some headcanons of Todoroki, bakugo and izuku having a s/o that have an indestructible quirks, they do crazy and dangerous stuff for fun. Like the boys are watching the news and see their s/o is surfing a massive wave during a hurricane.

characters: todorki, bakugou and izuku

warnings: dangerous situations, lightning, electricity, a knife, fluff, cursing

𝕥𝕠𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕚 

𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 𝟜𝟟𝟙

He would be scared shitless, honestly. You're the one person he cares about and who he feels comfortable around so the moment he sees you doing dangerous stuff, he goes into protective mode.

He loves the smile on your face and how giddy you get from the adrenaline but he doesn't like how you only get so giddy in life-threatening situations.

You do a lot of dumb stuff. Running through walls, skydiving, running out and about during hurricanes.

Shoto won't show it, but he is always stressed out. While his face is stoic he is mentally freaking out.

"Get out," Shoto says. You ignore him by diving down under the water. Swimming in a rooftop pool during a thunderstorm is thrilling, to say the least. Shoto keeps his distance from the pool. All he wants to do is dive into the water and drag you out of the pool. But while you could take the potential electrocution, he can't.

You pop back above the water. You look up at Shoto with a goofy smile. While he tries to remain calm you can see the anxiety in his eyes. "Please, you'll catch a cold," he says. Sure, like that's the worse thing that can happen.

"But it's so nice," you whine. You look up at the sky. Thick clouds roll through the sky as the roaring thunder above you only grows tenfold. Lightning catches onto the building next to you.

Shoto's eyes grow wide as saucers as a pale, yellow light illuminates the rooftop. You look beautiful, angelic even. You look at peace in a situation that should send cold shivers up your spine.

"Get out of the pool. Come on," Shoto says. His voice grows more desperate. You dive under the cool water once again. His voice is barely audible under the thick water. You push yourself down until you’re sitting on the bottom of the pool.

Suddenly, lightning strikes down in the pool. Shoto's body grows rigged. He knows your fine, you always are. But situations like these always send panic through his body.

You pop up out of the water again. You swim over to the edge of the pool and push yourself out of it. Giggles fall over your lips. Your nerves are tingling from the electricity and your adrenaline is pumping through your veins. Shoto runs over you, grabs the towel you threw on the ground and wraps it around your body.

"That was awesome!" you say. Shoto drags you along with him he walks to the door leading inside the building.

"Don't do stupid shit like that again," he says. All you can do is nod and giggle some more. He knew you wouldn't stop. He wouldn't want you to stop when it brings you this much excitement. He just wants you to be more careful.

✨bonus✨

'Shoto," Izuku calls out. Shoto hums before turning around to look at his friend. His eyes grow once he catches sight of the television screen Izuku is looking at.

Shoto quickly stands up and walks closer to the screen. Both boys listen to the news reporter while staring at the screen.

'The storm is expected to last for another day. While people have been advised to stay inside, some have been seeking out the thrill of the storm," the voice says.

Images of warsh waves are displayed on the screen. Water crashed down onto itself. On top of the immense waves, you are surfing like you aren't in a life-threatening situation.

A smile is plastered on your face as you enjoy the cool breeze buzzing around you. "T-That's Y/n," Izuku says. Shoto nods. He grabs the remote from Izuku and turns the volume of the television up.

Shoto sits down on the couch standing in front of the television. "I wasn't expecting less of them," he says as he stares at the screen. A smile tugs on his lips at the sight of you smiling and carelessly riding the waves. God, you looked adorable when you smile.

𝕓𝕒𝕜𝕦𝕘𝕠𝕦

𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 𝟜𝟜𝟞

He pretends like he doesn't care much about your doings. He has to keep up his tough-guy act after all. But once you two are alone, he lets that all slip.

Bakugou tells you about his fears that one day your quirk won't be able to save you.

That being said though, he loves seeing you and Kirishima do dumb shit together.

Seeing the person he loves and his best friend run around like giggling toddlers even makes someone as grumpy as him smile. If anyone points it out though, he'll kill them.

"Do it again, do it again!" you say as you stand up from the ground. Laughs erupt through the air as you and Kirishima jump around Denki. The electric blond laughs along with you.

Denki holds out both hands and you and Kirishima both grab one. Waves of electricity roll through your bodies, sending you two flying backwards into the nearest wall. It stays silent for a bit before Kirishima sits up straight while laughing his ass off.

Bakugou sits in the corner of the room, eyeing you three. Seeing you get shocked over and over again makes his blood run cold but the laughs you let out afterwards make it all worth it. You turn your head towards him, eyes locking.

Another laugh falls off your lips while a blush dusts over Bakugou's cheeks. "Baku," you call out to him. "Baby, come over here!". Bakugou rolls his eyes and groans but gets up from his spot none the less. You stay seated on the ground, leaning against the now broken wall.

Bakugou stands in front of you, towering over you. He crouches down in front of you. "What?" he sneers. You reach a hand out towards him. He gets the note and grabs a hold of it and lifts you off the ground.

You wipe the dust off your pants before looking up at him with a goofy smile. "There's a storm tonight and Kiri and I are gonna go surfing," you say. No, that's dangerous, Bakugou thinks. "Wanna come with us?".

"Sure. Someone will have to look after you to idiots.". You just shake your head at him. You lay your hand on his cheek, pulling him towards you before placing a quick kiss on his lips. His body melts at your touch. The kiss lasts way to short for him.

Bakugou wants nothing more than to pull you back against his body and snuggle into you. But he won't do that in front of his friends so he lets you pull away. You ruffle his hair before running over to your other friends.

"Denki," you say. "I wanna go again!".

𝕚𝕫𝕦𝕜𝕦

𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 𝟝𝟡𝟠

Saying that he hates it would be an understatement. Every time you do dangerous stuff, he cries. He doesn't want to but he does.

But at the same time, he doesn't want to stop you from doing the things you like. You don't stop him from being a hero while he breaks his bones every other day.

Izuku likes to be there when you go into dangerous situations, just to keep you save. When you want to run around during a hurricane, he is there with you. When you want to go swimming during a flood, he is there with you. When you want to surf during a tsunami, you bet your ass that he is there with you.

Afterwards, expect the endless amount of cuddles and affection. He doesn't care where or when he just wants to hold you.

Izuku's hand grips tightly onto yours. How the hell did you reel him into this? "Come on, 'Zuku," you say. If he wasn't so scared, he would blush at the nickname. "If he is actually real, you can catch him and be a hero.".

"Puppy, we're talking about a murderous villain here," he says. You just shrug at him. You slip your hand from his and opt to hold onto his arm instead.

You two walk through the dark for a bit. A comfortable silence hangs over you. Your thumb rubs soothing circles over his arm. It's quite ironic how a fearless UA student like him is more scared than you are.

All of a sudden, a hand jumps out and wraps you of off Izuku. You look up to see the villain. Huh, so he's real after all. You can see the outline of a knife in the hand of the villain.

Izuku screams out your name as the villain lifts the knife up. The knife gets pushed to your chest with an immense force, though it does nothing to you.

You look down at the knife. The point of bend sideways. Not even a bruise or dumb appeared on your skin. You let out a giggle at the confusions on the guys face. "What the fuck," the villain mutter.

He looks back up you. "It's my quirk, bitch," you say before decking him right on his jaw. He stumbles back, letting the now destroyed knife drop to the ground. You kick it away from him and land another hit on his face. The times, he gets knocked unconscious.

You give the guy a soft kick against his ribs. "That's for cutting up my favourite shirt," you say. You turn back around to look at Izuku. His body is shaking and his eyes are wide. He doesn't waste a second before running over to you and pulling you in for a bone-crushing hug.

"Puppy, a-are you okay? Did he h-hurt you? P-please, say you're alright," Izuku rambles. "Why d-did you do t-that? That was d-dangerous. You're n-not hurt, right? You're okay. You a-always are.".

You nod against his shoulder, lacing your fingers through his hair. His body softens as he hears giggles fall off your lips. "I'm okay. I'm not hurt," you say. Izuku nods before pulling away slightly.

His arms are still wrapped around you but he now uses on hand to grab his phone. "I'm calling Aizawa-Sensai. C-Can you sleep in my dorm t-tonight?" he asks.

You nod at him before nuzzling your head into the crook of his neck. "I'll sleep with you," you say. His cheeks heat up at the slightly provocative sentence. "Not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter.".

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how bts would accidentally get framed for killing you

-- warnings: major character death, literal crack, this is a joke

-- disclaimer: this has nothing to do with the artist / how we view the artist or reality. its literally just a shitpost. enjoy

NAMJOON

he gets accused of driving the bus without a license and hitting you

in reality, you were both on a cute biking date

he wanted to show you his favorite spots around the city as he led and you followed

you get hit by a bus as you were biking across the street because you didnt know how to steer

SEOKJIN

he gets accused of poisoning you

in reality, you were on a date at a restaurant

jin started choking on his food

you laughed so hard you choked and actually die

YOONGI

he gets accused of locking you in the kitchen and lighting it on fire

in reality, he was meditating in the other room

left you in the kitchen to make food

you burned the whole place up because you suck at cooking and he didnt notice quick enough because he was busy being a rock

HOSEOK

he gets accused of accidently box kicking you in the face while dancing where you fall and die

in reality, you guys were caught in the rain during a date

and he wanted to remake dancing in the rain

but you slipped and died because you can't dance

JIMIN

he gets accused of choking you

people suspected of him of cold blooded murder

in reality you watched the "Filter" performance and hyperventilated and died

TAEHYUNG

he gets accused of pushing you off the balcony

in reality, he was organizing a romantic dinner on the balcony

but hes dumb and he left his skateboard out

you tripped on it and accidently ride it over the edge of the balcony

he was so into preparing the date he didnt even notice

JUNGKOOK

he gets accused of pushing you out of the plane

in reality, he wanted to go skydiving

and you didnt know how to open the damn parachute