#hobi headcannon

[tenaciousduckpoetry]

Touch starved! hobie loves to have his hands on you. His hand might be on your hip, in your back pocket, fiddling with your ring finger, etc.

Touch Starved! Hobie who doesn't care who sees him kissing your neck, marking and biting just to get any taste of you.

Touch Starved! Hobie who leans in everytime you pull away. Your touch lingers against his cheek, leaving soft sparks against the tinted skin.

Touch Starved! Hobie who lets you do his eyeliner because he loves the feeling of being close to you. Having you in his lap with his eyes closed and the most dazed look on his face. He's in heaven.

Touch Starved! Hobie who sprays his pillow with your perfume because he finds your scent so attractive.

Touch Starved! Hobie who's always got his arms wrapped around your waist from behind when standing around HQ. No one has ever seen you two apart, you're practically attached at the hip now.

Touch Starved! Hobie who is desperate for any touch you're willing to give him.

[spider-ghoul]

Hobie brown would text so funny. Like no auto correct, no punctuation, and he's always in a hurry he isn't worried about spelling.

Plus!!! He would use abbreviations so much- you have no clue what hes saying. He didn't add spaces sometimes too. You're half convinced he just does this to bother you.

"abes Ia b a mun l8 dbt wajt upluv y"

"hobie what the fuck."

[lorraine-dcmbr]

domestic Hobie headcannons for octobie week one!!

> octobie masterlist < > next part <

sleeps in the same three pairs of short he has since 5 years. will wash them, but always wear the exact same ones. and miraculously they don't have any holes (how??)

has a lot of hand wounds because he spent his free time hand crafting clothes by hand and keeps stabbing himself with the needle

only drinks coffee in the morning even though he knows it's unhealthy

great results but messy process. the clothes will look good, but the stitches will be messy. his food will taste great, but it will end up with the dirtiest kitchen you can imagine. this man is the definition of "trust the process". he will clean after himself though, especially if he's not living alone

won't follow one single recipe or tutorial EVER. he's just going at it full improv every single time (tbh same)

author's note : almost forgot to post this :p please go check out the creator of octobie @the-kr8tor and @mushroom-graphics-allotment who made the banners for the event!!

[shubox-imagines]

hobie brown steals your clothes

i do not make the rules this is just how it is

all of your stuff smells like you and he does not give a shit what it is

hoodies, shirts, pants/skirts, other things

he’s snatching at least ONE and no he does not care if it doesn’t fit

oh you’re shorter than him? shirts a crop top now and he’s rocking it

you’re thicker than he is? hoodie so soft it’s a fucking blanket and he’s already asleep in it

and the worst part is you can’t tell if it looks BETTER ON HIM

but it’s fine cause he’ll let you steal anything you want from him as payback, y’all can both wear each others things

he just likes you sm, yeah?

[arachnoidconnoisseur]

Since people really liked the first one, here's panel 2 of

Hobie x You

Type beat :>

Hes dopey, he's always busy, he's too loud for your small room and too tall for the door frame. He practises eyeliner on you, paints your nails and occasionally falls asleep draped over your thighs. He like a big, lanky tabby cat, and you Adore it.

You adore

Him.

[guywithn0name]

DROP THEM HOBIE BROWN X M!READER HEADCANONS HOMIE!! 😼

-Headcannons-

;Hobie Brown

Hobie Brown x Male reader

🎸 | Masterlist | 🎸

YESSIR😼😼 can y’all tell I ran out of titles? incase you didn’t, I ran out of titles. I have so many exams and test this month so I’m gonna be more inactive :,( also, do y’all like the new title style?? ^^

Warnings: none

-Two words about Hobie. Nail biter. He 100% bites his nails without even noticing. He usually has on nail polish, but it’s always chipped since he keeps biting his nails. But he can’t be bothered to fix up his nails every time he bites on them, it happens so often

-Hobie lets you put random things like ribbons in his hair when y’all are having fun together.

-He’d let you do the whole skincare routine on him. Face mask, oils and everything, even with the little headband thingy on.

-Has like at least five songs secretly written about you somewhere hidden at his place. He’ll never tell you about them, and if he does he’ll definitely never tell you where the songs are hidden.

-Hobie is actually super gentle if you ever ask for him to paint your nails, he’d be the carefullest guy ever about it. He’d also choose the best colours if you let him or he’ll choose the silliest colours. No in between.

-He has tried a surprising amount of different energy drinks, like monster, red bull, Gatorade, Mountain Dew and ect. He also always has at least one energy drink at home.

[zyettemoon1800]

Hobie Brown x chubby reader (General/random hc)

He is all over you

Every time you both are in the same room or space together, his eyes are always on you.

He will complement you to no end if he sees you wearing a body con dress or a crop top showing off your soft tummy.

I 100% believe he is a foodie, but he will mainly cook at home or only eat out at a select few restaurants that have his same beliefs or ideas. That being said if he is not busy being spiderman, he will take you out to eat or cook you a nice home meal.

And he doesn't care about how much you eat, because he also has a big appetite, but if he is not hungry, he doesn't want you to starve yourself.

He is 1001% against spandex or waist trainers, always talking about how society look on women's body shape is fucked up and narcissistic because the only ones that really "care" about a women's appearance are big companies or overweight greasy men living in their parents basement.

When it is just you two alone, he will lay his head on your stomach or thighs as he talks to you about whatever is on his mind.

Most of the time when he is like this, he will squeeze and kiss your fupa out of the blue.

If you ask him why he does that, he will just say "I'm just giving my girl some luv" which you make you roll your eyes

[hi-i-love-u-bitch]

Okay I see your "if Hobie and Noir meet they would be besties and punch nazis together" and I totally agree with that! But also consider:

Hobie is Spider Noir's biggest fanboy!

Like in the comics he's like a HUGE Gwen Stacy stan and he's such a goofy little dork about it. In ATSV him and Gwen's relationship is more like chill friends, and I'm okay with that. But I think it be so funny that when Hobie was recruted into Spiderverse society and Miguel was showing him all the other universes with the different Spiderman variants he pauses by the computer screen with that one gritty black and white universe cuz he just saw some guy in a fedora and trench coat PUNCH A FUCKING NAZI!!! WHO IS THAT GUY?!?! HE'S SO COOL!!!

He asks Miguel a million and one question about the guy and when the old grump annoyingly shoos him away he asks Peter as he briefly met him during that one incident in Miles is dimension. When that still isn't enough he asks Lyla to tell him everything she knows on Noir. Now obviously Lyla has no obligation to do this but she's also never seen Hobie this giddy and excited over something other then music. Its adorable, he's almost like a little kid wanting to know everything about their favorite cartoon. Also she low key likes to annoy Miguel and Hobie's rebellious spirit that gets under her straight laced boss is skin which is hilarious.

You know when Gwen first met Hobie she was a bit intimated cuz he just had that "too cool" vibe about him. But as soon as she mentions that she has worked with other Spider people before, which includes Noir, he did a whole 180 and became a complete dork!

Hobie: Get out, you actually met him! 🤩

Gwen: Uh, yeah?

Hobie: How was he like? What did he say? Did he talk about fascist corruption that not only plagued the system back then but even now as well? Was he super cool during the fight?! 😃🤩💫😻

Gwen: ..........He was nice.

Hobie: That's so rad! ✨️🤟🤩

I also feel like, aside from Miles, Gwen keeps in contact with the other Spider peeps from the first movie and tried to recruit them into the Spider society but obviously Noir and Porker didn't join. Porker because he’s a cartoon that follows "toon logic" and Miguel's ideologies are too serious for his taste. And Noir because, and I quote: "The last I heard of a secret society designed to 'keep the peace for the greater good of humanity at any cost' a whole world war came about it. I know fascism when I see it, kid."

Gwen relays that message to Hobie when explaining why Noir isn't joining and Hobie's response to that is: "He gets it! He just like me fr! 😭💕"

I think it be really cute that in the next movie when they finally meet Hobie is kinda awkward and shy. Like this guy has never respected an adult in his life (at least not any that didn’t deserve the disrespect) and with Noir his all like "Hello sir" "How are you sir" "It's very nice to meet you sir!" And Noir is actually just a really nice guy if a little broody but he's heard so much about this kid from Gwen and how much of a good friend he's been to her so Noir already likes him on principle.

Hobie: Uh Mr. Noir-- Parker, sir! It is such an honor to meet you! The work you do in your universe is amazing and I hope to learn more while working alongside you however briefly.

Noir: Ah, Peter is just fine really, or Noir if it gets to confusing. No need to be so formal, we're all on equal footing here. I've heard a lot about you and your world as well from Gwen. Although it does sadden me that such a young man has to take on the burden of saving the world from such a corrupt society yet again, you're going about it quite well. War is hard and ugly and violent but you are amazingly brave to be able to stand up for what is right in the face of it all. If anybody is honored here it is me, for being able to meet such a remarkable young man like you. And knowing that my friends have made such honorable allies in the midst of all this chaos.

Hobie, externally: Yeah, it's whatevs 😎

Hobie, internally: Dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry YOURE GUNNA LOOK SO UNCOOL IF YOU CRY IN FRONT OF HIM NOW 😭💕😭💕😭

I just think it be really cute if they had a wholesome father-son sort of relationship where they shit talk corrupt government systems and punch fascists together. You know, regular father-son bonding!

(Also I think that's another reason Miguel didn't invite Spider Noir to the Spiderverse, cuz he knew that both of these menaces together would cause a bigger headache than its worth 🤣🤣🤣)

[tempestuous-tempest]

Romancing Hobart Brown: (Headcanons)

Hobart "Hobie" Brown. Some Punk-Rock anarchist who plays guitar and likes to play as the vigilante of sorts "Spider-Punk". He's soooo cool. How did you even manage to snag him? Well, that's a good question. One I'm not answering.

Responds to "Hobie", "Hobes", "Hobe", "Bee", and "Bee-bee".

Gets home from doing a job or playing with the band and most of the time just wants to chill out, maybe smoke a joint, and cuddle you.

It's a 50:50 chance that he'll fall asleep. Which he can do just about anywhere and you will be trapped until either he wakes up and decides to let go or you wake him up.

On the subject of sleeping, he likes to spread out and will take up the entire bed, including your side. And while you're trying to push him over to his side he'll either A; whine and complain if he's semi-awake, or B; Pretend to be asleep still and refuse to "wake up and move".

Continuing once more with this sleeping theme, he is a light sleeper and will wake up to even the slightest noise or touch so it's kind of difficult to escape his grasp when you shift and wake him up and he tightens his grip on you. How do you deal with this?

Turns out Bee-bee over here is very ticklish and will always move away and/or let go when you tickle him.

Physical affection is his thing. Especially the small things like a hand on the shoulder or instead of holding hands, you two have your index fingers locked together. He likes having you close and knowing you're there with him.

Lets you borrow his clothes, especially to wear out and it drives him nuts to be able to see how adorable you look in his clothes. And if you're small and his shirts or jackets are just the right amount of too big, this man will have the biggest grin on his face.

Let's you play with his hair and even sometimes style it differently, however it's mostly a rare treat for if you were absolutely sad and he wanted to cheer you up. Other times you will have to beg on your hands and knees while saying "pretty please with sugar on top" and giving him puppy dog eyes. And just maybe, he will give in. Maybe.

Expect teasing until you feel like your heart wll explode. He's very playful and likes to see you get all flustered by his words alone. Well, technically, he'll probably have that trademark smirk on his face or even a sly grin which also contributes in it's own way.

Sometimes, he'll hand-make you something out of random parts he "found" as a gift. They aren't always perfect but they mean a lot to you and him.

This is it for this list, might make a part two. I'm also open for asks about how else I perceive him romantically or otherwise.

[aviixol]

╔Hobie Brown Hc's╗

-cursing

- nsfw included

-some toxic themes

a/n: I'm lowk a sucker for toxic Hobie like...sum bout that js makes me giggle and twirl my hair

➺ He don't commit, like he's just an uckdy runner. He literally won't commit to a relationship unless he knows they're the one.

➺ He may make it seem like you are special and he's such a gentleman but he uses the same thing over every other girl, He also makes it known that like he won't hesitate to drop you like you're not needed.

➺ On the occasion he has actually found a girl he is semi-committed to, he is a fairly crafty person so he likes to make his partner like rings necklaces, and shit like that.

➺ He flirts a whole lot, he don't even be meaning to flirt he just does it's who he was so you definitely get jealous. Especially when he's on tour this nigga flirts with his fans, the paparazzi, the reporters, literally everyone.

➺ He fuck good...need I say more.

➺ Hobie is a certified munch, he can eat pussy all day till his jaw lock, bro do not care and he be doing this shit for his own pleasure too.

➺ Bro's a switch, he'll let you ride and he'll be sucking on your titties and he be saying the most foul freak boul shit everrr, he'll ask you to spit in his mouth and he be asking whose pussy this belongs too

➺ He fuck with the music loud as hell so nobody can hear how freaky y'all getting, he's also the type to match the rhythm

➺ He thinks that cuddling is too intimate, he only cuddles with his like special someone because it just feels too romantic to just be doing that with anyone.

➺ If he really lock in with you just know you're special, he'll give you the world

➺ Hobie definitely does cute date things and everything he gets you or does for you has some sort of meaning he isn't the type to give random gifts he has to have a good reason.

➺ Hobie doesn't care he'll start kissing you and he'll like grip you by your neck and stuff in public, he's just a major exhibitionist. He really doesn't give af about getting caught either it just adds to the rush.

HEHEHE I FOLDED MULTIPLE TIMES WHILE WRITING THIS I HOPE THIS IS GOOD ?!?!

[tenaciousduckpoetry]

Baby Fever

Hobie calls you over while babysitting Mayday.

Warnings: sugary sweet fluff, anarchy

"You're getting pretty soft there, Hobes." You flashed a gentle, loving smile as you watched his long arms drape over Mayday.

"Nah, I'm not bruv." He huffed through his nostrils, his face just teetering on the edge of a smile as he looked down at the toddler. There was something about that little girl, 'Spiderling' as most of HQ called her, that literally had his heart melting. Despite how tough his exterior was he didn't think he'd ever be one to deny babysiting Mayday.

"I don't know, babes. I think I can see you melting right there." You teased, hand coming to gently run over the sleeping toddlers head. "Isn't she just the cutest?" You whispered, leaning in to press a small kiss on his cheek.

"She's just a rebel in training. Gonna be the best anarchist, ain't ya?" He hummed, looking down at her with that gentle smile of his.

[spider-ghoul]

Noticing you <33

Hobie brown x gn!reader oneshot

My first time doing a whole oneshot for hobie! Any advice on his character is happily accepted :)

Warnings: a lil blood, no use of y/n, i dont think anything else but if you notice something tell me!!

Summary: hobie slowly falling you <3

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Hobie brown wasn't sure when he first noticed you. But he thought it was the class trip you took in secondary school. 

He was always vaguely aware of you. People talked, they always did. He was vaguely aware of all the not-quite-normal people, the goths, the emos, the other punks.... And so he knew you existed. 

And then you went on this trip..

You weren't in the same room, but you were in the same chaperone group. 

And then he was painfully aware you existed. 

He saw that whenever there was a street performaner you would run and put a few dollars into their case, and he noticed when you offered your sunglasses to someone from another group, and he saw how you would pick up little trinkets from the ground and shove them into your pockets like a bird.

He watched when you smiled whenever someone said something nice about you. He watched you sit by a kid you didn't know because they were alone. He was painfully aware whenever the two of you made eye contact and you smiled at him, he always looked away.

He watched when you held a crying kid's hand and helped her find her mom.

And on the bus ride back, he noticed how you fell asleep sitting up, your head resting on the window. he noticed when you woke up too. And how you yawned and.. he noticed just about all of it. 

By the end of the it, he was convinced you were some kind of angel. 

He didn't even believe in that kind of thing, he never did. But there wasn't any chance that someone as perfect as you was human. 

(He didn't believe in perfection either)

He  took notice of you in the hallways, and when you got on the school bus. then he noticed how whenever he was sent down to the office for his 'behavior issues' (another thing he didn't believe in) you were sitting with the school councilor. 

Eventually, though a friend, you too started talking. And then you started hanging out with his friend group.

He noticed you when the group hung out for the first time out of school. It was just the mall, and he noticed how you offered to me buy him a shirt when he said he didn't bring money.  

He rejected the offer but he didn't protest when you Gave him half of your pretzels from the food court, claiming you 'weren't that hungry'. He could tell it was a lie.

Eventually when he did get your number from the same mutual friend, he was a bit too happy when you texted back immediately. 

And then you guys got closer.

He noticed how you would mess with his rings whenever he'd let you, and how you would always tug on that wallet chain you wore. He wondered what you would do if he started tugging on it.

And eventually, he got more confident.

And, yeah, Hobie was always touchy. And, yeah, you didn't mind when his fingers tugged on your belt loops, or his arm wrapped around your shoulder whenever you stood next to him.

Eventually, you met up just the two of you, cause the rest of the group was busy. It was casual, and you definitely didn't panic a little when he grabbed your hand as you walked around that old record store he wanted to show you around.

His voice pulled you back to reality a moment after, "you alright?" He smiled after you nodded, "what kinda music you like, luv?"

And then there was tonight.

He was panicked, and hurt, and he didn't know where else to go. His suit was half covered in blood, which was coming from his left arm. He was dizzy, and he could barly stand right. He didn't realize where he was untill he was knocking on the window of your flat.

When you opened you window, he tugged off his mask.

He noticed how scared you looked for a moment, as your hand flew over your mouth, but he was thankful as you opened your window.

He noticed how focused you looked as he sat silently and your wrapped arm with bandaids and an ace bandage. And he was thankful when you gave him Tylenol and one of your oversized hoodies. You even offered to wash his suit.

Finally, when you knew he was okay, and he was laying down in your bed (next to a pile of stuffed animals which he thought was excessively cute) you had a chance to question him.

He noticed how your eyebrows furrowed as you asked him about being spiderman, and you asked him if he was feeling okay again. Then you asked him the question he was the most worried about.

"..why did you come here?"

You noticed as he hesitated for a moment.

Hobie gave it a thought why did he come here? He was half delirious, he could say that. Or he could be honest.

"You make me feel safe. I Knew you could help me out, figured I could trust you with the whole secret identity thing too."

You noticed that he seemed more mellow then he normally did, more soft. It made your heart melt.

You offered to sleep on the couch in the main room, but he promised he wouldn't mind sleeping next to you. Honestly? You didn't mind either.

Eventually, you ended up in his arms, pressed against his chest, his head in the crook of your neck.

He could hear your heartbeat, and you could feel his hands on your waist.

"...thanks, luvie."

He whispered quietly, and you felt him press a kiss onto your shoulder. His voice could give you goosebumps, and his lip piercing felt warm on your skin.

"Course' Hobes.."

You whispered back, almost unsure. He noticed that, of course he did.

Hobie Brown wasn't sure when he fell in love with you, but he was sure it happened. And he was sure that it was never going to change.

Eventually, he'll tell you, that's what he promised himself that night.

What he couldn't notice was how you promised yourself the same thing.

[mrsblackruby]

HOBIE BROWN EXUDES HE/THEY ENERGY

[myir0nlung]

sleeping headcanons with spider-people

first post woohoo! reader has no gender, no spoilers

miles morales

Miles would have troubles sleeping, scared that a villain could break into his room at any second. He would also lay in his bed thinking. He would most definitely overthink about what happened during the day and what he could’ve said different, or what he found embarrassing. When sleeping with you he would be hesitant to touch you, not wanting to scare you or anything. Miles would definitely be touch starved so he wouldn’t like cuddle you or anything. Though the longer you two are together, the more willing he is to just wrap a loose arm around you.

hobie brown

Hobie is such a chaotic sleeper. His legs are sprawled out every where, blankets tangled around him. He is also a really heavy sleeper so waking him up is near impossible. When sleeping with him though he will just face you at first, but throughout the night he will slowly get closer. Soon enough you two will be in each others embrace. Your legs tangled together, his arm on your waist, and your head tucked into a nook between his neck and shoulder. Hobie has an iron grip too so if you want to get up to do something good luck, because he isn’t letting you go.

gwen stacy

I feel Gwen would be hesitant at first to even be in the same bed as you, it would be a bit awkward. After some time though she will get more comfortable with the idea. It would start off simple with just an arm slung across another but it would progress into a bit of a cuddle. Just holding each other lightly with an arm to keep each other semi-close. Gwen is a light sleeper so if you move around in your sleep a lot she definitely will be wide awake most of the time. She would also like to switch between big and little spoon, just depends on how she is feeling at the moment :)

miguel o’hara

Miguel is a heavy sleeper. He isn’t too much into cuddling so most of the time he will have your back to you, looking at the wall. Sometimes you think he is dead because he will just be laying in bed.. stiff as a board with no noise or anything. It does worry you a lot and you can even count how many times you’ve checked if he is still breathing.

[icarus-has-falllen]

Hi hi!

If it's okay, can you write headcanons for Hobie x reader with hyperfixations? Stuff like reader explaining their special interest to Hobie and stuff.

This is obviously very self indulgent, but hear me out on this!

Thank you if you choose to do this, thank you even if you don't. Have a wonderful day.

-☣ anon (if ☣ is available)

no because this is so self-indulgent for me too bro- 💀

welcome new anon :]

Hobie Brown x reader with hype fixations

type- Fluff

tw- none :]

so fuckin short bro-

I have no idea how to write his accent bro send help-

would definitely fight someone if they made fun of you

listens to your rambles and smiles as you talk

if your like me and apologize once you get done for talking to much this man will fight you (with love) and will not let you apologize

will just lay there and stare at you with a smug little smile on his face as you ramble

most likely will research what your interested in to learn more about it

[lav-bee]

Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse x Reader Headcanons

Asking to paint their nails

Characters: Pavitr, Hobie

💛❤️- read as platonic or romantic (no established realationship)

(A/N) I’m back from my hiatus just to post this 😅 they both have a choke hold on me

Pavitr

- A little shocked but his face immediately lights up and agrees

- Has painted his nails once or twice out of curiosity but other than that, he has no experience

- Doesn’t have a preference for colour, just as long as he’s spending time with you, he’s happy

- He does like to experiment though! Will ask for a different colour each time you paint them

- Tries his best to not chip them, he wants them to last as long and possible

- Often looks at his nails and smiles when he thinks of the fun time he had with you :)

- Shows them off to all his friends at the spider-society and Aunt Maya

- He tries his best to do yours just as good as his but paints your fingers a few times, sticks his tongue out in concentration

Hobie

- Say less 😌

- He already paints his own nails so obviously he would love for you to do it for him

- Teases you every time you miss his nail and paint his finger instead

- Usually chooses darker colours for himself but when you come around feel free to chose any colour you like!

- It doesn’t even have to be the same colour for all his nails, you could do rainbow if you wanted

- ‘Cause consistency? Who’s that?

- Due to his guitar playing, his nails chip often and when that happens he gets you to touch them up ^_^ it’s not the same if he fixes them

- Paints yours as too and he does pretty well, after all, he has practice from doing his own