#The Desolation of Smaug

[i-live-in-my-bookshelf]

I started watching the LoTR franchise for the first time, starting from the Hobbit series and so far I have these very comprehensive reviews

[coopsgirl]

One of my fave scenes ❤️

Lee Pace as Thranduil in The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

[dagordagorath]

↳ for my dearest @realmofautumn 🖤

[michoodles]

🍃 Frodo and Bilbo Baggins 🍂

I have been on bad mode lately so I rewatched my favorite series and obviously I did some doodles of my favorites hobbits.

[lotrcolors]

Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013)

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

The way Thranduil's diet is worse than Adar and the orcs

Adar at least has chicken, bread and pickles, honestly a pretty balanced meal

Thranduil exists on nothing but A HEAD OF LETTUCE AND A BOTTLE OF WINE

Have you ever just eaten a head of lettuce whole and chugged a 2 liter bottle of wine after? King Thranduil has

For centuries

[downeydeppworld]

Thorin fav relationship

The hobbit the desolation of smaug

Fili & Kili

[leepacesource]

Orlando Bloom as Legolas & Lee Pace as Thranduil in  ⤷ The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

[autistook]

cutecutecutecutecutecute

[verkomy]

if it isn’t “you cannot be her. she is far away. she is far away from me. she walks in starlight in another world. it was just a dream. do you think she could have loved me?” I don’t want it

[theelvenhaven]

Married to Thranduil

Flirting with you while intoxicated

A/N: Thank you @nerdysimpy for the Thranduil idea. Love those bestie privileges. It's my first Thranduil post and I am still getting a feel for his character so forgive me for not making this very long or if it's not wholly ic.

Warnings: NSFWish

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❁ Thranduil has a really high tolerance for alcohol and rarely indulges himself beyond a glass or two of Dorwinion red.

❁ But there are times where has a bit too much to drink- whether that is in your shared chambers or at a festival.

❁ With the Dorwinion wine being so good and the talk that seems to keep going on and on it's no wonder one glass turns to two, three, four, five and more.

❁ When Thranduil flirts usually it is a bit sophisticated and formal even though you two are married, he likes to try to be poetic and above his station even to his spouse.

❁ He never fails though to make you blush in his complex flirty compliments about how you're his starlight, and how beautiful you are in several different poetic ways.

❁ But when Thranduil has filled his cups and has had a little too much to drink, he becomes a little more blunt and a little less poetic.

❁ At first they still will be suave and a little more on the chaste side of things;

❁ "My starlight, you look ever so ravishing tonight, you're glowing brighter than even the candle light."

❁ "That outfit suits you well, and shows you off perfectly, starlight. Your taste is impeccable."

❁ He will chastely, but no less seductively, offer little touches here or there.

❁ Like brushing your hair out of your face, tracing your jaw as he does so, holding your hand, a hand coming to rest on your knee chastely.

❁ But as he gets more intoxicated the touches become a little more intense and less chaste.

❁ The notes of seduction are definitely known as his hand wanders up higher on your leg, his face flushing a light pink and his lips twitching into a smirk as he eyes you.

❁ Though he is intoxicated, and would want the whole world to know you are his, he doesn't want anyone to overhear any of the flirting he does with you.

❁ So while he holds your thigh, with his thumb gently drawing circles, he leans over to whisper in your ear, his lips brushing against the shell of your ear.

❁ Whispering to you all the things he wants to do to you, even if you are in public.

❁ "My starlight it would be positively divine to ravish you right here, I'm aching to feel you."

❁ "You look divine in your outfit, but by Iluvatar I know you look better out of it and laying on our bed bare for me to see."

❁ He'll spend his time teasing you physically, his hidden hand brushing against your most private places but never fully touching you.

❁ Thranduil likes to watch you squirm and see the different expressions, the sounds of your shaky breaths knowing it's all him having that affect on you.

❁ He is also stealing kisses to your lips, not afraid of who it is that might see his loving display of affection for you, emboldened to let propriety fall to the way side.

❁ Nor is he afraid to be steeling kisses on your neck as he brushes your hair away, or nipping at your ear when he leans in close to whisper into it.

❁ Now when the tipsy flirting starts it is a perfect to give into his whims and steal him away for the evening and back to your bed chamber to make love all night long.

❁ But if you continue to let him drink, Thranduil is mostly all bark with no bite as he gets too woozy to be able to do any of lascivious things he's been whispering to you.

❁ On those walks back to your chambers with his arm around your shoulder, holding him up as you two walk back to your bed chambers.

❁ Thranduil will need to be laid down, and e won't bother to undress for the evening but he will coax you into laying down with him at the very least.

❁ He will press soft but sloppy kisses to your face, and pull you in close with him, snuggling close to you.

❁ He loves and adores you and feels so safe and comfortable with you before finally the alcohol wins out and brings him to fall asleep with you tangled in his hold.

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

[disdaidal]

You would go to war over a handful of gems? - The heirlooms of my people are not lightly forsaken.

THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013) & THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (2014)

[greeneyed-thestral]

[my-deer-legolas]

a crave for travel; being homesick for a place you've never been

~ An Unexpected Journey

the feeling of solitude and connection to nature when being alone in the woods

~ The Desolation of Smaug

the depression you feel when the world as it is doesn't reflect what you think it should be

~ The Battle of the Five Armies

My favourite German words feat. The Hobbit Trilogy (and Bilbo Baggins)

[iseathegalaxy]

rewatched the hobbit trilogy (i love it, fight me) and no-one will ever convince me there's no romantic subtext between bilbo and thorin (intended or not)

because how can you look at me straight in the eye and tell me there isn't something more than friendship when thorin, in the middle of having dragon fever and being completely consumed by the treasure that sorrounds him, doesn't trust any of his brothers, his kin, the dwarves he has always been with but he trusts bilbo, only him, the stranger he just met and didn't even like at first and who he told he was a burden and no help and should go back home

how can you look at me straight in the eye and claim there's just a friendship when, again, in the middle of this all-consuming trance thorin is in because of the piles of gold he still gifts bilbo a mithril mailchain to protect him, all while mistrusting everyone else

how can you look at me straight in the eye and utter that there's nothing there when it doesn't even cross thorin's mind that the one that has the arkenstone could be bilbo but immediately thinks of everyone else

how can you look at me straight in the eye and declare they just share a mission when bilbo is the only one there with him in death (not blaming the others for their absence, merely pointing out a creative decision) and thorin asks for forgiveness and they both share this very intimate last moment

and how can you look at me straight in the eye and speak that there is nothing romantic in bilbo's words when, after balin says thorin will pass into legend, he replies that "to [bilbo] he was never that, he was... to [bilbo]... he was..." and he cannot bring himself to finish the sentence! all while balin is smiling knowingly at him!

be it either because it was on purpose or just another side effect of men refusing to write fully fledge female characters (or a female character at all) and therefore giving the men the kind of deep, complex, incredibly intricate relationships the world refuses to acknowledge for anyone but straight couples, we'll never know, but they're there and oh god, do they make me cry when they end like this one does